I was bored of writing my other story so now I'm whipping up another one of these. It's a simple recipe. Add 4 cups of whatever is going on inside my head, add 5 cups of grass, add a ripped up sponge, expired pancake mix, and a dash of LSD.

I made this listening to the Cheeki Breeki hardbass version.

Tsunami: The only reason I start these stories is for a slight bit of continuity.

Starflight: Hey guys! Remember when we went to the moon?

Tsunami: No

Starflight: You have amnesia because that happened like a week ago.

Glory: Wait, you mean to tell me all these chapters happen within like, a week's time?

Sunny: This is the 10th chapter of volume 2. There were 10 chapters of volume 1. There were 5 chapters of the short-lived SYOC one. Assuming that each of these chapters are a day in our stale, pointless lives, it has been 2 weeks and 1 day since we started, even though this story has evolved over years. The first chapter of volume 1 was posted on August 9th, 2016.

Starflight: …

Glory: Why is Sunny always the super smart, sciency, mathy one? Shouldn't that be Starflight?

Starflight: *eats drywall*

Tsunami: what

We will now be interrupting your regularly scheduled drug trip for an important message. To those who worry about my stories being taken down, I still have them on my computer. They can be changed, molded, recreated, to fit your desires. "But what if your account gets banned?" You may ask.

I make a new one. Like seriously it isn't that hard. Back to your regularly schedu- what? Why didn't I make this an author's note? Because they can't be mid-story, and I needed a transition to the rest of the story.

Main characters: *at a rave*

Clay: *sliding DJ 20 bucks* do you mind playing a certain song?

DJ: what would that be?

Clay: *whispers in DJ's ear*

DJ: *Blasts the Futurama theme so loud all the windows in the entire Tri-state area break, and everyone's ear drums explode*

Tsunami: Why?

Clay: Has anyone else noticed that that song sounds suspiciously close to Smells like Teen Spirit?

Starflight: Hold up that's uncanny. The beginnings are almost identical.

Clay: You! At home! On the train! Wherever you decided to waste your life reading this garbage! Test it!

Sunny: Wait, didn't all of our eardrums explode?

Tsunami: pff, haha! Silly Sunny

Everyone: *laughing*

Glory: Don't you know this story has absolutely no continuity? That literally happened less than a paragraph ago! (If this story was written in paragraphs)

Tsunami: woah, how did you do that?

Glory: what?

Tsunami: You talked with these curvy things in your sentence?

Glory: Oh these? ()

Tsunami: What are those?

Glory: Parentheses.

Tsunami: How did you do that?

Glory: I have no idea.

Tsunami: Wait, where are we? How are we at a rave, with a DJ? What's Futurama?

Clay: We went here on our convenience teleporter, remember?

Tsunami: No.

Starflight: ooooohhhh yeah, she had amnesia, remember? She couldn't remember like, a week ago?

Sunny: wait wait wait. You keep saying there is no continuity. But, that stuff that happened earlier in this chapter still happened. Also, you're mentioning things that have happened in the last 2 weeks. So is there continuity or not?!

Tsunami: pff, haha! Silly Sunny

Everyone: *laughing*

Glory: Don't you know this story has absolutely no continuity? That literally happened less than a paragraph ago! (If this story was written in paragraphs)

Tsunami: woah, how did you do that?

Glory: what?

Tsunami: You talked with these curvy things in your sentence?

Glory: Oh these? ()

Tsunami: What are those?

Glory: Parentheses.

Tsunami: How did you do that?

Glory: I have no idea.

Sunny: UGH! Enough of this! I shall bring balance to the Universe! I shall end this conflict!

Surprise! This is a prologue! Have fun reading the next chapter!