A/N: Hi, chicas! So, anyway, this is made for the Christmas special! Once more, I don't know how will this end. Probably, on Valentines. I will think about that moment. So, speaking of which, this is half-based from what happened in real life!
Why half-based? Well, it's just that I changed some things.
It seems that the entries will be longer than the usual! Since, this is the Christmas special. If you noticed something weird about the entries, don't mind about that. I was feeling weird while writing the entries because I don't know what to write. And I was like, "What the hell am I writing!? I don't know! Nonsense? Rubbish? GAH! I REALLY DON'T KNOW!" That kept running in my mind every time.
Hope you will all like it!
P.S.: Just to remind you, I am a BOY.
Romano's Love Diary (Entry 31 - Entry 35)
Entry #31
Dear Love Diary That Brings Bad Luck,
Argh! Damn it! This is so freaking annoying! Why is that? Because, this morning, all of a sudden, just a few days after the play, our homeroom teacher announced:
"Starting tomorrow until Thursday will be your 3-day exams for this semester. I will now write the schedule on the blackboard.
While our teacher was writing the schedule, everyone had different reactions, mostly sighs. I would admit I get that feeling.
I even heard that bastardo sighed heavily. He then, started to think of something.
I got my notebook and pen as I ignored that guy and I started to write the schedule.
After writing the schedule, I closed my notebook and kept my pen in my pants pocket. I yawned but, no one didn't mind me. I rested my arms on my desk and lay my head on my arms. I felt quite sleepy during that time. Before I knew it, I fell asleep.
Then, I felt that someone is shaking my body. I can also hear a faint voice coming from someone...The voice was familiar.
"Romano! Romano, despierta!"
I slowly woke up and saw that tomato bastardo looking somewhat worried. I was half-asleep and my vision was a little bit blurred.
"S...Spain?"
I rubbed my eyes and my vision became clearer. But, I was surprised when I saw that bastardo's face red and surprised. I raised an eyebrow and looked at him annoyingly.
"Oi, what the freaking hell is wrong with you? Why are you surprised all of a sudden?"
"W-Well, it's just that...It's the first time...that you call me, 'Spain'."
"Huh? Didn't I also call you 'Spain' in the play?"
"But, that was all an act. But, right now, this is reality. Estoy...un poco feliz."
"Zitto! Tch!"
I looked away, blushing a little. "Anyway, what time is it?"
"Check your surroundings yourself."
I looked around and noticed that almost everyone was gone while the others are eating. The sun is shining brightly through the room. I checked the clock. It's 9:15 am. That's when I realized that I slept through the whole morning period. It's already our Snack Break. I think the others are at the cafeteria. I sighed as I scratched the back of my head. I yawned and looked at the tomato bastardo.
"I guess I slept through the whole morning period. So, anyway, Sp-! I mean-!"
Then, he chuckled and tousled my hair.
"So unfair of you, Romano. You were able to say my name properly and clearly when you were half-asleep. But, you can't say it now that you're wide awake? That's quite unfair."
"Shut up, damn it! Its just that, saying your name is like, the two of us are close to each other."
"Aren't we?"
"Well, not really. But, it's just that. I can't-I can't say your name. It's...kinda embarrassing."
Then, the tomato bastardo chuckled. "It is embarrassing, in your opinion. But to me, I think it is sweet if you call me by my name. Can you say it again properly one more time?"
I looked away, blushing. But, his hand is still on my hair. His hand traveled towards my curl and slowly stroke it that I can feel pain coming form nowhere.
"Nngh! S-Stop it! The others are still here!"
"Look around you, Romano. All are gone."
I looked behind and saw no one was there. I slightly panicked as he continued to stroke my curl.
"St-Stop it, damn it...!"
"Just say it...will you, mi amor?"
"F-Fine, damn it! Just, stop stroking my curl...!"
"Very well, then."
He removed his hand from my curl as I tried looking at him straightly. I was still blushing and I slightly gritted my teeth. Then, he said, "Say it, mi amor."
