Time for my first Top 20 list that I've been planning for a while now. Enjoy the first part.

Top 20 most annoying characters of Media part 1

DJ sighs as he sat on his desk, rubbing his temples. He then says, "Listen guys, I know you've seen me do movies or things that are technically got good reviews or pretty good in general. But since I want a small change of pace, here's something I thought of."

"So, I went looking through Youtube recently and I noticed something; they always have a list of characters that annoy them. Be it video games…"

(Duck Hunt Dog laughing)

(Navi: HEY! LISTEN!)

(Sonic: You're to slow!)

"…Anime…"

(Naruto: BELIEVE IT!)

(Oolong turning into random objects)

"Or just regular American cartoons…"

(Link: Hey, EXCUSE ME Princess)

(Scrappy Doo: Puppy Power!)

"Any character can have something annoying about them, so I decided to make a top 20 list of characters I find annoying, since a top 11 won't be enough for all of them."

(Shows different scenes from different shows as the title of the count-down is shown)

Number 20: Clippy (Microsoft)

"I bet you all knew I was gonna start with this little annoying piece of metal." DJ said with annoyance. "Clippy the paperclip is one of the Microsoft Assistants that you can download onto your Microsoft Word."

"What makes him annoying you may ask?" DJ asked. He then says "For one, he never shuts up about something when you need something, and then does this."

(Clippy: Need any assistance?)

"Seriously, the idea was good, since they got other Microsoft Assistants like a robot or a professor. But a paperclip…that's just stupid. Even Drawn Together, a show I barely even like, makes fun of this guy."

(Clippy (On Drawn Together): You writing a suicide note? You need any assistance? Don't add anything like 'good bye cruel world' or something like that. (Sees Waldoor hanged) Hey buddy…you don't look so good)

DJ shrugs and says "AT least there's one good thing about Clippy's annoyance; you can replace him with someone else or just hide him so he'll stop bugging you."

Number 19: Sakura Haruno (Naruto)

(Shows pictures of Sakura in action)

"Man I can feel a lot of angry Sakura fans right now." DJ sighs as he barricades the doors and windows. "And before you all say anything, every other person who isn't a fan of her can admit she's annoying!"

"I mean, dude, she's a fan girl who couldn't even fight." DJ explains. "And also the fact that she only knows how to fight thanks to one of the coolest characters of the show giving her pointers."

"Plus, there isn't really anything interesting about her." DJ explains. "I mean, come on, she has no experience like the ones Naruto or any of the other characters. I mean, come on she doesn't have a interesting back story, so she can come off as annoying since she has no way of knowing what they are like."

"But admitting there is one cool thing about her…"

(Inner Sakura: CHA!)

"Yep, Inner Sakura. The Darkside of Sakura's overly-perfect personality." DJ sighed a bit. "To bad in the run of the series that part of her went away."

"But another thing is that she is very annoying in earlier parts of the series…"

(Sakura: SASUKE-KUN!)

DJ growled and says "And later in Shippuden."

(Shows Sakura in the Manga gassing Rock Lee, Kiba and Sai's clone)

"See?" asked DJ plainly. "Sakura is a lady that I swear I can't trust, since a few chapters after Hinata's confession, Sakura tried to trick Naruto the same way. But sadly it didn't work that well, since he knows Sakura."

"Sakura, the one character the show can live without." DJ said plainly.

(Nostalgia Critic: It's like a world without Bean-Bag chairs; some would notice, but not a whole lot)

Number 18: Navi (Legend of Zelda)

(Shows the Ocarina of Time poster)

"Ah yes, we all love this game, right? But the Zelda series has a bunch of weird and annoying characters, right?" asked DJ. "But we're going to talk about…"

(Navi: Hey listen!)

"Yep, that one." DJ sighs. "Navi is some sort of blue pixie-"

(Pixies from Fairly Odd Parents: We're Pixies, we're Pixies)

"Not those ones!" DJ said in annoyance. "Navi is part of a species of Fairies that exist in the Zelda universe." DJ explains. "But she's very annoying. Always screaming at the top of her lungs…"

(Navi: Hey! Listen!)

"Yeah, that. Even though there are other characters that could take this spot, I'm choosing Navi because you had to stay with her through out the whole game!" DJ nearly yelled this part out. He then relaxes and says "Moving on…"

Number 17: Hank Hill (King of the Hill)

(Shows pictures of Hank Hill)

DJ sighs and asks, "Do I even need to tell you why I hate this guy? He is the most boring character on his show! The other characters, besides his wife and that one dude that worked in the Mega-Low Mart, were interesting. All Hank does is…"

(Hank: Sell Propane and Propane accessories.)

