Inspired by 'Organization XIII does Walt Disney World' by bluemoonlightgirl.
Roxas woke up to find that everyone had their bathing suit on. He looks at them like their crazy. Axel walks over and pats him on the shoulder.
"Hey buddy. We're going to Blizzard Beach today." Axel says.
"Cool." Roxas replies.
And then he too, gets up to go get ready. After thirty minutes everyone in this room was ready to go. Xigbar had on a pair of pure black trunks with a strip of white going up each side. Zexion had on a pair of purple trunks and that had black swirls on them. Axel had on some red ones with flames at the legs. Demyx had on a pair of light blue ones with white Hawaiian flowers on them. Luxord had on a pair of plain white ones. Marluxia had on a pair of green ones with pink around the legs and waist. Larxene had on a black bikini with a yellow lighting bolt on the left side of her top. And Roxas had on a white pair of trunks that had the checkerboard pattern on them. They all headed outside to wait for the others.
Vexen and Lexaeus
Lexaeus was waiting for Vexen to come on out. Vexen always took awhile to get ready, and it was kinda getting on his nerves. Finally Vexen came out. He was wearing a pair of very light blue trunks, that looked almost white, and Lexaues's trunks were brown. They walk outside to find the others are waiting for the Superior, Xaldin, and Saix.
Xemnas, Xaldin and Saix
Xemnas was ready and so was Saix. Xaldin was the only one who wasn't. He didn't want to go, he simply said. Xemnas, having this vacation to get some relaxation, ordered him to, thus causing an argument.
"Xaldin, you get these trunks on right now!" Xemnas barked.
"No! Im not going!" Xaldin yelled back.
"Oh yes you are!"
"You wanna bring it!"
"Hell yeah!"
Xemnas then threw a pillow at Xaldin's head, and hit Xaldin. Then they started to fight. Saix, not in this for once, just headed outside wearing his royal blue trunks. After ten minutes, Xemnas came out in his gray trunks, and Xaldin came out in his dark green trunks.
"Um, everything all right in their?" Xigbar asked.
"Yes. Lets just go." Xemans said heading for the door.
They had missed the tram and the bus that picks them up at their hotel, so they had t walk to the next stop, which was further down. As they walked they got hoots and hollers from some people walking by. Larxene getting them from the guys. Roxas and Zexion getting them from the teen girls. And Axel getting them from the gals. And Marluxia got a couple of shouts from the guys too. Which scared him very much. They then got to the bus and they got in their seats.
Once on bored, they had a while to go. So, Xemnas started to do a checklist. Making sure they had everything for the beach, I mean park, ready. And once that was done, they all started their conversation with their buddy.
"Larxene, what's in the bag?" Marluxia asked.
"Probably her womanly things." Xigbar whispered in the seat behind her.
"I heard that! And no, it's not. It's some munny, and a water bottle full of ice tea, and a towel."
"Can I have a sip of the tea, darling?" Marluxia asked.
"Sure."
Larxene got out her bag and handed him the bottle of tea. He quickly took a sip and gave it back to her. Which went back in the bag.
"So, did any of you bring anything?" Larxene asked.
"No, the Superior told us to give him our towels, so their in his man purse." Xigbar answered.
"Oh." She said surprised.
"Oh im so excited!" Demyx said.
"We know." Everyone answered.
"Yeah, hehe." Demyx answered back shyly.
"So, Axel. What do you want to do when we get their?" Roxas asked.
"Lets go to a water slide." Axel said.
"Okay."
Once their, they all split up. Like they always do.
Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus
The three of them head to the attraction called Cross Country Creek. Basically they wait in line to find that it is a slow ride, that you just float lazily along the river. They all run to get a inner tube and once they have one, they get in it and start to enjoy the quiet, slow, relaxing river take them away.
"Ah, what a relaxing ride. This can't get any better." Vexen said, as he laid on his back on the inner tube.
"Agreed." Lexaeus answered, resting his head and upper torso on his.
