Episode 10

Chris: Last time on Total Smash Island. The campers stomachs were put to the test as they have to feast upon some of the most disgusting food we could think of, like chicken heart, a tarantula, and... dog brain. Yeah, we're that hardcore. Even after Rosalina gathered up the courage to overcome her fear of eating bugs, she couldn't eat the brain. In the end, even after being punched in the stomach, Link's iron stomach held everything in and won the challenge for the Bananas. The Hammers in the end decided to vote off Ness for his lame excuses of him being a kid. And it seems Rosalina and Shulk's feelings have grown even more. Will they finally get together? Will the Hammers get their act together? Or will the Bananas win another challenge? Find out, on Total... Smash... Island

*Intro*

All of the campers are gathered in the cafeteria, but no one is eating their food because of the last challenge. Everyone's stomachs rumble in pain.

Fox: Man... yesterdays challenge has really taken its toll on my stomach.

Lucina: Same here.

Shulk: I can usually eat Chef's food but after all the food from yesterday... I just can't eat.

Luigi: Looks like the others are also having a hard time eating.

Samus: Can you blame them? I mean, Link won the challenge and even he's not eating the food.

Little Mac: Neither is Ryu, and he got second place.

Ryu: It feels like I'm being punched in my stomach from the inside 1000 times.

Chef: Hey! Why aren't you eating? I stayed up all night making this food. And Link, I expected you to be eating after yesterday. What's wrong with you boy?

Link: Sorry Chef, but the bugs and the raw meat just aren't agreeing with my stomach. Or each other.

Rosalina: We're really sorry Chef, but we just can't eat.

Chris then walks in with a smile on his face and see that the camper aren't eating.

Chris: Hey campers, what's wrong? Not Hungry?

Cloud: Shut it Chris.

Samus: No one here can eat after yesterdays challenge.

Chris: Yeah, that was pretty brutal in my part. But you know what I figure is the best medicine for this kind of thing.

*Confessional*

Ike: I swear, if he makes us eat something else. I'm gonna punch him. Once my stomach stops punching itself.

Samus: We better not be taking shots. I hate needles.

Luigi: Whatever Chris had planned for us, it can't be good. I feel like I'm gonna be sick.

*End of Confessional*

Chris: I always found that the best solution to get rid of gas from my stomach, is a nice refreshing drink. So today, you will all be given a 2 litre bottle of soda. Which will also be part of your next challenge.

Link: Should of seen that coming.

Chris: Your challenge today is to finish this 2 litre bottle of soda. If anyone goes to the bathroom or throws up, will be eliminated. The last camper standing wins the challenge for their team. Okay Chef, go and get the drinks. I'll let you guys have five minutes to prepare.

Chef gets the sodas and buts them in front of each camper. Zelda then smiles evilly and looks at Link.

*Confessional*

Zelda: Looks like I found my way to getting rid of Link. He's been a string player through this whole competition. And I have the perfect plan.

*End of Confessional*

Zelda then pulls Lucina to her side of the table.

Zelda: Hey listen, I've got a plan to get rid of Link.

Lucina: Oh, really?

Lucina then grabs the tape recorder and holds it underneath the table and presses record.

Zelda: Okay, the plan is, you're gonna distract everyone by saying that there's a bear outside the tent. Then I'll quietly reach over to Links bottle and put this tablet in it. It will make him throw it up super fast and everyone will blame him for losing the challenge. You got that?

Lucina stops the recording.

Lucina: Loud and clear.

Lucina goes to her seat and gives a wink and a thumbs up to Rosalina.

Lucina: Oh no! There's a bear outside the tent!

Everyone panics and goes to check. Zelda then puts the tablet into Links drink and closes it. But the cameras are controlled by Rosalina and Lucina. The teams see nothing and go back to their seats and Zelda, Lucina and Rosalina are back in their normal spaces as well.

Chris: There was nothing there.

Lucina: Sorry, I saw a bush rustle and I just assumed.

Chris: Next time, make sure you know when a bear is there.

Lucina: I will, sorry.

Chris: Anyway, everyone open your bottles, get set... drink.

Everyone start drinking and they all finish after a minute of drinking. The Link feels a bad rumble in his stomach and then throws up and everyone gasps in shock.

