The 6th Annual Fiction Wrestling Awards

by Toon'Challa

The Awards are back again! The companies of The FWM have returned to the crossover square, and are celebrating a year by recognizing excellence throughout business. Among the matches tonight: NCW's Chris House takes on Broly, numerous FUSION crossover titles are being defended, Young Gwen defends her streak against Gilgit-Baltistan, and Scorpion and Goku fight in a dream fight.

10. BotB Male Rumble

"Welcome BACK to The FWAs!" The voice of Bubbles announced, "We are sponsored by Dunkin Donuts! When Krispy Kreme is too far!"

"WELCOME WELCOME!" Exclaimed Mr. TV. "And we have MORE AWARDS to announce! But that will go on during the next match...because..."

Mr. TV points to the stage, where there are two thrones on the right side of the wrestling stage. TW stands with The Tag Team Tax Return briefcase in hand, looking around as the crowd begins to cheer louder and louder.

And in the ring, the WWT Announcer declares for us all...as the bell rings...

"The following contest if The Men's Best of the Best! Every sixty seconds, a new team will enter! When one person is eliminated, the whole team is eliminated! When the final four teams are in the ring, BOTH members need to be eliminated! The last team that in the match IS Best of the Best!"

The crowd cheers raucously, chanting, "HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!" as the commentary also begins to take their places. And they begin to chant, "JR! JR! JR! JR!"...

...as we can see Jim Ross taking his spot at commentary.

"Welcome back, Jim Ross!" Exclaimed Kari. "You okay?"

"I'm perfectly fine." Jim Ross said. "I'm doing fine. GPW is going to handle Michael Phelps. I ask that no lawsuits be put down by anyone I work for. Lucius Lyon has said that he will handle it all on GPW."

"Are you sure?" Asked Batista. "Just saying...I wouldn't let that dude put his hands on you anymore."

"Thank you, Dave." Said JR. "I'm sure you would have came to my rescue earlier if you could. That Phelps should be put in a mental house."

And now we to go the ring...as The WWT Announcer then declares, "And now...for entrant team number one..."

The crowd awaits...

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Evolution is a mystery

Full of change that no one sees

Clock makes a fool of history

Yesterday's so long ago, don't agree with what I know.

Tomorrow got no place to be.

"And FIRST...is UEPW's premiere rising tag team, members of The UEPW Ministry of Greatness!" Said JR. "These two provide a VERY tough challenge. Two POWERHOUSES in the ring to start us off."

#1: The Ministry of Greatness [Schnitzel & Chowder]

"The Powerhouses coming out now, and any team coming NEXT is going to have a VERY VERY hard time fighting this starting team..." Said JR. "The powerhouses are on the rise where they are."

"Yeah they're gonna be the team to beat right now." Batista said. "The NEXT team here I feel somewhat bad for. Who is next?"

"I don't know." Said Kari. "But they better prepare for this big team in the ring now."

The music dies when Schnitzel and Chowder get in the ring. The crowd waits for a minute...and The WWT announcer says-

"And the SECOND entrant team in the Rumble..." Said The WWT Announcer.

And everyone waits...Schnitzel just yells, "RADDA RADDA!" while waiting for the next team. And Chowder munches on a sandwich, eating it in one gulp.

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There will no stoppin

It's when you go hard then somebody man

This right here

Is Domination

"Oh...my...Lord..." JR gulped.

"WAIT A MINUTE, I TAKE THAT BACK!" Batista exclaimed. "THIS IS MY TEAM TO WIN! OOH-WEE!"

#2: The Forces of Nature

Doc Louis comes out, with his forces right behind him. The team STANDS STILL...behind Louis. Doc puts his right hand...and just says, "Kill 'em." Bald Bull & Soda Popinski nod and make their way down the ramp, staring down the UEPW team in the ring.

"Well you KNOW they're still PISSED OFF about being CHEATED out of a Tag Title opportunity!" Said Batista. "Those Twinleaves, bless their souls, just made The Forces of Nature a VERY VERY VERY angry team!"

"They DQ'D THEMSELVES..." Said Kari. "...WITH THEIR OWN...girlfriend...?...I dunno what they are with one another."

"Doc Louis told them to KILL." Said JR. "And The Ministry better get together to try and FIGHT...FIGHT HARD. Because DEATH IS COMING, AND THEY ARE THE FORCES OF NATURE! THE BRAWL IS ON NOW!"

The bell RINGS, and Schnitzel is SPEARING Bald Bull into the near right corner! Shoulder thrusts! And Chowder and trading FISTS with Soda Pop!

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And Chowder RIGHT HANDS Soda Pop, running and then Body Splashing into him! Soda Pop is sent into the ropes, and Schnitzel gets ROCKED with a right hand! He falls to one knee, and Bald Bull runs AND SCHNITZEL HEADBUTTS HIM! Bald Bull holds his head, and Schnitzel grabs the legs of Bald Bull and tries to push him over!

!"BALD BULL BEING LIFTED OFF THE GROUND!" Exclaimed JR.

SCHNITZEL USING HIS STRENGTH TO TRY AND THROW BALD BULL OVER! Soda Pop, seeing this, gets LIFTED by Chowder! And a BEARHUG IS IMMINENT...but Chowder can't keep hold! He can't hold him up! The Bearhug is FAILING...and Soda Pop NAILS A CHOP TO THE HEAD OF CHOWDER!

"THE TOMAGAVK!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

Chowder being dazed! And Chowder gets grabbed, and Soda Pop runs and THROWS CHOWDER INTO SCHNITZEL! The rock monster falls, his possible Forces elimination canceled by the using of his partner as a missile. And Schnitzel gets grabbed by Bald Bull, and Soda Pop grabs him as well. And they both DUMP Schnitzel over the ropes as the countdown goes!

"And ALREADY an elimination!" Exclaimed JR. "And now coming down the ramp...WHO...is NEXT?"

"This is going to become a MASSACRE unlike ANY OTHER..." Said Batista. "I am READY for WANTON DESTRUCTION!"

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That's why we won't back down

We won't run and hide

'Cause these are the things we can't deny

I'm passing over you like a satellite

So catch me if I fall

#3: Sector W (RR)

"The Rookie Revolution better call for doctors..." Said Batista.

"Those poor kids..." Kari gulped.

Paddy Fulbright & Lee Harper come out, very nervously. Lee Harper is spinning his yo-yo nervously now. And Paddy raises a fist proudly in the air. He and Lee look at one another and fist bump. And then they start making their way down the ramp. And The Forces look...EXTRA bloodthirsty right now...

"The RR relations cannot be lost on Bull & Soda." Said JR. "The Twinleaves did what they did...and now THEY want to take it out on Lee & Paddy."

"Someone call the police!" Exclaimed Kari.

"Yeah! MURDER IN SHUSTER ARENA IMMINENT!" Exclaimed Batista.

The RR duo start circling the ring. Bull & Soda look outside the ring...eyeing their possible victims like MEAT. Paddy and Lee are whispering to one another, Lee spinning his yo-yo while his face transforms from scared...to slightly smirking. "Cooooool..." He says while chuckling.

"What are those boys planning?" Batista questioned.

"It HAS to be a decent plan..." Said JR. "A man doesn't walk towards his death and smiles unless he's a lunatic."

Sector W surrounds the ring once more...Lee going under the ring...and so is Paddy.

"What the hell are they doing?" JR asked.

"This ain't the time to play games, kids." Said Batista. "This is WRESTLING time."

Bull & Soda try to look around the ring for the little kids, but it's very hard to find them. They haven't come up from the ring after thirty seconds...

"What the...?" Asked JR. "What are you doing, kids?"

Paddy finally comes from under the ring behind The FoN...

...holding a barbwire bat, trying to look as crazy as his big buddy in The RR, Christopher House...

"Hold on hold on...!" Exclaimed JR.

"Wait is that a BARBWIRE BAT!?" Asked Batista. "That's...that's...it's LEGAL! But BARBARIC!"

"But absolutely NECESSARY for survival!" Exclaimed Kari.

Paddy runs in, coming in behind The Forces...BARBWIRE SWING TO THE BACK OF THE RIGHT LEG OF BALD BULL!

"THAT CRAZY LITTLE KID JUST CAME IN AND DREW SOME BLOOD!" Exclaimed a wide-eyed Batista.

"And now BARBWIRE BAT TO THE BACK OF SODA!" Kari exclaimed.

Soda Pop stumbles from the barbwire to his spine. Paddy is ALTERNATING FIRE, switching from the chest of Soda to the chest of Bald Bull. And then he hits a headshot to the skull of Soda Pop! This makes him fall to one knee. And Paddy turns around INTO A HEADBUTT TO THE CHEST! BUT PADDY HELD THE BARBWIRE IN FRONT OF HIS CHEST TO AT LEAST MAKE SURE BALD BULL RAN INTO HIS BARBWIRE!

...Meanwhile Lee, who comes up from under the ring behind Soda Pop...grabs his yo-yo and smirks. He pulls Soda's legs a bit past the near left corner post. And then he begins tying the yo-yo string around his legs.

"He's HOG-TYING Soda Pop, making sure he can't get up!" JR said.

"It's just STRING!" Exclaimed Batista.

'It's KND made string! Who KNOWS how strong that stuff is!" Exclaimed Kari. "SODA POP IS STUCK ON HIS STOMACH, NOT EVEN ABLE TO STAND UP!"

Soda Pop is stuck on the ground, trying to use brute force to break free. But it's no use right now. And with Bald Bull on one knee, Lee runs into the ring and KNEES the head of Soda Pop! Paddy & Lee, as the numbers count down again, grab the neck of Soda Pop...DOUBLE DDT onto the barbwire!

"And a Double DDT on the bat!" Exclaimed JR, "And another team is coming through! Who will it be? Who is going to help Sector W in trying to eliminate these kids?"

As Paddy and Lee pick up Bald Bull, and Paddy holds onto Lee...and helps him with his Standing Shiranui! Around the World!

"They're gonna get some help here, hopefully." Said

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Now testify

It's right outside our door

Now testify

Yes testify

It's right outside our door

"WELL THEY AREN'T GETTING HELP FROM THESE FOLK..." JR said.

#4: The Cereal Killers (CCW)

Trix Rabbit & Tony the Tiger just walk onto the stage, glaring towards the ring at the children. "WHY IT'S MY FAVORITE MEAL...CHILDREN FOR DINNER..." exclaimed Tony as he goes walking down the street.

"Oh MY GOODNESS!" Exclaimed JR in shock. "STOP THIS! SEND THESE KIDS SOME MERCY ENTRANTS!"

"...The kids are not alright." Batista chuckled. "Sorry, RR. Your kids are going home in body bags."

Tony the Tiger slides into the ring and runs towards Sector W...

...and LARIATS-BALD BULL! And Bald Bull goes down, lying on the mat while writhing in pain! And The Trix Rabbit comes off the top and KNEE DROPS THE HEAD OF SODA POP!

"Huh?" JR asked. "What was THAT about?"

Paddy and Lee, standing together, watch as The Cereal Killers stare at The FoN...

...and then The CKs slowly turn their collective gazes to Paddy and Lee...

...and Trix says...

"We need you two morsels of meat all to ourselves..."

And Tony just licks his lips...

"Lord have mercy, did these two just get a taste for children...?" Asked Kari. "Somebody HELP THEM..."

"PADDY AND LEE RUNNING!" JR exclaimed. "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, KIDS!"

The kids BOOK IT, trying to run around the ring! And Tony the Tiger GRABS LEE! Lee gets pulled in for A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! EARN YOUR STRIPES! And Paddy turns to jump at Tony! BARBWIRE BAT TO THE FACE! Tony reels, holding his muzzle WHILE TRIX JUMPING CRESCENT KICKS THE BACK OF PADDY'S HEAD!

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#5: Ozzy & Injustice!Doomsday (XWWF)

The Trix Rabbit, PLAYING with their food right now...LEG DROP TO SODA POP! Keeps him down. And Tony LARIATS Bald Bull again! Paddy grabs onto the ropes, trying to escape, and Trix turns to him and runs...RUNNING BIG BOOT! Paddy goes down! And now, Trix Rabbit pulls something out of his fur. "It's time to have a PERFECTLY balanced meal, Tony." He says...pulling out his serrated spoon. Tony rubs his hands together, smirking as he begins salivating. "HE'S A CARNIVORE!" The "Silly Rabbit" says to the booing crowd, "DID YOU THINK ALL HE DID WAS PLAY SPORTS WITH PEOPLE?"

"The Cereal Killers taking full control of this match now..." JR said. "I fear for the kids in this match. They subdued ONE monster team. But I don't fully know if thye can take down a couple of serial nut jobs like these two. And now we have XWWF's representatives. Not too sure about them. But this is NOT the Doomsday who holds Gold in the Fort."

"I...don't think they're here to help Sector W at all." Said Kari.

"No, but they COULD end the control The Cereal Killers have right now." Said Batista.

I!D slides into the ring first...and Trix Rabbit & Tony the Tiger see him. Both roll their eyes...and then kick I!D's gut and goes for a Suplex...but I!D puts all of his weight down. And he LIFTS THEM BOTH! DOUBLE SUPLEX! Ozzy slides in next, and he sees sees Trix about to stand up. He just runs and kicks him square in the head, And then turns to Lee. He runs at Harper, and ROLLING ELBOW! The kid goes down, and he tumbles HARD. XWWF's team has taken their turn in taking over the match now. And they pick apart the bare bones Lee and Paddy-BUT BALD BULL PULLS OZZY IN AND BIEL THROWS HIM ACROSS THE RING!

"Bald Bull is back alive!" Exclaimed JR. "And Ozzy just got thrown CLEAR across the ring!"

"Oh boy, that version of Doomsday just saw this..." Batista said. "I gotta see how Bull retaliates now!"

I!D turns around and DECKS Bald Bull in the face, and then roars in his face before HEADBUTTING him repeatedly! And then that version of Doomsday throws him with a Belly to Belly! I!D stands TALL in the ring, looking around at the carnage-PADDY & LEE GRAB HIS LEGS! The countdown begins, and Paddy & Lee continue holding his legs!

"The next team is coming in, but folks I CANNOT see what the heck these kids are planning by just holding onto this monster's legs." JR said.

The legs are grabbed, and Doomsday can't move...for a second. After picking them both up by their necks, Injustice!Doomsday THROWS Lee and Paddy into the near right corner...

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...and I!D RAMS INTO THEM, SANDWICHING THEM WITH A BODY SPLASH!

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind

Up in here, up in here

Y'all gon' make me go all out

Up in here, up in here

Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL

Up in HERE, up in here

Y'all gon' make me lose my cool

Up in here, up in here

Out from the back, in their 1968 Impala, comes the new gen of the family...