"The only thing that could ruin this, would be for the party members to come along. Then we'd be screwed." Xaldin said, resting like Vexen was.
"Yes. But luckily my knowledge shows that they probably won't come here." Vexen replies.
"Hopefully." Xaldin wishes.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
"What do we do first?" Xigbar asks.
"Well, why don't we each pick something to do. That way we can do all of it." Marluxia says proudly.
"I think it's a wonderful idea! Now lets go on that." Larxene said pointing to the Cross Country Creek.
"Why should we. That's a slow ride!" Demyx yells.
"Because we can use it to get to the other rides." Larxene snaps. "And I hear that it's very relaxing."
"Fine, we'll go on." Zexion says.
They head toward the opening and all grab an inner tube. Then they head for the water. Once in they begin to debate on which ride to go on.
"So what ride do we go on first? Cause honestly, id rather be on anything than this." Xigbar asked, lying on his back on the inner tube.
"I say we go to the Downhill Double Dipper." Marluxia says, outside the inner tube, but using it as a head and upper torso rest.
"No! That only lets two of us ride at a time!" Demyx whines as his sitting crisscross on his inner tube and is not falling in the water. How he does it, no one knows.
"Then what do you want to do, Demyx? I mean, you seem like you know what EVERYONE wants to do." Zexion asks, lying like Xigbar.
"Something stupid that's for sure. Now what I want to do is go to the Melt-Away Bay. It's a giant wave pool." Luxord said, sitting on his inner tube like a giant chair.
"That was so rude, Luxord! Cutting Demyx off like that." Axel said lying his head down while inside the inner tube.
"Whatever. All I want to do is to get off. This is boring." Roxas said inside his inner tube. He kinda looked like a groundhog, but that's a different story.
"Well, sorry! Maybe we should just go home!" Luxord said.
"Please shut up!" Larxene said lying on her tummy on the inner tube.
"I don't wanna go home though!" Roxas yells, ignoring Larxene.
"Yeah!" Axel puts in.
Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus
"Do you hear something?" Xaldin says, pushing himself up.
"Hear what?" Lexaeus asks.
"Screaming."
"No." Lexaeus replies putting his head back down.
"But it sounds like, Larxene." Xaldin says.
"Now, Xaldin. Your just imagining things. I mean really, why would they..." Vexen starts to say, but is cut off.
Behind them they see the Organization members that they least wanted to see. The party members. And they were ruining the relaxing ride that this was. Luxord, Roxas, and Axel were in a slap water fight and were splashing water everywhere. Xigbar was sitting and laughing at them extremely loud. Demyx was splashing water on Zexion who was glaring at Demyx. Marluxia was comforting Larxene because she had just been hit in the face, and he knew if he didn't, she would electrify the water. Killing millions.
"Well look at that. You were right, Xaldin." Vexen says bluntly.
"Oh dear." Lexaeus says quietly.
"Please get off, please get off, please get off." Xaldin chants.
And luckily, they did. They all got off at one of the stops, securing the other three's peaceful day.
Xemnas and Saix
Xemnas and Saix were at Melt-Away Bay. Their was a nice sandy beach and a wave pool their. Xemnas and Saix had sat up two beach chairs, some towels, and some snacks. So now, they could relax. Xemnas was sitting in a beach hair and an umbrella was over it, causing him to have a nice view, in a cool climate. And Saix was building a sand castle. Just out of boredom.
"Xemnas." Saix said.
"Yes?" Xemnas replied looking down.
"Im done."
"And it's beautiful."
"Will you come in the water with me?"
"Why do you want me to come with you? That's not like you. That's something that Demyx would ask."
"Because that kid made fun of my scar." Saix pouted.
"Fine."
They both got in the water, relaxing as the waves hit them. Until that kid came back.
"Ha! Look at the freak! What a weirdo!" The kid mocked.
"Sigh." Saix sighed.
Saix was hurt by this comment. I mean, sure if it was an Organization member he would have gone berserker on their ass, but this kid was human, and he could kill him. So to hide his anger, he became sad. Xemnas saw this and swam over to the kid.