My heart was pounding so fast and my lips are trembling.
"Sp-Spain..."
"I can't hear you..."
"Sp-Spain...!"
"I still can't hear you, mi amor."
I closed my eyes and shouted, "SPAIN!"
Then, he smiled and slowly hugged me. Then, he whispered at my ear, "Tonight, I will go to your house and we will study together."
I was shocked as he moved away. Then, everyone returned and classes resumed.
Indeed, that night, he arrived at my house. We studied while having fun a little. Still, I would admit. Studying with that tomato bastardo is quite great.
Entry #32
Dear Oh-So Uncool Love Diary,
This morning, we don't have classes. Because of that, I have enough time to review. I sat up and checked the clock. It was 6:37 am. I stretched my arms as I slowly got my feet on the floor. I went downstairs and ate my breakfast. After doing so, I went upstairs and got my books and notes. I started reading but, my eyes hurt a little. Then, the doorbell rang. I got annoyed as to who will come here all of a sudden. I sighed as I went downstairs. I was really annoyed and pissed off during that time. Who wouldn't like getting disturb from studying, anyway? I sighed as I reached for the door knob.
When I opened the door, I was shocked when I saw that tomato bastardo wearing a wide collar sweater with a black-and-white striped undershirt under it. He was wearing dark pants and red rubber shoes. He was also wearing red eyeglasses. I raised an eyebrow as I saw that.
"Oi, why are you wearing eyeglasses? Is it for fashion?" I asked him annoyingly.
"Not really." he replied. "It's just that my eyes are pretty weak, that's all. But, don't worry. I can get a hang of it."
I sighed. "Very well. what are you doing here, anyway?"
That's when I noticed that he had a backpack. Then, I raised and eyebrow again and looked at him suspiciously. "You want to study here, don't you?"
He then, nodded, with a smile in his face. I sighed as I moved aside. "Fine. Come in, damn it. Make yourself comfortable, got that?"
He removed his shoes and when inside as he replied, "Sí, señor!"
I sighed as I watched him going upstairs to my room.
"Geez! I hate this!" I sighed as I went upstairs.
Then, we started reviewing while having a chat. He sometimes crack jokes and I would sometimes laugh and sometimes get annoyed. When the clock struck 9:30 am, I quickly stood up and got my school uniform. I put them on the bed and quickly got my towel.
"Huh? What are you gonna do, Romano?" the tomato bastardo asked curiously.
"Isn't it obvious?" I told him annoyingly. "I'm gonna take a shower, damn it. You behave here, OK?"
"O-OK..."
I opened the door and went to the room next to mine. It was the bathroom. I opened the door and went inside. I closed the door and then removed my clothes. I twisted the knob and water started to fell on my head. I was thinking deeply about something. No, it's not the exams. It's about Christmas. I don't know who will give me a present, since everyone hates me because of my foul mouth. While thinking of it, I also started to think my relationship with that tomato bastardo.
While thinking, I suddenly hear the door creak. I look at the door's direction. Much to my surprise, it was that tomato bastardo. I blushed as he came in and he started to unbutton his shirt.
"Wh-What the-!?" I stammered in surprised as I blushed and quickly twisted the shower knob. "What are you doing here?"
"Huh? Isn't it obvious?" he said as he removed his shirt. Oh, no...This is...Oh, no! "I'm take a shower with you."
I was wide-eyed as I blushed once more. "I-Idiota! What the hell are you thinking!? You could haveve just tell me before!"
"But, I didn't get the chance."
Wh-What the-! Then, when he removed everything, he simply approached me and turned the shower know. Once more, water fell on our heads.
"Ah~! Isn't it refreshing?" he said happily.
I lowered my head, hiding his face from him. He seemed that he noticed me as I heard him sighed. Then, he got my chin and turned my head to his direction. Before we knew it, he kissed me under the shower...
Meanwhile that afternoon was the worst, because the exams was so hard! Still, I couldn't focus during that time. Why? Because I'm still thinking about that moment in the shower...
