A/N: Okay, Okay. We know the updates are infrequent and random, and our sorry excuse is school. We only meet on weekends and these take time to write successfully! So sorry to all readers, you'll have to bear with us now. Love you all .x
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Emmett Rings Edward:
Edward: Hello?
Emmett: Uh…Edward…
Edward: What Emmet?
Emmett: You know me and Rose…
Edward: Unfortunately.
Emmett: Well we-, we kind of…'broke the house'.
Edward: What! That's the third time this week!
Emmett: I know I know but dude, seriously, you should've seen Rose! She just came up to me and grab-.
Edward: Ew! Just shut up Em. TMI!
Emmett: Two secs bro, I think Judith is home.
Rose: With a friend…?
*Enter Judith and 'Hooker Hen'*
Judith: Yo yo yo bitches. Where my crib?
Edward: They broke our 'crib' .
Hooker Hen/Audrey: OMG, you lied to me Joe!
Rose: Joe? Don't you mean Judith?
*Audrey gasps and bitch slaps Judith.*
Judith: Baby wait, I can explain!
*Pancake and Flapjack (otherwise known as the creators) enter*
Pancake: Hold it riiiight there mister!
Flapjack: *In tears* Judith. I cannot believe this. This is not the way we raised you young man.
Jake: cough- don't you mean woman?- cough.
Judith: Excuuuuuuuuuse me?!
Pancake: Oh boy, your in for it now…
Judith: Did you just call me a woman asswipe!?
Jacob: Technically, yes.
Judith: Ah hell no! Hold my shit!
*Judith squares up to Jake*
Rose: Something is very wrong here…
Flapjack: Enough. You! Home! Now!
Pancake: Calm down now hunny-bun.
Edward: I see who is the mother and who is the father in this relationship.
Pancake: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me!?
Flapjack: *Yelling* PANCAKE!
Pancake: Coming!
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A/N: LOL! And remember, like Flapjack says, green is an extremely motivational colour ;)