for...reasons.
I ship them in a brother/sister relationship.
cause I find it incredibly funny for some reason.
We see Mermando Wendy and Finn right outside a fancy restraunt, they watch as Gideon and Mabel walk in together.
Finn looks to them. "I'm still confused... what am I supposed to do? and why am I in a dress?"
Mermando laughs "Ah, you see Finn,
you're going to go in there dressed as a woman."
Wendy nods "Pretend to be Gideon's fat ex girlfriend."
Finn exclaims "FAT?"
Mermando replies "And tell Mabel how he cheated on you,
and that he was a terrible boyfriend, and she needs to get out of this before it's too late."
Finn nods "I see now...
so why are you wearing that wig, tuxedo,
and why are you so tall?"
Mermando laughs "Hahahahaha,
I saw it in this 'long tan and handsome' magazine,
it was in a TV show."
Finn raises an eyebrow "Spongebob?"
Mermando scoffs "NO...
Yes.
Shut up.
JUST GET IN THERE!"
Finn sighs "Ook."
Wendy then puts on a blonde wig.
Mermando looks to her "What's that for?"
Wendy laughs "Haha,
wouldn't want her to recognize me either bruh."
Mermando raises an eyebrow "What?"
Wendy laughs "Hahahaha...
what?"
Mermando sighs "So this is why you wanted me to look so tall?...
i'm going in there as your date?"
Wendy laughs "Haha, sort of...
Look, that place in there is super fancy,
it'd be rather suspicious if you, AND your brother go in there alone,
and you wanna make sure he does this right don't ya?"
Mermando growls "Yeesss..."
Wendy grabs his arm "So come on, let's just enjoy this 'date' shall we?"
Mermando grumbles "Please do not call that...
this is to break Mabel and Gideon up..
UNDERSTAND?"
Wendy laughs "Dude, i'm 15, and you're 12, of course I understand.
If I was gonna date a 12 year old, Dipper would be my first choice."
Mermando raises an eyebrow "You mean Mabel's brother?"
Wendy blushes "Uuuuhhhhhh...
Just forget I said that.
Ok?"
Mermando laughs "Hahaha, alright."
They then walk in the restraunt together.
END OF CHAPTER