"Hey you!" Xemnas snapped.
"What is it old man?" The kid asked.
"Did you know that im a doctor."
"So! What of it?"
"It seems to me that your starting to get a sunburn."
"So?"
"So? SO?! Did you know that they have found a new disease that you can get by a sunburn!"
"What is it?" The kid said, starting to sound scared.
"It's called Fartibloudbus! And do you know what is?" The kid nodded a no. "It makes you have really bad purple acne, and then you can't stop farting, and then you gain 1,000 pounds! But that's not all. Then you get a super hairy stomach, and then you have the desire to eat dog poo! So if I were you, id go home!" Xemnas lied.
"HOLY SHIT! MOM LETS GO!" The kid said.
He dragged his mom to the exit and they never saw him again.
"Are you okay, Saix?" Xemnas asked.
"Yes." Saix said.
"You sure?"
"....THANK YOU, SUPERIOR, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!" Saix said hugging him.
"Your welcome. Your welcome." Xemnas said, not letting go.
"Um, Superior?"
"Yes."
"You can let go now."
"Oh, sorry."
"It's okay. I'll give you another hug later."
"Yay!" Xemnas squealed. Which scared Saix badly.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
They had left Cross Country Creek because it was boring and were now headed to the ride called Slush Gusher. So they were now in a very long line. Waiting to get on.
"Ugh! Why does the line have to be so freaking long!" Xigbar complained.
"Because it just is. And stop yelling. Your scaring that little girl." Luxord told him.
"Whatever. She means nothing to me!" Xigbar yells in pride.
"You awful man!" The mother screams.
"That's pretty hot, you sticking up for her." A young twenty year old said. "Im Sue."
"And hello to you too, im Luxord."
"A British man! How sexy!"
Luxord and Sue continue to talk. Not really caring if someone would skip them. And every one of Luxord's friends just ignored him, because he was ignoring them.
"Soooooo, are we almost their yet?" Demyx asked.
"Not yet. Xigbar, how much further do we have to go?" Zexion asked.
"Damn Brit and his charm with the ladies. I hope he falls off a ride." Xigbar mumbled.
"Um, Xigbar..." Zexion said nervously.
"Oh! What?!"
"How much further?"
"Um, a little bit. Id say another five minutes." Xigbar said, a little embarrassed that Zexion had heard all that.
"Axel, look how high we are!" Roxas said pointing down.
"Yeah. We are pretty high up." Axel said. "Hey, Roxas! Do you dare me to spit over the railing?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
Axel spit over the railing and hit someone on the head. They quickly got away from the railing and went back over to find the man walking off, waving his arms around. Axel and Roxas laughed like mad men.
"Ugh, men. So predictable." Larxene told Marluxia.
"We're not that bad. Just, most of our kind are." Marluxia said pointing to Axel and Roxas.
"Marly, I never knew you could be so mean!" Larxene said playfully.
"Hey, you're the one who brought it up." Marluxia replied playfully back.
After another five minutes, it was their turn. Which they all cheered for. Except that they all had to go one at a time. So Roxas volunteered to go down first.
"Wish me luck, Axel." Roxas said.
"I do." Axel said tapping him on the shoulder.
Roxas then went down and was having a blast. Once he got down to the bottom, he held up two thumbs in the up position. Then everyone followed suit. Next was Axel, then Demyx, then Marluxia, Luxord, Zexion, Xigbar, and last but not least was Larxene. Once she came down they all met up at the exit.
"So how was it?" Roxas asked everyone else.
"That was so awesome!" Demyx shouted.
"Very enjoyable." Zexion said.
"Id love to do it again!" Marluxia put in.
"Best ride so far." Axel answered.
"Two thumbs up!" Larxene added.
"Better than target practice." Xigbar replied.
"Very good, but I wonder where that girl went?" Luxord asked.
"Way to kill the mood." Axel said.
"Sorry." Luxord said after he sweat dropped.
"It's fine." Axel told him.