Chris: Dang. Of all people, I wasn't expecting you Link to throw up. I guess the mix of both raw food and soda just doesn't sit well with you. Sorry man, but you're out

*Confessional*

Link: I don't understand what happened, my stomach survived the food challenge. So I was assured that I'd survive this one too. Maybe my stomach just couldn't hold on anymore.

Fox: Link won the food challenge with ease, he shouldn't of thrown up like that. Something doesn't feel right.

Rosalina: If I'm right, once the challenge is over and if we lose, it will definitely help expose Zelda. Lucina and I just need to tread carefully.

*End of Confessional*

Chris: Well, that elimination was unexpected. But, it just means that the Hammers have an advantage.

Little Mac then burps and then throws up afterwards.

Chris: Okay scratch that. Who's stomach can survive the longest? Who's kidneys can go the longest without bursting? And with team will have to vote off one of their own. Find out in a bit, on Total... Smash... Island!

*Commercials*

Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Island. The campers are having to endure their challenge of holding in their drink. There are only five contestants left, with Ryu and Luigi left for the Hammers, and Lucina, Falcon and Zelda for the Bananas. Let's see how they get on with the rest of the challenge.

Lucina then runs off to the bathroom and is eliminated. Everyone is struggling except for Zelda and Ryu who are calmly staying still and quiet. The Hammers are getting suspicious of Zelda.

*Confessional*

Zelda: You didn't think I would actually drink 2 litres of soda after yesterdays challenge. I'd rather starve. But I overheard Chris talking to Chef about the challenge last night after the ceremony. So that's why I quickly got an empty bottle and hid it under my dress. And then at the start of the challenge, I will quickly swap the bottles.

*End of Confessional*

Zelda then lifts her dress to move the bottle and Lucina and Rosalina see it. Lucina is about to tell Chris, but Rosalina stops her.

Rosalina: No. Let's wait until she's in the final 2. Then we can expose her.

Lucina nods. Luigi and Falcon then run off to the bathroom at the same time.

Chris: We are now down to the final two contestants. Ryu and Zelda. Who will leave their seat first.

Rosalina: (Quietly to Lucina) Okay, just follow my lead. (To Chris) Hey Chris. Instead of just waiting, why not have both people stand up and have Chef bat them on the back to help them 'Burp'.

Zelda the gets nervous.

Chris: Hmm, I never thought of that. But I'm glad you did. Okay guys, stand up and get ready for a back pat from Chef.

Ryu gets up but Zelda stays sitting down.

Chris: Uhh Zelda, I said to stand up.

Lucina: Yeah Zelda, what's wrong? Why can't you stand up?

Fox: Do your legs hurt?

Link: Doubt it. She was fine when we walked in here.

Captain Falcon: You're not hiding anything, are you Zelda?

Rosalina: If you're not, just stand up and move away from the table.

Zelda nervously and slowly gets up and the 2 litre bottle is revealed. Everyone gasps except for Lucina and Rosalina.

Chris: So wait. What you're telling me is that you never actually drank the soda. That, is a disqualification. Therefore, the winners are the Smashing Hammers.

Hammers: *Cheers*

Chris: Bananas, I'll see you at the ceremony tonight. I don't think you'll need a long time to decide who to vote.

Link: Hold on a second Chris. I wanna get a few answers from Zelda.

Fox: I agree. Why would you cheat like that?

Zelda: It wasn't me. I must of been set up.

Lucina: Oh really Zelda. You mean like how you set up Pit, Marth and Kirby!

Rosalina: And tried to set up Link today.

Everyone gasps

Fox: Wait, is that true?

Link: You tried to set me up and make me look like the bad guy.

Zelda: Of course not. No one has any proof.

Lucina then gets out her tape recorder and plays back what Zelda said about getting Link voted off.

Rosalina: Also, I bet if we looked at the tapes from the cameras, we would see you cheat and framing the others for it.

Zelda: Hah, yeah, as if they caught all of that.

Chris: Actually, we did. So right now it's your voice versus over a million other peoples voices, as well as mine as I saw the whole thing.

Lucina: And tricking Rosalina and I to be in an alliance with you and help you with your cheating.

Zelda then slaps Lucina hard. Lucina runs to her cabin crying.

