Here's the first bonus chapter. Have fun reading!
TARGET: UNKNOWN
The Straw Hat Pirates had docked at an unknown island with no inhabitants on the island. Unlike most uninhabited islands, this island seems to be more strange.
Once on land, Luffy ran off to who knows where with the kids and some stuff. The crew can already tell that Luffy and the kids are up to no good, as usual.
"Luffy, Ace, Bell-mère, where are you going?!" Nami called out to them.
"We're going to have an adventure, I'll keep the kids safe!" Luffy shouted as he and the kids were too far from the crew.
Nami shouted back, "You better or else you're gonna get it!" She's still frustrated from the prank the other day. "I guess we'll all split up, you guys know the drill."
Everyone did what they always do on islands. Sanji went to look for fruit, Usopp and Franky searched for anything they could use for supplies and things to create, Robin went out to look for any poneglyphs to decipher, Chopper gathered anything that could be used as medicine, Zoro got lost again, Jimbei's making sure there was no enemies in the water and explored some parts of the island, Brook stayed and played some music, and Nami is exploring the island to draw a map of it.
About 2 hours later...
After completing the map of the island, Nami decided to search for Luffy and their kids, making sure they do anything stupid. It didn't take Nami that long to find them sitting down on the beach.
"There you are," Nami called out to her family.
"Nami."
"Mommy!"
Ace and Bell-mère ran up to their mother to hug her. "What are you kids and your father doing on the beach?" asked Nami.
The twins held in their laughter and Luffy chuckled. Nami's confused, she doesn't know what's going on, but she can really tell they did something bad, or stupid, or both.
"Shishishi! You'll see, I think it's about time he show up any minute now," said Luffy.
"What are you talking about Luffy, and who is 'he'?" Nami asked Luffy.
In that moment, the Monkey family saw something coming from the ocean. What it is, it appears to be a spikey object.
"Luffy, what is that?" Nami is starting to fell scared just by seeing the spikey object from the sea.
"Oh, back on the other island, a scientist told us about a giant monster that rules above all other monsters." The spikey object sinked back into the sea before submerging to reveal its true form. "His name is, uh...Gopher, Ghidorah, Zilla? I can't remember, do you kids remember?"
Ace said, "It's Gojira!"
Bell-mère then said, "He's also called the King of the Monsters!"
The two siblings are very excited about the giant monster.
"It doesn't matter, let's call him by his other name, it's..." right before Luffy said the monster's name, the said monster rose from the ocean roared,"...GODZILLA!"
"Ehhhhhh?!"
"Yay! Godzilla!"
TARGET: GODZILLA
THREAT LEVEL: KING OF THE MONSTERS
"Luffy, we need to get our kids and the crew out of here!" Nami tried her best to convince her husband to leave. Everyone should know by now that nothing will convince Luffy to leave.
"But we're just about to prank Godzilla," Luffy replied back.
"Idiot! Who cares about that, it'll just make the situation worse!"
As soon as Godzilla reach the shore, he stumbled upon several strong, steeled wires and fell on his stomach. If you're wondering where Luffy got the wires, he took them from the scientist from the previous island they were on. Those wires were made to capture monsters that threaten the island, especially Godzilla.
"Dang it Luffy, take the kids and let's get out of here!" Nami tried her best not to curse in front of her children.
"Just one minute," Luffy said as he checked his pockets for the Den Den Mushi.
"Here you go Daddy," Ace and Bell-mère gave their the Den Den Mushi.
"Ah, thanks," Luffy said before calling Usopp through the Den Den Mushi. "Oi, Usopp, is the cannon ready?!"
"Yeah, but what was that sound, did you do something stupid again?" Usopp asked as he prepared the cannon.
"Oh, it's Godzilla and I want you to fire the cannon right now."
"Godzilla?!"
"Godzilla!" exclaimed Chopper
"Could you get me and Chopper an autograph from Godzilla?!" Usopp asked Luffy excitedly with stars in his eyes.
"Please, please, please!" Chopper said excitedly with stars in his eyes, too.
"Right after you shoot the cannon."
"Ok!"
Usopp and Chopper shot whatever was inside the cannon. In the meantime, Godzilla finally lifted himself off the ground and roared again.
