A few days had gone by and Timmy was growing more and more anxious with excitement over his new fairy baby brother or sister. Sharon had attempted to keep Timmy's mind occupied on other things beside the baby. She made Timmy go skateboarding with her, even though she hated it and was terrible at skateboarding. The Turner siblings had just gotten back from the skateboard park, without Cosmo and Wanda. "Cosmo, Wanda, we're home. Is my godbrother of sister here yet?" Timmy asked. Sharon had to cover her mouth to suppress a laugh, he clearly knew nothing about how kids were made.
Cosmo and Wanda were waiting patiently for their godchildren. But the moment they walked in the room, Cosmo vomited purple barf all over Timmy's head. "Cosmo, why did you barf all over me?" Timmy asked with a glare. Sharon wrinkled her nose at the sight of her brother covered in vomit. Cosmo and Wanda started laughing hysterically and had to grip on to each other for support. Sharon raised a skeptical eye brow at the godparents. "Hello! Having a baby here" Cosmo said pointing to her stomach.
"You're having the baby?" Timmy asked pointing at Cosmo. "Now I know there are no surprises in this world" Sharon commented, crossing her arms over her chest. "Timmy, Sharon, it's the boy fairy that has the baby" Wanda explained. "You two, we need to have a serious talk about the birds and the be-" Cosmo was cut off by Sharon. "Don't worry, Sierra beat you to it already" Sharon held up her hands. Timmy mouthed thank you to Sharon, he clearly didn't want to have to hear Cosmo's conversation.
Timmy's head was covered by another storm of vomit. "What's with all the barfing?" Timmy asked. "Cosmo's got a little morning sickness sport" Wanda said, poofing away the purple vomit. "How long does it last?" Timmy asked. "Doesn't it depend on the pregnancy?" Sharon asked. "No, for a fairy it's all the same, it lasts for three months" Wanda said. "How would you know Sharon?" Timmy asked raising an eye brow. Sharon frowned at Timmy. "When you've grown up with a woman like Sierra who brings home freaky men who use her to cheat on their pregnant wives, it's not that hard" Sharon explained, her frown never wavering."Good point, don't worry about the barfing, it'll go by quick" Cosmo said brightly. Timmy looked at his sister with a hopeful look in his blue eyes, he honestly hopes that this morning sickness wouldn't last that long.
The day began to go by slowly. Cosmo was feeling a little better and suggested that going to the town parade would be fun. Sharon; now wearing a pair of hunter green cargo pants, an olive green tank top, and black converses; Timmy, and Cosmo and Wanda (disguised as balloons) headed downtown to watch the parade. As the marching band marched through the street, having the time of their life, Cosmo barfed once again on Timmy. "Sorry Timmy" Cosmo apologized. Sighing, Wanda once again poofed the barf from Timmy's body. "Let's just go guys" Sharon suggested. Timmy nodded sadly and the four of them left the parade.
All through the day Timmy had been the target of Cosmo's barf and by the time Cosmo had thrown up on Timmy right after he had gotten out of the shower he was starting to get irritated."Has it been three months yet?" Timmy asked impatiently. "Not even close, it's been three hours" Sharon, leaning against the doorway. Timmy began to blush furiously. "Sharon, get out of here!" he yelled pulling the towel around his body tighter. "Relax bro, we're family" Sharon said with a shrug. "Get out please" Timmy practically begged. He really didn't want Sharon in the bathroom right after he had gotten out of the shower. Sharon smirked knowing that she had ticked her brother off. "Al right, alright, I'm gone" she said and left the bathroom and shut the door.
Cosmo's pregnancy was beginning to grate on Timmy's nerves, starting with Cosmo eating his vintage baseball cards, then ending with Cosmo unleashing his moody rage on Timmy and then barfing on him. Sharon felt bad for Timmy and tried to do what she could to make him happy. "Hey Timmy, I finished You and Me" Sharon said brightly. "Oh cool, can you play it?" Timmy asked his sister. "Yeah" she said taking her guitar from it's case. She drummed a couple of chords to warm up and then she began to play the intro.
What day is it
and in what month
this clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up
and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time
cause it's you and me and all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to lose
and it's you and me and all of the people
and I don't know why
I can't keep my eyes off of you
Sharon performed the beginning with perfection and began to play the middle, which was her personal favorite.
All of the things that I want to say
just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping inwards
you got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here
cause it's you and me and all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to prove
and it's you and me and all of the people
and I don't know why
I can't keep my eyes off of you
As she continued to play the rest it became more and more easier.
There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
everything she does is beautiful
everything she does is right
you and me and all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to lose
and it's you and me and all of the people
and I don't know why
I can't keep my eyes off of you
you and me and all of the people
with nothing to do
nothing to prove
and it's you and me and all of the people
and I don't know why
I can't keep my eyes off of you
what day is it
and in what month
this clock never seemed so alive
She quietly ended the song in silence and waited for an imaginary spotlight to disappear. "That was amazing Sharon" Timmy said. Sharon snapped out of her train of thought. "Thanks Timmy, it wasn't that hard to learn and it's one of my favorite songs. "You should record that, you could be bigger than Chip Skylark" Timmy complimented. "No thanks, I'm not interested" Sharon said putting her guitar back in its case. "Hey Timmy, Sharon, could you come in the bathroom!" Wanda called from Timmy's bathroom. "If it's something we have to clean up then you can forget it" Sharon said back. "Just get in here" Wanda snapped. Sharon was taken back by Wanda's anger. "Let's see what she wants" Timmy sighed and the two went to go see Wanda.