#6: The Blake Bros. 2.0 (ACW)

"Tony & Adrian Blake...The Hot Flash & Big A...these two, the sons of Thomas Blake (not the son of Terry Blake, but his brother) and the next generation of UWE's old Blake Bros. tag team." JR said. "Why is Adrian crying?"

Adrian rubs his eyes while Tony just tells him to get it together. Tony told him something about, "smelling like onions". But this was nothing to concern yourself with. The duo ride themselves down the ramp, because WHO was going to walk down that ramp if they had a car?

"These two were once tag team champions in a now defunct company whose name escapes my brain at the moment." Said JR. "But since then, they haven't been able to recreate that same magic."

"This, and ACW's Tag Team Tournament, hopefully are what is needed to help these two along." Batista said. "They can worry about Summer Wars LATER. For NOW...they worry about this Battle Royal."

"And yet ANOTHER powerhouse in this match." Said Kari. "Adrian is going to fit right in."

Big A gets out of the whip and looks at the people in the ring. They parked their ride in front of the ring, and now they exit it to begin their Rumble participation. Adrian slides in, and he BIG BOOTS Tony the Tiger! Paddy gets up next, and Adrian lifts Paddy onto his shoulders. Fireman's Carry from Adrian, and Tony dives off the near left corner for THE NECKBREAKA' (Leg Lariat Doomsday Device). "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT BABY!" Adrian turns around, and Ozzy SHOULDERS him in the gut! And after that, I!D grabs him by the neck and lifts him up. Tony, down low, comes and LOW BLOWS DOOMSDAY...

...but when the monster doesn't go down, Tony's eyes widen...and he just says, "NO..." before Adrian gets CHOKEBOMBED onto him!

"I don't know if the business can HANDLE another Doomsday winning Best of the Best..." Said JR.

"Lord no..." Kari pleaded. "Holding out for a hero, personally."

Lee looks inside the ring...a version of Doomsday...The Cereal Killers...Adrian Blake...The Forces of Nature...Lee was HOPING for someone to help them out. All he asked for was that the next team that came out was someone nice...someone helpful...

Adrian gets up, and starts pounding the gut of I!D...and Tony climbs onto his back and tries for a Sleeper Hold. Ozzy grabs him off his back, and then drops Tony with a Half Nelson Backbreaker and then a Neckbreaker! And now the countdown starts...as Lee stares longingly towards the stage...

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I can turn this world inside out

Everything you love will be mine

They will watch it all unfold with

Voyeuristic eyes

"Well GEEZ...talk about the WORST string of bad luck." Said JR.

"The little kids get NO ONE." Said Kari.

"It's a Battle Royal. NO ONE is obligated to HELP YOU." Batista pointed out. "They either fend for themselves, or maybe we just admit The RR made a mistake in whp they chose."

#7: New Rome (UWE)

Michael Kahale & Dakota come out next to Jason's music, wearing Roman centurion armor over their wrestling clothes. And instead of walking to the ring, they opted to be carried by chariot. How elegant.

"They are coming to the ring in STYLE." Said Batista. "How can I hate on that?"

"I think others find many ways to hate New Rome." Said JR. They of course get reasons from others. But that's a whole different category of discussion."

"These guys aren't monsters...but rest assured, they are ruthless." Said Kari. "Anyone who works with Jason Grace and takes pleasure in all the vices he loves just is not the best kind of person."

"What a judge of character, Sherlock." Batista said. "You get your deductive reasoning skills from your brother, who couldn't deduce that wrestling with a bad leg equals losing?"

"Please stop before the animal under my desk grows angry, Dave." Kari deadpanned. "Your good will from saving JR is wearing off."

Kahale & Dakota are at the end of the ramp, and the attendant who was riding with them removed their armor one by one. They were let out of the chariot as this happened...though Dakota opted to keep his arm guards on...

...because when he got in the ring, Dakota runs over to the big man I!D and SLAMS his arm guards into his face! That Doomsday goes stumbling, and Kahale runs past Dakota and SLAMS his own metal shin guards into the jaw of Doomsday! I!D is sent stumbling, and Ozzy turns Dakota around AND GETS THE AMR GUARDS TO THE FACE! I!D grabs the head of Kahale and throws him into the near right corner!

...While Bald Bull finally slides out of the ring...

"Bald Bull going outside the ring...and he's going for his tag partner." JR said. "He's...he's trying to free him!"

Bald Bull grabs the yo-yo string keeping Soda Pop stuck to the ground. It's hard to rip at first...it's a very tough string. ...Though never let it be said that brute force doesn't solve problems. Bald Bull PULLS...PULLS AS HARD AS HE CAN...the metallic string of the yo-yo doesn't budge at first...

...but with Bald Bull AND Soda Pop using all of their force, the metal string begins to snap...one...by one...

"If you EVER needed a reason to fear the big men..." JR said...AS THE FORCES OF NATURE RIP THE METAL STRING OF THE YO-YO APART..."THIS WOULD BE A DAMN GOOD REASON TO DO SO! THE FORCES ARE BACK IN THIS MATCH!"

"ALL OF YOU GUYS GO RUN AND HIDE!" Exclaimed Batista. "THE BIG BOYS ARE BAAACK!"

The Blake Bros. see this, and Adrian proceeds to grab onto Bald Bull the SECOND he enters the ring. He lifts him, and then drives him into the near left corner! Shoulder Thrust after SHOULDER THRUST is thrown, but NOTHING stops the big man when Soda Pop grabs Adrian! Tony jumps from the top of the far left corner AND GETS A BIG TOMAGAVK TO THE HEAD THAT LAYS HIM OUT! AND NOW A GERMAN SUPLEX (irony, eh?) THROWS ADRIAN HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! And NOW Tony the Tiger gets a Belly to Belly from Bald Bull! While Trix gets a Biel Throw across the ring by Soda Pop! Dakota SMASHES his arm guard into the face of Soda, and then does it to Bald Bull! Kahale would help him, but he is getting blasted with fists from I!D. So Dakota gets a HUGE Bulls Eye from Bull! And NOW they grab Ozzy...and Ozzy is SCREAMING for I!D to come over!

"The countdown timer starting again...that version of Doomsday NOW attacking The Forces of Nature!" JR said. "DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! DOOMSDAY...COULD VERY WELL BE THE SECOND VERSION OF DOOMSDAY TO WIN BEST OF THE BEST!"

"I...I may have to change my vote..." Batista said.

I!D picks up Bald Bull...and grabs onto his neck. He was going to Chokeslam him through the mat if he needed to...

...but then Bald Bull SNATCHES the neck of I!D...

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"Everyone get ready for an EARTHQUAAAKE!" Exclaimed Kari.

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DOUBLE CHOKESLAM TO THAT DOOMSDAY! The ring SHOOK so hard, it nearly knocked some people off their balance!

"The ring nearly IMPLODED..." JR said. "The shake nearly cracked the ring boards in two! And now they're picking up the big man...dumping him RIGHT over the top rope!"

"Ozzy & Doomsday...GONE." Batista said. "I told you guys...Forces of Nature ALL THE WAY."

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"And now Lee & Paddy are next." Said JR. "The kids who PUT Soda Pop in those restraints in the first place. Probably still feel as though The RR was trying to ruin their chances tonight. The Forces just have a VENDETTA against The RR right now."

"There's no one in that ring to help them." Said Batista. "This isn't that kind of match. They need to put up a fight or LOSE."

"They've been getting beaten on by all the bigger men in the ring!" Kari said.

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The opening trumpets of "Bloody Stream" open up to a HUGE pop from the crowd, bringing them to their feet!

"FINALLY!" Kari cheered. "Someone to break the monopoly of ring power held by the jerks in the ring!"

"And MAYBE...MAYBE...someone who may give assistance to Sector W!" Exclaimed JR.

#8: Hamon Beat (DFW)

Caesar Zeppeli & Joseph Joestar, who are currently posing on the entrance ramp (the former with his left hand in front of his face and the latter with his left leg lifted high in a side view), proceed to undo their pose and stare at the ring. They fist bump, and then HUSTLE their way down the ramp to look for a fight!

"Hamon Beat running to the ring, KNOWING who controls the match right now!" Exclaimed JR. "And they will GLALDY take this fight!"

"They're BRAVE...but they're STUPID!" Exclaimed Batista.

"The stupid may help them in the long run!" Exclaimed Kari. "They're too dumb to fear the monsters. THAT is a plus."

Sliding into the ring, Joseph runs and BATTERS the back of Soda Popinski with right forearms! Caesar takes Bald Bull, throwing elbows and forearms and fists to the Turk! Caesar gets grabbed, and thrown over the shoulder of Bald Bull! And Caesar lands on his feet...Bubble Launcher (Spinning Heel Kick) to the back of the head sends Bull onto both knees! And Joseph gets a RIGHT HAND from the Russian boxer! The Moscow Monolith pushes Joseph to the ropes...and Joseph Dropkicks the right knee of Soda Pop! He looks at Caesar, and then points to Soda Pop in the middle of the ring. Joseph winks to Caesar...both going to opposite sides of the ring...

"They're trying to lay out Soda Pop here, Joseph and Caesar in opposite corners for their signature move!" JR said.

Joseph in the near left corner...Caesar in the far right corner...both sides run towards Soda Pop in the middle...

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...and-SODA POPINSKI RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS JOSEPH FLYING INTO THE AIR WITH A BACK BODY DROP! AND JOSEPH LANDS RIGHT ON CAESAR!

"ANOTHER counter, Hamon Beat NEARLY had them put down again!" Exclaimed JR. "The pure power of The Forces is too much. They're sitting there listing barnswhile everyone else can't even carry a cow right now!"

"But look at Kahale & Dakota!" Exclaimed Batista. "They're trying their DAMNDEST!"

Kahale sends his shin guards into the guts of Soda Pop! And Kahale BLASTS Bald Bull with arm guard aided forearm! And now they both go for Soda. They push him towards the ropes, trying to push him over the top. They DO get two legs off the ground, but they are having a hard time getting him over. They finally DO get him half way off the ground...and Dakota POUNDS the stomach of Soda! Everyone goes for Soda Pop it seems...and Popinski has had enough. He PUSHES his own weight down...and Bald Bull grabs Dakota from behind. He YANKS him up...and PLANTS him with The Falling Gutwrench Powerbomb!

"Turkish Delight lays out Dakota...and now Soda Pop grabs Kahale..." Said JR. "TWO HANDS ON THE NECK...Bald Bull came over to help Soda Pop...THE NATURAL DISASTER...ONTO THE HOOD OF THE BLAKE'S IMPALA! A HUMAN SIZED DENT IS NOW A PART OF THE DESIGN OF THAT CLASSIC CAR! AND TONY LOOKS SO DISTRAUGHT!"

And NOW, they grab Dakota...and Soda Pop TOSSES him over the ropes with ease as the counter begins...

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"May GOD have mercy on the soul of the next entrant." Said JR. "Because those damn Forces sure as hell won't."

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"Devious" by Dale Oliver gets the crowd buzzed, and they are eager to see the next entrants...

...though these former Tag Champions are NOT at all eager to get in the ring with these two.

#9: Team HeroKazu (AWF)

"Former Tag Team Champions in AWF, possibly the greatest tag team to ever come out of AWF." JR said. "Team HeroKazu stacks up with the best of them. And yet even they are nervous of what could go down in that ring right now if they go in there..."

Kenta & Hirokazu are discussing just what they need to do when they get to the ring. And as they do this, they take their sweet little time to get to the ring. After Soda Pop gives Adrian Glasnost (Cobra Clutch Backbreaker followed by a Swinging Cobra Clutch Slam), he turns to the ramp to see HeroKazu trying to get to the ring...but they are in no rush.

"Oh no, not The Flawless Girls strategy again..." Kari groaned.

"Looks like instead of just goofing around, these two are actually planning something..." JR said...as TitanTron video started to come on. "Wait a minute, guys, we're getting something happening in the back. Cameras are following an altercation! And it seems JUSTICE LEAGUE security is being needed for it!"

"What's going on?" Asked Kari.

We head to the backstage via The TitanTron...

...and we see Riley Freeman THROWN THROUGH A DOOR BY ARES! The (maybe former) god of war...is ASSAULTING The Freemans! Huey is picked up, and he gets thrown RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE WITH A CHOKESLAM! He grabs the Moby Jones shirt and RIPS it off of Huey along with his jacket. Wonder Woman binds Ares with her lasso, and Superman grabs him by the waist as medics and TW ran over to check on the duo.

"YOU'RE BEING ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING, ARES!" Wonder Woman snarled at Ares, deciding to put extra force on the binding..because bad blood never runs thin.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLASPHEME IN FRONT OF THE ALPHA BITCH!" Exclaimed Ares, who was now being escorted out of the arena.

"NOW WHAT WAS THE REASONING FOR ANY AND ALL OF THIS!?" JR complained. "No, no, LET ME GUESS: Gwen has NO...and I mean NO sense of self control or self-criticism!"

TW is absolutely BESIDE himself, THROWING his cap to the ground and silently cursing to himself.

"And something tells me that that wannabe gangster in the suit is just loving every second if this..." Kari groaned.

"Ladies & Gentlemen...THIS has nothing to do with Gwen and her cult. This is a TAG TEAM Rumble. So we apologize for this inconvenience."

"Yeah we try not to show such graphic imagery such as Gwen's face without a censor." Batista quipped.

Back at the ring area, HeroKazu are STILL planning things out while taking their time to get to the ring...

...and Lee sits up in the far right corner...

...and sees the barbwire bat near him. Paddy also sees this, and they both look at one another...

...and Lee nods before going for the bat...

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...but his hand is STOMPED ON. Lee grits his teeth and holds his hand in pain...

...thanks to TRIX RABBIT. And he picks up the bat...and Trix hands it to Tony. More power in the throws. He sees DLP's boys looking at HeroKazu. And this was the perfect opportunity. After SLAMMING it into the head of Joseph Joestar, Tony turns to Bald Bull and SMASHES the bat into his head! And then Trix Shoots Kicks the legs of Soda Pop. AND THEN BARBWIRE BAT SHOTS TO THE LEGS OF THE GIANT! Tony the Tiger manages to send Bald Bull down next with a huge shot to the head! And then Trix runs...

...JAWBREAKER to Bald Bull! He holds the dazed Bull's head...

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...and Tony bounces off the ropes AND LOW ANGLE BIG BOOT TO THE FACE TO LAY OUT BALD BULL! SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!

"LAID! OUT!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Snap, Crackle, POP! The Rice Krispy elves might appreciate that one!"

"The Cereal Killers represent ALL cereal mascots, BELEAGURED by children always PESTERING them for their cereal." Said Batista. "You think Lucky the Leprechaun likes being chased all the time? Or that that wolf just wants to always try to chase a bowl of Cookie Crisps? Toucan Sam just wants to relax for once! And Barney needs to stop taking Fred's pebbles!"

"Yes, so let's ASSAULT KIDS...right?" Kari said. "The kids deserve to be cut open and beaten up for being kids."

