Will you just come out?! Oh, hey people! I didn't know you were already here… I'm trying to get Hinata out of the bathroom. She's pretty embarrassed. And she just won't come out.

Hinata: I-I-I'm h-h-here n-now.
Me: Great! Now, please do the;

Disclaimer (Hinata): G-gaaras D-devil d-d-does n-not own the N-Naruto (massive blushing) ch-characters. T-they b-belong to Ma-Masashi K-K-Kishimoto.

Claimer: S-she d-d-does own L-Lucia, Mai, Ch-Chieko, A-A-Asuka a-and D-Danika, and t-this s-s-story.

Me: Thank you, Hinata! Now go and brag a bit :D

Chapter 10: Poor, funny Fish-boy

"Do you know where they are?" Konan asked Lucia as they walked out of the tent a little late. The rain had stopped, but it was too dark for the two leftovers to find them. "No, but I'm sure they will be fine," Lucia said.

"You do know about the bear, right?" Konan asked in a worried tone. "No, duh! But no bear with a mind would go anywhere near Mai," Lucia said, and Konan frowned. "Seriously, Konan. What are the chances? Deidara isn't as stupid as to walk that path, is he?" she asked, and Konan nodded.

"You're right," she said. "Oh, I was just kidding. It wouldn't surprise me if neither of the two knew about the bear," Lucia said and Konan narrowed her eyes before they got worried again. "How can you not worry?" "Because we're talking about Mai. My BFF. There is no way she'd let herself get killed by a bear," Lucia explained, and Konan nodded slowly. "Really," Lucia added, and then walked over to the fire where no one was sitting anymore.

She put on some more wood when she heard something and turned quickly. She saw a tall shadow leave the camp, and she followed, knowing who it was. "OI!" she yelled as she saw him clearer. Kisame turned and smiled his fishy fish-smile. "Lu," he said.

"What are you doing here, walking all on your own?" Lucia asked, and Kisame raised an eyebrow. "I'm getting more wood," he said. "Oh. Oh! Right. Well, do you want me to help you?" Lucia asked. "Sure, if you don't mind," he said and Lucia sped up and reached his side.

They walked a bit chit-chatting, but Lucia turned more serious for every step she took. "You like her, don't you?" she asked, and Kisame stopped abruptly. "What … what are you talking about?" he asked. "You seriously wanna play dumb with me?" Lucia asked, and Kisame shook his head, laughing. "Heh, I guess you're right," he said.

"In which case?" Lucia nagged. "Both," he said. "We are talking about Danika, right?" Lucia asked, and the tall one nodded. "Okay, well then; she is really weird, very funny and has her own taste. Oh! And very independent as well. Never forget that," Lucia said and Kisame smiled.

"But it's hard to get a girlfriend when you look like this," Kisame said quietly, and Lucia nodded. "Yeah, you are pretty scary," she said and snickered. "I'm not talking … well that too. But I'm thinking more about my skin-color, my shark-like expressions, and stuff like that," he said seriously. Lucia looked up at him. "Don't judge a book by its color. You're almost never right," she said,

"And you are the most hilarious, coolest, weirdest and the most spectacular guy I've ever met, and if Danika cannot see that, she's the one with a problem. But before you judge, give her some time. I have a feeling that it will work out perfectly," Lucia said and Kisame visibly brightened. Then they walked back to the camp with stacks of wood.

Kisame: I didn't know you could be so (sniff) deep.
Me: Aw, thanks Kisame! That's so nice of you!
Mai: Why are you nice to him, and not to us?
Me: Because he is nice.
Mai: And I'm not?
Me: Jackpot :D
Mai: Bitch.
Kisame: She is not a bitch. She is rather nice. (leaves)
Mai: You got him around your little finger.
Me: I know! So review, people! Tell me what you like, and what you think should be in it. Well, my story is already done, but if you hurry up, maybe I can add something before the entire story is out on FanFiction.