DJ then looked confused and asks "Propane accessories? What the hell are those?" He sighs and gets out a phone call and calls Hank. "Hey Hill, I got a question for ya!"

Hank, on the other end, says "who is this?"

"I'm ShadowDJ, and what the hell are Propane accessories? That doesn't even make sense! Propane is something I can get at a local gas station." DJ said plainly.

"I don't think this has occurred to you yet," Hank said with an irritated tone, "But have you considered that it was a JOKE?"

"I never took you one for a comedian." DJ said in annoyance. "You treat that mutt as a child and treat your son like he's a freak! What, because he acts the way he does, he 'isn't right' as you call it? Some father you turned out to be."

"How'd you get this number?" Hank demanded as DJ rolled his eyes.

"Uh...Phone book?" asked DJ, as he gets one up. "Seriously, it's kind of easy to get one from your town."

"What is this?" asked Hank, as

"I'm just saying the faults you got. Plus your show would be a lot better if you got some personality." DJ said plainly. "Seriously, the dog has more personality then you do and Lady Bird can't even talk!" DJ just hangs up, and takes some deep breaths.

(Theme from Mystery Science Theater 3000:Just repeat to yourself,

"It's just a show, I should really just relax.")

Number 16: Pinter (Planet Sheen)

(Shows images of Planet Sheen so far)

"For those that hasn't seen this spin-off of Jimmy Neutron, Planet Sheen is all about Sheen going to another planet." DJ explains. "Characters next to Sheen include Nesmith, a monkey who can speak English."

(Nesmith: I'm a Chimp)

"What ever. A Carl-like slug named Doppy or 'Dopptralalalay" as it's spelled. And there's also this yodeling Na'vi named Aseffa, along with Princess Oom, her father the Emperor and Dorkus."

"But the one character that's more annoying then Oom."

(Oom: (with strange-sounding voice) I love you! (Does a stupid laugh))

DJ growls and says, "That honor goes to Pinter, Dorkus's sidekick."

(Pinter: good answer!)

"Shut. Up." DJ said plainly. "Out of all the Jimmy Neutron universe's villains and characters, Pinter has the record of being annoying. He's like a mix between Iago from Aladdin and Navi."

(Pinter: Quite right sir, quite right)

"Didn't I say to shut up?" DJ asked in annoyance. "But you know what's sad? He is voiced by writer of the Night at the Museum himself, Thomas Lennon. Talk aobut low."

DJ then says "This little yes-man is something I wish will get crushed one day soon."

Number 15: Dr. Freeze from Batman and Robin

(Mr. Freeze: Lets kick some ice!)

"Need I say more? That pretty much sums it up." DJ asked plainly. He then says, "Lets move on."

Number 14: High Roller (Hero 108)

"Ah yes, High Roller. This is what I call a bad guy gone wrong." DJ said plainly. "From what I read, High Roller used to be a court jester. Remind you of anyone?"

(Stitches: (Getting hurt by Royal Pain) Uncle, uncle, uncle!)

"But not like Stitches, because he was funny. High Roller, voiced by Brian Drummond, is very annoying. The guy also voices one of the other Zebras, Sparky White, and also Big Green's Jumpy Ghostface and all three Sailor Brothers. So many characters, so little time huh?"

"Anyway, after getting hit with some lightning…"

(Shows a picture of the Flash)

"NOT LIKE THE FLASH!" DJ yelled in annoyance. "Apparently the shock caused him to go all Dr. Dolittle, so he now can talks to animals. And want to know how he got them to his side?"

(Parrot King: He gave us Candy.)

DJ looked confused and asks "Candy, really?" He then asks "Why would candy make them turn evil? Apetrully is willing to give away GOLD for peace!"

"Anyway, unlike most villains that will appear on this list, but High Roller is a good villain. No matter how annoying he is, he can be evil sometimes, heck, he is even matched in skill as Lin Chung, the best warrior in this universe."

DJ sighs and says, "So…High Roller is the unlikely bad guy with the annoying voice."

Number 13: a tie between Luke Castlean (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) and Draco Malfoy

(Shows pictures of both characters from the movies)

"I'm guessing you're all wondering this; 'why are they tied and why they're at number 13'? I'll say this." DJ explains. "The two are exactly the same; the blonde guy who turns over to the Darkside for no good reason. That seems…familiar?"

(A picture of Anakin Skywalker comes up)

DJ just shrugs and says, "I'll start by explaining about Malfoy. He was a no-good brat in the beginning, but by number 2 of the movies and books, he went a little to far…"

(Malfoy: (glaring at Hermione after insulting his Quittch skills) No one asked for your opinion, you filthy little mudblood.)