"Hey...I'm just explaining their mindsets." Batista said. "I wonder how much they hate HeroKazu?"

"Enough to wait for them to come to the ring I guess." Said JR.

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The lights go out in the arena...

"Oh not THIS again...The House of Severence is BACK!" Exclaimed JR.

The crowd is in a frenzy again, awaiting the Severence Symbol...

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...and yet the lights come back on, and what we ACTUALLY GOT...

#10: Dark Silver & Dark Tails (TWAE)

...and the crowd began booing even harder than they would have for the REAL House of Severence. Dark Tails exclaims, "HOUSE OF SEVERENCE, WE ARE THE SCARIEST TEAM IN THIS BUSINESS! THE DARK SONIC HEROES WILL RULE THIS MATCH!"

"Oh brother..." Kari facepalmed.

"Well this team here, part of the Dark Sonic Heroes. They seem to be corrupted versions of the Sonic characters." Said JR.

"Are they as competent?" Asked Batista.

Dark Tails splays his arms...and he EARN YOUR STRIPES FROM TONY THE TIGER! Trix Rabbit kicks him...and he lifts and DRILLS him with The Trixbuster (Twisting Brainbuster)!

"...Well you decide." Kari deadpanned.

As they dealt with The Dark Sonic Heroes, the Cereal Killers get jumped by HEROKAZU FINALLY ENTERING THE MATCH! Kenta and Kazu Double Shoulder Tackle Tony off his feet to big cheers, and then they beat on The Trix Rabbit!

"HeroKazu trying their BESTS to lay out The Cereal Killers!" Exclaimed Kari. "Come on, Tamers!"

They both back up, and then jump forward AND BOTH OF THEIR LEGS ARE CAUGHT BY TONY! After the tiger pushes them off, and SMASHES the barbwire bat into the head of Hirokazu, Trix Rabbit gives Kazu a HUGE Rabbit's Foot (Shining Big Boot) to the face! "THAT'S GOOD LUCK FOR YOU! WE DON'T NEED TO DO WHUP YOUR BUTTS ANYMORE! BUT MAYBE I WANT A MEA-ACK!"

HERE COMES LEE WITH A DROPKICK TO SEND THE RABBIT INTO THE ROPES! AND PADDY RUNS THE ROPES AND SPEARS THE TRIX RABBIT! That sends him through the ropes and to the floor!

"That wasn't an elimination, we must make that clear!" Kari said.

"But it DOES dispose of that silly rabbit for a minute!" Said JR.

Paddy & Lee try to chop down the tiger, with Shoot Kicks to his legs and Chops to his chest, all in tandem.

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And once again backstage, we have medics telling them they can't go out there and compete. "We're NEXT though!" Riley exclaimed, feeling extremely upset before wincing. "THAT BITCH AIN'T KEEPIN' YOUNG REEZY FROM THAT RING!"

Riley tries to get up, but he just falls back over into medic arms. Huey sits up, glaring at the ground. He felt...like this was an injustice...

And so now TW panics for a bit. "The WWE entrant is NEXT! Who can I get?" TW grabs at his head...and then looks down. He thought he felt something weird. "What the...you? ...Oh WHATEVER. You're the closest here. Have at it."

TW shrugs and just continues helping The Freemans up...

"Who else did he approve of?" Asked JR.

"I don't know...EVERYTHING's a mystery now." Batista said. "WWE's rep just about to be replaced like that! The Freemans can't even COMPETE thanks to that brat."

"What ISN'T a mystery...LOOK at Paddy & Lee!" Kari shouted.

In the ring, Sector W had Tony for a Double Suplex...and he LIFTS THEM BOTH INTO THE AIR OFF OF A COUNTER...

...and The Trix Rabbit gets on the apron as soon as Tony SLAMS them with Front Suplexes! Despite that Spear, Trix Rabbit looks at Tony's work with a smirk and gets to one knee. Trix pulls out the spoon, and he grabs onto the head of Paddy.

"Oh Lord, THIS ISN'T RIGHT..." JR cringed. "This is UNSANITARY! INHUMANE!"

"Good thing they're ANIMALS then!" Said Batista. "PeTA will have a CELEBRATION if they win!"

"Like you want that to happen..." JR asked sarcastically.

"Hey...my fellow 'animals' have my full support." Said Batista.

"You know how ridiculous that sounds?" Kari asked.

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Barbwire Camel Clutch from Tony to Bald Bull. This was his way to keep a force of nature down. And as this happens, the serrated spoon scrapes against Paddy's head as The Trix Rabbit licks his lips. "Very curious to see if you taste like Dragon Kids..." Trix Rabbit smirks.

"Somebody get those ANIMALS out of this match! These SAVAGES need to be contained!" Said Kari. "I don't *"Mastodon" by Jim Johnston plays* KNOOOOOOOH GOD! YES!"

"SOMEBODY CALL A KID TO DO A KID'S JOB, BAH GAWD THE CEREAL KILLERS JUST EITHER GOT THEIR BEST MEAL YET OR THEIR LAST MEAL!" JR screamed. "WWE TAG TEAM ROYALTY IS COMING! WHERE WERE THEY IN THE BACK, I NEVER EVEN SAW THEM!"

Trix Rabbit gets up, dropping Paddy while walking towards the ropes. Oh he was WAITING for this one. And Tony the Tiger got off of Bald Bull to check the stage with him. Tony ROARS, and Trix's nose twitches out of eagerness to dig into HIS head.

...and out comes the boy, riding on the shoulders of his stuffed tiger friend! The crowd gives a giant cheer for the veterans, especially since the boy was holding a box of cereal in his hands.

#11: Calvin & Hobbes (WWE)

"FIVE TIME Tag Team Champions, and a little birdy told me that they're on a QUEST...a QUEST to, in Calvin's words, 'Make Breakfast Great Again'!" JR announced. "They've announced their own match against The Cereal Killers, winner gets a year's supply worth of cereal it seems! Calvin & Hobbes don't like that The Cereal Killers have made breakfast hard for kids...that mascots are GALVANIZING against kids thanks to The Cereal Killers!"

"I mean, a kid can't understand the psychological trauma some of these mascots have!" Said Batista. "I heard Sonny is still in rehab for his Cocoa Puffs addiction! Or is that just fun and games to you?"

"Don't you think they're taking this campaign against kids a tad too far? Why can't there be a healthy balance? Like a balanced breakfast?" Asked JR.

"Like Trix Rabbit & Tony the Tiger want COMPROMISE. They won't stop until kids can't even THINK since they want to LOBOTOMIZE them all or something." Kari said.

Once the duo are at the bottom of the ramp, Tony and TR can see exactly what Calvin has in his hands...a box of Trix. Senses begin to tingle in Trix Rabbit now. The cereal that eluded him for SO LONG. A cereal that he only had TWO tastes of in his life...and it took Bugs Bunny to influence numerous kids to finally get him that taste first taste...and doing well in the OLYMPICS to get the second one. But he wanted PERMANENT RIGHTS to Trix cereal. "That...is MY LIKENESS they're using! GENERAL MILLS GIVES ME NO ROYALTIES FOR SIMPLY USING ME FOR THEIR ADS! GIVE ME MY CEREAL YOU BASTARDS, I WANT MY CEREAL!" Tony has to hold Trix back JUST so that he doesn't FREAK OUT. Tony begins telling Trix that he doesn't NEED that cereal right now. He'll get it LATER when they destroy C&H. But Calvin keeps shaking the box, trying to entice the senses of TR.

Calvin, though, gets on the apron along with Hobbes. And they enter the ring...as Calvin sticks his tongue out. Trix is being turned around by Tony, so he can't see the box. And Tony begins talking strategy.

"ANOTHER powerhouse in Hobbes now in the ring, by the way." Said JR. "And the SECOND tiger in this match. I've heard Calvin say that Hobbes actually likes Tony the Tiger. But he doesn't like the campaign against children enjoying cereal."

"Well good for Hobbes." Batista condescendingly said. "Maybe he and Calvin can WRESTLE now instead of trying to play cute cartoon games with-OH MAN WHAT A SAVAGE RUSH!"

SURPRISE RABBIT'S FOOT FROM TRIX TO CALVIN! Calvin goes down after spending WAY too much time shaking the box. And Trix snatches it from him and smiles. The crowd gets into a panicked state as Trix is about to ACTUALLY get a bowl of Trix! Hobbes gets thrown with a Belly to Belly Takedown, and Trix finally opens the box to get his delicious fruity goodness...

"FINALLY! FINALLY!" Exclaimed Batista. "He EARNS his Trix ONCE MORE! TAKE YOUR PRIZE!"

"This feels so WEIRD..." Kari cringed. "He shouldn't be EATING Trix cereal! That's not FOR him!"

Trix opens the cereal, yelling, "WHO'S SILLY NOW YOU SNOT NOSED BASTARDS!? HUH!?"...

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...and he opens his mouth...

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...and it rains baby carrots onto Trix Rabbit.

"What?" Batista is speechless and emotionless right now.

"...Aheheheh...ahahahaha..." Kari tries to stifle a chuckle, but it's very hard. "Hahahahahaha! Hey! Carrots ARE for rabbits!"

"Trix Rabbit feeling BELITTLED...DUPED...TRICKED on such a wide stage such as THIS..." JR said.

Trix Rabbit looks in the box, seeing NOTHING but baby carrots. And on the ground, Calvin is laughing while rolling to the apron. Calvin then shouts, "SILLY RABBIT! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS..."

And Tony looks around, and then looks at his friend's body language. The crowd, all around them, chant, "SILLY RABBIT!/TRIX! ARE! FOR! KIDS *in place of the claps* SILLY RABBIT!/TRIX! ARE! FOR! KIDS!" Trix Rabbit's face began to turn red...out of embarrassment? Or was it rage? It could easily have been both. But either way, it causes TR to finally EXPLODE in the ring!

"He's running right for Calvin!" Exclaimed JR. "OH BUT HE BARELY AVOIDS CALVIN'S PULLING DOWN THE ROPES! HE WASN'T THAT INATTENTIVE! HE HAD SOME CONTROL ON HIS EMOTIONS AT LEAST!"

And the Rabbit BOOTS Calvin off the apron with The Rabbit's Foot!

...But Tony, who was going to go get Calvin and eliminate him, GETS A HUGE NORTHERN LARIAT FROM HOBBES! The Tiger ROARS into the air, while The Trix Rabbit runs and RAMS him into the ropes with a Shoulder Block! He grabs onto Hobbes again, and he delivers KNEE after KNEE after KNEE after KNEE to the tiger's head! And then sends him to the ropes! TR runs...Hobbes DUCKS the boot. And TR turns around IN TIME FOR PADDY FULBRIGHT TO DECK HIM ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE BABRWIRE BAT...

...AND FOR LEE HARPER TO DROPKICK TRIX RABBIT OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE FLOOR!

"THE CEREAL KILLERS ARE OUT!" Exclaimed JR, who forgot that there was a timer. "THE KIDS SAVED THEIR RUMBLE MATCH! AND THEY TEAMED UP TO GIVE THE KID HATING CEREAL KILLERS A PIECE OF THEIR MINDS! And Calvin & Hobbes, since Calvin rolled under the ropes before he got on the apron, are STILL in the match!"

"AND NOW THE KILLERS ARE GONNA REALLY WANT A PIECE OF THEIR MINDS!" Exclaimed Batista.

"Maybe they should have WRESTLED and not wasted their time trying to torture some darn kids!" Exclaimed Kari.

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Trix Rabbit, STILL hearing the "SILLY RABBIT!" chant, is clutching his head while his eye twitches. referees tell an angry Tony to leave the ring...but he practically REFUSES. And "My Time" by The DX Band plays in the arena. The crowd gives another pretty good cheer for the next team.

My Time!

My Time!

My Time!

#12: The X-Dynamics (PCUW)

Van & Corey, walking down the ramps, get the crowd hyped up as they run down the ramp for a bit. Though they stop when The Cereal Killers pass by them (with security). Trix breathing heavy, gritting his teeth in-between cursing the names of Calvin & Hobbes. And Tony...had very tranquil fury. Trix Rabbit threw a baby carrot at Corey's head as he was escorted up the ramp. Despite rubbing his head after getting hit, Corey still picked up the carrot and began munching on it before they got to the ring.

"The PCUW Tag Team Champions coming into the ring!" Exclaimed Kari. "These two are TWO TIME PCUW Tag Champions, PCUW's BEST...well...not a lot to choose form though."

"A perfect opportunity for them to try and branch out to other places beside PCUW and NCW." Said JR. "The two are SUPER talented young kids."

In the ring, Calvin and Hobbes high-five one another. Though they turn around RIGHT INTO HANDS ON THEIR THROATS! BALD BULL CHOKESLAMS HOBBES, AND SODA POPINSKI COKESLAMS (One Handed Chokeslam) CALVIN!

"And did ANY of us forget?" Asked Batista. "Did ANY OF US FORGET...this MONSTROUS tag team?"

"CCW STILL has one team in...the top team to win this, honestly." Said JR.

The X-Dynamics jump on the ropes and BOTH Springboard to Missile Dropkick The Forces! Van hits Bull, and Corey hits Soda Pop. And Joseph Joestar, seeing this, gets behind Soda Pop. And Tony gets behind Bull to trip them both up. The X-Dynamics get in the ring, and Corey grabs onto Dark Tails and Inverted Atomic Drops him...so Van can deliver a Flying Spinning Heel Kick! And Corey HEADBUTTS Van out of being so hype, and Van just yells in Corey's face to get him even MORE hype. And CAESAR BUBBLE LAUNCHERS THE BACK OF VAN'S HEAD!

"Hamon Beat back in the match!" Exclaimed JR. "And now Paddy & Lee trying to also deal with Tony & Adrian-OOH! Adrian with the DISCUS LARIAT to Paddy!"

(*SKIP*)

The match is settling into the mid-match lull, with every team now splintered off fighting one another.

#13: Shino Aburame & Sai

"No Emotions" plays the two silent ninjas (which should be redundant, but not in Naruto) to the ring.

"UCW's tag team, Shino & Sai, the quietest members of Naruto's crew." Said JR.

"They aren't his crew." Batista said. "Remember? Itachi ENDED it. Sent them all their separate ways."

"I doubt Naruto would love to hear you say that..." Kari pointed out.

Shino and Sai slide into the ring, and the two join in on the fray by attacking Bald Bull and Soda Pop alongside The X-Dynamics.

Elsewhere, Joestar & Zeppeli fight Adrian & Tony Blake as Adrian tries to throw Caesar over AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES! But Caesar lands on the apron, and Joseph attacks the back of Adrian before Tony Bionic Elbows the head of Joseph.

Dark Tails and Dark Silver stomping on Paddy in the far right corner. LEE COMES IN WITH A DOUBLE CROSSBODY TO TAKE THEM BOTH DOWN!