"So who wants to go on Toboggan Racers?" Axel asked.
"ME, ME, I DO, I DO!" Demyx shouted.
"Alright then. Lets go!" Axel said.
After that they all raced for the next attraction.
Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus
"So, does anyone want to get off?" Lexaeus asked.
"Not me." Xaldin said sleepily.
"Me either. Now why would you ask question like that?" Vexen asks.
"Because I wanted to see if you guys wanted to do something else. We've been past everything for the fourth time." Lexaeus explained.
"So?" Xaldin said.
"The other rides are for the youngsters. We're not youngsters, we're men. And men don't do things like that." Vexen told him.
"Okay then." Lexaeus said a little disappointed.
"We're sorry, Number V." Xaldin said as he checked out a cute girl, who then gave him the middle finger.
"If it makes you feel any better, we'll be coming back here tomorrow." Vexen said.
"And doing this all day again, how fun." Lexaeus said as he started at the water below him.
"And we'll do what you want to do." Vexen said.
"Really!?!" Lexaeus squealed.
"Really." Xaldin said, sad that he got turned down.
"Yay!" Lexaeus said happily.
Xemnas and Saix
Saix and Xemnas were still in the wave pool. To be honest, they didn't really think that this place was so bad. It was relaxing with a interesting scenery. Xemnas was in swimming to the shore while Saix was still swimming. Saix, seeing Xemnas getting out, quickly follows. Xemnas gets his black towel with a big yellow heart, resembling Kingdom Hearts, and dries himself off with it. Saix gets out and reaches for his towel. Which was the same as the Superior's, only it was dark blue instead of black. Once dried off, the take a seat in their beach chairs.
"Xemnas?" Saix asks.
"Yes." Xemnas answers.
"Do you think that they serve drinks here?"
"Well of course! Every place sells drinks."
"Like, alcoholic drinks."
"Oh! You mean those. I guess so. Why do you ask?"
"Im in the mood for a martini."
"I am too. Saix, go find someone who sells those and get two. One for each of us."
"Yes sir."
Saix gets up and runs off. Trying to find some drinks for the two of them. Once gone, Xemnas puts on his sunglasses and leans back.
"It's good to be Superior." Xemnas says to himself.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
They got in line, like they did on the last ride. And this line was just as long. And luckily, Roxas got a girl this time.
"Um, hi." A girl said shyly.
"Hi?" Roxas replied.
"I think your really cute."
"Um, thanks but I......" Roxas started to say, but was cut off.
"Come lets go on a date and lets go here and here and here!" The girl said.
"BACK OFF UNATTRACTIVE FEMALE!"
The girl becomes sad and runs off.
"Thanks Axel."
"Welcome buddy. I mean, if your gonna be molested, it should at least be by a person older than you." Axel explained.
"Thanks." Roxas said a little pissed off.
"Im kidding!"
After that really super duper awkward moment thanks to Axel. They were next in line, but before the group in front of them went, Roxas was explaining a few things.
"Alright, we are going to see who will win. So just get on the slide and go. Luxord, no using your time powers to change the time on your clock or anything like that. Demyx, don't use the water to help you or against anyone. No shocking people, Larxene. No help or cheating at all! Because if you do, Xigbar tell him what your gonna do." Roxas says.
"I'll pop a cap in your ass!" Xigbar screams to their group.
Now they were next in line. The slides were numbered 1-8. Larxene picked number 1, Marluxia 2, Demyx 3, Xigbar 4, Luxord 5, Roxas 6, Zexion 7, and Axel 8. One they were ready, the lights did the counting. Red, red, yellow, GREEN!
They all went down the slides and were determined to win. Larxene was in the lead and was laughing like crazy, scaring innocent children everywhere. Until everyone caught up, it was a photo finish. They all got up, and look at their times. And the numbers of their place on the side.
"I got 8th place. That's bullshit!" Xigbar yells.
"Well at least im not last, im.....2ND TO LAST!" Axel screamed.
"I got 6th, how encouraging." Zexion said unvaryingly.
