A/N: You won't believe how nervous I am! This is my only chance to end this with a bang. I tried to be as funny as possible yet have that side of serious love some of you enjoy. Since this story has come to an end I will be spending all of my time on MASS until the 30th. The 30th will be my release of… (drumroll) Mission: IMPOSSIBLE(!) Mission: IMPOSSIBLE will be a oneshot collection of Rin and Len based off of all their songs. That's why it is called that. XD This is the first time I've mentioned this story ever, but I've been planning it for a while now. Sorry for my blabbering but I would also like to announce I WILL be making a sequel. :) Thank you to everyone who's read every chapter.

EDIT (4/23/11): Sequel posted! "10 Reasons Why I Love You"!

DISCLAIMER: My last one! :O I don't own anything worth claiming.

10: I Love You.

My SUV almost collided with the street light as I slammed into the parking lot. As soon as the SUV stopped, I ran out the car, leaving Gumi and Gakupo behind. I was running as fast as I could manage in my 5 inch heels (which was surprisingly fast) and every student walking by stared at me. The teachers were wary of me, probably worried I'm a child molester or after someone.

But I didn't care.

It wasn't important now.

What is important, however, was Len and Rin. Rin and Len had recently shown signs of unbrotherly and sisterly love over the last few weeks, I know that much. I love both my children dearly but I've always found them to be distant. They don't call me mom, they never have. They never are closed to anyone since their real parents committed suicide the same day they were born. The point is, I'm worried my children are… (for lack of better word) screwing each other. They had already passed the innocent kissing zone and were raping each other's mouths a few days ago. I'm pretty sure Len may be making it to third base and getting a touchdown soon… oh wait, wrong sport. Whatever those Americans play with the balls and the wooden sticks!

Anywho~ , (sorry Rin, I still love you butterball!) Rin is a pretty easy girl. I don't even think she's a virgin. Like a viiiirgin! Feel your heart beat, next to mine. Oh! …You did NOT hear that.

…Where am I anyway?

I looked around to check my surroundings and found I was in some random woods behind the school. Well, FML. And yes, we "oldies" can use E-lingo too!

…

OH MY GOD, IS THAT A BLUE BEAR?

I screamed and slipped backwards. I watched, wide-eyed, as the blue bear lifted its self from the trash can to snarl at me. Calm down Kara, just stay calm. OH GOD, I THINK IT'S POISONOUS! I scrambled to get up, once again slipping on my heel. The bear growled deeply and began stomping over towards me. I was about to scream again when I heard a teenage voice interrupt. "Bambi, sit!"

The bear quickly sat as if he wasn't about to rip my face off. I unsteadily got to my feet. "I'm sorry miss…" The mysterious voice trailed off. "Kagamine." I replied. "Ah yes," He began. I could hear the smile in his voice. "Rin and Len's mother right?" I nodded although he probably couldn't see me, since I couldn't see him…or maybe, "Are you…are you…Jesus?"

Dead silence.

"E-excuse me?" He questioned. "Are you Jesus, saving me from that vicious bear?" I motioned towards the bear who was happily playing with a butterfly. "I'm Kaito, in Len's homeroom." On cue, the teenage male stepped from behind a tree, shoveling ice-cream into his mouth. He had a long blue scarf, a white coat, blue hair, and white slacks. I suddenly remembered why I was here. "Where are they?" I suddenly said with urgency. He raised an eyebrow and tilted his head. It made him look really…cute. Oh god, am I a…cougar? "Who?" He asked finally. I dismissed my cougar thoughts and replied. "Rin and Len!" I was quickly losing my patience.

"Hm… Rin and Len?" He tapped his chin thoughtfully. "Nope, sorry, doesn't ring a cow bell." A cow bell? "Listen here, boy-" "Kaito." He corrected innocently. "Kaito," I continued, fuming. "You'd best stop playing these games with me or I will contact your mother! You know who Rin and Len are." I finished in a dangerously low tone. He seemed frightened and began to take a step back. "O-okay, I admit it!" He confessed. I smirked in victory. "I'm…the joker." Not. Funny. He dramatically ran towards the blue bear and sat on his back. "But you will never catch me batman!" Kaito tried to pull the bear forward. But the bear was having none of it, he lazily kicked Kaito off of himself…which caused Kaito to fall on me. Oh lord…

"Gumiiiiii~," Gakupo drowned out in a very whiney voice. "stop running so fast!" Gumi's eye twitched in irritation. "No, we have to save Rin-chan and Len-san." Gakupo frowned when he saw his reflection in a window of the school. His hair was a mess! He could NOT look like this when he meets Len again. Gumi suddenly stopped, causing Gakupo to almost fall into her. "I think that's them!" She said excitedly. Once Gakupo pulled his comb out Gumi pulled him along with her. As Gumi had said, the twins we're holding on to each other for dear life as their grandmother fumed and cussed like a mad-woman. "Mama!" Gumi called, quickly grabbing on to her mother, strategically keeping her from hitting Len again. Gakupo slyly moved toward the "vulnerable" children. "Hello, Len." He said seductively. Len jumped in surprise when he saw Gakupo cornering him. "Ga-Gakupo!" He stuttered in fear. Rin stared wide-eyed at the situation unfolding.

She made a mental note of the effects:

Grandma gets scolded.

Len gets raped.

Gakupo goes to jail.

Grandma is put into a crazy house.

Three of those she found quite desirable. Key word: three. Rin would not stand, sit, jump, hump, hop, cradle, straddle, lay, loun- you get the point, for it. Len was her brother, therefore it was her duty to protect him. 'LOL, I said duty!'

Rin swiftly kicked Gakupo where the sun will never shine (hopefully. It would suck to get sunburn there…) and pulled Len towards her by the collar. By then, half of the school's population was staring at the dysfunctional family.

Len was silent as Rin dragged him into the principal's office (which was vacant.) and sat him on the desk. Their principal, Mr. Utatane, was currently at a meeting with angry parents at some fancy restaurant. Classes were just getting out and lucky the principal's office was on the first floor and away from the lockers.

"Len Kagamine." Rin started as she had pushed him down on the desk. "I, Rin Kagamine," She continued. Len felt an excited yet uneasy feeling churn throughout his body like small butterflies, then linger in his chest. "love you…as a brother." The butterflies suddenly dropped dead and pulled him heart down with them. "And more."

Somehow it was a involuntary reflex for both of them to instantly kiss at the same exact moment. The room was quickly, without any questions, filled with loud moans and sighs. Whispers of each other's name and… laughter?

The odd, seemingly out of place, laughter started as a quiet giggle. Then a single "ha". Then "haha", soon the whole building seemed to be filled with mocking laughter a whispers. The twins, however, were much too busy to ponder with the little nuisance.

Meanwhile…

(In a semi-vacant hall)

"Do you think they know the intercom is still on?" Miku asked Mikuo as she was twirling a lock of pink hair that belonged to her girlfriend.

"Probably not." He replied nonchalantly.

"Do you think we should tell them?"

"…Probably not."

Mikuo suddenly stood with a mischievous smirk and a tape recorder in one hand.

"They'll find out by tomorrow."

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