HeroKazu, back in the fray, ALSO jump on The Forces of Nature! The X-Dynamics and HeroKazu are not the best of friends, but they decide to take on The Forces of Nature together! The current tag champions and the former tag champions take on a team of giant former tag champions!

"HeroKazu and The X-Dynamics working together!" Exclaimed Kari. "Smart idea! Two former tag champion teams! AND NOW CALVIN & HOBBES ARE JOINING IN!"

Van, Calvin, and Hobbes hang onto Soda Pop. And Corey, Kenta, and Hirokazu take on Bald Bull. Soda pushes Calvin off, and Hobbes DECKS him! And Van and Calvin get some height on their Dropkicks to the face! And HeroKazu hold the legs of Bald Bull, trying to lift him up. And Corey is punching his face while also trying to help put him over.

"Do they have it? Do they FINALLY have the amount NEEDED to throw these two monsters over the ropes?" Asked Jim Ross.

"Anyone hear Zero Kazama screaming?" Batista looked around.

"I do, but I turned it into white noise." Said Jim Ross. "Helps me concentrate, knowing there's still an angry man screaming into my ear after all these years."

...OVER THE ROP-no, Bald Bull gets back down and BELL CLAPS Corey! This causes Corey to stumbles SO TONY CAN LIFT HIM INTO A BACK SUPLEX INTO THE ROPES AND BIG ADRIAN CAN BIG BOOT COREY IN THE FACE AND SEND HIM OVER THE ROPES IN A SURPRISE ELIMINATION!

"OH LORD!" JR exclaimed. "ACW's possible future tag title contender just ELIMINATED PCUW's Tag Team Champions!"

"Now THAT...is a show of TEAMWORK AND POWER!" Batista said. "ACW lost to PCUW at PCUW's Halloween Havok show! And THIS...may be a measure of revenge?"

"RECOGNIZE WHOSE TAG DIVISION IS THE KING 'ROUND HERE, BABY!" Tony yells at Corey while Van has to exit the ring. "YOU KNOW ANYONE ELSE IN THIS MATCH FROM THE BEST DIVISION AROUND!? GET YO' SCRUB DIVISION OUT MY RING AND AWAY FROM MY PRESENCE! MOVE YO ASSES OUT! GARBAGE ASS BITCHES! GET ON OUR LEVEL!" Big A stands behind Tony, the team getting boos while Van & Corey scoff at Tony's yapping in the ring. "TAG TEAM CHUMPS IS MORE LIKE IT! KEEP YO' EYE ON THE NEXT WORLD TAG CHAMPS!"

Shino and Sai get involved now, ELBOWING the back of Soda Pop's head! Soda & Bull are being jumped by three teams once more. The only way to handle them.

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...Soda Pop's hand...

...followed by Bald Bull's hand...

...NATURAL DISASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON BACK FIRST!

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And Shino POUNDS into them both with a double Forearm to the backs of their heads! It sends them into the ropes, and Shino CHOPS the chest of Bald Bull! And Sai tries chopping down the legs of Soda Pop with kicks to the knees! And now Shino grabs the head of Bald Bull and Sai grabs his legs...FACEBREAKER DDT!

"Shino, with Sai's assistance, FINALLY gets the big man off his feet!" Exclaimed JR. "IMPRESSIVE teamwork there!"

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Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite

T.N.T. and I'll win the fight

T.N.T. I'm a power load

T.N.T. watch me explode

"The crowd EXPLODING for this team!" Exclaimed JR. "NEVER won The Tag Titles until WWT's last year! WWT's OWN..."

#14: T-N-T (WWT)

Truman X & El Tigre come out to huge cheers, the duo high-five one another! And then they run down the ramp excitedly! T-N-T high-five as many fans as they can, and we ALL hope they don't tire out on that long ramp before getting to the ring.

"Truman X and El Tigre NOW in NXT as well, the team...remained fan favorites even in NXT! Starting out as lackies for one of WWT's evil stables of the year...they grew into their OWN team in their own right." Kari said. "THIS...could be the best chance they have at actually WINNING NEW gold right now. ...Though they need to get by...well...two problems in the ring."

Truman X heads to the near left corner, and he DIVES...and ADRIAN CATCHES HIM! AND TIGRE MISSILE DROPKICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW! And so NOW, Truman's Crossbody works out! Tony grabs Truman off the rebound and BACKBREAKER over his knee! AND TIGRE WITH THE FLYING FOREARM! And El Tigre helps Truman up so the two can go back to fighting.

"We know Tigre's identity, Manny Rivera. Not a very private super family." JR said.

"No, but hey it's not so bad!" Kari said. "I think him and Frida are so cute together..."

"Focus on the match, weirdo." Batista groaned.

"...What?" Kari shrugged. "It's cute..."

Shino keeps hold of the head...and Soda Pop us squirming. Shino tells Sai to get the legs...

...and when Sai does this, he gets KICKED away by Soda! And then Soda LIFTS SHINO HIGH OVER HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM OVER THE ROPES! And now JOSEPH AND CAESAR ARE BEATING ON SODA POP AGAIN! The duo pounding away on Pop for a minute. Joseph is pushed away INTO THE BULLS EYE RIGHT TO HIS CHEST!

"Joseph LAID OUT by Bald Bull!" Exclaimed JR, "And Caesar fending for HIMSELF-SODA POP HAS HIS NECK! KICK! KICK FOR YOUR LIFE, KID! KICK THAT BIG MAN'S KNEES OUT!"

Caesar KICKS FOR HIS DEAR LIFE! He makes sure Soda is CRUMPLING...his knees BUCKLING...Caesar grabs the neck of Popinski, beating his back while holding him in a Front Headlock...

...AND BALD BULL GRABS CAESAR'S NECK! And after he yanks him off of Soda, Pop grabs his neck AGAIN...

"CHOKESLAM CITY IS IN FULL EFFECT..." Batista exclaimed. "The Forces are taking Caesar somewhere...NICER to land..."

"Oh nononono you already ruined it once, don't do it FORCES! SOMEBODY STOP THEM! OH GOD!" JR PLEADED...

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...BUT HE CAN'T STOP THE FORCES OF NATURE FROM DELIVERING THE NATURAL DISASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SENDING CAESAR SMASHING THROUGH THE BLAKES' IMPALA WINDSHIELD!

"THEY KILLED HIM! OH GOD THEY KILLED A MAN!" Shouted JR. "HURTLING FROM SEVEN FEET...EIGHT FEET...ON HIIIGH...AND DOWN BELOW THROUGH THE CAR'S WINDSHIELD! GLASS IS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE!"

"THOSE FREAKS OF NATURE JUST TOOK ZEPPELI OUT...OR LORD, WAS THAT EVEN NECESSARY?" Kari covered her mouth.

"IT WAS NECESSARY! YOU SEND A FREAKING MESSAGE! 'WE'RE WINNING THIS MATCH, ANY OPPOSITION!?'" Batista exclaimed.

"YOU SICK F*CKS! YOU SICK F*CKS! YOU SICK F*CKS! YOU SICK F*CKS!" The crowd chanted as EVERYONE was either popping loud or screaming in concern!

"MY F*CKIN' CAR! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BASTARDS!? STOP BREAKIN' MY CAR!" Tony screamed from inside the ring in front of The ForceddddMedics RUSHED to the Hamon master as he lay twitching in the car, blood coming from many places around his back and some of his front.

"We're going to need to take a commercial break!" Declared JR. "We'll be right back...and HOPEFULLY this poor man will be OKAY..."

The Forces of Nature raise their fists in the air as they stand in the middle of the ring...and Joseph, lying on the ground outside the ring, just screams at the top of his lungs...

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

(Commercial)

(Commercial Ends)

As we come back to the show, Adrian and Hobbes get The Tomagavk-THAT THEY BLOCK! The powerhouses TRYING to work together here in putting out The Forces of Nature! And DOUBLE DROPKICK from Harper & Fulbright to Soda Popinski! The kids manage to make him stumble, and Paddy grabs his barbwire bat and SLAMS it into his side!

Meanwhile, Calvin and Dark Tails & Dark Silver are getting pushed around by Bald Bull. Bull SMASHES his fist into the chest of Calvin, sending him flying! And then Dark Silver & Dark Tails Double Chop Block his knees! And this sends him to his knees. And El Tigre & Truman X run in and DROPKICK their heads! Tigre ROARS himself, seeing Hobbes do work on Soda Pop. And he yells to get his attention. Manny runs towards Hobbes, though the tiger doesn't know what to do. Eh he'll wing it. He's done this tag team thing enough. So he LIFTS Tigre up...Press Slam...and SLAMS him onto Soda Pop for a Crossbody!

"Welcome back to The FWAs, where...we have a crime scene." Said JR. "The Forces of Nature are being assaulted. But they're able to still fight back. And outside the ring, Caesar Zeppeli is imprinted through a windshield after a HORRIFIC Natural Disaster."

"We hope he's okay..." Said Kari. "Medics are taking care of Zeppeli..."

Joseph is holding his hair, he was a stressed out MESS. Joseph tells Caesar that they're going to help him out and get him to the backstage. The medics roll a foot off-

"NO! NO!" Caesar screams. "DO NOT TAKE ME OFF OF THIS CAR...ATTEND TO ME HERE..." Joseph...was SHOCKED.

"What...what is he doing?" JR asked.

Caesar slowly and painfully rolls himself back into the car. And then says to them all, "THIS is OUR MATCH STILL! ...WE ARE STILL IN...GO! GO JOJO! FIGHT FOR US!" Joseph is SHOCKED by this, telling Caesar that they need to get him some help. But Caesar STILL refuses! Zeppeli SLAMS his fist against the car. "JOJO! WE HAVE A TAG TEAM LEGACY TO UPHOLD! IT IS TIME TO FIGHT...NOT RUN!"

"Caesar telling the medics to NOT take him off the car! This man is trying to encourage JOSEPH to fight for them!" Exclaimed JR. "Even if he can't get in the ring, he wants Joseph to keep their dream alive! Former NJPW Japanimation Heavyweight Tag Team Champions...Caesar NEVER hit the floor, and Joseph rolled under the ropes. They're STILL in the match! And Joseph still has a MAJOR CHANCE to help them win!"

Caesar removes his headband, handing it to Joseph as he then allowed people to help close his wounds. Joseph looks at the headband and wraps it around his own head. Caesar clenches his fists, gritting his teeth while looking into the ring. His body glows yellow...going into full Hamon Overdrive right now. He points to The Forces (while posing)...

"FORCES! I SWEAR I'M SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO A HELL!"

AND JOSEPH SLIDES INTO THE RING AND RAMS HIS BODY INTO BALD BULL!

"THE HAMON MASTER BEATING DOWN ON THE FORMER CHAMPIONS!" Exclaimed JR. "THE MUSCULAR MAN AND THE MONSTER TRADING FISTS! AND THE TIMER IS GOING DOWN!"

JOSEPH UPPERCUTS BALD BULL! Bull stumbles off that uppercut, and Joseph SCREAMS...

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...STEAMROLLER!

"THE STRENGTH AND RAGE OF JOSEPH JOESTAR TAKING IT TO THE TURKISH NIGHTMARE!" Exclaimed JR. "JOSEPH JOESTAR MAKING THIS ENTIRE PLACE ERUPT!"

Crowd: JOJO! JOJO! JOJO! JOJO!

AND NOW SODA POP GRABS HIM BY THE NECK! COKESLAM-JOSEPH GETS BEHIND HIM! GRABS THE WAIST! HE WANTS A GERMAN SUPLEX...

...but JoJo CAN'T get him over his head! Soda Pop ELBOWS him off, and then Popinski CHOPS him on the chest with an open hand chop!

...Though a familiar clarinet to a song the WHOLE CROWD GETS ON THEIR FEET...

Hey!

"What...the hell?" Asked Batista looked to stage.

The jaunty tune plays on, many in the audience knowing it's very simply lyrics...

We are number one!

"What in the hell...who wasted a spot on THIS GUY?" Asked Batista.

And out comes the MAN HIMSELF...wearing his pompadour...walking calmly out on the stage. He looks almost annoyed. In his blue and red pinstriped suit, wearing his black shoes with white spats...this...anime...man...who was large and-wait who was this?

...Oh HERE COMES the Icelandic villain! He comes STRUTTING out in the same costume as this taller, anime man! The anime man looks annoyed that he's wearing this. But his Icelandic partner gives him a wide smile. "NOW WE'RE MATCHING!" He exclaimed.

Crowd: *Now singing along with the song* WE ARE NUMBER!

#15: Robbie Rotten & Josuke Higashikata

Josuke...wearing the Robbie Rotten outfit...just looks...annoyed. And Robbie Rotten is ELATED! "LET US TAKE OUT SPORTAKOOK'S GOONS! TALLY-HO!"

And with that, Josuke nods to Robbie. AND BOTH MEN RUN DOWN THE RAMP...

...

...and Josuke BOOKS it down the ramp, AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!

...while Robbie sort of slows down, breathing and panting heavily...

...and Josuke looks back, seeing Robbie still on the ramp panting. The crowd laughs at Robbie, who was holding his knees and telling Josuke to not wait up. "HEY! DON'T WORRY! KEEP THE MATCH ALIVE! I'LL BE THERE!"

"...What a good partner he is." Said JR.

Josuke yells, "GET IN HERE!" before sighing and turning around INTO A BIG BOOT FROM BALD BULL! Bull looks at Josuke, after he had ran through everyone else, and then picks Josuke up...JOSEPH POUNDS THE BACK OF BALD BULL! And now Bull stumbles. Josuke sees this...and then he meets eyes with Joseph.

"The two JoJos staring at one another..." Said JR. "Are they making a silent strategy?"

Josuke and Joseph nod...and then Josuke picks up Bald Bull. Joseph runs...SPEAR FROM JOSEPH! And Josuke runs off the ropes...BIG BOOT TO BALD BULL! AND NOW HOBBES COMES IN WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCHES BALD BULL! ADRIAN BIG BOOTS THE HEAD OF BALD BULL! AND T-N-T AND SECTOR W ARE HOLDING SODA POP'S LEGS! DARK TAILS & DARK SILVER HOLDING THE ARMS! TONY DELIVERS A DIVING KNEE TO SODA POP!

...And NOW Robbie slides into the ring, CELEBRATING and CHEERING Josuke on! "YES! YES! YOU GOT THIS JUJU! GET HIM!" He cheers. "LET US ELIMINATE THEM!" The powerhouses just look at Robbie with an annoyed expression...

...and then they all try to pick up Bald Bull...

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"Time to CHUCK THEM OVER THE ROPES!" Kari exclaimed. "SEND THOSE BIG BOYS OUT!"

They pick up Bald Bull...

...as Soda Pop gets THROWN to the ground by all the smaller people!

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...though Soda gets ONE arm free...and begins to reach into his tights...