"I got 5th! But I was in the lead! How is that possible!" Larxene shrieks.
"I beat you, Larxene. I got 4th." Marluxia says proudly.
"Well now it shows that it's your fate t be with Vexen." Larxene says to him.
"IT'S A LIE I TELL YOU! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!" Marluxia whines.
"3rd, in your faces." Luxord says.
"2nd, but that means...." Roxas started to say.
"THE POWER OF WATER HATES YOU! IT LOVES ME CAUSE IM AWESOME! 1ST PLACE! EAT IT SUCKERS!" Demyx cheers.
"Well that figures." Axel says.
They then all head to the next ride. All of them sad, and only one of them happy.
Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus
".......Why do I feel a warm spot?" Vexen asks.
"Wasn't me, I was no where near you." Xaldin points out.
"Not me, I just went when I got out." Lexaeus says.
"Well this is gross, im swimming over there." Vexen says.
He lifts his legs from the peepee water and swims over. A moment later they see a boy go face first into that exact spot, and he swallows some, causing them to shiver in disgust.
"Oh Kingdom Hearts that was nasty!" Xaldin says loudly.
"I never want to see that again." Lexaeus states bluntly.
"I say we swim a few ways up. So we can get away from Mr. Peepee drinker." Vexen says.
They all nod in agreement and swim upwards. Getting away from the boy, or as they now call him, Mr. Peepee drinker.
Xemnas and Saix
"Ah! What a lovely drink this is. I may have to order another." Xemans says.
"Agreeable on all levels. Best alcoholic beverage ever." Saix says taking another sip.
"I wonder what Luxord would do if he saw us? I mean, would he be ashamed of us, would he steal our delectable alcoholic beverages. What would he do, Saix? Just give me your best answer please."
"Join."
Xemnas and Saix then engage in some almost drunk laughing. Xemnas, being the nondrinker that he is, is so relaxed that he orders another round. While Saix laughs like a mad man-wolf-monster thing he is.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
As they walk they can't decide on another ride. For a group of friends they sure get into a lot of arguments. Oh well! Anyway, they walk along and stop at a juice bar along the way to take a quick rest.
"So now what do we do? I mean, we've done a lot of things, but now what?" Marluxia asks, playing with his straw in his juice drink.
"I say we hit more rides!" Demyx says cheerfully, eating a chocolate chip cookie.
"Okay, one, why is HE eating a cookie? And two, shouldn't we check up on the others." Zexion states.
"I guess we should...but one more ride?" Roxas begs.
"After we check up on everyone. Trust me, if we don't, something bad will happen." Axel explains.
"Fine! Lets just go!" Larxene says eating down her chilli cheese fries like the cookie monster.
"You really need to work on your table manners. We're not sesame street here." Xigbar says.
"I WANNA BE ELMO!" Luxord says drunk.
"Good Kingdom Hearts he's drunk!" Marluxia yells.
"Quick! To the safe house!" Axel yells.
"That is...." Roxas states.
"Ummmmm, our room." Axel mumbles.
"Good enough for me!" Larxene says taking off.
"Oh shit! The others! Come on lets go!" Xigbar says.
And they all head to find them.
Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus
"Finally we get out." Lexaeus sighs thankfully.
"So now what?" Xaldin asks.
"We go to the Superior, dry off, and do something else." Vexen tells them.
"Fine." The two say and follow Vexen to the beach part thing.
Xemnas and Saix
They are smashed out of their minds. And unfortunately, have left to hit a ride. While they are drunk by the way. Leaving their possessions behind, luckily, they were never stolen.
Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas
They run over to find that their not their. Everyone is literally freaking out. When Luxord gets drunk, bad things happen, and I mean bad things.
"Oh no! We're gonna get kicked out!" Xigbar panicked.
"Why?" Roxas asks.
"If we don't keep an eye on Luxord, bad things happen." Axel explained.
"Like what?" Roxas asks again.
"Last time he got drunk, he groped a stuffed animal at Target in front of a little girl." Zexion told him.
