A/N: I can't tell you how inspired I was to write this chapter. FINALLY, something happened XD
"OMG, I haven't been getting a single piece of inspiration to write that damn fic of mine!" Aika almost screamed, having only her circle of friends as her audience. Miu, Chabelita, Kyanna, Nicole, Jaimee and Andrea had been her best friends since her first day of school. "I haven't been getting any reviews or views these days... dammit, this class needs more stuff happening in it!" she glanced around and saw how everyone was unbelievably... normal.
And Aika hated it.
After that small piece of complaint during recess, it was just Miu and Aika walking again on the fields during the lunch break, which was as long as an hour. Then they saw Kyle and company, along with Yoshi, in the small "hut" in one side of the field. Another hut was at the opposite direction, and this was basically their "club house". Kyle was playing with this stupid stick and claimed he was practicing "wood cutting". Minecraft gamer and addict.
"That ain't a stick, bitch. That's your dick." she said to him. The two always talked this way, not that they hated each other, though.
"Yeah, well, my dick's sharp enough for wood cutting practice." okay, that was definitely not an expected answer from him.
"Wait, WHAT? Dude, seriously, not that I would know, but... wouldn't that be painful?" she asked in amusement.
"It's a wireless dick, that's why he can't feel anything!" one of Kyle's best friends, Ethan, yelled.
And then Yoshi took the... wireless dick and inserted it into a hollow bamboo, which was really a part of the table in the center of the hut. It was that awkward. But of course, Aika did what she loved doing: she took out her HK phone and started videoing the whole thing like a boss. Kyle was trying to snatch the phone and pull out his dick at the same time, and it didn't really work out. And then his eyes were filled with horror, and Aika stopped recording.
Now, Kyle was known for being racist and slightly horny, so at any sight of a black person and he'd stop whatever he was doing. He calmed down and went back to where he originally sat, and so this classmate entered. He didn't seem to know the situation and started talking to Yoshi casually since they were good friends, but Aika heard Kyle whispering to her, "Maybe if I don't move and stay still enough, he won't see me... the Black Attack." and this caused Aika to burst out laughing. Yeah, the way he said it was awesome and epic at the same time.
Then the bell rang, signalling the students to go back to their classrooms and sit down while waiting for the teacher to come. Her next class was Music, one of her favorite yet despised subjects, but anyway, the moment the teacher came in, everyone stood up behind their seats, ready to pray and greet the teacher after. The teacher walked into the room and stood behind his table on the teacher's platform.
"Classmates, let us-"
The prayer leader was interrupted by the shrill voices of two of bitches of class (friends of four other bitches), and they were yelling at each other. Now this was rather surprising, because they were actually best friends, but Judith was yelling like crazy and pointing at Micah, who was only about three seats behind her. Aika couldn't concentrate on what she was saying because of the inspiration she was getting for her non-updated fanfic.
Then Micah yelled back, and in a second, Judith walked (marched, rather) at lightning speed towards her direction and then Aika saw a catfight for the first time in her life, up close, though it wasn't the first fight she had seen. There was a fight between two teenage guys at a restaurant she was eating in with her family once. So the two female dogs were scratching, slapping and pulling each other's hair. The boys were already telling them to "shut up and stop", but it didn't help. The teacher could only watch in somewhat shock and disappointment.
The rest of the bitches who were all also best friends of Judith and Micah managed to separate them through difficulty. The teacher walked to Judith with an alarmed expression on his face, and then when he tried to get Micah, she was already walking out the door with Essa and Hwa Mi, still managing to look like pure bitches, except that the one in the middle was sobbing pretty loudly, enough for all the other classes to hear. It was a miracle the teacher didn't yell at all or anything, but he simply asked for Micah to be found and he took the pair to the clinic. Aika later saw that Judith had a little ugly scar on her upper-right cheek.
And then the whole class also found out later on that the pair and teacher were accompanied by the Math teacher of Mamoru's class, and Aika and Miu seriously found it hard to like the teacher at all. On their last meeting, when she taught as a substitute, she basically said that the class was clearly the noisiest and that they all wouldn't graduate. "When I graduate and see that teacher, I'm gonna tell her, "fuck you".' was what Miu said quietly the moment the teacher left.
Anyway, the rest of the day turned out fine. Kyanna had finished the drawing Aika asked her to draw: Aika herself and her gender-bend, whom she was hopelessly in love with. And she herself looked so awesome in the picture, but that also made her feel slightly sad. After all, it's in real life where I look really fugly. And this is why anime rules... she thought to herself. Anyway, it made her feel good, and this would mark the second commission Kyanna has done for her so far.
But now what would the moderator of their class say on Monday? Surely, the Music teacher and their moderator/Math teacher knew each other quite well. Would the whole class be in trouble, or would the two bitches be expelled? After all, the Student Handbook had basically said that they would be either suspended or expelled. Either way, Aika whispered quietly to Jaimee, "I admit those two deserved it, but why did it have to be them? I mean, Essa and Raezhins' attitudes are a jazillion times worse..."
"All of them should've gotten into one big catfight, and that'll solve everyone's problems." Aika only laughed.
A/N: Well, I can say that today was just awesome and one of my most memorable. I'll be posting a new chapter RIGHT AFTER I publish this one, because I forgot to add this one part in the beginning, and I think if I add it, I'm gonna be confused with the chapter title xD
