anon reviewer reminded me i needed to update this damned thing

"Wat I wanna kno is at wat point did Woop-Goldburger grow hands," Silver stated and force himself to swallow a big gunky mess of Pidgey poop on his arm.
"Holy crap," Gold fell on top of a house shaped like a Shuckle. "Whoa."
The roof collapsed and Shuckles from inside the building did a thing.

Those Shuckle all died liking pussy and it was tragic. They did the caramel dancing as they rose to heaven and seutd at Arceus and also Giotyne's left foot and ate Oran Berrys and pooped dicks. Silver cot a dead Shuckle dick as it flooted bai.
"GOD EVERYTHING IS DED! DED DED DED DEAD!" Glod screemed Wooper tryed te eet Sivler nu Pkoeman

Taro maik noise and heave ho out of Godls pokball. He ran out da door of Shuckle and ram into Pokgym with a fierce s mile. "Aw ya."
Siver grabbed a ded Shuckle risinz the sky and caught it. "Hmm your replacing airiados. What was her name now."
"hm." Bugsy. No...

Bugsy shook his head, cheeks pink and hair windswept from the flight and was desperately trying to clear his brain from the horrid sentence structures and bad grammar that was starting to cloud his language. He feared the worst, that their stupidity was spreading, his reserved British demeanor cracking under the toxicity of their presence, his entire soul being ripped apart from all the evil of exposure he'd seen this journey. He feared... he was becoming... A DARP.
"No time fer karacter exposition, Bugsy boi!" Gold stuck a finger up everyones NOSE. "It's timey wimey to get a badge for Silver's butt!"

"Karacter eggsALAD." Silver jum ped off Chiodo and returned his Pokemon. All of them. He toted budgy once more, rockin him back and forth gently. "Rock a bye beyegds baby" jolting toward the gym he saw Tauros and the whole wall of the gym kncoked down. "Gold take care of ya pokemon's behavier."

"Fuck no!" Said Gold. The wall fell on a bunch of zombies Oh my god the gym was over run with the walking dEAD it was like ZOMBIELAND they were LEFT FOR DEAD in WORLD WAR Z with zombies as the RESIDENT EVIL they had to beat up WARM BODIES of hte INFECTED and AAAAAAAH! Real Monsters!

Silver had a panic attack from all the references and ran to the north side of the island.
"Hello u have ur GBC gamepack?" A man ax, holding up a camera. "U can make prints with ya Poke-"
"Now aint the time," said silver. Bugsy wailed and let out a shrill scream. "FuuuuuuUckkaaaaAaAa."
"Itr's a me a mario," said a pidgey as it got eaten by a zombie.

Yes ye ho my zombies!" A familiaree zombie gay butler said. It was EUSWING! He munched a skull cup and sipped ice cold warm Pikajuice by STICKING a STRAW IN pika butt. "Soon the world will be mieNE."

Suddenly a group of golbat rained down from the sky and Morty was on a Crobat. "Come Euswine, my lovely dictator! Let's put your old tired soul to rest."
THen a flip flopping shiggy ma doo brony and homestuck and lindsay mcguire team rocket came by with a gothic looking meowth blimp and yelled "Now's not the time."
Silver and Bugsy prayed to satan Giratina Darkrai shota yaoi boy and hoped for the best. "Asdfghjkl;"
"ASDFGJKL:"
Who uses the Caps Lock button when you have Shift

A great battle ensure, a battle with war and blood and fighting and dicks. Gold unsheated a might penis sword and summoned onail his Greek god french KNWO LEDJ and cut down a million 965421 zombies and also kicked I MEAN yeah kicked Eusines ass.
"BADGE NOW PLEASE MOTERFUCKERE" Gold screCHMENED summoning mountains.
A glorious Suicune descended from the heavens. Gold feasted well that day.

"GAHHHH my lifes quest is in RUINS!" Euswine's spirit blew up his zombie body and probably went straight to heaven after that idk.
An angry James kicked at the grainy sand beneath him, staring at the gentle waves that hit his dry heel as the sun set to the west. "I lost all my DVD tapes," he took out a Pokeball, threw it to the ground and sent out a slimy little Mareep you know WHAT. "Prepare for dix, and make it..."
Jesse was dead on the shoreline to the right of him, blood seeping out of her soaking wet chest. James shed a single tear but them came more when a painful-to-look-at, spine broken and twisted, Meowth washed up face down in the salty water.
"Dick-k-kz," James looked hellbent.

Team rocket boarded dere zombie baboon and died all floatin away to the burn up yemetowr sur and they totally bsined upjust kidding idk they disappeared mysteriously.
"Arceus dammit I want my baDGE!" Gold scamd ded! Chuck washed upo on the shore. Silver ate his badge and it went into his bum wooper was running around in circles on his head around the mareep actually ampharos dick. He tried to eat but hold picked him up by hees armpits which made wooper hella mad. Nobody liked dicks more than Wooper.

Sivler grabby grab grabbed his Ampgydick and put it into his pocket without the ball cuz god knows where it was at this point. "We need to give its dick back before it dries out."
Chiodo came out of its ball and licked Silver's butt, trying to comfort him thru th epain. It wasnt an easy job taking the place of a badge case. Then silver got on him, glancing back at Bugsy, who was sound asleep.
"lets roll" red haired ginger said with shades on. "yea"