"Kim" Dex said into his PDA communicator,"You there?"

"You talkin to me?" Came the voice from the speaker.

"It'd be funnier if you said it in DiNero's voice, Lin." smiled the soldier.

"Right." nodded the girl,"Anything to report?"

"Established contact. Briefed the subject and cuffed the EACU. Awaiting orders."

"Does anyone in her family know you're there?" Kim Lin asked, working the keyboard.

"No. Only her boyfriend. Ron."

"Good. Just like it should be."

Dex was silent for a second.

"She's going to school tomorrow."

"So?" Kim shrugged.

"You think they'll let me in, dressed like this?" the commando asked sarcasticly.

"You've got the mirror-suit."

"It takes a minute to cool after five minutes of use. You're a technologist. You should know that."

"Alright. Hold on, hold on." calmed the techy. Sounds of keyboard strokes filled the radio channel,"There! Middleton high needs a substitute physics teacher."

"Out of question, Wiz-girl." the soldier waved off the offer,"I've got two teens to guard already. I'm not getting into contact with more of them. What's the alternative?"

"Ummm... Lunchlady?" Kim Lin scoffed. She recieved no response,"Dex? You there?"

"Sorry." the soldier said after a while,"I was just trying to imagine myself in a hair-net."

"Hey! I've got it! Listen!"

"All ears." sighed the soldier.

"Maintenance/Hygiene technician wanted." Kim read aloud.

"Janitor?" Dex rose his eyebrow.

"Yep."

"I'll take it." he sighed in defeat,"Still beats teaching, though."

"I'll mail them your CV." the girl nodded," What name would you like?"

"Nick Saint."

"Ha!" Kim laughed,"Maybe you should stick to stealth camouflage?"

"Look up a phone-book. It'll crack you up."

"Don't worry. I've got plenty to read." the girl retorted,"Your docs and equipment will be air-dropped near the school at these coordinates."

Dex heard a silent beep and the data appeared on the screen of his PDA.

"Got it." he said, still looking at the coordinates,"Thanks."

"You're welcome, Dex."

"Delta, out."

The soldier slided down the roof of the house and landed in the nearby bushes.

"This mission is getting better and better." he mumbled to himself as he walked out of the foliage,"Not only I have to guard a couple of superhero teens, but I also have to clean after them."

He sighed heavilly.

"A commando janitor." he said to himself,"And I used to wonder how urban myths started."