"That's it, you're all coming with me right now!" Nami punched Luffy on the head and took him and the kids with her.
"Oh come on, Nami!" Luffy said with a pout.
"We want to see Godzilla get pranked, Mommy!" Ace and Bell-mère whined with pouts on their faces.
"I'm letting my own family get caught in dangerous situations for stupid reasons!" exclaimed an irritated Nami.
Godzilla roared again and saw where the small family were running off to. Godzilla began walking towards them until a cannonball came from the sky and hit Godzilla. The cannonball is not a real cannonball, but a metal ball that contains a mixture of paint and exploded all over Godzilla. All of a sudden, more metal, paint balls came flying in the sky and attacked the King of the Monsters, making him to slip and fall again.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Luffy, Ace, and Bell-mère laughed. Nami held in her own laughter, seeing a giant, nuclear, lizard monster fall due to a prank scheme.
17 minutes later...
"EEEEEHHHHHHHH!" said the half the crew. Only Usopp, Chopper, Ace and Bell-mère were excited and Robin kept her calm smile like she just doesn't care at all.
"Yep, that's right. Godzilla is our new nakama," Luffy said like it's no big deal.
"Luffy-kun, Godzilla is more dangerous than the marines combined together. We can't keep him," said Jimbei. "I fought him twice and I could never defeat him."
"AMAZING!" said the only childish people.
"So are you saying it's impossible to kill this thing!?" asked Zoro.
"That means he's SUPER!" Franky said while doing his pose.
"I guess Chopper will still be our emergency ration," Sanji muttered while smoking.
"We can't keep him Luffy, Godzilla is too dangerous!" Nami told Luffy.
Luffy began complaining, "Ah come on Nami, don't you see he's happy?"
Godzilla doesn't look happy.
Nami facepalmed and sighed, "He's not happy, he's not showing off any emotion but anger.
"Oi! Don't say stuff like that, you will make him sad."
Godzilla doesn't look sad.
"Holy crap, the marines are here!" Usopp shouted when he noticed several marine ships afar.
On one of the marine ships is Fleet Admiral Akainu. Luffy can feel a little bit anger surging through him.
"Pirate King, surrender now or we will use force!" Akainu shouted from afar.
"We need to get out of here. Franky, prepare the Coup de Burst!" commanded Nami.
"Ow! Roger that, Nami sis," said Franky.
All of a sudden, Godzilla roared in anger. Luffy says, "Oh great, now you made him angry!"
Godzilla does look angry becuase he is angry all the time.
The Straw Hats saw Godzilla's spike glowing blue. Brook says, "What is Godzilla doing?"
One on the marines said, "What is that giant, lizard monster? What is it doing?"
"Careful, this monster seems different compared to Sea Kings!" said Smoker.
"What do you mean, Smoker-san?" asked Tashigi.
"What is that over-sized lizard doing?" Akainu turned most of his body into lava so he could launch himself at Godzilla.
At that moment, Godzilla used his atomic breath and blasted all the marine ships. He only destroyed the ships and didn't kill a single human.
"AWESOME!" exclaimed Luffy, Usopp, Choper, Ace, and Bell-mère before they all passed out in excitement.
"Ow! That was SUPER!" said Franky.
"Yohohoho! That was amazing!" said Brook.
"DAAAAAAAAAMN!" exclaimed a surprise Sanji.
"Nice!" Zoro said before getting knocked down by something, or someone, from the sky.
"That was awesome," Nami couldn't help but say it.
"Unbelievable," Jimbei was shocked.
"Interesting," Robin said calmly.
There was nothing but a pile of broken and burnt wood. Luckily for the marines, they still have spare boats. Several marine soldiers wore shocked and afraid of the nuclear dinosaur.
"That thing nearly killed us!"
"There's no hope for us now!"
"We're all gonna die!"
"I just wanna go home!"
Most of the marines gave up.
"Mugiwara, I won't let you get away with it!" Akainu yelled as he shot a giant, magma fist at Godzilla.
That magma fist didn't do shit to Godzilla.
"That's impossible."
"Not even the Fleet Admiral's strongest attack can kill that monster!"
"It didn't even hurt him, not even a scar!"