That night, he went to my house and we studied together again. I would say it was fun but, that time when he kissed me at the shower is unforgettable.
Entry #33
Dear Freaking Love Diary,
Ah! I was so exhausted yesterday! I sat up as I slowly woke up. I checked the clock. It was 6: 45 am. Is it just me, or I am getting late? I simply sighed and did some stretching. Then, like usual, I went downstairs to take my breakfast. But, much too my surprised, someone was there. He was wearing a pale yellow shirt with rolled sleeves, brown khaki pants with a red apron. That person was also humming a certain song. He was cooking scrambled eggs with tomatoes. That's when I realized that the person was that tomato bastardo. I raised and eyebrow as I sat on a chair near the table.
Once I moved the chair, he looked at my direction and smiled. "Ah! You're finally awake! ¡Buenos días!"
"Yeah, right. Good morning, too." I said annoyingly as I eyed him annoyingly. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"Huh? Isn't obvious?" he said as he got a plate of scrambled eggs and putted it on the table. "I just made breakfast for the two of us."
"I know that. I'm wondering what is that 'other reason' you have for being here. I know you still have that 'other reason', don't you?"
"Sí. I am planning to review with you after we finish eating breakfast."
He said as he removed his apron and sat across the table. "Come on, let's eat."
"...Hmph! Fine." I replied annoyingly.
While eating breakfast, I would say, he is good in cooking. His food is always delicious as ever. I looked at him while eating then, he seemed to noticed me. I was startled then continued eating my breakfast. But, I heard the chair creaked. I looked and noticed that that bastardo stood up from his chair. He walked towards me and said, "Why are you looking at me, Romano?"
I was surprised as I blushed that I accidentally lost my grip on the fork. The fork fell and made a sound as it landed on the floor. The bastardo got it and putted it on the rim of my plate. Then, he putted one hand on the table.
"You seemed surprised, mi amor." he replied.
"I-It's just that...you're statement startled me." I said, nervously. I looked away from him, hiding my blush from me. Damn it, this is so embarrassing!
Then suddenly, before I knew it, he stole a kiss from me, then again. I was surprised about his sudden action. It was...surprising. As we broke apart, my heart beat faster. Then, he spoke, "Your saliva kinda tasted like scrambled eggs, mi amor."
"Sh-Shut up~...!" I can only muttered.
Then again, when afternoon passed, the second day of our exams began. Oh, gee! The questions were so damn hard that I always scratch my head because I was...so confused! Argh! Geez!
When evening arrived, I started to study for tomorrow. Because tomorrow's the last day and I'll be free. And on Christmas, there'll be no classes. But, I heard that Hungary, Phili, Belgium, that perverted idiota and that tomato bastardo will come over my house. I was like, "Seriously!?".
While studying, I received a text from Phili. While reading it, I think that I can hear Phili's voice. Was it my imagination? Anyway, this was his text:
Oi, Roma. I heard that Kuya usually visits your place. Why didn't you told me!? Kaasar! (Damn it!) But, I think that'll be OK since it's only the two of you. Well, since it's the two of you, I guess I wouldn't mind Kuya doing things to you~. Sorry if I disturb your study time. Oh, make sure your gifts are ready, OK? Bye! Maligayang Pasko! (Merry Christmas!) - Pilipinas :D
Tch! That Phili...! He sure does get in my nerves! I sighed as I putted my phone down and continued studying. Then, the doorbell rang. When I arrived at the door, it was that tomato bastardo again. And then again, we studied together. While studying, I did told him about Phili's text message. At first, I thought he would be annoyed but he simply chuckled and said, "Let him be. Filipinas is just like that."
With his warm smile, I smiled too, believing in his words...
Entry #34
Dear At-Last-It's-Over Love Diary,
That beginning was because today is the last day of the exams! Finally! I can have some relaxation. That's what I thought that evening when the exams are over. Tomorrow is Christmas. Luckily, I have prepared some presents for everyone.
So, I was walking on my way home until I met Phili on the road. But, what surprised me was that his right sweater sleeve was rolled unto his shoulder, revealing some bandages wrapped around his arm.
