A/N: Yeah, this is the part where it gets bad. Disclaimer! I do not own Invader Zim, nor will i ever unless the creator sells me the rights. If i did own Invader Zim, it would be back on the air, and blah, blah, blah, blah. ON WITH THE STORY!

It's been a few earth months since Dib wore the dress to skool for a week, and I haven't seen Zim or Dib very much. I'm pretty sure Dib is mad at me for the dress incident, and I don't know why Zim would be mad at me. Today, Gaz told me about an earth ritual called, 'Halloween', and how it's celebrated. She told me once a year lots of kids dress up in costumes and go door-to-door asking for candy. Gaz told me they said, 'Trick or Treat' before they can get candy. She also told me the ritual was tonight. It sounded fun, so I decided I would dress up too.

As I dressed up in a character I saw on TV, the character was a piggy hunter, I saw Nancy come back with the candy. Nancy said, "You want to look like the piggy hunter, yes?"

"Yeah," I said.

"Then deactivate the hologram," Nancy told me, "You already have the green skin and odd eyes."

I glared at her and she said, "But it looks good on you!"

I rolled my eyes and deactivated my hologram. I saw my green skin return. But, the character had red Irken eyes. I reactivated my hologram projector and saw my eyes change from white to red. I smiled as I saw I looked exactly like the piggy hunter from television. I smiled as I looked at myself in the mirror.

Nancy came in the room and said, "Whoa! Alexis, you look amazing!"

I chuckled and said, "Thanks. Do I look like the piggy hunter?"

"Yeah, but, you're missing something," Nancy told me.

"What?" I asked.

Nancy activated her rocket feet, flew over to me, took something out of her head, and put the thing in the top row of my teeth. Nancy flew lower to the ground and then deactivated her feet. I licked my top row of teeth and saw my canines were pointed. I smiled and said, "Thanks Nancy!"

"Now you defiantly look like the vampire piggy hunter," Nancy told me. Then I heard a knock on the door. I opened it and saw Gaz (As a vampire piggy hunter, like me) and Dib (As a 'ninja' as Nancy told me to was called).

"Hey guys!" I exclaimed.

"Hey Alexis," Gaz said with a smile.

I looked at her and said, "Aren't you usually mad?"

"Not at you that much. My brother, yes," Gaz said, "Are you the vampire piggy hunter too?"

I nodded and said, "Do I look like the vampire piggy hunter?"

"Yeah," Dib muttered.

"Yeah, you do, and you look great!" Gaz told me.

"Thanks," I said. Nancy walked up to me with her hologram on. She had the bowl of candy on her head. I laughed as Nancy said, "Take a few."

"How did you get her to do that?" Dib asked, shocked.

"Oh, an animal translator I made for her," I told him, lying through my teeth.

"That's cool," Gaz said taking some candies from Nancy, "Hey Alexis, want to go to a haunted house Dib and I were going to go to?"

"Sounds scary," I said, "Nancy, can you give candy to people who trick or treat at our house?"

Nancy nodded and saluted. I pet her head and said, "Good kitty."

As Dib, Gaz, and I walked to the old haunted house, I saw Zim (as Gir) and Gir (As Zim) looking at the house. I walked over to them and said, "You guys going in there too?"

Zim screamed and then said, "Oh. Alexis, it's just you."

"And Dib and Gaz," I told him.

"Wonderful," I heard both Zim and Dib say.

I said, "Well, come on! We don't want to be out here all night, do we?" I ran inside the building, and then the doors closed behind me. I turned around and saw a white figure floating in the air. He said, "You have to show him."

"Who's him? And show him what?" I asked frantically.

"Dib. Show him what you are," The figure said floating closer to me.

I exclaimed, "No, I can't. It could ruin our friendship!"

"Then I will!" The creature said. He lunged forth and I screamed at the top of my lungs. Then, everything was black.

As I opened my eyes, I saw I was stuck to the wall with something white and sticky. I looked to my left and saw a spider. It had eight legs, and was huge! It was three times the size of me! I screamed again and then the spider woke up. "Hello," It said. I could tell from the spider's voice that it was a female spider.

I said, "What do you want with me?"

"I'm just holding you up here for now little miss. For a friend," The spider said.

"The creature?" I asked.

"Yes. Blade is a ghost by the way," The spider told me, "I'm Sally."

"Sally?" I asked.

"Yes," Sally asked.

"Why am I here?" I asked her.