"And that doesn't count the other times when he's offered drugs to Demyx, fornicated an inanimate object, and tried to find Larxene's woohoo spot." Marluxia says.
"Two questions. What's fornicate mean and what's a woohoo spot?" Roxas says.
"Fornicate means to have sex with." Zexion says. "And Axel should explain the other thing."
"You see, Roxas a woohoo spot is a girls....umm....well....." Axel tried to explain.
"Baby place?" Demyx says.
"Very good, Demyx!" Axel says.
"OMG, I WAS RIGHT! THAT WAS A TOTAL GUESS!" Demyx squeals.
"Where's that at?" Roxas asks.
"Well, Roxas, they woohoo spot is right here." Marluxia said pointing to that place.
Roxas takes a step back and looks suspiciously at Marluxia. He looks down and then up again, and then down once more. Larxene glaring the whole time as they so happen to be focusing down their.
"Alright stop pointing their! It's embarrassing!" Larxene snaps.
"Sorry, hunny." Marluxia says.
"So then what do guys have?" Roxas asks breaking the silence.
"I thought you knew these things. You are fifteen." Zexion says.
"Nope! I actually don't." Roxas replies.
"Guys have ding dongs." Larxene says, bringing them back to his question.
"AND THAT'S A WOOHOO!" Demyx says pointing again.
"I WANNA GO ON THE MONKEY BARS!" Luxord screams.
"If you haven't noticed we have a drunken man with us and we need to find the others!" Xigbar yells.
Just then Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaues came up to them. They were each smiling happily until they saw them and no Xemnas or Saix. They three ran up and glared at them. Well, just Xaldin and Vexen did. Lexaeus just kinda stood their.
"Where is the Superior?" Vexen asks harshly.
"Calm down, Vexen." Marluxia says.
"Calm down, calm down. HOW THE HELL CAN I CALM DOWN!" Vexen yells.
"Shut your pie hole before I kick your ass!" Larxene says.
"Umm, why is Demyx pointing at your..." Lexaeus started to say.
"IT'S A WOOHOO!" Demyx yells delighted.
"Don't ask." Zexion says bluntly.
"Well, we want to know where they are. We are ready to leave." Xaldin says in that clam yet stuck up tone of him.
"We don't know where he is. And Luxord's drunk." Xigbar tells them.
"Oh no." Lexaeus says.
"We must find them at once." Xaldin says.
"Hey Zexion." Axel says.
"No." He replies.
"Pwease?" Roxas asks.
"Na-AH!: Zexion says.
"SNIFF, ZEXY SNIFF! FIND OUR MEMBERS! AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO PUT A DING DONG IN A WOOHOO!" Demyx says, clearly unable to grasp what they were meaning when they said ding dong and woohoo.
"St-stop it! Just ah, leav...I've got their scent." Zexion says. "They are....that way!" Zexion says pointing and the direction of a ride.
"Quickly! To the Organization Mobile!" Xaldin said pointing and running.
"He really needs to stop watching Batman." Axel says.
"We've tried to tell him." Lexaeus says sadly.
Xemnas and Saix
"Lets go on that!" Xemnas says, kinda out of it.
"Yeah!" Saix says, completely out of it.
They run up to find no line except at the top, being like three people in front of them. So they wait while out of it. They are so weird when they are drunk. What freaks. Anyway, back to the story. As thy stand their, the learn that the ride is a race between two people. Once it was their turn they sit and they get ready. And then........THEIR OFF!
"IM HEADING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!" Xemnas screams as he goes down.
"JFNFJFKENKDHOSCM FSFJOEK! ELMO ROCKS!" Saix screams randomly.
All the other Organization XIII members
As they head that way they see them at the top, about to go down the slide. A few members had their stuff while the others were empty-handed. And then they heard it.
"IM HEADING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!" Xemnas screams as he goes down.
"OMG I WANNA GO!" Demyx screams.
"Shut up you!" Axel shouts, afraid that he would scare away Number I and Number VII.