"Surprise!" an entire symphony of voices called. "What in the world is all this?" Sharon asked. A plump fairy that had teal, curly hair, teal eyes, and was wearing a tral dress came up to Timmy and Sharon. "It is officially the first baby shower in thousands of years so we want it to be extra special" the fairy said. "No offense but who are you?" Sharon asked. "Sharon, this is Mama Cosma, Cosmo's mother" Timmy said. "Hello dear" she said in a cool voice. She was obviously insulted. "I'm sorry, I'm Sharon, Timmy's adopted sister" she said with an apologetic smile. Mama Cosma's face melted into a smile. "It's quite al right, it's a pleasure to meet you" Mama Cosma said.
"Any reason why you guys had to throw the baby shower in my bathroom?" Timmy asked. "Hello! Baby. Shower. Must I draw you and picture?" Mama Cosmo asked irritated. "That and it's the most private room in the whole house. I do not want word of the baby to get out" Jorgan said. "Why not?" Sharon asked. "Because, puny girl, a fairy baby's magic is powerful and unstable and if it were to be captured and raised by an Anti-fairy or Pixie, everything would fall to destruction" Jorgan replied in his deep voice. "An anti-fairy and pixie?" Sharon asked, had forgotten that the only magical creatures that Sharon knew of were fairies. "Pixies are basically a boring version of fairies who treat magic like a business and Anti-fairies are evil versions of fairies" Timmy explained. "Interesting" Sharon said with a fascinated expression.
"Yes, and that is why we must protect the baby at all costs" Jorgan boomed and placed guarded dogs and barbed wire all around the bathroom. "Timmy, it's an ancient fairy tradition that the godchild throws the expecting fairy a shower" Wanda said. "Well, what am I supposed to do?" Timmy asked. "Nothing much" Cosmo said holding on a medium sized scroll. The scroll partially covered his severely swollen stomach. He unwound the scroll and Timmy was dismayed to see that it was very long. "Nothing much my ass" Sharon muttered. "Watch your language Sharon" Wanda snapped at the girl. "Yeah, the baby might hear" Cosmo jumped in holding his stomach. Sharon rolled her hazel eyes and began helping Timmy.
"Okay, balloons, streamers, stereo" Timmy muttered as he checked off the long list. "Don't forget the toilet paper" Sharon reminded him. "Timmy!" Cosmo called. Timmy rolled his eyes but gritted his teeth and went to see what Cosmo wanted. Cosmo was sitting on a gold throne that was installed on top of a toilet. "Yes Cosmo" Timmy said with forced politeness."I'm hungry, get me something that won't upset my stomach, like a fireball burrito" Cosmo ordered. "Cosmo, that will only upset your stomach more" Sharon pointed out. "That's what I'm craving now get me a burrito Timmy" Cosmo said. "Got it" Timmy said and ran to the snack table. "Turner, where is the music? I want to get funky" Jorgan asked. "I'll take care of the music, just get your highness his burrito" Sharon said jerking her thumb to Cosmo who was laughing at something his wife had said. Timmy nodded and grabbed the flaming hot plate of burritos.
He brought the spicy snack over to Cosmo. "Here are the burritos" Timmy said. "I don't want burritos, they make me gassy!" Cosmo screamed in rage. "Cosmo, just calm down" Sharon said placing her hands on the green haired fairy. Cosmo began to calm down immediately. "Thanks Shar, I needed that" Cosmo said relieved. "No problem, let's play games" Sharon suggested. "What games?" Timmy asked as he cleaned out his ears to see if he still had his hearing from Cosmo's temper tantrum. "It's right on the list" Mama Cosma said giving him the list. "Pin the tail on the buck toothed servant boy and the blonde sister" Timmy read from the list. "Excuse me?" Sharon asked in anger. She glared at Cosmo in anger. "This can't be good" Timmy said to himself as he saw Sharon practically heat up in anger. "Sharon, calm down" Wanda said holding Sharon back by the shoulders. Sharon buried her anger and smiled. "Fine, let the games begin" she said with a forced expression.
Cosmo was blindfolded and randomly poked fake donkey tails on to Sharon and Timmy. "That's it! I can't take anymore of the showers, the mood swings, the cravings, and the vomit!" Timmy screamed in rage and jumped off the wall. Sharon managed to get herself off the wall. "Timmy relax" she pleaded with her brother. "No, I'm sick of this whole baby wish! I wish Cosmo would just get lost!" Timmy released all the pent up energy he had been forced to store and he didn't care whose feelings got hurt. Everyone in the room gasped at what Timmy had said. "Fine, if that's how you feel than I'll take my baby and my burrito and just go" Cosmo said, hurt was written all over his face and that was the last thing that anybody had saw of him before he disappeared.
"Look what you did Timmy!" Sharon cried in anger. "Sharon's right Timmy, Cosmo's gone and he's about to have our baby" Wanda added on. "Timmy Turner, you have put the universe in grave peril. If that baby falls into the wrong hands, life as we know it will hardly exist" Jorgan said gravely. 'What have I done' Timmy thought to himself.
Author's Note: I do not own The Fairly Odd Parents or the characters, just Sharon. I also do not own You and Me by Lifehouse. Read and review.