...this is no DQ...and even The WVBA allowed it...

'Hey. HEY THAT'S HIS SODA POP!" Kari yelled. "IS THAT ILLEGAL!?"

"SUPER SAIYAN ISN'T ILLEGAL! AVATAR STATE ISN'T ILLEGAL! SO I DON'T THINK THE SODA POP IS EITHER!" Exclaimed JR as the countdown starts.

"THEY'RE TRYING TO HOLD IT!" Exclaimed Kari. "HOLDING HIS ARM!"

"BUT SODA POP IS TOO STRONG!" Exclaimed Batista. "HE'S TAKING SIPS! HE'S TAKING SIPS!"

AND NOW SODA POP...POWERS THROUGH ALL OF THEM!

"SODA POP JUST GOT SUPERCHARGED!" Exclaimed JR. "GOOD LORD!"

He THROWS off every, and starts CHARGING at the little folk! Tony gets THROWN across the ring! And Tigre and Truman get CHUCKED across the ring! Truman X and El Tigre leave that part of the ring, and then WARN the powerhouses! BUT THEY STILL GET DOUBLE CLOTHESLINED! Josuke gets THROWN off of Bull! And now Hobbes gets thrown off! Adrian gets thrown CLEAR OVER THE ROPES-but he lands on the apron! And now JOSEPH GETS A GRAB...

...COKESLAM ONTO THE MAT!

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...And with them all down...they all look at ROBBIE...

...and Robbie Rotten's eyes are as wide as saucers. But he quickly smiles and puts his hands to try and defend himself and plead his case. "Hey! You guys are friends of Sportacus? Heheheh...so am I! Say, is there a SPOT open for DLP?" He asked.

Crowd: ROBBIE! ROBBIE! ROBBIE! ROBBIE!

"The crowd asking for Robbie...the crowd asking for a murder..." Said Batista.

Robbie hears the crowd...and he looks around...

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...and he shrugs. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM...THE SUBMISSION ARTISTE!" He stands up to them both bravely. "AND I SAID TO ALL...THAT I SHALL BE A CHAMPION BEFORE SPORTAKOOK! SO STEP ASIDE, PLEBIANS! I SHALL-"

TOMAGAVK!

And then a grab from both Powerhouses...

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...THE NATURAL DISASTER ONTO THE MAT!

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We are, we are, we are

We are the ones

We get knocked down

We get back up, and stand above the crowd

We are one

We are the ones

We get knocked down

We get back up, and stand above the crowd

We are one

"NEW TEAM!" JR exclaimed. "And Lord I feel BAD...but these veterans SHOULD be able to handle them!"

#16: The Sony Saints (UCA)

Ratchet and Jak, to "One X" by Three Days Grace, walks out while staring into the ring. They nod before running towards the ring, and decide that HEY...it was do or die.

"The Sony Saints, former Tag Champions in UCA, trying to revive their careers right now!" Kari said. "This is NOT a good time to join the match...but they need to-OH HEY T-N-T TRYING THEIR DARNDEST TO DROPKICK SODA POP!"

"That's a BAD IDEA! But dammit they NEED to do SOMETHING!" Exclaimed JR.

DOUBLE DROPKICK to the powerhouses! Each one gets Dropkicked into the ropes. Truman springboards and CROSSBODIES Soda Pop. And then Bull gets Dropkicked AGAIN into the ropes by Tigre! The Powerhouses then HAVE THEIR LEGS GRABBED BY THE SAINTS!

"THE SONY SAINTS HOLDING THE LEGS OF THE BIG MEN!" Exclaimed JR. "Nowhere to go!"

"NOTHING WORKS, YOU IDIOTS!" Batista exclaimed. "NOTHING WORKS AT ALL!"

The Saints hold their legs, and Truman and Tigre nod...

...and then they run at HIGH SPEEDS towards The Forces...

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...and-OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH DUAL BACK BODY DROPS! T-N-T CRASHES INTO THE SONY SAINTS ON THE OUTSIDE!

"GOOD LORD!" JR exclaimed. "IS THERE NO ONE EVEN AROUND TO STOP THEM!"

(*SKIP*)

The Forces survey the ring...the BATTLEFIELD...BODIES EVERYWHERE...

...and then they pick up Josuke. And proceed to pick up Josuke. Higashikata POUNDS on the faces of the giants. He continues to fight, but he gets THROWN into the ropes. Josuke is panting heavily. And then he kicks the legs of Bald Bull. The Powerhouses of the ring...Hobbes, Adrian, Joseph, and Josuke...all crowd around Bald Bull AGAIN! But the supercharged Soda Pop CHARGES through all of them! The Saints FINALLY enter the ring, and THEY gang up on Bald Bull, but get thrown about by Soda!

"There is ABSOLUTELY NO ONE who can stop these two!" Exclaimed JR. "These BEHEMOTHS are running roughshod through EVERYONE! I keep REPEATING myself, but WHAT ELSE can I say? And now BACK to Joseph for these two!"

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Joseph is hoisted up by Soda Pop...and he is aiming for the ropes...

...while on the far right corner...Robbie Rotten scales to the top...

"Robbie?" Asked JR. "What the hell is he doing?"

"Robbie Rotten climbing to the top like a MORON." Batista said. "He's going to get SWATTED."

And Robbie DIVES...

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...AND LANDS-on his feet. And then he just says, "Whatever..." AND LOW BLOWS SODA POP!

"OH GOD!" Shouted JR. "ONE THING WE ALL HAVE...THAT EVEN THE FORCES HAVE..."

And with THAT done, Robbie has Soda Pop on his knees. And then HOPS on his back! ON THE BACK OF SODA POP, THE SUPERCHARGED RUSSIAN GETTING LOCKED INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!

"Oh PLEASE." Batista rolled his eyes. "What is this? This useless move."

"Robbie trying to do something here with that Sleeper." JR said, "But can The Submission Artiste actually AFFECT this man?"

Soda Pop GROANS, trying to reach for Robbie on his back. But Josuke ELBOWS the big man in the face! This dazes Soda Pop, and Robbie begins trying to hang on for DEAR LIFE! Sleeper Hold still in, and Bald Bull goes towards them...

...and Hobbes and Adrian DOUBLE BIG BOOT! AND CALVIN SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDTs HIM!

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...

We eat the night, we drink the time

Make our dreams come true

And hungry eyes are passing by

On streets we call the zoo

NO TIME FOR COMMENTARY TO SAY ANYTHING! JASON KRUEGER AND DAVID WILLIAMS RUN DOWN THE RAMP WITH STEEL CHAIRS!

"The ring is FULL!" Exclaimed JR. "And FROZEN ASYLUM wants to join in on the fray!"

#17: Frozen Asylum (NCW)

And PADDY BEGINS BELTING THE GUT OF BALD BULL WITH BARBWIRE! And when Jason and David come in, they begin SMASHING steel chairs into the body of Bald Bull! REPEATEDLY! The KNEES! The GUT! The ARMS! The BACK!

"You know Jason, RR mate with Paddy & Lee, got David to try and help them out here!" Kari exclaimed. "Paddy, Jason, and David SMASHING weapons into him! AND OH MY LORD LOOK AT SODA! LOOK AT SODA!"

Robbie is getting SMASHED into the far left corner! And Robbie is trying to hang on for DEAR LIFE! The crowd is chanting, "ROBBIE! ROBBIE! ROBBIE! ROBBIE!"

"HANG ON, YOU WEIRDO!" Kari screamed. "ROBBIE...ROBBIE GOT SODA TO A KNEE!"

"THE SUBMISSION ARTISTE HAS THE MAN ON HIS KNEES!" Exclaimed JR. "ROBBIE ROTTEN LASSOING HIS AROUND HIS NECK! SODA POP MIGHT BE SEEING STARS!"

Robbie NODS HIS HEAD, SCREAMING WHILE HOLDING HIM! "YES! YES! YES! THE SUBMISSION ARTISTE HAS YOU UNDER HIS SPELL"

...but while Soda TRIES to come back...

...his partner is getting pushed to the ropes, getting chair shot after chair shot! The Powerhouses POUND on Bald Bull! The barbwire STICKS to his skin! And Soda Pop TRIES to run towards him, BUT SODA POP IS GETTING DAZED FROM THE SLEEPER!

And as this happens, Bald Bull gets pushed into the ropes by everyone in the ring! The Dark Sonic Heroes, Calvin & Hobbes, Frozen Asylum, Sector W, The Blake Bros. 2.0, The Sony Saints, Joseph, Josuke...THEY ALL FINALLY START PUSHING BALD BULL UPWARD! The powerhouse gets pushed HIGHER...and HIGHER...and HIGHER.

"I think...I think they all got it!" Exclaimed JR. "Robbie has Soda Pop busy! ROBBIE HAS SODA POP FADING OUT!"

Robbie SCREAMS while he tightens the hold, sending Soda Pop on BOTH knees! The supercharged Sods Popinski can only WATCH right now as Bald Bull gets pushed HIGHER AND HIGHER BY EVERYONE IN THE MATCH...

...AND HE FINALLY GETS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE!

...But he lands on the apron! Bald Bull manages to land on the apron!

"YES! YES-NO! NO GET HIM! GET HIM!" Exclaimed Kari.

Sector W get their throats grabbed as they try to stop them-BUT JOSUKE AND JOSEPH DOUBLE BIG BOOT BALD BULL RIGHT OFF THE APRON! THEY'RE FINALLY OUT!

"THE JOESTARS FINALLY GET THEM OUT OF THE MATCH!" JR screamed as the entire crowd popped. "THANK GOD! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY! AND ROBBIE ROTTEN, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN! YOU HELPED SAVE THIS MATCH! PUTTING THE RUSSIAN TO SLEEP QUICKER THAN A GALLON OF VODKA!"

"OH THIS IS JUST INSANITY!" Exclaimed Batista. "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT TOOK THE ENTIRE RING TO SEND THEM OUT! AND NOW-WHO MAN! ROBBIE!"

ROBBIE GETS LIFTED UP BY SODA UP, AND SNAPMARED OVER THE ROPES!

"Oh my LORD!" Exclaimed JR. "OH! He landed on the apron! Robbie saved himself! GET THOSE MEN OUT THE RING!"

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Robbie sighs in relief, rubbing his forehead RIGHT WHEN SPORTACUS YANKS HIM OFF THE APRON! AND A CONFUSED JOSUKE GETS YANKED UNDER THE ROPES! AN ANGRY BALD BULL THEN RUNS JOSUKE'S ENTIRE BODY THROUGH THE BACK WINDSHIELD OF THE BLAKES' IMPALA!

"OH GOD, WHY!? WHY IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING!?" Asked JR.

"SPORTACUS IS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ROBBIE!" Kari exclaimed.

Sportacus STOMPS on Robbie as security runs over, and The Forces of Nature are forcibly removed from the ringside area. Sportacus screams at Robbie, "YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY? YOU THINK THIS WAS STILL A JOKE? THIS ISN'T LAZYTOWN, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU ANYMORE!I'M STILL THE HERO OF THIS STORY YOU LAZY GOOF" And Robbie tries getting up while security escorts Sportacus away-SPORTAKICK (Trouble in Paradise) STILL COMES TO ROBBIE AS SPORTACUS RUNS AWAY FROM SECURITY!

"Some old bad blood between the two teams, but this was NOT WORTH IT!" Said JR. "This was just RUINING the chances a man has to win a title! What's the MATTER with you?"

"Sportacus IS the hero. Not Robbie. Robbie is a lazy VILLAIN." Said Batista. "He's a lazy ass who just does REST HOLDS."

"Oh but when VELVET does them, it's strategy?" Kari asked.

"Different circumstances! Velvet has a strategy!" Batista said. "Robbie is just a bum!"

Crowd: AAASSHOOOLE! AAASSHOOOLE!

The ring then gets back into normalcy, with everyone splintered off into smaller groups...with Dark Tails & Dark Sonic kick Sector W, grabbing onto their heads and going for a run to throw the tired boys over the ropes...

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...and then the lights go out AGAIN.

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...and The Severence Symbol appears onscreen...the crowd gives a loud mixed reaction...

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...and the lights come back on TO SHOW TAICHI YAGAMI AND NOAH MAXWELL NOW HOLDING DARK TAILS AND DARK SONIC, RUNNING THEM TO THE ROPES BEFORE THROWING THEM OVER!

"THE HOUSE OF SEVERENCE HAS ENTERED THE FRAY, WITH AN IMMEDIATE ELIMINATION! HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT?" Asked JR. "What are they, magic?"

"To the Dark Sonic Heroes? Yeah PROBABLY..." Said Kari.

(*SKIP*)

The match enters normalcy...the ring filled with people...

David Williams NEARLY THROWS CALVIN OVER THE TOP ROPE! But Hobbes runs through him and Jason before rescuing his buddy...

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...Adrian is nearly thrown over the top by Ratchet and Jak. But Tony trips up Ratchet, and Adrian overpowers Jak for now.

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Sirens go off...

..."YOU EEEEEEEEDIOT!"

"Siren" by Dale Oliver plays to a HUGE pop, bringing out the NEXT team. The little Chihuahua and his cat friend walk out to the ring. And they make their ways down the ramp with ONE GOAL IN MIND...WIN AT ALL COSTS!

#19: Ren & Stimpy (XCW)

"The first ever XCW Tag Team Champions want one thing: to make it back to the top of the tag team world." Said JR. "They had it ONCE...and then lost it all. THIS is their biggest chance at getting back on top of the mountain again."

R&S slide into the ring, as Tony turns around to try and grab Jak-R&S DEATH DROP! Stimpy pulled him up, and Red brought him back down! Jak then runs into Stimpy LIFTING him high up AND GETTING THE DEATH DROP WHEN REN COMES IN WITH A THREE QUARTER FACELOCK!

"Ren & Stimpy CLEARING THE RING RIGHT NOW!" Exclaimed JR as Stimpy grabs Jason Krueger and delivers The Log Cutter (Bubba Bomb)! "AND NOW DAVID GETS THE REN HOEKINATOR (Van Daminator) WITH THAT CHAIR!"

David's choice of trying to swing a chair at Ren was a bad idea. Joseph Joestar then kicks Ren's gut, and he runs the ropes. He comes back-ANOTHER DEATH DROP, STIMPY RUNNING INTERFERENCE FOR REN!

"Good GOD, the DESTRUCTION by Ren & Stimpy!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

"They needed to come in BIG!" Batista said. "And DAMN they did! And now they're trying to throw Sector W over the ropes! The kids MIGHT be gone now!"

"And it would be embarrassing to them." Kari said. "RR being eliminated by the veterans Ren & Stimpy. ECW Originals."

(*SKIP*)_

The countdown goes down once more...the entire ring still filled to the brim. SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in the ring right now...and it is going to be nineteen soon...