"Blade's been watching you for the past few months. Ever since you arrived on Earth actually," Sally said.

"Why?" I asked.

"He wanted another friend besides a giant spider. Human or not, he didn't care," Sally said, "And he knew Dib would reveal him, and Zim would try to interrogate him. You, on the other hand, would just hang out with him, and have fun. Not try to reveal or interrogate him."

I said, "Oh."

"He also said he wants you all to himself. He doesn't want you to have any other friends accept him," Sally said, "That's why he's going to try to expose you to your friend, Dib and his sister. He's going to try to destroy Zim."

"No!" I exclaimed.

"Not my idea," Sally told me, "But if you go now, you can save them." Sally walked over to me and untied me.

I jumped to the ground and asked her, "Why are you helping me?"

"I can tell you care about your friends," Sally said. She picked up a sword and threw it to me. I caught it and she said, "It'll help you 'negotiate' with Blade."

I picked the sword up and saw it was black, with a really sharp blade. I said, "Thanks Sally. If I do leave forever, it's been nice knowing you."

"You too," Sally said.

I ran out the door and saw Dib with a bleeding lip and a black eye and Zim with a dent in his PAK, a twisted ankle, and his antenna was twisted forward a little. Blade was floating over them and was laughing. I growled and said, "Blade!"

Blade turned around and said, "Ah! Alexis. Nice to see you."

"You know him?" Dib asked.

"No, of course not. He just wants to be my friend," I told Dib, "Where's Gaz?"

"Over here," Gaz said weakly. I turned around and saw Gaz very injured. My eyes widened as I saw Gaz was on the ground bleeding on her forehead, it looked like her right ankle and left wrist was broken.

I growled at Blade and he said, "What?"

I ran over to Blade and punched him in the face. He walked back a few feet and fell to the ground. He floated in front of me and said, "What was that for?"

"You hurt my friends. You deserved that," I told Blade.

Blade growled at me and made an electric ball in his hands and aimed it at me. He threw it at me and it hit me in my abdomen (No matter was species, the middle part of the body is called the abdomen). I screamed in pain from the electricity coursing through my veins. I crumbled to the ground and I whispered, "H-how d-did you do that?"

"What do you think? I was killed by the electric chair!" Blade exclaimed.

Dib's eyes widened and I said, "That must have been painful."

"It was. Now show them who you really are Alexis," Blade told me.

"No! Never!" I exclaimed.

"Fine," Blade said. He floated over to me and took my hat off and my hologram machine.

"She's an alien?" Dib asked.

"Well Duh! Why did you think she was with the almighty Zim so much? No one on this pathetic planet likes Zim," Zim said.

I took the rest of my costume off (My red human dress was under it) and said, "Yeah. I'm Irken."

I sighed and Gaz said, "Doesn't really hurt our friendship."

"Why's that?" Blade asked, "Alexis is an alien for Pete's sake!"

"Alexis is too nice," Gaz told Blade.

"Blade," I said.

"What?" Blade asked.

"If you want me to be your friend, I will. I'll visit you every day," I told him.

Blade thought for a few seconds and then said, "Fine."

"Now can I have my stuff back?" I asked. Blade nodded and threw me my hat and put back my hologram machine. "Thank you," I told him. Dib got to his feet and Zim had to make his spider legs come out of his PAK because he couldn't walk. I helped Gaz to her feet but Dib said, "Don't touch her!"

I let go of Gaz and she had a hard time standing up. I said, "Dib, I-,"

"No! I don't want to hear it Alexis," Dib yelled at me, "Why didn't you tell me you were one of him?"

"I, I couldn't tell you. You would tell scientist, and then they would come and get me, and dissect me," I told him with tears in my eyes.

Dib glared at me and picked Gaz up. He said, "Our friendship? It's over." Then he walked out of the house with Gaz in his arms.

I sighed and Zim walked up to me. He pats me in my back and said; "Now you can help Zim take over earth!"

"Zim!" I exclaimed, "I'm not helping you take over the earth! I love it too much." I said the last part mostly to myself.

I walked out of the haunted house and back to my base. As I walked in, I saw Nancy walk in. She said, "How was it? Alexis! You're bleeding!"

I looked at my abdomen and saw it was bleeding. I guess I was hit harder than I thought. Nancy helped me to my feet and to my lab. I lied down on the examining table and soon, I had many stitches in my abdomen.

A/N: Boo! Now Dib hates Alexis just because she's Irken. Sooo, REVIEW PLEASE!

-Nicky