To my family and friends:
This is my Last Will and Testament.
My son, who shall be named Touzuko Akefia Bakura-Ishtar II, Akefia for short, will go to his Godfather, Atem. If anything is to happen to Atem, Akefia shall go to Ryou, who will then move in with Keireyana, my high-school sweetheart whose phone number is hidden in the bottom of the silverware drawer.
All my belongings shall go to Akefia I, and anything he will not except goes to Ryou and Marik. The exception to the items Akefia I will receive are my Millennium Ring my Duel Monsters deck, and my Duel Disk, which I have entrusted to Ryou. Once Akefia II turns 13, my deck and Duel Disk will go to him. My Millennium Ring will stay with Ryou, however.
Now, a few last words for my friends and family:
Ryou- You will always be my Hikari and Yadonushi. I love you, and take good care of the things I have entrusted to you, along with my son if anything is to happen to Atem.
Marik- I didn't get to know you long enough. It makes me sad to know that. I just hope you know- I have all the Lady Gaga CDs in my bottom left desk drawer. Those are yours, if you want them.
Atem- I've given you my son because I know you'll take good care of him. Also, never tell him of his real heritage. Just tell the poor thing there was a bleaching accident with this hair, or something like that. If he goes to Ryou, the same applies.
Akefia I- I've decided to name my son after you because I know he'll grow up to look and be like you. Visit him someday, and teach him well.
Malik- You can go to Hell for all I care, you rotten douchebag.
Your friend,
Yami Ryou Bakura