Jason RIPS through Ratchet with a huge Lariat! His UCA memories coming back, where every animal seemed to be after his Intercontinental Championship. He picks Jack up, and David helps him with the lift. He lifts him in an Argentine Backbreaker hold...

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...and Jason is aiming for outside the ring. He runs forward...and the throw-COUNTERED WITH AN ARMBAR OVER THE ROPES! Jason being lifted over by Ratchet! David goes to help them, BUT JAK PUSHES JASON INTO DAVID! AND DAVID GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES! AND JASON GOES OVER THE ROPES! Ratchet watches on the apron as Jason looks into the ring with wide eyes. David holds his head, and Jak just sighs with relief...

"Frozen Asylum is OUT! The former NCW Tag Team Champions, the longest reigning champions in that company, OUT of the ring!" Exclaimed Kari.

"That clumsy ox David bumping into Jason!" Said Batista.

"Jak with expert timing there!" Said JR. "Nothing to be ashamed of though, they came in with the rescue for The Forces earlier!"

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BUUUZZ!

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Ed-Edd-n Eddy!

#20: The Erupting Eds (CWF)

The EEnE theme plays Ed and Edd out onto the stage. ANOTHER Powerhouse, mind you. Ed beats his chest and yells, "FEED! ED! MOOORE!" And he RUSHES his way down the ramp and towards the ring!

"Well Ed feeling RESURGED!" Exclaimed JR. "Edback, his gimmick in ACW, seems to be sticking with him here. But make no mistake...no MATTER the gimmick, these Eds are tag team SPECIALISTS! SEVERAL Tag Team Titles wherever they go. And now Double D following Ed! The two slide into the ring!"

Ren manages to help Stimpy pulls Lee back in the ring and THROW him off onto the mat. Ren and Stimpy then turn to see The Eds...and the tag team specialists stare each other down...

"The XCW Tag Team Championship picture has seen BOTH of these teams...and The Eds were the recent champions until The Knighthood's Scorpion & Sub-Zero took them." Said JR.

"XCW's Tag Division is aflame with old blood and new blood." Said Kari. "And there they go with rights and lefts! Trading shots back and forth between the former champions!"

Ren attacks Edd, the smaller two of each duo trading fists! The team TRADING fists! The crowd cheering wildly for the two teams duking it out! Ed and Stimpy tackle one another to the ropes! And Double D springboards and ELBOWS Ren! And Stimpy tries to throw Ed over!

(*SKIP*)

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We're singing…

Hey, you can't count us out

We've been running up against the crowd

Yeah, we are the dark horses

We're singing…

Wait! It's not over now

We've been down but we've never been out

Yeah, we are the dark horses

#21: Sector V (WND)

Numbuh 2 & Numbuh 4 walk out, shocked expressions on their faces. They see Sector W STILL in the match, looking VERY tired.

"Sector V is very interested in Sector W right now." Said JR. "They lasted for a LONG time..."

"I don't know if they can hold on for much longer." Said Kari.

Ren picks up Ed. and he throws him into the ropes. He tries to Irish Whip Ed, but Ed reverses it and sends Ren to the ropes. Ren comes back, Ed BACK BODY DROPS REN OVER THE ROPES! But THANKFULLY, Ren lands on the apron and rolls onto The Blake's Impala!

"That's a close one for Ren & Stimpy!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Ed still confused about that. He-ADRIAN BIG BOOTS ED IN THE HEAD! TONY WITH THE ASSIST TO LIFT HIM OVER THE ROPES! THE EDS SENT BACK OUT THE RING! TONY & ADRIAN THROWING ANOTHER TEAM OVER THE ROPES!"

"And this team is ALSO in ACW!" Exclaimed Kari.

"AND they're on that RAMPAGE show as well, just like The Blakes Bros.!" Exclaimed Batista. "THIS is a simple message from The Blakes! They are FINISHED playing games! The relevancy they ASK FOR on ACW...they're finally ready to TAKE IT!"

Tony yells, "Y'ALL AIN'T BAD! Y'ALL AIN'T BAD!" while Adrian just turns back to handle the match. Sector V sees Adrian pick up Lee. Paddy, eyeing the steel chair from earlier held by Jason, holds it in his hand. But someone steps on the one weapon he could have used to save his teammate.

...Noah Maxwell, with a foot on the chair, slides it out of the ring.

"And now the ONLY way to save those kids...is through a guardian angel." Kari said.

Adrian picks up Lee, and he throws him towards the ropes. And then-Hoagie yanks Adrian away! Numbuh 4 DIVES onto Tony with a Crossbody! And Hoagie lifts Adrian up...Prawn Hold off of a Standing Headscisssors...HOAGIE BOMB (Sitout Powerbomb)! Adrian rolls away from Hoagie, and Wally turns to The HoS...who shrug and leave Paddy alone. Taichi and Maxwell go back to attacking Joseph. And Hoagie helps up Lee while Wally helps up Paddy.

"KND camaraderie on display, even if one side probably doesn't much like the other..." JR said. "I can appreciate their-OHOHO! WALLY THROWING PADDY OVER THE ROPES! ROOKIE REVOLUTION IS OUT! That Wally is more conniving than a fox!"

Wally raises the devil horns up, beating his chest while looking a confused Hoagie! "They'd have done the SAME to US, Hoagie!" Wally justifies his actions with a shrug. And Numbuh 2...can't help but agree.

"And the long trek from Sector W is over." Said JR, "They lasted a long while, but they just couldn't hang on. Everyone in the match targeted them at some point."

"And another team us coming in! Who's next?" Batista eagerly awaited.

"We're nearing the end. Number 22 is coming out next. Just FOUR more teams after that." Said Kari.

(*SKIP*)

#22: Kevin Levin & Muscle Man (AWE)

"Want to talk about a powerhouse team, these two are very underrated." Said Kari. "Though once AWE gets over that, 'Everyone Is Against Us' mentality, I think things will get better."

"That's just the squid thing." Batista said. "But THESE TWO are the real deal. Two muscles who COULD EASILY BE the next Best of the Best."

Ren & Stimpy await Tony to get up. Adrian is behind them though...

...so when Stimpy lifts for The R&S Death Drop, Ren is pulled away by Adrian! And Tony catches his brother and sets him down gently! And then both grab Stimpy and run him to the ropes!

"Aaand-OVER THE THE TOP! Goodbye to Stimpy!" Said JR. "Stimpy ELIMINATED, and that sends Ren out as well!"

Tony screams, "AIN'T NOBODY ON OUR LEVEL, BRUH! THERE AIN'T A TEAM ALIVE THAT CAN STEP TO THE BLAKE BROTHERS, BABY!" And they look over to Kevin Levin NIKE BOOTING ADRIAN INTO THE ROPES! Levin pounds his OWN chest, and then lets Muscle Man grab onto Tony!

"The muscle based team trying to fight The Blakes, Adrian and Tony being dominant for a while now!" Said JR. "But can they get them over the ropes?"

Fists are being traded between Muscle Man and Kevin, and Adrian gets a HUGE right hand from Levin before the two start trading blows! Tony kicks Mitch below the belt, and he bounces off the ropes and comes back. LEG LARIAT-Ooooooh MUSCLE MAN CATCHES HIM! Adrian manages to push Levin off and grab Muscle Man to yank him down! And this lets Tony come down with a Seated Senton! And Kevin Levin grabs Adrian from behind and tries to lift him! Tony grabs his left arm to prevent a lift. And Levin gets elbowed off. Adrian pushes Levin to the ropes, and Tony runs and FOREARMS him in the face! Levin is dazed...

"Levin by himself, but he's trying to push them off of him so he can still fight back." Said Kari.

And now...Levin, just continuously pushing on each Blake to make sure each one gets away from him. Kevin then spins him and Tony around, trying to send him over. Adrian pulls Kevin off and delivers rights and lefts to keep his brother safe. "Don't think you can step to us!" Tony exclaimed when he saw Adrian yank Levin off. "THIS IS OUR MATCH! OUR MA-" BUT THEN MUSCLE MAN RUNS IN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND CLOTHESLINES TONY OVER THE TOP ROPE!

"MUSCLE MAN AND KEVIN LEVIN SENDING THE BLAKES PACKING!" Exclaimed Kari. "The Blakes are FINALLY OUT OF THE MATCH! Tony's 100 mile per hour mouth FINALLY caught up to him!"

Tony, looking into the ring from outside, holds his head and YELLS at Muscle Man & Kevin Levin. "THAT WASN'T FAIR!" He screamed. "I WASN'T LOOKING!"

(*SKIP*)

Back in the ring, Wally dives onto Muscle Man! And then Wallaby looks towards the stage as the next team comes out.

#23: Team Natsu (CEW)

"The CEW Tag Team Champions looking for another avenue to extend their careers." Said JR. "They have won them back from The Alvarez Empire, and they wish to parlay this momentum into a big title match ELSEWHERE in the business."

Natsu and Grey slide into the ring, immediately being engaged by The Sony Saints right now! Natsu ducks under a big Clothesline from Jak and SPEARS him! But Ratchet grabs Natsu from behind-JAWBREAKER! And now Natsu runs the ropes, and he comes back into a HUGE knee from Ratchet! He walks towards Natsu, and Dragneel lifts him up for a surprise Fireman's Carry as Grey BOOTS him in the head! And off of that boot, there comes a huge Flapjack from Natsu!

"The Tag Champions trying to make an impression here right now. The ring getting crowded right now once more. And everyone trying to make sure SOMEONE goes out!" Said JR.

Hobbes UPPERCUTS Hoagie, and then Calvin runs and delivers a Dropkick to the knee of Wally. Now Hobbes grabs the boy, and he puts him between his legs. And Calvin yells, "IT'S CALVIN TIME!" to a huge pop! He gets on the apron, and Hobbes lifts Wally up to a Prawn Hold...

"The Imagination Station about to connect FLUSH to Wally! Calvin & Hobbes with the move that's gotten them five Tag Team Title reigns!" Kari said.

Calvin hops onto the ropes...

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...and GETS HIS LEG PULLED SO HE LANDS SQUARE ON HIS HEAD OUTSIDE THE RING BY THE TRIX RABBIT!

"Oh COME ON!" Jim Ross yelled. "Just LEAVE THE DAMN MATCH! YA LOST!"

The crowd boos LOUD when Calvin was sent off the ropes. Hobbes, looking back to see this, walks over AS TONY THE TIGER RUSHES INTO THE RING AND THROWS HOBBES OVER THE TOP ROPE! And now Tony slides under the ropes and begins BEATING ON HOBBES' FACE REPEATEDLY!

"TONY THE TIGER BEATING ON HIS FELLOW KIN!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "FEELING CHEATED BY EARLIER FOR SOME DAMNED REASON! IT WASN'T LIKE HE HAD TO TAKE THE DAMN BOX! THAT DAMN RABBIT HAS A PROBLEM! DON'T BE SORE LOSERS!"

"THIS is why The Dragon Kids are CCW's best team!" Said Kari. "I swear, it's like between The Dragon Kids and the Forces and Cereal Killers, somehow The DRAGON KIDS act the most grown up!"

Trix Rabbit, holding that serrated spoon in his hand, SNARLS in the face of Calvin. "YOU WANT TO TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL!? I'M THE DAMNED TRIX RABBIT, I OWN YOUR SATURDAY MORNINGS!" And The Rabbit raises his spoon and JABS IT...

...INTO HOBBES'S HEAD! And with that, HE RIPS OPEN THE TIGER'S HEAD AND SNEDS STUFFING FLYING AROUND THE RING SIDE!

"THOSE GRUESOME SONS OF BITCHES!: JR screamed. "I KNOW ZERO KAZAMA ENCOURAGES THIS! I KNOW HE DOES! HE ENCOURAGES EVERY DEPLORABLE ACTION THESE MONSTERS DO! SOMEBODY OUGHT TO SEND HIM UP A CREEK FOR THIS!"

"JR, calm down! You'll get your blood pressure up too high!" Batista exclaimed.

"Well I'm SORRY, but ENOUGH is ENOUGH!" Jim Ross exclaimed. "Somebody ought to send that man a message about this ridiculousness!"

A green orb surrounds TR & TT, its source coming from Jon Stewart of The Green Lanterns. Jon carries them off to the back to be punished by the showrunners, and some medics have to come out to tend to Hobbes. Calvin looks after his friend, who has stuffing still spilling out of his forehead. But when these medics can't handle it, they send in their special division...

...the SEWING CLUB.

A group of older women and a few men are being carried down the ramp via cart as the timer begins again. They are all equipped with needles and orange & black thread, ready to go to work on the tiger.

"Only three times in its fourty-five year existence has this group ever been needed." JR said. "The Winnie the Pooh incident in 1988 and the Jack Skellington conundrum of 1996."

"This is a REALLY serious issue." Said Kari in a somber tone.

"That WAS a bit far." Batista said. "I mean...that may have been too much for the children watching at home..."

Calvin gets on the cart with a dazed Hobbes, still leaking stuffing from his head. Two old ladies raise the "Too Sweet" hand-sign, and they proclaim, "STITCH ONE PEARL TWO SWEET!" before they ride up the ramp like the wild men and women they are...all of them going 5 miles per hour.

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We Bought Too Many Games!

Now We Gotta Play Them All...

So All Aboard the Steam Train!

"And now PROGRESS's team...and CURRENT WWE/WCW Toon World Tag Team Champions and former PROGRESS World Tag Team Champions!" JR said as that intro transitioned into "Ain't No Make Believe" by Jim Johnston.

Now listen!

This ain't no make believe

Come on!

Open your eyes and see

Now get up!

Get up and follow me

'Cause I'm gonna show you what your

future will be

#24: The Team Formerly Known as "Steam Train"/The Game Grumps (PROGRESS)

Danny & Ross come out, with Danny wearing a large fur coat (and some furry tights) while Ross came out with a fedora...before both teams saw The Cereal Killers getting escorted out of the building. They looked at one another, then shrugged...and proceeded to laugh at The Cereal Killers...and then wiped their tears before heading back down the ramp.

"The Game Grumps getting a good laugh before they go to wrestle." Said JR. "The Grumps, especially these two, already one of the top tag teams in the business. Of course you wouldn't know that if you only watched FWF...of course they were cheated there, so your mileage STILL may vary."

The Tag Champs slide into the ring, getting into it with Natsu & Grey due to their statuses as tag champions.

(*SKIP*)

As the timer goes down once more...the crowd begins cheering again while counting. Meanwhile, Kevin Levin is trying to eliminate Grey. Muscle Man joins in with trying to push him over. Meanwhile, Danny and Ross (who were put down by Levin and Muscle Man before they went for The CEW Tag Champions) saw this and pounded fists. They snuck over to the scene at the ropes and grabbed their legs before pushing upwards! Muscle Man, the shorter of the duo, gets sent OVER the ropes over Grey!

