Harry Potter and the Gathering of Worlds
By James the Fox
"I live!"
Sora: "A pity."
"I am hitting more and more writer's block… With little inspiration in between."
Sora: "Discontinue it."
"No. I will get over this. I must! For the fans!"
Sonic and Sora: "What fans?"
"…"
Sonic: "I wish you all could see James' face right now…"
"Anti-Sonic Cannon!"
Sonic: #flees the area. #
"Anyone else?"
Sora: "No… can we just move to the Fic?"
"Sure. That's what we're all here for."
After History of Magic, everyone noted that Shadow and Link looked like they were zombies. "What in the Triforce's name happened to you?" Zelda asked. Harry answered for them. "Prof. Binns is notorious for being able to put anyone to sleep with his lectures. Shadow and Link found some way to stay awake through the whole class. This is the result." Shadow moaned, "the horror… the HORROR!" Link followed up by saying, "He w-wouldn't… s-stop… TALKING! On and on and on and on…" Ron grinned. "The only one who can go through Binns' class and not go insane is Hermione. You are fools for trying." Shadow sighed, having recuperated from the effects of the class, (although Link was still muttering "…and on and on…") and said, "DADA next, right? Hopefully it's better than History of Magic." Hermione simply replied, "We wouldn't know how Umbridge teaches, but given the Subject, I guess it won't be all THAT bad."
She couldn't be more wrong. The first thing Umbridge said at the beginning of class was "Wands Away." Everyone knew what was next. Shadow was particularly annoyed because he had read all of the class books 50 times and wasn't able to practice his newly found magic. The Ultimate Lifeform started an argument with Um-butt(Shadow's nickname for her) that as good as it is to study,the only way anyone would pass, and therefore be able to defend themselves,is if they had experience. This earned him (and later Harry) detention for the week. However, after class, the part-Dark Arms and the Boy Who Lived were cheered by their class (They were even cheered by a few Slytherins). Shadow knew that Umbridge didn't stand a chanceof breaking him. He heard about the 'curse' that would most likely force Um-butt out of Hogwarts eventually. He really wanted to take part in that.
When Shadow walked into Umbridge's office for detention, he stared at the teacher when she said he'd be writing the words "I will not smart mouth my superiors." But when he realized what the quill he was using did, he simply laughed, getting a strange look from his new… no, she didn't quite rank annoyance… ah well. "Did you REALLY believe that this would affect me?" Shadow asked as he showed his hand, which had healed before any blood showed. "Hmph, with Chaos Energy flowing through my veins, my regeneration powers are unstoppable," Shadow said casually. "However, try this on anyone else, I might have to crush you like the little bug you are. I can do that very easily, and in reality, no one would be the wiser. I know how to hide my tracks." Shadow was pleased to see that Umbridge looked faint as he calmly strolled up to her desk. "Believe me, I can be a powerful enemy, and I don't take orders from anyone. If you don't cross me, I might consider helping you. You have been warned." With that Shadow left as calmly as he came. An hour later, Harry was surprised when Umbridge simply canceled his detention for the day.
Shadow: "Ha! I still kick butt."
"And it helps my mood when I get to freak Umbridge out! Mwahahaha! To Omega, don't worry. Each year will focus on one of the three main off-worlders. And before each year (with the exception of this one) I'll set the stage with a prelude for the Character the year will focus on. And I WILL finish this."
Shadow: "Right..."
Sora: #reads reviews # "You JUST figured out that I'm from Kingdom Hearts, PS12? How you went so long without figuring THAT out, I'll never know…"
"Sora, SHUT UP! Next Chapter, Harry and Co. find out how Shadow, Sora, and Link serve as teachers. See you next chapter!"