"Italy wha-" You smelled pasta boiling in water with some spices.

"I'm making you, my pretty lady, some pasta!"

"Th-thanks...I just ate but a small bowl won't be too bad." You sat at the table and put your head in your hands.

"What have I gotten myself into with these men?"

"PASTA'S DONE!" The thin Italian raced out of the kitchen and set two bowls onto the table.

"Let's eat!" He exclaimed while taking a bite.

"Very good Italy!" You died of tastiness. Almost as good as 'awesome eggs'.

"When are you and doitsu getting married?"

"Who? What?" Confusion.

"The tall blonde buff guy!"

"Ahhhhh Ludwig? We aren't getting married."

"He loves you a lot. And you seem to like him."

"No. I love..." Hesitation, "Gilbert. I love Gil." You smiled half-assed and took another bite of pasta.

"But why not doitsu! He's awesome!"

"If he's so great why don't you marry him?" You raised an eyebrow wondering which team Italy played for.

"GOOD IDEA! DOITSU! LET'S GET MARRIED!" Italy raced upstairs. You could hear the whole conversation.

"ITALY! WE CAN'T GET MARRIED!" Ludwig shouted in frustration

"BUT! I LOVE YOU!"

"Really?" Ludwig got quiet.

"OF COURSE I DO!"

"YOU LOVE ME PLATONICALLY!"

"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS! YAHOOOO! OH WELL!" Italy raced back downstairs.

"I take it you guys aren't getting married?" You chomped a final bite of pasta.

"No. He loves you too much."

"Damn he needs to stop." You looked at the wall as if to ask it for help.

"Why don't you date him?" Italy was a questioner. That's for sure.

"Because I already did and I fell in love with his brother." You were so sharp with words but Italy is oblivious.

"But doitsu is great! Why can't you love him?"

"Why was Italy so eager?"

"Italy, I love his brother. Thank you for the pasta. I'm going for a walk. Gil is going with me, he asked me earlier. Don't rape Ludwig."

"Veeeee~! Alone time with doitsu!" Italy squealed with excitement.

"GIL! WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK!"

"LET ME PUT MY AWESOME SHOES ON!"

He ran downstairs and looked...good. Blue jeans with a red hoodie on. He tossed another hoodie at you.

"You'll need it." You pulled it over your head to avoid carrying it.

It smelled like him. Delicious. He took your hand and led you out the door quickly.

"Why the hurry?"

"I don't want Ludwig to hear us go because then he'll want to go."

"Gil?" You looked at his recently licked lips.

"You want me to kiss you huh?" He put up his hood to look cool even though it was warm out.

"Yes."

You leaned up and he cupped your face while grazing his tongue over your smooth lips. He forced entry and massaged your tongue with his, exploring new territories. But then he stopped and pulled your hand.

"Come on!" He started running for what felt like forever.

"I want to show you something."

He pulled your hand into a forest. A different one than the dog park. The one from hide and go seek. Except it was a back path.

"I promise it's awesome."

"Gil slow down!"

"Gilbert the awesome never slows down!" He laughed as he pulled your probably dislocated hand through a path he had clearly beaten down. You closed your eyes and ran until he stopped.

"Look!" He pointed to a waterfall with a small lake underneath.

"I brought bathing suits."

"Gil! It's beautiful!"

"Just like you. Now put this on!" He shoved a one piece bathing suit into your hands.

He pulled off his pants to wear his swim trunks underneath making you blush. But you blushed like mad when he revealed his abs that glistened with a bit of sweat. He ran and jumped into the water. In order to not have a nosebleed from his hotness, you went behind a rock and cautiously changed. Nervous, you stepped out but then got ballsy and jumped into the cool refreshing water. You opened your eyes under water to see a red blur. Gil's swim trunks were in front of you. Your face basically in his package. He pulled you out of the water by arms and smirked, kissing you before dropping you.

"Someone seemed to want to get to my vital regions oi?"

"N-no! Ewww gross!"

"MY VITAL REGIONS AREN'T GROSS!" He kicked water at you and laughed.

"SHUT UP GIL! YOU'RE PROBABLY SMALLER THAN YOUR BROTHER!" You put your hands on your hips chuckling.

"I'm older and bigger." He was stern but was holding back laughter.

"But your brother is so buff and manly."

"Oh really?" He did it.

He pulled down his trunks letting fresh water breeze over where the sun should never shine.

"GIL PUT THAT AWAY!"

"NOT UNTIL YOU LOOK!" He demanded

"NEVER!" You jumped out of the water and hid behind a rock until you heard him say,

"Sorry Cici. I won't do that again."

"Gil? Is that you?" It didn't sound like something he would say.

"Of course it's the awesome me!"

"Well I accept your apology."

"Did you...see his?" Gil looked nervous.

"No! He never showed me." You said in a mocking funny voice.

"I'm surprised he didn't. He's such a horn dog when you're not around. LIKE ME!" He chuckled and dove under water for a second.

"What do you mean Gil?"

"You know what BDSM is?"

"No...do I want to know?"

"Well if you want to be with him, you'll have to know. I like it but not as much as West does."

"It's sexual right?"

"It's raunchy painful slightly humiliating sex. But it's awesome sex. The awesome me would know. West practically dreams of it."

You thought about handcuffs and whips and shook your head in fear.

"I didn't need to know that Gil. NEW TOPIC! I'm cold!" You shivered and he smiled lightly.

"Here!" He came up behind you and cuddled you in his arms while floating in the water for what felt like eternity.

"Let's go home. Ludwig is probably worried."

"Ja. Let's go." You guys put your clothes back on and started to walk back hand in hand.