"Oi, what the hell happened to you?" I asked annoyingly, because I didn't care at all.
"Huh? Oh, you mean this?" he said as he showed his arm to me. "Well, this is nothing at all!"
"Eh...?"
Then, Phili checked his watch and looked somewhat surprised. "Ooh! I gotta go home right now. Kuya is planning to leave again. He's going somewhere and no one is gonna guard the house. Paalam! (Bye!)"
He then waved goodbye to me as he run on his way home. I simply sighed as I continued walking. While walking on my way home, I kept thinking about Phili's injury. I wonder what happened to him, is all I can think about during the time.
When I arrived home, I quickly changed my clothes and quickly went downstairs to watch some TV. Then, I heard the doorbell rang. I was annoyed, but I did know who will that person be. I stood up from the couch and walked towards the door. I opened it and I didn't react much, since it was that tomato bastardo. But, I got annoyed once again. Even though he is smiling, I shouted at him in an annoyed voice, "DAMN IT! WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE!? THIS IS ALREADY THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!"
"Cálmate, Romano! It's already cold but, I can't believe that you'll still be this hot." he said. I was still annoyed during that time. Then, I moved aside, signalling him to come in. When he came in, he went straight to couch and watched the TV. I saw beside him and watched the TV with him. I then, realized that I was watching news. That's when I remembered about what happened to Phili. I was about to ask that tomato bastardo until, it was reported to the TV:
"Breaking News!: A theft happened nearby Cenive Street this evening! The victim, Natasha Swallow, 23 years old, said that the thief stole her purse but suddenly, a man who was around in his teens suddenly chased the thief. According to the victim, the teenager and the thief wrestle with each other. But, the thief got his knife and tried to cut the teenager's arm which, according to the victim, only leave a scar to the teenager's arm. But, the teenager was able to get the purse and pin down the thief. That's when the police arrived.
"'The young lad's nationality seems to be a Filipino to me.' [said the victim.] 'I didn't got his name but, he did told me that I can call him 'Phili' or 'Philip'. I didn't know his last name though. Whoever you may be, thank you for helping me.'
"Now, who is this mysterious teenager who just saved a damsel in distress? Just like the victim said, whoever that person might be, thank you very much!"
I was surprised when I realized that the 'mysterious teenager' was actually Phili. I would say, he is kind of a show-off. But, he was brave enough to get the purse from an armed thief. But, still, he was so reckless. While thinking about these thoughts, the tomato bastardo suddenly spoke,"That Filipinas is sure reckless."
I was surprised from what he said. "Huh? What do you mean?"
"This always happen. Whenever trouble comes, Filipinas will do anything to prevent or stop the trouble. Like that theft. He will do anything to get the purse and will arrest the criminal, even if it means his life." Then, the tomato bastardo sighed. He lowered his head and said, "Ese idiota...! Always making me worry as always."
Then, I heard him sniff. That's when I noticed that he is crying. This was actually the first time I've seen him cry. Then, there was an urge within me to comfort him, and give him a hug. At first, I think it is embarrassing. But, looking at that bastardo crying silently, he seems pitiful. I sighed and hugged that tomato bastardo.
"Oi, this is pretty rare of you, you idiota." I said annoyingly. "I don't know why but, I think Phili will be alright, if we trust him."
Then, he hold my wrists and said, "Gracias, mi amor..."
"Hmph!" I simply muttered annoyingly.
Entry #35
Dear Merry Love Diary,
Dec. 24, huh? Just one day before Christmas. This morning, I wasn't listening to our teacher's lecture again. I feel so bored. But, then suddenly, when I saw the word 'crime' written on the board (Psh! Like hell I will tell you what subject we are talking about...Ah, fine. It was World Arts and Literature), I remembered about what happened yesterday. Then, I started to think about it. Until, something hit my head very hard.
"Mr. South Italy, please, focus on the lecture!" the teacher scolded me.
"C-Ci dispiace, signora." I said. Sheesh! That teacher sure is strict! I hate her!