Link: I knew there was something going on with you. I can't believe how blind I was.

Fox: It's okay Link. She fooled us all.

Captain Falcon: And I'm guessing you were villain that Marth was talking about.

Shulk: We really should of listened to Pit and did something when we had the chance.

Chris: Okay, enough of this. Bananas I'll see you at the ceremony tonight.

Everyone leaves and the Bananas look angry at Zelda. Shulk then pulls Rosalina to one side.

Shulk: Hey listen, I know Zelda was stopping you from dating me. But I also know that you're taking this competition seriously. So, I know you won't date me until the competition is over, but I just want to say that I will wait forever if I have to. Cause I know that one day I'll get you to say yes to being my girlfriend.

Rosalina smiles and kisses Shulk on the lips.

Rosalina: Yes. I will be your girlfriend. I only said what I said before so that I could gain Zelda's trust. And it looks like my plan worked.

Shulk: So you exposed Zelda. Are you sure you're not the villain?

They laugh and kiss again. Luigi looks at them. Samus also sees this and goes after Fox.

Samus: Hey, Fox!

Fox: Huh? Samus?

Samus: Listen, I know we were waiting until the end of the competition. But I can't wait that long.

Fox: So what are you saying?

Samus: I'm saying... I love you Fox and I want to be your girlfriend. But I understand if you want to wait until the competition is over.

Fox hold Samus' hands.

Fox: Samus. I think it's my job to ask. So... will you be my girlfriend.

Samus: Of course I will.

They kiss. Luigi sees this as well and goes to where Lucina is in her Cabin. He goes in to see her crying. Lucina hears Luigi come in and sees him. She smiles and wipes the tears from your eyes. Luigi sits down on the bed next to her.

Luigi: Hey. You okay?

Lucina: Yeah, I'm better now that you're here.

Luigi: Hey, I'll always be here for you through thick and thin.

Lucina: *Blushes* Thanks. You're my hero Luigi.

They both blush.

Luigi: Listen. There's something I need to tell you.

Lucina: And what's that?

Luigi: I... I...

Luigi doesn't say anything and runs away. Lucina goes to follow him but stops at the door.

Lucina: *Sighs* I guess we're both cowards. No wonder I love you.

Luigi runs into Fox.

Luigi: Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry Fox, I didn't see you there.

Fox: Luigi it's fine. Are you okay though? You look like you're about to faint.

Luigi: *Sighs* I'm a coward.

Fox: What do you mean?

Luigi: I saw you and Samus as well as Shulk and Rosalina become couples. I was gonna tell Lucina how I feel and ask her out, but I froze and ran away. I guess my stage fright got the better of me.

Fox: Aww don't worry Luigi. How about this? If you want, I can help you build up the courage to ask Lucina to be your girlfriend.

Luigi: Really? You'd help me, even though we're on different teams.

Fox: Of course, you're a great guy and a great friend. All I want to know is this. Do you really love Lucina?

Luigi: Of course I do. I wouldn't ask for your help if I didn't

Fox: And that's step one. Make sure you're confident on your feeling.

They both walk away smiling. Cloud and Ike are watching.

Ike: Looks like they're gonna be a hard duo to beat.

Cloud: True. But we'll find a way to win. We've just got to wait for the right moment.

Ike: We should go, otherwise people will start asking questions.

Cloud: Good point.

Night falls and the Bananas are at the ceremony.

Chris: Bananas, I'm not gonna beat around the bush. You've all casted your vote and made your decision. The loser must walk the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers and leave the Island forever. The marshmallows go to... Lucina, Rosalina, Fox, Falcon, Shulk, and the final marshmallow goes to... Link. Zelda, the princess of Hyrule, turned into a villain. That, is a real surprise. Time to leave.

Zelda gets on the boat.

Zelda: I promise to everyone, that I will get my revenge on all of you. I'm glad I won't see anyone of you again.

The boat leaves.

Chris: The rest of you are safe. For now. Go back to the cabins and get some rest. You've had a long two days. But, will the Bananas be better now that the villain Zelda has left? Will the Hammers get another lucky break? And will Luigi tells Lucina about how he feels.

Lucina: What was that about Luigi?

Chris: Find out next time, on Total... Smash... Island!