GOOOOOORE

Danny had just lost a bet with Dash, I mean of course he did this is Danny were talking about. This bet was about who knew more about Star trek. And Danny thought he would win, and he lost so badly. Tucker was laughing at him the whole time because he mispronounced nearly everything. But Dash isn't that quick of a thinker and since Danny proved in freshman year that it's impossible to eat underwear whole without choking, he just said that Sam could torture him for a day. Because honestly giving Sam free reign to do whatever she wanted to Danny is the worst possible punishment. And Sam decided that she was going to give Danny a lip ring, because by god she wanted to. So she went to her aunt's house and she taught her how to do the piercing correctly and even let her borrow the tools.

So the next day at school, Mikey caused a distraction by running out of the room and Mr. Lancer had to follow him. So that's when Sam got to work. She made Danny sit on the tiny desk so that she could actually reach him, and placed some random freshman on the chair to keep it stabilized. And they had Tucker watch the door so they knew when Lancer was coming. Dash and Paulina were just looking on in fascinated horror. And Wes had his phone ready to record in case Fenton Started crying like a baby, or if his eyes glowed green.

So Sam had Danny ready, with the plier things hanging off of his lip and the needle right below the lip. "Ready Tucker?"

"No Lancer in sight,"

"Ready Danny?"

"Noh,"

"TOO BAD!"

And then Danny tried to hold in his scream while Sam quickly shoved the needle through his lip. "FUCK!"

"LANGUAGE FENTON! And see that wasn't so bad,"

"I haeh you,"

"I know you do. Aw wait crap I forgot the actual lip ring, Tucker can you get it from my locker?"

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN SAM!"

"WOUH YOU SAH WIHHLIN HA LIH?!" (WOULD YOU STOP WIGGLIN MY LIP?!)

"Danny I have to hold the needle in place." Naturally this is when shit Started going to hell. The freshman, who didn't really like the sight of blood, basically forgot that he was stabilizing the desk that Danny was sitting on, and decided that, he REALLY didn't want to be there.

So the kid just stood up to walk away, and the entire desk flipped over before Dash could even shout "OH SHIT!" Everyone just kind of winced and closed their eyes at the crash of the desk. When they looked back they saw Sam stretched across Danny's lap, and Danny was just holding his hand to his face and crying.

Wes being the douche that he was said, "see told you look he's crying."

Paulina being somewhat human said, "Uh Wes, I know I'm no genius or anything, but I'm pretty sure he's bleeding."

Dash being the slightly observant fellow he is said "And his other hand's crushed under the tiny desk,"

"That too."

Sam managed to get up and just pointed to the hemophobic kid who started it all, "Kid go get the nurse, or Lancer, I don't care just get someone." So the kid who was happy to get away from the blood quickly ran off to find the nearest teacher. And Sam was just looking at Danny, who still refused to remove his other hand from his mouth even though it was clearly not helping stop the flow of blood. "Danny, let me see your lip."

"Hmf,"

"Danny."

"Hmpfh."

"Don't make me break your other hand Danny." Naturally due to the crappy timing of Danny Phantom characters everywhere, Mikey finally ran back into the classroom with a panting Lancer on his heel, Along with the freshman and the nurse.

"ALICE IN WONDERLAND WHATS GOING ON IN HERE?"

"Uhm nothing,"

"Great job covering your ass Dash,"

"LANGUAGE MS. SANCHEZ,"

"Move out of the way folks, I need to make sure that he isn't seriously hurt." Said le unnamed nurse because screw that.

"Mr. Weston is there any reason that you have your phone out?"

"Uh in case he got hurt and you needed to see what happened...?"

"Oh whatever the case just give it here, if we need to call in an ambulance they'll want to know what happened,"

"Wait ambulance? He's not that hurt is he Mr. Lancer?"

"Actually he has a broken hand, and he still refuses to show me his face," Mrs. Dr. Proffesora Patricia said.

"Danny show your mouth to the nice lady," Sam said so sweetly that it actually sounded like a threat.

"Hmf."

"Danny don't make me go over there and slap you."

Naturally this is when Tucker finally comes in. "WOAH WHAT THE FUCK IN HELL HAPPENED HERE, JESUS CHRIST, HOLY CLOCKWORK, SON OF A WALKER-"

"MR FOLEY!-" Luckily someway in hell Tucker managed to get Danny to laugh a bit and he loosened his hand long enough for Sam to snatch it away from his face. And she kind of wished she didn't. Danny's entire lip was sliced through, even a bit down his chin, and it was bleeding badly. Sam's entire hand has covered in Danny's blood now that she was holding it.

"EWWWWW." ~Wes

"Gross." ~Dash

"Ehh." ~Sam and Tucker

*vomiting in the trash can* ~Paulina

"I don't think I have clearance to treat this." ~Mrs. Dr. Proffesora Patricia

"I'll get my phone..." ~Lancer Danny managed to slip his hand away from Sam and put it back over his mouth, and Sam to everyone's horror just wiped the blood on her hand onto her skirt.

Luckily since the school wasn't that far away, the ambulance got there within 5 minutes. Unluckily the news spread quickly throughout the school and 4 minutes before they got there the entire hallway was filled with people trying to get a good look at Fenton. And the obligatory stretcher had trouble trying to get through the hallways.

By the time they got there, some jock had already had to take off his shirt for Danny to use to slow the flow of blood. (Although people suspected that he just wanted people to see his abs) Their suspicions were confirmed when the paramedics told him that he wouldn't be getting his shirt back and he said "good." But the paramedics managed to untangle Danny's arm from the tiny desk and get his broken hand out. And then load him onto the stretcher (sitting up) and Start down the hallway. Some kids tried to trick him into giving them high fives so that they could see his face but Danny didn't fall for it. Danny's ghost sense went off which actually helped numb the pain and slow the flow of blood. He managed to see Elle floating invisibly behind him in ghost form. And Danny was loaded into the ambulance, and Elle snuck Sam, Tucker, and Valerie on top invisibly. And the ambulance drove away from the school. The janitor just kind of threw everybody's backpacks out the door, and then locked it so that nobody would get blood on them.

The rest of the day nobody really learned anything because they were still busy debating on how Fenton got hurt. Some people thought it was a ghost attack. Some thought Dash hit him too hard. Someone thought that the shirtless guy stabbed him so that he could take off his shirt. Most people thought that being the tall idiot he was, tripped over a desk and cut himself on something.

The next day out of the weird group, only Valerie showed up and she didn't really know what happened either. And everyone in the classroom refused to talk for the sake of the poor freshman who thought that he almost killed someone.

But the next day Fenton showed up, and needless to say he looked like shit. His lip and a bit of his chin were stitched up and his left hand was in a heavy-duty cast. His lower jaw had gauze taped to it, and he looked really pale. He wasn't allowed to speak, or eat anything solid for a week, or else the stitches might rip or get infected. Needless to say he didn't look like a happy camper. The only reason he could even go to school was because he was right handed, and his right hand was perfectly fine.

Wes actually felt bad and deleted the video once he finally got his phone back. Nobody would tease or bully him because he was clearly in enough pain already. Eventually the week had finally passed and the stitches had been removed.

When Danny came into school on Monday his face looked like he got into a fight with a bear, but otherwise he looked a lot better. And when the bell finally rang signaling the Start of class, Mr. Lancer pointed to Danny and asked him if there was anything he wanted to say after a week of silence. "Yeah, I'm never accepting another bet from Dash. Ever. AGAIN." And the entire class just burst out laughing including Lancer, because they knew from the bottom of their hearts, that Danny would never be able to keep that promise.

EL FIN!