Haha! I updated really quickly! This chapter was extremely fun for me to make. I'm sorry that I made the last chapter so morbid. This chapter is more funniness! I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I Don't own Gravitation because if I did… Shuichi would be punk-Goth and Yuki and Shu would be doin it on every surface on the house.

Warning: I cuss a lot without knowing it… sorry!

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New and Improved

Chapter Nine

Before Ryuichi could get his hands firmly around Yuki's neck a loud yell was herd from the other side of the room. They quickly and found Shuichi staring at them in complete and total horror.

"What is it Shuichi?" Ryuichi asked worriedly.

"You…you guys… just… broke… my…. NEW SLIPKNOT CD!" Shuichi screamed tears filling his eyes. Yuki ran up to him trying to get him to stop crying.

"I'll do anything you want, I'll even buy you a new SKipknot CD." Yuki begged hopefully.

"IT'S SLIPKNOT DAMNIT!" Shuichi yelled angrily. "Fine, Yuki, there's only one thing that you could do to make this up to me."

"Anything." Yuki sighed in relief.

"You need to get me the new Tool CD." Shuichi smirked.

"Shindou-san that seems harsh. That CD hasn't even been released yet." Tohma spoke up.

"Well then you get it for me!" Shuichi turned to Tohma hopefully. Tohma stared at Shuichi before flipping out his cell.

"Yes… Tool… no not the sex toy… yes the band… Tomorrow… Thanks bye." Tohma then turned straight to Shuichi. "The deed has been done." Shuichi tackled Tohma onto the floor and thanked the hell out of him.

"Really, it's no problem; I know how it is to be in love with Tool and A Perfect Circle." Tohma said eye's glazing like he was going into a long forgotten flashback of his younger years.

"You like them?" Shuichi asked.

"Of course, Maynard James Keenan is my god!" Tohma danced happily. (A.N. Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer in both Tool and APC. They are awesome bands… very sexy.)

"Mine too!" Shuichi screamed back. At this point Suguru had tripped and fell on Shuichi's other Slipknot CD.

"OH GOD WHY!" Shuichi started crying again, "Whyyy… Corey Taylor…Sid Wilson… Joey Jordison… Paul Grey… Chris Fehn… James Root… Craig Jones… Shawn Crahan... Mick Thompson… It's ganna be okay." Shuichi said getting out of bed and picking up pieces to his broken CD. (A.N. I am proud that I can name all the members of Slipknot… )

Shuichi, you need to be in bed!" Yuki said running over and Kneeling down next to him. Shuichi looked at him horrified.

"Umm, Yuki… look down." Hiro and K said simultaneously. Yuki looked down and noticed that he had just landed on Shuichi's Korn, Offspring, and System Of A Down CD's. Shuichi began banging his head on the ground below him, crying like a three year old lost in Wal-Mart.

"God the only thing you could possibly do know would be to…" Shuichi looked town at his fist that he had just slammed into the ground. "Marilyn Manson… NOOOO!" Shuichi whimpered. He stood up furiously, "tomorrow, I better have all new CD's, or else, some peoples balls are going to get chopped off and then stapled to their ankle.

Everyone grabbed between their legs, faces going pale. The doctor chose this time to come trotting in to see 6 men holding their balls and his patient glaring evilly at everyone.

"Umm, maybe I should just come back?" The doctor told them slowly trying to get out of the room.

But K was too quick and he closed the door. "I want a full report on Shuichi Shindou… right now!"

"Pretty much, Shindou-san is healthy. Just keep an eye on him when he's sleeping. Make sure he is eating properly, and maybe he should to a psychiatrist. But other than that, he's free to leave at any time." The doctor then booked it out the door saying something about other patients.

"Well then, looks like your sleeping with me and Suguru tonight." Hiro told Shuichi

"But Hiro it's Friday, tonight is our night to… well…. You know," Suguru said disappointingly.

"Don't worry; I'm sure Shuichi won't mind." Hiro joked.

"Haha… you guys are funny… there's no way in hell I'm sleeping with the two jackrabbits… I prefer to wake up clean, if you know what I mean." Shuichi joked back.

"Hey, do you mind if I stay with you guys tonight?" Yuki asked.

"Why?" Hiro questioned.

"I want to be close to Shuichi, just for a while." Yuki responded.

"And that's your only reason?" Hiro inquired.

"Yes." Yuki said in a low voice.

"Well then, if Yuki-san is going, then so am I." Ryuichi spoke up.

"Why not?" Tohma shrugged joining in.

"Aww! That's so cute! Were all together and tonight we can have a giant orgy." Shuichi joked.

"Ryuichi turned back to Tohma and asked," Tohma, what's an orgy?" Tohma choked on his spit. Everyone else started laughing at the curious Ryuichi and the horrified Tohma.

"Well Ryuichi," Shuichi started, "It's when more than two people…" Tohma went behind Shuichi grabbing his mouth.

"If you finish that sentence, no more Tool CD." Tohma threatened. That shut Shuichi up immediately.

"I will have my Tool CD, and you will have, NO BALLS!" Shuichi whispered evilly.

"What was that Shindou-san?" Tohma asked.

"Nothing, nothing at all, muhahahahaha." Then another loud crack was heard. "MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE! NOOOOO

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Sorry that it's so short! I'll update more later! Hope you likey!

All the bands that I mentioned are not mine. They are kick ass bands though… they all rock my sox!

Thank you to those who reviewed! I hope you like this chapter!