Mokie: Chapter ten! Yay! We made it! I don't know about you guys, but I enjoyed that food fight! Tea, of all people… Well lets continue with the story. Disclaimer Imay!
Imay: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any songs that are used within this fanfic.
"Do we have to Miss Sennen?" Malik wined to Yami's mother. She was having all of the boys clean her house. The price to pay for her not telling the other parents.
"Yes. Ok, so Seto, you're going to be helping me unpack stuff. Jounouchi, right?" he nodded, "Ok, well you're going to go downstairs in the basement and wipe all the dusk off of dust," she walked into the kitchen with the five teenagers following her, "Malik. You're going to be in here washing dishes, mopping the floor, and putting away dishes Seto gives to you," she turned to Yami and Yugi, "You two are going to be upstairs just cleaning. Laundry, vacuuming, etc," she looked to the clock. Almost 7:30, "An hour and a half. Let's go,"
All six of them dispersed to their assigned locations. Yami and Yugi went up to the house office to start, "A bird!" Yugi ran to the far left corner of the room. There was large green macaw in a huge cage.
"That's Marley, my mom's bird," Yami opened a door to the cage and held his hand next to Marley. Said bird climb on it and Yami cautiously pulled him out of the cage. He held his hand next to Yugi's shoulder, but the bird flew up to the top of Yugi's head.
"He likes you. Wanna take him with you, he annoys me in the middle of the night,"
Yugi's face brightened up and he held him hand up to the bird and Marley climbed on it. Yugi lowered his hand to the front of his face, "Polly want an afterlife!" Yami gave him a questioning look, "You don't give me animals to take care of. My goldfish don't last more than sixteen hours. I counted,"
"Oh, then give him back," He held out his arm for the bird then he lifted it back up to Yugi's head. It sat comfortably from the thick tri-colored hair, "It's cute,"
"Can I go show Malik?" his eyes wide with please.
"Malik want an afterlife?" it came from the bird. It took words Yugi said and twisted them into his own.
"Oh, you have to show him that," Yami told him. Yugi left the room careful to not hurt Marley. Yami heard Malik a few seconds later.
"Holy crap! A bird!" Malik yelled.
"Check this out. Ok watch. Malik…" Yugi started for Marley.
"Malik want an afterlife!" Marley finished.
"No I don't!" Malik answered him.
"Hey Marley, wanna hear about Yugi?" Marley said. Repeating what Yami had asked over the weekend. When Yami heard the macaw say that, Yami ran down the stairs.
"Ok, Marley. I think it's time for you to go back into your cage," Yami took the green bird from the top of Yugi's head, "Come on, Yugi," the three went back up the stairs and Marley went back into his cage.
"You can sit on the chair while I clean up," Yami told Yugi. Yugi sat down on the chair sighed.
"Why can't I have Marley?" he wined. Yami rolled his eyes and took out Marley again. He whispered something to the bird and it took off and landed in Yugi's lap.
"Sing," the bird told him.
Yugi laughed, "What song?" he asked Marley. When he didn't get any response from him, he looked to Yami, "Well?"
"Like a Boss," he requested.
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"You don't know Like a Boss?"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh my god," Yami left the room and returned with his music player and a cord. He hooked it to the computer and began to play the song.
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No doubt
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!
"What the crap was that?"
"Like a boss. What did you think?"
"All that happened was them saying 'like a boss' a million times,"
Jounouchi then ran into the room, "LIKE A BOSS!" Yugi threw his hands in the air with frustration.
Malik followed after him, "Promote synergy!"
Seto after him, "Buy a gun, in my mouth!"
"Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it… shit!" Miss Sennen came after Seto. All of them but Yugi burst out laughing.
"I don't find it amusing,"
"Oh well, to bad. Who wants ice cream?" Miss Sennen asked them all.
"This is bad punishment," Malik whispered to himself but she and everyone else heard it.
"But… I… uh… I WANT ICE CREAM!" she left the room and headed downstairs and everyone else returned to their jobs for the rest of the hour.