According to the calendar, the fight against the ninth angel shall begin soon. So many things to be worried about, and so little time.

So what we did?

"Um, Rae?"

"Yes, Shinji?"

"I appreciate the mock date. Really."

"So why you look so scared? What's wrong?"

Shinji looked around to make sure he's not being followed, as if someone would killed him if he took the wrong amount of breaths. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but eh, I...I thought twins have emotional link or something like that, I think."

"Oh, you meant you saw my jealous sister over there." I said, deliberately raised my voice a little. Said girl, usually very subdued and emotionally stunted, had a rather appropriate look for someone jealous.

And I was serious. My sister there tried to find if look could hurt someone. The malice in her eyes were outstanding, especially coming from someone with so little social skill.

"Y-you got it." Shinji looked around again before he decided to relief himself to the bathroom. Not in that way, since the pressure from Rei staring at us must be enormous.

Good work, Rae. Rei actually fumed! Your plan to make everyone open up is working like a charm! Misato called me from her phone. Bless the earring that actually functioned as earphone.

"Do you really have to say that in front of her?"

That's the thing! She's so upset that she didn't hear a word from me! *Crack! Um, I think you need to slow down a little. Rei just cracked her drink with her barehand.

"Fine. I-I think the kiss is not that necessary, after all." I finished the conversation, now tried my best effort to ignore how furious Rei had become. The whole thing ended up good. And exceeding expectation...too much, in fact.

Well, how does this happen again?

-eva-

Two days before...

"Rejected." Said Commander as he stamped it. I sighed.

"It's just a set-up for their date."

"And it has nothing to do with their job as pilots. You just want to set them up."

"How about the fact that i added it as attempt to improve morale and their relationships?" I retorted.

"Unless you find a way to get more personnel for this plan of yours, from at least three departments, then this plan can't be approved. Good night, 'doctor'." He closed the argument, and I could hear him air-quoting my fake title.

"Damn. I hate that bearded bastard." I slumped my head on the desk.

"You tell me, Rae. 80% of my salary went to some saving that he forced." No wonder Misato was dirt poor for a super important military officer. "Although, he had a point. It looked too much like we setting up a date instead of an act to improve relationships between all personnel."

"Well maybe...how long have you know Shinji's feeling for Rei, anyway?"

"Ah, I have been making fun of him before his visit to her old apartment. But I only knew about it days before our first real convo. If I didn't know about it before, I would search for clues of it first."

"That's good. At least much better than how I found how much she loves him..."

5 days ago...

"AH! AH! SHINJI!"

The pillows that cushioned my ears could barely prevent the loud cries of ecstasy from my sister's room.

Ever since our...unusual experience in Unit-00, our hormone have gone astray, unpredictable, and cannot be reasoned.

To put it bluntly, both of us became really horny for almost 24/7. So horny that we had to schedule ourselves to get a memory backup schedule once a day just to numb the feeling.

And why I didn't do the same like what she's doing now? Well quiet frankly, I wanted to. Scratch that, I really needed it. It's just that my pussy have been abused so much lately that I began to feel sore here and there. If I didn't stop for a while, I could've damaged it. Not worth it.

And my sister used this opportunity to borrow my dildo after days of frowning at her fingers as if they could magically get bigger. Cheap bastard.

Now I have to deal with my leaking pussy, a sister who have been busy satisfying her lust for the last forty minutes...

And a desire to have a threesome.

Groaned, I tried my best to prove that Freud was wrong, since the current situation would make him grinned like a madman.

CURSE YOU, FREUD!

Back to the two days ago flashback...

"...I'll pretend that I didn't hear all of that." Said Misato who just turned green.

"Seconded. I think I'll search for that ice cream boy to see if real sex could get me down for a long time.."

"...Excuse me?"

"Never mind." I lifted my hand to stop any question. "Anyway, is there any loophole that we can use?"

"Well you can pose as Rei, while Rei going to a date as you."

"...Never going to work. By the time we able to imitate each others, we would require hip replacements." I deadpanned.

"Damn. And I thought that you know your sister better than that.."

"It's Rei that won't be able to mimic me." I countered, especially since I had enough of her memories AND social skills to mimic her. Rei on the other hand... "Either way, mimic each other is off the-"

"Aha! I get it!" The grown up woman in front of me just cut me off. "There's no need to mimic each others! Why don't you just go on date with Shinji just like that? Not as Rei, but as you!"

"Huh? For what?"

"Why, to make Rei jealous!"

"Nani? We're going to make Rei jealous?" I asked, flabbergasted by what possessed Misato to ended up making this plan.

"Yes, Mrs. Obvious!" Misato somehow just made the most cheerful sarcasm ever. "If her hormone's at this level, then we just need a final push to break her shell! And what's better than someone took her interest away?"

"Somehow I feel that this mission could turn into a disaster..."

"Why? It's Rei! Even if she got mad at you, she would just stare at you even harder, right? Come on, it's gonna be safe!"

-evangelion-

Yeah, it's gonna be safe, alright. Fuck you, Misato. Now my sister wants to slit my throat for stealing her boy.

"So Rae...do you want to play music with me?"

