NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: Just some quick drabble with Artemis talking to herself. Enjoy. Or don't.
~MissGotham
P.S. if you get my reference you get a cookie.
"You need to go to bed."
"Shut up. Your boyfriend just cheated on you with a girl you thought you were friends with."
"Go. To. Sleep."
"Or we could stay up on Christmas eve drowning in self pity."
"Or we could do that."
"He left us."
"Are we still together?"
"BABY ARE WE OVER NOOOOW?"
"If you continue that singing I don't see why it wasn't over a while ago."
"Not helpful."
"You know what's fun?"
"What?"
"Listing all your bad qualities!"
"Okay. We are very stubborn."
"And not all that attractive."
"We don't like little kids."
"We have a sucky family."
"Very true, very true."
"Honestly, we didn't know Jade had a daughter with Roy."
"Or that she was visiting Mom."
"Christmas cookies sound good right now."
"No, we've had enough."
"We can never have too many Christmas cookies."
"Go to bed."
"Goodnight."