Then, suddenly, someone patted my head. Luckily, the teacher wasn't looking since she was behind, still facing the student. And that person was that idiota! He smiled at me but, I simply looked at him annoyed. Nothing much happened later after that...
Except this afternoon when school was over and everyone was going home. I got my bag and then, as I looked behind, Hungary, Phili, Belgium, Perverted Bastardo and Tomato Bastardo were there, probably waiting for me.
"Huh? Why are you guys lined up?" I asked annoyingly.
"Isn't it obvious?" Hungary said happily. "We're waiting for you so that all six of us will go to your house to start the Christmas Party!"
"Yeah! It'll be exciting!" said Belgium sweetly.
"I would say, I think I can handle the group's energy since, I'm OK now." Phili said as he rolled up his sleeve and checked his scar, as if he is showing it to us. There was no bandage wrapped around his arm but, there was still the scar.
"Are you sure, mon ami?" the perverted bastardo asked worriedly.
"Oo. (Yeah.) I'll be fine." Phili replied.
"Then, it's settled!" the tomato idiota exclaimed happily. "Since, all six of us are ready to go, let's get going!"
"Alright!" everyone exclaimed as they raised their fists on the air. But, I didn't do anything, but everyone looked at me, as if they want me to do it. So, raised my fist and said, "A-Alright~." sheepishly. Then, all six of us went to my place for the party.
When we arrived, everyone was all surprised when they noticed that my house was not decorated at all.
"U-Um, Romano-kun," Belgium muttered. "You seemed to be...um...'out of the season'."
"S-Sorry that I didn't decorate the house!" I snapped back.
Then, I sighed then, I noticed Hungary putted her bag down. But, what surprised me is that, even though her bag was small, she was able to get a three big boxes of Christmas decorations out of her bag.
"Don't worry!" she said. "We will decorate this place! Philip and I will clean the place. Spain and France, start cooking! And Belgium and Romano will do the decorating."
"Roger that, Hungary!" Belgium said.
"Oh well! Since keeping the house clean is one of specialties, I guess, I should do it!" Phili said with a smile.
"Ohohohon~! A perfect job from a cook like me! I'll do it~!" the pervert said with his French laugh.
"Well, even though cooking is not one of my specialties, but I do know how to cook so, I'll do it!" sad the tomato bastardo.
"Sheesh! Decorating this place will be quite easy so, fine, I'll do it." I said as I sighed annoyingly.
Then, all six of us were busy. Phili and Hungary were cleaning the house. After that, Belgium and I started to decorate. Hungary and Phili joined us while the two idiotas are still cooking. After that, the house has finally a Christmas kind of atmosphere.
"Now, it looks greater!" said Hungary happily. "Let's start the party!"
"Alright!" everyone, except me, exclaimed.
First, we all started eating bunch of French and Spanish foods. But, the Christmas cake and ice cream weren't forgotten, of course. After that, we played some mini-games. All of us had fun. Then, we turned on the TV and started to countdown.
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! Merry Christmas!" everyone exclaimed in their own languages.
"Boldog Karácsonyt!" Hungary exclaimed.
"Frohe Weihnachten!" Belgium exclaimed in a sweet voice.
"Maligayang Pasko!" Phili exclaimed happily.
"Joyeux Noël!" the pervert spoke in a 'seductive' voice.
"¡Feliz Navidad!" the idiota exclaimed happily while holding...a bottle of red wine(!?).
Then, finally, I exclaimed in an annoyed voice, like a didn't care, "Buon Natale!"
Then, all of us are having a merriment while drinking red wine. But, me and bastardo refused to drink wine since I don't want to and the idiota is afraid that he might got rampage.
"Romano and I will go upstairs in his room." the Spanish guy said as he putted on arm across my shoulder.
"OK. Just make sure you two have fun." Phili said, half-drunk.
Then, the two of us went upstairs to my room. As I closed the door, I sat on the bed beside the guy and sighed.