Another cracked glass was heard, and soon I heard her muffled voice slowly disappeared. When I turned around, various objects were smashed. Misato must have dragged her out of the cafe, and now probably had to deal with the mad employees.

"I-I think that's enough for now, Rae. Oh god, she must be hating me now."

"No, Shinji. I think it's me who should be worry instead." I said with a groan.

What the hell was I thinking...

-evangelion-

Well that four-star hotel's a good place to hide from my sister, but Ritsuko threatened to martial court me after three days disappearing (I feared for my own life, you know), so I have no choice but to get there soon.

I just hope that Rei was still in the entry plug.

Well it was time for me to look at my progress as a pilot, so all I had to do was to wait for her, and-

Oh shit. She was still here.

And the next thing I knew, she already cornered me into my locker. And she was...sad? No, she was still angry. But she was much more sad than anything.

"What...was that supposed to be?" Said Rei as she pounded my locker. Damn, this felt like a cliche teen movie. And my sister's the alpha bitch.

"Rei, calm down-"

"Calm down?! He-he...I wanted him." Rei choked out. "I wanted him, and you took him from me. I hope you're happy with what you have done."

"Rei, I-"

"Do not touch me." Said Rei as she ran away from me. Tears started to fell from my eyes. How did it went so wrong? I wanted my cold sister back, fuck Yanderei!

But there was a little hope. Just when she about to get out of the room, she bumped into Shinji! Come on, Rae. Think. Think!

Well, I guess I should mouthed Shinji that something need to be fixed. I mouthed to him to beg her to stop fighting.

"Please. Stop fighting with your sister."

"...Rae's there. You mistook me."

"No, Rei." I mouthed I want you to him. "I...always walked on you?"

"What?" I had to curb my urge of slapping my head off.

"Eh, I mean, I always wanted you."

"Then...then why you took her into a date! W-why..."

"Rei, I um..." I mouthed to Shinji about 'mock date'. "A date can be done without the real intent to get closer romantically. And that's what happened."

"*sniff* R-really? Y-you did not want to become someone important to her?"

"N-not really. If anything, I took it to get some training, for when I finally spend my time with... you."

"Oh, Shinji..." Rei moaned in happiness as she kissed the boy.

Problem solved! Romance happened, and our relationship's now restored! Now, all we had to do is to wait the romance to bloom and-

Uh, Rei. I don't think you were supposed to molest his manhood alrea-

HOLY SHIT. SHINJI WAS HUGE!

-evangelion-

"Where the hell is she? Can you confirm that she's here, Maya?"

"Her card was activated an hour ago. Rae's definitely here, ma'am."

"Then what took her so long?"

"Who, Rae? Oh, I saw her in the balcony. She was avoiding Rei, so she might be hiding somewhere."

Ritsuko looked at her old friend, looked about whether she was serious. "This had something to do with Rei's erratic synchronization rate?"

"Yup. Got jealous for all the wrong reasons. Don't worry, Rae's thinking about how to salvage it." Said Misato before giving Ritsuko a wink. "Also, it proved that Rei really liked Shinji."

Everybody groaned at the unnecessary love triangle. Especially Ritsuko, knowing that the implications were, uh...complicated, to say the least.

What would you do if you ended up in a love triangle with two clones, made out of whatever remained out of your mother and much more?

-evangelion-

"Ah, AAAH! SHINJI-"

Well, well. My hot sister was making love with her new boyfriend in a rodeo ride, and I masturbated at it. I was so fucked up.

Of course, I wasn't her real sister, but still.

And god damnit, those two can really move. This was incredibly hot for their first time, almost like I filmed a porno myself. I supposed the failed test ripped her hymens, but these two were so good.

And worst of all? I was horny for Shinji too. My bisexuality went overdrive; there were two attractive people fucking like bunny, and one of them was androgynous enough to pass as a girl with a wig. All of it made me nuts.

I couldn't take it anymore. I shoved my snatch into Shinji's face, in desperate hope that he would licked it like a hungry canine.

"Aaah..." And boy, he was skilled with his tongue too.

I arched my back when he bit my clits. Oh, he was definitely talented. You got a good one, Rei!

After ten minutes of this threesome acts, all three of us happily reached our peak.

"Ooh, Shinji..." I heard Rei moaned out.

Unfortunately, when I opened my eyes, Shinji did not look so happy. "What's wrong?"

"Oh my god. I just fucked both of you. What have I done? I-I am sorry-"

"No, Shinji." I cut him off before his low self-worth destroyed him. "First of all, that was a consensual sex. None of us did a wrong thing. Secondly, it was Rei who initiated everything, and me in the last act. If there's someone need to be blamed on making it awkward, then it's me."

"Rae, I do not mind."

"Y-yeah. Me neither."

"Thanks, you two. But still, that was incredibly improper. I won't do it again. Let's just...call it a one-night-stand, if you may say it."

"But it's not even ni-"

Suddenly, the power went out.

Oh, boy. Here we go...

My first Evangelion fight.

-evangelion-

Well this crappy chapter had been here since a long time ago.

Not my best update, and I believe that was the lamest lemon ever written. But Evangelion had been running out of stocks on SxR lemons lately, so...

Will I managed to fight the acid angel? Find out next, on Evangelion A.D.!