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You're playing the saint

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And The Grumps beat their chests (and Team Natsu breathes a sigh of relief)! Natsu ATTACKS Danny, and Ross is the lone man to try and go fro a big elimination by taking out Grey. The Tag Champ runs the ropes...and he comes back at Grey BUT GETS A HARD KNEE TO THE FACE THAT KNOCKS HIM FOR A LOOP!

"That awareness brought forth by Grey Fulbuster allows him to save his team's chances in the match. But the Grumps' chances may die right here." Said JR.

Ross leans on the ropes as Grey grabs his head and begins pulling him over the ropes WHEN THE NEXT TEAM COMING INTO THE MATCH COME INTO THE RING AND KNOCK BOTH TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OFF THE APRON!

"CEW! WWE! THEIR TAG CHAMPIONS ELIMINATED BY THE FWE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!" Jim Ross exclaimed.

#25: The Trinity (FWE)

Vlad & Emao III back up from the ropes, shrugging while looking at their handiwork. They HANDILY eliminated two sets of champions, and Vlad declares, "WE ARE THE ONLY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WHO DESERVED TO BECOME BEST OF THE BEST, SO IT WAS ORDAINED! THE FORCES OF NATURE WILL BE NOTHING BUT A HAPPY MEMORY ONCE WE ARE DONE!"

"Quite the...humble team." Kari said. "Another group of religious freaks...so how many is that now?"

"Trust me, there's...a lot more crazy I've seen up close with these two." Said JR.

(*SKIP*)

Joseph managed to survive for this long by himself, mostly by being lowkey but going out when he needed to fight the most. He was not a man who ran into battle without a plan. But he survived this long by himself...he felt he could keep going. The Saints would make it hard for him, thought, by double teaming him.

The House of Severence were trying to throw Wally Beetles over. But Beetles gets assistance from his buddy Hoagie, who grabs Taichi and THROWS him with a Belly to Back Takedown.

The Saints then run over to the HoS, fighting them and trying to throw Noah over the ropes. AND NOAH GOES OVER WITH A DROPKICK FROM RATCHET!

...But Noah lands on the apron, holding his back. Still safe for now. And Hoagie looks to the stage alongside Wally. The counter was going down once more...

"And the FINAL competitor to join the five teams in the ring." JR said. "I believe this is a GPW team...so I'm very happy to see who's coming into the ring."

"I THINK they said former Tag Champs." Said Batista. "So yeah...I'm VERY VERY excited. GPW about to take this one after WILDFIRE blew The Women's Rumble. Time for Blizzard to see if they can handle this."

"Yeah right. I hear it's a Wildfire team anyway." Snob chimed in.

"NOT YOUR MATCH, BRAD!" Batista growled.

"Let's not have brand warfare here, okay guys?" Asked Kari.

Hoagie & Wally look out the ring...

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...And "Hit the Road" plays to a MASSIVE POP from the crowd!

"WHAT?" JR yelped. "THEM!? WHEN DID WE EVER SIGN THEM TO GPW!?"

"GEEEH! THEY WERE FORMER TAG CHAMPS!" Exclaimed Kari squealed. "LUCIUS LYON SIGNED US UP A GOOD ONE!"

"THEY'RE PROPERTY OF BLIZZARD! WE ALREADY CLAIM THEM! NO LATE CALLS!" Batista yelled. "FORMER UCA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPS GANG WAY!"

Danny, a fan of point & click games of old, points to the stage with a widened mouth while shaking Ross.

#26: Sam & Max (GPW) (...?)

Sam and Max walk onstage, looking around the arena that is giving them a major "Welcome Back" chant.

Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!

They seem very disappointed (Max: Where'd those Blake guys go?), but soon begin observing the wanton destruction in the ring (as some of the teams such as Sector V and Joseph Joestar watch with shock). This whets Max's appetite.

"Hey Sam, can we GRUESOMELY decimate these guys and ruin somebody's dreams?" Asked Max.

Sam took his hat of and scratched his head. "Well now that we're here...can't think of a reason not to!"

And so with that, the two run down the ramp to join the fray! And Hoagie and Wally were dead in the middle with no opponents. The veterans decide to take on the incoming veterans HEAD ON!

"And Sector V decide THEY'LL be Sam & Max's opponents!" JR said. "Six teams in the ring! We're close to the final four!"

Max hops on the ropes once he gets to the apron, and CROSSBODIES Hoagie as Wally runs away. Hoagie CATCHES Max, and then GETS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM SAM! The big dog Sam gets Dropkicked to the ropes by Wallaby, and then Wally Shoot Kicks Sam before trying to pick him up. Sam may be a tad too heavy though. He IS a big dog. Sam puts his weight down, and THEN HOAGIE ROLLS INTO SAM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Wally turns around and grabs Max. He lifts him up onto his shoulders with a Double Underhook lift while Hoagie trues to lift Sam over the ropes. Max, though, counters the Tigerbomb with a Headscissors that sends him crashing into Hoagie! And Gilligan falls down, holding his side. Max then looks at Sam, and then sees everyone else busy fighting others.

"Sam, I'm not feeling loved..." Max said as the crowd chanted their names repeatedly. "...Thinking we should spice it up..."

And with that, Sam picks up the chair that Jason left in the ring and hands it to Max. "Knock yourself out, little buddy. I'll do some lifty stuff over here for clues."

And with that, Sam runs over and BODY SPLASHES into The Trinity as they beat up on Joseph in the far left corner! And Max...well he twitched happily while grinning. His hands were shaking...and when Jak turns around to see this sight, he freezes up...

...BEFORE GETTING BELTED BY THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD! And then Max runs and SLAMS it over Ratchet! And then Taichi turns around and gets a steel chair to the dome while Noah gets one to the back! And then he SLAMS it over Joseph! And then Hoagie gets a steel chair! And then WALLY gets a steel chair! VLAD gets a steel chair! EMAO gets a steel chair!

"THAT LITTLE GENOCIDAL RABBIT JUST DENTED UP A CHAIR WITH THE SKULLS OF ABOUT FIVE TEAMS!" Exclaimed JR. "GOOD LORD!"

"The tag team duo that ruled UCA in the 90s putting each tag team down on the ground!" Exclaimed Kari. "The ring is LITTERED with bodies! And Max...he puts the chair down now...for some reason..."

"Hey Sam...think we can do that thing we used to do?" Max asked him.

Sam...well he shrugs and picks up Wally. "Sure. Hey little buddy, mind helping us out with something?" Sam asked Numbuh 4 as he lifted him with an Electric Chair Drop.

"Well I don't think Wally had much of a choice!" Exclaimed JR. "Max heading to the top of the corner for a BIG MOVE!"

Max, top of the near left corner, looks down at Wally pleading for Max to not jump...

...but then Wally shrugs, knowing he's about to go down. And then sticks his tongue out at Max.

"Now that isn't sanitary." Sam said flatly AS MAX DIVES AND MAKES HIM HIT THE ROAD (Doomsday Bulldog)!

"BULLDOG OFF THE TOP, THEIR HIT THE ROAD TECHNIQUE!" Exclaimed JR. "Wally RESIGNING to his fate, and I think that was the best option he could do: mock the duo as he went down!"

Hoagie gets up now, and Sam picks him up and DUMPS him over the top rope!

"And Hoagie P. Gilligan is OUT!" Kari said. "The former Cartoon World Heavyweight Champ Wally...OUT!"

"And this crowd is LOUD for Sam & Max!" Exclaimed JR. "Listen to this frenzy as the crowd BELTS out a tune!"

After the singing, the crowd chants, "SAM & MAX! SAM & MAX! SAM & MAX!" And Max leans on the ropes and listens to the crowd...and it was at this moment...when Max said, "Hey you know, we can win this...WE'RE GONNA WIN THIS!"

The excited rabbit yanked his friend around while hopping excitedly. "Yes I guess we can...may as well, right?" Sam said with a grin while winking to Max.

"And I think they're not just in it for the cheap pop!" Kari said. "THEY'RE IN IT TO WIN IT!"

"OH YEAH!:" Jim Ross marked.

"SAM AND MAX! SAM AND MAX!" Exclaimed the crowd as Sam hopped on the ropes and listened to them.

"You ready buddy?" Sam asked.

"HELL YEAH!" Max screamed.

"HERE WE GO WITH THE FINAL FIVE!" Kari cheered AS NOAH MAXWELL JUST FLIPS MAX OVER THE ROPES AND MAKES HIM DO A 450 ONTO THE FLOOR! "NO!"

"DAMN THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WASTING TIME!" Batista groaned.

"GPW'S SUPPOSED REPRESENTATIVES OUT OF THE MATCH, AND THIS CROWD IS THROWING FIRE DOWN AT THE FIREBRAND, NOAH MAXWELL!" Exclaimed JR.

Crowd; YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

Noah exclaims, "THEY'RE JUST A CHEAP ONE OFF RETURN! DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY! F*censored* 'EM!"

"Well the crowd OBVIOUSLY vocal about THAT ONE..." JR said. "House of Severence public enemy number ONE right now to these fans."

"But they do NOT care." Said Kari. "The Joker said a win for The Hand is a win for The House of Severence...something tells me that may be a mutual thing the other way around. And I do not want to see a smiling HABIT alongside a smiling Joker."

The teams notice now...

...they're the only teams left. And they all regroup in a corner...

"But folks, let's all focus on the fact that while Sam & Max are NOT here...this IS The Final Four." JR said. "The moment we've all been waiting for..."

In the far left corner stood Joseph Joestar. He survived by picking his spots and choosing when to move and when to stay close tot he ground. He helped eliminate The Forces of Nature...and Joseph was eager to fight for his teammate, despite being the obvious underdog right now. The former NJPW Japanimation Tag Team Champion crouches...surveying the three other teams he is going to have to fight. He needed to fight and win for his fallen teammate and to promote DFW as a whole.

In the far right corner stood The House of Severence. Fatchna & Sally was for display. But they called their shot right here...THIS was for all the marbles. The House of Severence needed to be a name EVERYONE knew and feared. They needed to leave with something tonight.

In the near right corner stood The Trinity. Emao III & Vlad were The FWE Tag Team Champions, and as such felt they were the best tag team champions in the business...and they helped to back up the claim by eliminating two tag team champions. They wanted to prove to EVERYONE that on the tag team totem pole, ther eis only ONE team...and it was ordained from above to be THEM.

And in the near left corner stood The Sony Saints. Sly Cooper has his numerous accolades. He got on The Final Clash card. They weren't even featured. They needed this win to elevate themselves back out of obscurity. And to add to the great night Sony was having, and to stick it to Radec and his Sony betrayers.. The Saints were trying to win to also add onto UCA's ULTRA successful night at The FWAs. They had several things to fight for...themselves...Sony...and UCA.

"The final four of The Trinity, Hamon Beat, The Sony Saints, and The House of Severence!" JR said. "We have gone on a BUMPY RIDE with this match! Teams have come and gone! But now we have FOUR LEFT! SEVEN PEIOPLE LEFT! WHO IS WALKING OUT AS THE BEST OF THE BEST TONIGHT?"

The teams look around, with no one making a move at all...

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"Vlad & Emao fighting The Saints to start off the final four!" Exclaimed JR. "And DOWN goes Emao! Jak throwing everything he's got at Emao! And now Vlad getting attacked by The Saints! But EMAO with a HUGE lift to Ratchet from behind! POWERSLAM!"

"Action moving fast over there! The House of Severence beating up on Joseph Joestar!" Exclaimed Kari.

Joseph pushes Noah off, but Taichi JUMPING KNEES him! Joseph stumbles out the corner, and Noah DUMPS Joseph over the ropes! But Joseph lands on the apron! Taichi smacks him in the face! And Noah runs the ropes and comes back TO ELBOW Joseph! But Joestar doesn't fall off the apron...

...so Noah runs this time...and he comes back AND ELBOWS JOSEPH AGAIN! Taichi kicks his legs from under him, and Joseph goes down onto his knees, holding the ropes while he tries to get up.

Joseph...once more tries to stand...GETS A DOUBLE BOOT FROM THE HOUSE OF SEVERENCE...

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...LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE IMPALA!

"Joseph-SAVED! The Blakes Impala may have saved NUMEROUS people in this match!" Said JR. "And it looks like Noah's going out the ring!"

Going under the ropes, Noah gets on top of the car and picks up Joseph. "CAN WE GET RID OF THIS CAR ALREADY?" Noah asked-BEFORE GETTING BACK BODY DROPPED OFF THE CAR! JOSEPH WITH SOME LIFE! And with a smirk, Joestar says, "Well that plan worked...now I got the clone all to myself..."

"I am starting to think this is one of the 'legendary gambles' that this guy always does." Said JR.

"Joseph's a cunning guy...but most of the time he relies on luck and predicting how people act in order to win his battles..." Kari said.

Joseph, looking over at Taichi, then points to him with one hand and points to his head with another. "NEXT...you'll say, 'I'm not a clone, I'm the REAL Taichi Yagami'."

Taichi looking angrily at Joseph, then exclaims, "I'M NOT A CLONE, I'M THE REAL TAICHI YAGAMI-NANI!?"

"...What the hell?" Batista deadpanned.

"...We in Japan don't understand this JoJo stuff." Said Kari. "We just love it either way."

Joseph hops off the hood and SLIDES into the ring, Taichi rushing at him. Joseph sidesteps a high knee to the jaw, and Joseph SUPERKICKS TAICHI INTO THE ROPES! Joseph backs up again and pats his knee...

...AND SUPERKICKS TAICHI YAGAMI CLEAR OVER THE ROPES!

"TAICHI GONE! TAICHI IS OUT OF THIS MATCH!" JR said. "HOUSE OF SEVERENCE IMPAIRED!"

And on the other side of the ring, Emao is on the ground. And Vlad is surrounded by Ratchet and Jak! Jak kicks the gut, and he gets Vlad in a Front Headlock. Once he lifts him up to level with Ratchet's shoulders, Ratchet grabs the legs. The crowd knows what's next, and Ratche THROWS his legs up...

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...SOMEHOW VLAD LANDED ON HIS FEET!

"THE ATHLETICISM!" Exclaimed JR. "Say what you will, but THAT is talent! The Sony Crash (KoW's KRS-ONE) CANCELED thanks to Vlad's aerial ability!

GAMENGIRI TO JAK! Vlad sends him stumbling WHILE EMAO RUNS THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A JUMPING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS VLAD QUICKLY LEGSWEEPS HIM!

"AND FALL OF HEAVEN!" Exclaimed JR. "The way they win MANY a match in FWE! The Fall of Heaven precluding..."

...RATCHET sent over the ropes by The Trinity! The ONLY team with two people left in the match!

"And The Trinity with the ULTIMATE EDGE..." Said JR. "TWO PEOPLE...to Joseph's one...and Jak's one..."