DJ then says "Racism!" as he pulled an alarm.

(It shows Malfoy with words like 'Racist jerk', 'this is a kid's movie', 'Jerk-Blood', and 'There are only mankind, no races' floating around Malfoy's picture)

"But as the series goes on, I did like Hermione giving him what was coming to him."

(Shows the Buckbeak scene)

(Malfoy: Come to see the show?

Hermione: (angry) you…foul evil little cockroach! (Aims wand at him))

"Blow him to dust, Hermione!" DJ cheered.

(Ron: Hermione, no! He's not worth it.)

"Thanks for that one, Ron." DJ said plainly.

(Hermione then lowers her wand, as Malfoy laughs. But then Hermione punches him square in the face.)

(Voice over for that scene: Falcon punch!)

DJ cringed and says "That's gonna hurt." He looks around and asks, "Can you do it again."

(Shows the scene again)

DJ chuckles and says, "I can watch this all day."

(Shows it again and again)

DJ nods and says "Good show, Hermione, good show."

(Hermione: That felt good.

Ron: Not just good. Brilliant (Hermione smiled at this))

DJ then waves a "Ron/Hermione" flag, as he throws it behind him. "Anyway…lets go to Luke, shall we? He's the son of Hermes, the god of messengers and thieves."

(The 40 thieves: Welcome to the Fort-)

DJ shoves that scene away, yelling "NOT THOSE CLOWNS!" as a crashing sound is heard. "Anyway, Luke tricked Percy and his friends, and then did the worst thing he can do; he joined the TITANS!"

(Titans (from Hercules and Xena): We're the titans
We rule the day)

DJ then shoves that scene away and says "not THOSE Titans!" He sighs and says "Anyway, through the whole series Luke has been trying to destroy Camp Half-Blood, but I won't spoil the last book for anyone."

He picks up said book, The Last Olympian. "How about we move on before I do a spoiler, alright?" he throws the book over his shoulder, as it lands in front of the bookcase.

Number 12: Chris (Total Drama series)

"We all remember this jerk, right?" asked DJ, annoyed. "This guy is a wanna-be actor who only cares for himself. Plus he is endangering the lives of a bunch of kids. Because…"

(Chris: Think of the ratings)

DJ growls a bit in annoyance. "But if that isn't enough, looking at his show it's pretty surprising he doesn't get a lawsuit. Heck, my boss, DarkPaladinmon, hated this guy. Here's what he said in his TDI review."

(Shows that scene from the Digital Critic)

"First let's talk about our host, Chris McLean who if you've noticed bears a comical resemblance to Jeff Probst; host of the American version of Survivor." DP started, "He's this so called famous celebrity who's been the host of numerous fake shows and events and his own movies; well maybe just one, and it was a badminton movie which you don't see a whole lot of. Anyway he can be classified as unabashedly sarcastic, egotistical, and a self-admitted sadist who cares nothing for the safety of the contestants unless it'll lead him to court."

(End of scene)

DJ nods and says, "See? Even a guy who likes the series hates him. So…that sums up Chris, so might as well move onto number 11."

Number 11: Squidward Tentacles

(Pictures of Squidward in action are shown)

"Ah yes, Squidward." DJ sighs, as he continues. "We all know who this squid is, right folks? He's the nasty next-door neighbor of Spongebob. And this is what we get out of him."

(Shows Squidward playing his clarinet, badly)

DJ covered his ears as he says "It's like cat claws on a chalkboard!" He stops the music and says "Anyway, if that isn't bad enough, he literally HATES Spongebob. But why?"

(Nostalgia Critic: (in deep, dramatic tone) NOBODY KNOWS!)

DJ nods and says, "He also loves the idea of Spongebob going missing in the Whobob Whatpants special."

(Squidward: (after finding out that Spongebob left) If I knew that would be the last time I would see Spongebob I would've slammed the door harder! (laughs as everyone of Spongebob's friends cried))

"WHAT! A! JERK! And if that wasn't bad enough, look what he does to a tracker that would help find him!"

(Squidward: (After destroying the tracker) Whoops…I broke it)

DJ growled in annoyance and asks "Anyone else up for Calamari?" Gets out scythe. "Sorry, but I got to end right now. But stay tuned for part 2."

He gets up and says "I'm the Demon Critic, I do the reviews so you know what to look out for." He then leaves at this. Suddenly screaming from Squidward is heard in the background.

Ronny the Rodent, hearing this, gets in front of the camera and says "Goodnight everybody!" and turns off the camera.

End of Part 1

Please stay tuned for Part 2 of this top 20 list. And please Read, Review and Suggest away!