"Shishishi! Alright then, let's get outta here, mateys!" Luffy said as the Satrw Hats and Godzilla left the island.
"I'll kill you, Mugiwara!" said Akainu.
"Damn that Mugiwara and that lizard," Smoker cursed before noticing someone was missing. "Where the hell is Tashigi?"
~Somewhere on the Thousand Sunny~
"What the hell are you doing?!" Zoro questioned the marine chick in front of him.
"I was sent flying from the explosion, no thanks to that giant dinosaur!" Tashigi argued back. "And I saw that smirk on your face when 'it' blasted the ship!"
"Oi! How was I suppose to know you were there?! And by the way, the dinosaur is a 'he' and his name is Godzilla!" yelled Zoro.
"It doesn't matter right now, I need to get off this ship before they'll notice I'm gone!" Tashigi said before she could sneak off Sunny.
"Oi, wait!" Zoro grabbed her hand. "How is she?"
Tashigi stopped and said, "She is doing fine, she just misses her father, that's all."
"When you see Kuina, tell her I'll come by and visit," said Zoro with a smile.
"That's if you don't get lost," Tashigi turned to face Zoro as she teases him.
"Oi! What's that suppose to mean?!"
Tashigi held in her laughter and told him, "Nothing, I'll tell our little girl about you."
"Thanks, be careful not get caught."
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
"This."
Tashigi kissed Zoro. The next few minutes became a make out session until a bucket of paint poured all over them. The coupled broke away from each other and saw a quick flash of light. The flash of light indicates that someone took a picture of them.
"Kyaaaaah!" screamed Tashigi.
"Oi! What the hell!?" shouted Zoro.
"I told you they were in here," said Luffy.
"I can see that, Luffy. So Zoro, care to explain?" Nami said with a sly smirk.
"Damn witch, get outta here!"
Usopp came out of nowhere and asked, "Oi, What's going on?"
"Oh, we just Zoro and the marine girl were kissing each other," Luffy said it's not a big deal.
"Oh, so you guys already found out about them?"
"Wait a minute, you already knew this, Usopp?" asked Nami.
"About 6 years now," Usopp said.
"Will you guys shut up and get out?!" shouted Zoro.
"This is embarassing," said Tashigi.
"So are you going to tell us, Zoro?" Nami still has that smirk on her face.
"I'll tell you when we drop off Tashigi on the island."
"So that's her name, then who's Kuina?"
"Our daughter," Tashigi answered Nami's question.
"Eh?"
"I'll tell you all about it later after we drop her off, and I kill Luffy for this prank!" Zoro said before pulling his swords out.
In the evening...
After successfully dropping off Tashigi on the island and not getting caught by the marines, the Straw Hats left the island and Godzilla destroyed King Ghidorah again. Zoro kept his word and told everyone his secret.
"So you were drunk before the two of you 'did it'?" Nami questioned Zoro as she was talking about him and Tashigi.
"Yeah, but I had some feelings growing for her. I regretted it at first, but not anymore because I'm a father now. I love her and our daughter, no matter what happens, I won't let anyone hurt them!" said Zoro with his true feelings.
"Such a touching story, I'm crying from my eyes!" sobbed Brook. "Ah, but I don't have eyes. Yohohoho!"
"That was a touching love story, Zoro bro!" also sobbed Franky. "I'm not crying at all!"
"So that's how Zoro feels," said Chopper.
"Curse that damn marimo, he gets lucky with Tashigi-chan," Sanji the ground in disappointment and shame.
Godzilla roared before diving underwater to swim.
"I wonder if we'll meet your daughter, Ace and Bell-mère do need a new friend to play with," said Nami.
"We can bring her with us to join our crew," said Luffy.
"HELL NO!" shouted Zoro.
"Why not?"
"I don't want to risk my daughter becoming a pirate!"
"But Nami said Ace and Bell-mère need a friend to play with."
"The answer is no!"
"Fine."
You guys know this won't stop Luffy.
TARGET: ZORO
THREAT LEVEL: 4.5
TO BE CONTINUED
Sometimes I get a little sidetracked. Whenever something new comes into mind, sometimes I just want to add it to what I have in here. Next chapter is coming. I hope you enjoy!