Jak looks outside the ring, wide-eyed while holding his hair. This was going to be harder now than ever before. He looked up, seeing The Trinity grab him and yank him to his feet. JOSEPH JOESTAR GRABS EMAO AND BACK SUPLEXES HIM! Josph then pulls Vlad off and throws him to the ropes!

"Joseph! Saving Jak for now...which...may NOT have been a smart idea, honestly..." JR said. "But it fit into this man's heroic tendencies, so it isn't out of character..."

"He's offering an alliance...SMART idea...for now..." Batista said. "But he can't be expected to uphold it the whole rest of the match."

Vlad declares that THIS is not a match that needs to go on much longer. "We were BLESSED with this match. And unless GOD HIMSELF changes His mind, I don't think you have much of a chance..."

Emao UPPERCUTS Jak...who UPPERCUTS BACK! Emao stumbles, and then delivers a Discus Forearm! And then Jak comes back from being groggy and delivers a big Rolling Elbow to send Emao to the ropes! Joseph delivers a HUGE right to Vlad, and then sends him to the ropes! Joseph Clotheslines him over the top...but he lands back first on the apron! Vlad gets up, and Joseph BOUNCES his head off the ropes! Vlad is groggy, but he still hangs onto the ropes. Emao runs the ropes, and he comes back to Jak sidestepping the Lariat for a his own PEACEMAKER (Discus Lariat)! This sends Emao to the ropes, and Joseph runs towards him and BIG BOOTS EMAO OVER THE ROPES TO ASSIST JAK!

"And Emao, with some teamwork, us OUT!" Exclaimed JR. "This impromptu team is working out! And Joseph sees Vlad MOVING on the apron!"

Vlad is trying to get back into the ring. Not on JOSEPH'S watch. He runs to the ropes, WHICH SENDS HIM TUMBLING OVER THEM SINCE NOAH PULLED THEM DOWN FROM THE APRON!

"HAMON BEAT IS OUT! NOAH MAXWELL OUT-SMARTED THE JOESTAR!" Exclaimed Batista. "HAMON BEAT IS OUT!"

"And we are DOWN TO THREE TEAMS!" Exclaimed Kari. "The HoS, The Trinity, and The Saints!"

Vlad gets back in, and Jak runs to Noah first and TOSSES him back over the ropes with an Arm Drag! NOW he can try to eliminate him! Vlad SMASHES a foot into the gut of Jak, and then pulls Noah away before going to town on Jak! SLAM into the far left post!

"And as we look at the action in the ring, we CAN announce to you several of the awards for the Champions of the Year!" JR said. "Women's Tag Team Champions of the Year go to Team Bumblebee of CEW! The Women's Champion of the Year goes to Lightning Farron of UCA! The Tertiary Champion of the Year is going to Liu Kang of CCW! And The Secondary Champion of the Year will go to Jesse Alvarez of NCW!"

"Thank you, JR!" Kari replied sweetly.

"It's my job." Jim Ross nodded. "They will all receive their awards soon."

"Yeah, but I'm waiting to see who's taking THIS award soon!" Said Batista. "Jak kicked Noah! Noah being lifted up, JAKHAMMER coming up!"

Jak lifts him in a Vertical Suplex hold...Noah trying to find a way down...

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...VLAD GETS HIM DOWN WITH A MID ROPE SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE TO THE HEAD OF JAK! This makes BOTH competitors fall! And Vlad picks up Jak, holding his face up to his and rubbing his own head. "...You...Eco MONGREL...do you NOT understand that it is WRITTEN? That our victory was already FORTOLD!? I CAST THEE OUT OF THIS RING!"

And with that Vlad runs Jak to the ropes-AND JAK REVERSES IT AND THROWS HIM OVER THE ROPES!

"VLAD OVER THE ROPES! VLAD OVER THE ROPES!" Exclaimed JR. "But he ISN'T going over to the floor! STILL on that apron! This man just won't QUIT!"

Vlad hanging onto the ropes STILL! Jak sees this, GRIMACING at Vlad and spinning INTO NOTHING! The Peacemaker hits nothing as Vlad slides between the legs of Jak and then grabs his neck from behind for a Sleeper! But Jak Snapmares him over AND STILL GETS A ROUNDHOUSE! Vlad sees the stumbling Jak...and he grabs him...

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"Jak OUT of the match!" Exclaimed JR. "Jak is OUT-WAIT A MINUTE!"

ONE FOOT...only ONE FOOT TOUCHED THE FLOOR...

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...JAK HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! JAK TRYING TO HANG ON...

"He's SKINNING THAT CAT so much, it's HAIRLESS!" JR exclaimed.

"Can Jak even hold on?" Batista asked. "Vlad is PUNCHING the hands of Jak!"

Jak TRYING...TRYING to hold up! Vlad is ELBOWING the knuckles...

"Jak SOMEHOW surviving this onslaught on his hands!" Exclaimed JR as the crowd began to cheer VERY loud.

"The Tag Champion needs to try and-OH GOD SPINNING HEEL KICK SENDS VLAD OVER THE TOP ROPE!" Exclaimed Kari.

"CAESAR ZEPPELI! CAESAR, DESPITE THE STITCHES! DESPITE THE BANDAGES! DESPITE THE WOUNDS! HE'S RAN BACK IN AND ELIMINATED VLAD!" Shouted JR as Caesar is hunched over near the ropes!

"I...I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD! I THOUGHT HE COULDN'T WRESTLE ANYMORE TONIGHT!" Batista exclaimed.

"HE WAS NEVER ELIMINATED, AND LORD KNOWS PEOPLE PROBABLY TRIED TO STOP HIM!" Exclaimed JR. "THE MAN FELT THE NEED TO RUN BACK IN! AND HE SCORES BY ELIMINATING THE LAST OF FWE'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!"

Crowd: LET'S GO CAESAR!/LET'S GO JAK! LET'S GO CAESAR!/LET'S GO JAK!

Caesar is VERY weak...but he still manages to SLAP Jak's knuckles! He tries to push him off the apron by making him let go! But he WON'T...he just WON'T. Jak is holding on for DEAR LIFE!

"Caesar still looking WEAK..." Batista said. "He shouldn't have came back out...he looks AWFUL!"

Jak still hangs on, and he gets on the apron. Jak gets up, and Caesar CHOPS him across the chest! And then he HEADBUTTS him! That hurts Caesar as well, but he felt the damage was enough to where it helped him as well.

"Caesar was STILL being tended to on that car!" JR said. "He NEVER left it! And when he was ready, I guess he ran across the hood and jumped back into the ring. The Blakes, SOMEHOW, influence this match throughout its entirety!"

Caesar kicks the legs of Jak, trying to eliminate him. The crowd STILL cheering for both of them. They're clearly split down the middle...

...and Caesar HOTSHOTS Jak on the ropes again! And now a Front Headlock. Zeppeli lift Jak...

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...and Caesar FRONT SUPLEXES-JAK GETS BACK ON THE APRON! Punches to the gut! Punches to the face! Caesar is dazed again! AND JAK TURNS IT INTO HIS OWN SUPLEX TO SEND CAESAR CLEAR OVER THE ROPES!

"CAESAR SENT OVER THE ROPES! AND HE'S HOLDING ONTO JAK STILL! CAESAR SOMEHOW GOT HIS FOOT ON THE APRON! ONE FOOT ON THE APRON, ONE ON THE FLOOR!" Kari said.

"His left leg on that apron! He isn't out yet!" Said Batista. "HE ISN'T OUT! LOOK HE'S TRYING TO GET HIMSELF BACK ON THE APRON! HOW WEIRD IS THAT!"

"ZEPPELI USING THE STRENGTH HE HAS IN ONE LEG TO TRY AND PULL HIMSELF BACK ON THE APRON!" Exclaimed JR.

Zeppeli manages to nearly get his right leg back on the apron. The Front Headlocks are still locked in on one another. Caesar GETS HIS LEGS DROPKICKED OFF THE APRON BY NOAH! NOAH SENDS ZEPPELI OFF THE APRON, AND JAK WOULD HAVE WENT WITH HIM HAD HE NOT LET GO QUICKLY!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!

"HAMON BEAT NOW IS OFFICIALLY OUT!" JR exclaimed. "The Beat is OVER. And Noah KILLED it! Jak STILL on the apron! They're the final two! The NEXT elimination determines the winner! The House of Severence and FWF vs. The Sony Saints and UCA! JAK WITH THE FOREARM TO NOAH!"

"Jak isn't going down LIKE THAT! He's been HANGING ON for AGES!" Exclaimed JR.

FOREARMS! They are the name of the game as Jak gets back in the ring and starts throwing them at Noah's face! The crowd chants, "JAK! JAK! JAK! JAK!" as he forearms Noah. He bounces off the ropes and spins-Noah ducks The Peacemaker and jumps up behind him FOR A NECKBREAKER! Jak rolls onto his knees, and Noah slides the chair from earlier towards Jak as he gets up to his knees AND A QUICK SNAP DDT, HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!

"OOH...just WRITE 'EM OFF!" Exclaimed Batista. "HoS WINS. THAT was brutal!"

"And I don't think Noah is stopping there..." Kari said as Noah is dragging a dazed Jak up.

Noah takes him to the far right corner, and he scales said corner. Inverted Front Facelock cinched in. The crowd continues chanting "JAK! JAK! JAK! JAK!"

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...but Noah doesn't care. He shrugs and JUMPS off the corner post!

"And Noah with EXTRAODINARY CIRCUMSTANCE! His Inverted Tornado DDT-LOOK AT THAT POWER!" Jim Ross said as Noah DIDN'T go down. ...Because Jak WAS HOLDING NOAH UP...

"PURE POWER! Came from Jak's RESERVES!" Exclaimed Batista. "He's...he's ADJUSTING...ADJUSTING THE TORNADO DDT..."

Jak has the whole crowd CHEERING...

...AS HE ACTUALLY HELD NOAH UP IN THE AIR...

...AND ACTUALLY ADJUSTED THE DDT INTO THE JAKHAMMER!

"WHAT A FEAT!" JR exclaimed. "MY GOD, THAT STRENGTH!"

Jak fell down, tired after ALL of this...his body screaming out in grogginess...

...but he COULDN'T STOP NOW...

...THE CROWD WAS CHANTING HIS NAME...

...HE HAD TO PICK UP NOAH!

"JAK RUNNING NOAH OVER TO THE ROPES!" Jim Ross shouted.

"NOAH AS LIMP AS A NOODLE!" Kari exclaimed. "NOAH SENT-ACK! WHAT DID NOAH DO!? I THINK HE CUT HIM!"

"WHAT IN THE HELL!?" JR screamed.

JAK HOLDING HIS FACE! NOAH...

...WITH A PIECE OF GLASS FROM THE IMPALA WINDSHIELD IN HIS HANDS! HIS RIGHT HAND IS BLEEDING FROM TIGHTLY HOLDING THE GLASS, BUT NOAH IGNORED THE BLOOD!

"HE JACKED SOME GLASS FROM THE CAR!" Batista exclaimed. "AND HE CUT JAK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! BUT DAMN DOES HE LOOK TIRED!"

"NOAH CAN BARELY MOVE!" Said JR. "HE'S STUMBLING! AND JAK IS STUMBLING AROUND, PRACTICALLY DISTRACTED BY HIS OWN CUT UP FACE!"

Jak removes the hands from his face, and sees just how much blood was coming from the cut! Jak turns AND GETS THE CHAIR THROWN RIGHT AT HIS FACE!

"OH LORD! THROWING THE CHAIR!" Jim Ross exclaimed. "JAK IS DAZED! JAK AGAINST THE ROPES! NOAH WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO HIS JAW!"

The knee sends Jak for a loop again...

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Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!" JR screamed his lungs, "THE HOUSE OF SEVERENCE TAKES IT IN METROPOLIS! HABIT'S LITTLE BOYS HAVE WON IT! THEY ARE THE OTHER HALF OF THE FIFTH BEST OF THE BEST!"

"AND IF THIS BUSINESS COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER...THE HOUSE OF SEVERENCE HAVE A POWER THAT, GOD FORBID, GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO HOVER OVER EVERY PAIR OF MALE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN THE BUSINESS!" Kari held her head.

"YOU CAN LAMENT IT ALL YOU WANT, AND I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU DID!" Exclaimed Batista. "ALL OF YOU, AND THIS AUDIENCE, CAN BOO...BUT THE HOUSE OF SEVERENCE CALLED ALL OF THEIR SHOTS TONIGHT! THEY SAID THEY HAD NO INTENTION OF WINNING THE WOMEN'S...THEY SAID IT WAS A SHOWCASE...THIS IS THE ONE THEY WERE GOING TO WIN...THEY SAID THEY'D WIN THE MEN'S...AND HOT DAMN, WERE THEY RIGHT! THEY CALLED EVERYTHING RIGHT! AND THEY GET THE RIGHT TO CALL THEMSELVES...THE BEST...OF THE BEST!"

The bell RINGS...but you'd NEVER be able to tell. The crowd went NUCLEAR when Jak was thrown over the top. Jak was being tended to by medics, blood pouring from his face thanks to Noah's glass...and the chair opening him even more. "A Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold plays under the torrent of boos. Noah chuckles, flipping the crowd off from all directions (though the camera shifts to booing crowd members as soon a she did that). Taichi grabs onto Noah next...and the fireworks going off on the stage was the ONLY thing louder than the boos.

...And with ONE MORE explosion, another banner falls next to The Social Network's...The House of Severence, Noah & Taichi, get their banner unfurled next to the likenesses of The Social Network, Doomsday, Satsuki Kiryuin, Dan Kuso, and Dekisugi Hidetoshi.

"And there it is." Said JR. "The sign that our MORBID REALITY is not fake. The possible FUTURE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...Taichi Yagami & Noah Maxwell. One...a man tortured by his experiences...the other...well, I don't know how to describe Yagami...the child is a maniac..."

TW, mic in hand onstage, is about to ask his usual question. But Fatchna PUSHES him and snatches the mic from his hand. Sally and Masky also get onstage, and Fatchna hands the mic to Noah. Maxwell, the man who won it for The House, holds up the mic...and looks around...

...and then he looks specifically to the tag team champions. And when he sees each of them, he chuckles a bit. Off-mic, he says to them all, "You're all so f*cked. Enjoy the nightmares."

He just drops the mic after that, holding up the blue and white colored Tag Team Tax Return Briefcase. Taichi stands next to Noah, both of them staring at the tag champions that were allowed to sit in the front row. Their music plays again, and we go to commercial with our last scene being The HoS standing triumphantly together on the stage. Wherever HABIT was...he was surely proud.

"And we will be back with The FWAs!" The voice of Bubbles said, "With more awards and The WWT World HeaVywEIGhT tITlE maTC-"

The entire screen went to static...

...and then to black...

...

...and The Severence symbol is put onscreen for everyone to see. Of course, it's obvious who did this. Of course he was watching.

(Commercial)