"Everyone seems to be energetic today." I said, annoyingly. "What the hell is so special about Christmas!? All of the bad luck always comes."
"'Bad luck'? What are you talking about, mi amor?" he asked wonderingly.
"Shut up! Jeez! You're so annoying!" I snapped back as I crossed my arms. I then, looked at him at the corner of my eye. And, I was surprised when he suddenly smiled at me.
"Well, honestly I didn't actually understood the meaning of Christmas, at first." he said. "But then, when I asked Phili about what he thought about Christmas he said, 'Christmas is the best time of the year!'. At first, I didn't believe in him but, this Christmas was the best Christmas I ever had."
I was surprised about what that bastardo told me. Then, he looked at me and said, "Well, I think it would be the best Christmas, if a certain someone will kiss me under a mistletoe."
I blushed when he said that. Who the hell will kiss him under a mistletoe? What's worse, who is that 'certain someone' he is talking about!? But, I thought about it. And I finally knew who that person was. I then, looked a him for a sec and then, my gaze focused on the floor. Then, I got a mistletoe in my pocket which Phili gave me. I looked at it for a while, while thinking about what Phili told me when he gave this to me while we're eating.
"You put this above between your and Kuya's heads." he said as he handed me the mistletoe. "Then, steal Kuya a kiss before he does!"
I looked at that idiota once more, and I felt annoyed but, I was blushing. Luckily, he wasn't looking at me, because he was looking at the nearby window. Then, I decided to do it.
"Oi, Spain!" I said annoyingly.
He looked at my direction and when he did, I grabbed his tie and kissed him. When we parted, he looked surprised, and his face was all red.
"M-Mi amor?" he stammered. "W-Why did you-!?"
"Mistletoe." I quickly said, pointing at the mistletoe that I am holding above. When he looked up, he looked surprised. Then, he smiled as he looked at me and said.
"Gracias, mi amor." he said. "I had the best Christmas kiss ever."
"Hmph! Shut up, damn it!" I said.
"You even called my name, too."
"I just had to, damn it! Jeez!"
Then, he chuckled and said, "Feliz Navidad, mi amor."
I was silent for a while. And then, I said, "Buon Natale...bastardo."
Then, the two of us kissed once more, under the mistletoe...
Then, suddenly, my phone rang. I got my phone in my pocket and checked it. I received a mail from Phili.
"Who is from, mi amor?" the idiota asked.
"It's Phili." I replied back sheepishly. Then, I checked his message:
I saw Roma kissing Kuya Spain~! Underneath the mistletoe last night~!
What the freaking bloody hell!? He saw us kissing each other!?, I thought angrily. Then, I heard that idiota's voice.
"Oi, what's wrong, Romano?" he asked.
"WHY THAT SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARDO! I'm going to KILL HIM!" I muttered angrily.
A/N: Woohoo! I don't know if the song worked quite well! Hahah! I totally laughed at my own joke! It was so funny! Well, anyway, Merry Christmas (Eve) to you, guys! Sorry for the long long entries! Hope you will all like it!
~Translation Corner~
Italian
Zitto! - Shut up!
C-Ci dispiace, signora. - Sorry, Ma'am.
Buon Natale! - Merry Christmas!
Spanish
Romano, despierta! - Romano, wake up!
Estoy...un poco feliz. - I'm...kinda happy.
Sí, señor! - Yes, sir!
¡Buenos días! - Good morning!
Filipinas - Philippines
Cálmate, Romano! - Calm down, Romano!
Ese idiota...! - That idiot...!
¡Feliz Navidad! - Merry Christmas!
Gracias, mi amor. - Thanks, my love.
Filipino (all were mentioned after the word except for...)
Kuya (Spain) - Brother (Spain)
Pilipinas :D - Philippines :D
Maligayang Pasko! - Merry Christmas!
French
mon ami - friend
Joyeux Noël! - Merry Christmas!
Hungarian
Boldog Karácsonyt! - Merry Christmas!
German (I don't know which language will I use for Belgium...Sorry!)
Frohe Weihnachten! - Merry Christmas!
