As I have so many projects lined up, I have donated this story to Asgardian Dovahkiin. Sorry everyone, but you will have to enjoy this tale from my good friend's brilliant perspective if you please. And so I leave you all with this brilliant piece of poetry!
It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so... naughty.
My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I... be naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that's when I got... naughty.
With love Fred.