"JFNFJFKENKDHOSCM FSFJOEK! ELMO ROCKS!" Saix screams randomly.
"WTF" Everyone says.
Once they are at the bottom Marluxia and Xigbar grabbed them. To find them the happy kind of drunks. How lucky they were. So, they headed towards the exit and then got into the bus. Once on board the two sanest members, well, three actually, had to sit with the three on board drunks. They were all given their towel and were drying off or just using it somehow.
"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug and kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too!" Xemnas sang, still drunk, as he was wrapped around his grey towel with a picture of Kingdom Hearts on it.
"Please, Superior. Stop singing. Your annoying." Lexaeus says while sitting on his boring brown towel.
"At least you don't have Saix." Xigbar said, drying his hair of with his super, awesome, cool spaceship towel.
"Raggle fraggle marmalade!" Saix kept repeating in a sing song way, chewing on his royal blue with Kingdom Hearts on it towel.
"Luxord! Shut up!" Zexion says, shivering while using his black and purple wave towel as a blanket or as Demyx would call it, a blanky.
"I'll grope that fine ass of yours." Luxord says as he hugged his roulette wheel towel.
"Im scared now." Zexion said bluntly.
"I'll make sure to give all drunken members night night pills when we get home." Vexen said picking at his towel that said, you guessed it 'ICE, ICE BABY!' You may laugh at this.
"Thank Kingdom Hearts. I have to bunk with two of them." Xaldin said punching his Spongebob Squarepants towel. If you didn't know, he's a fan.
"Larxene, kill me." Marluxia said while smacking his head on the window. Snuggling his neon pink and black towel. It used to say Flower Power on it, but it faded away after Demyx hit water on it for a week. I mean, Marluxia isn't that gay. Is he? Never mind, don't answer that.
"No. You will kill me first." Larxene said covering herself up from the creepy men on this bus with her storm cloud with lighting shooting out of them towel.
"Axel stop it! That tickles!" Roxas said, hugging his Mickey Mouse towel.
"No! It's to fun not to." Axel said while his towel that says 'Burn Baby!' with flames all over it is covering up both of their bodies.
"Are you molesting him, Axel?" Larxene asks.
"No! We're playing tickle tummy. Gez." Axel said.
"Yeah that's not gay at all." Larxene said sitting back down.
"You okay, Demyx?" Marluxia asks.
"Yep!" Demyx said while hugging his sitar towel.
So after a few minutes. They got back to their rooms. Vexen gives all the drunken members night night pills that would cure their hangover and get them ready for tomorrow. So as they were sitting, they decided that they would go back to Blizzard Beach tomorrow, for the drunk ass members ruined today for them. And everyone agreed.
In Xigbar, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene and Roxas's room
"So are you sure Xemmy isn't gonna tell us no." Demyx says, bouncing up and down.
"Yes, he will let us go or I will kick his hangover ass." Marluxia said.
"I just hope those same pervy men aren't on the bus. They kept staring at me." Larxene whined. "I had to shock six of them into being gay."
"They did the same to me. Until I removed my towel from my chest, then they realized I was guy and backed off. Except two of them. They kept staring at me, until you glared at them by accident, Larxy huny." Marluxia explained.
".....I hate you." She simply said while glaring.
"Well if that's gonna happen im gonna go to bed." Roxas said.
"One more round of tickle tummy?" Axel whimpered.
"....Hell yeah!"
Everyone sweat drops and watches in disgust until Larxene finally says it.
"Does anyone ever wonder what their TRUE sexual preference is?" Larxene asks.
"I think we all do." Marluxia says. "If only a little."
And everyone in that room just went to bed, kinda afraid of what Axel and Roxas were really doing. But sense nothing was happening that sounded like, um, Axel was putting his ding dong in Roxas's man woohoo, they didn't worry about it. And they all awaited tomorrow. Even the members in the other room, they had already went to bed and were waiting for tomorrow as well.
Weird yet hopefully funny chapter. I know some parts were weird, but you know you laughed if only a little. So review please!