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*Three weeks earlier...
"Now what business would you want with me, exactly?", Itachi responded, piercing through the darkness of the night. The shinobi that was currently riding the white, deformed bird abstract thing, seemed to be in long thought.
"Well it's actually not my business, to tell the truth I could careless. Un.", the blond shinobi replied. Itachi tensed preparing for an attack, and if it came down to it he'd just catch the obvious Akatsuki member in the Tsukuyomi.
"It's more like the Akatsuki is interested in you..",
Now Itachi raised his brows at this.
"Being a slave to a village such as this..Doesn't seem suitable for a Shinobi such as yourself...You could complete so much more with us...Just take this into consideration...",
Itachi heard enough.
In that instant Kunai and sheriken were released and thrown at the criminal shinobi.
"See Itachi, everything always works out in our favor!", Itachi gazed down at his beloved village from the Hokage monument. The warm early morning air breezed past the two Anbu members. This whole entire village was the pride of the whole shinobi world. A super power if you would and statistics prove that the leaf village produces the most powerful, and effective shinobis. Shisui and Itachi would be examples...
"Hn.",
"We totally fucked up that nice little nightclub... And we just left those girls with the mess.", Shisui, swung his arms up happily before placing them behind his head. "And no one would expect that Itachi Uchiha, the stoic always prompt and impassive Anbu captain would ever even step foot in a nightclub.", Shisui laid back on one of the many stray rocks.
"And not to mention you completely avoided Fugaku, without any intervention of the village affairs.", his eyes were full of much glee, despite the fact that he probably should go see a medic, on account of the damage to his ribs.
"You're such a genius baby-cousin.",
Itachi glared at the elder Uchiha, frustration obviously in said eyes.
"*cough* Any ways... we have two hours to prepare for out mission briefing, soo... I'm guessing you're ganna sneak into your house to retrieve your Anbu gear?",
Itachi nodded...
*An hour later
Yep...
Sakura was infuriated, more of which than when he IDIOTIC teammates had so vulgarly left her, while then went on a nice, 'dangerous' mission. Currently the pinet and Ino were both taking the full blame for the actions from earlier. And apparently there would be dire consequences. They stood in said Golden haired Hokage's offices, where she didn't seem to copacetic. But not exactly angry either...
The two ASSHOLE Uchihas had left just seconds before the Anbu squad had arrived... Of course, leaving Ino and Sakura with the mess of the nightclub, though they had contributed to some of the mess...-Though Sakura did most-.
The Anbu squad hadn't detected Itachi or Shisui's chakra signatures prior to getting there, so Sakura's story about the two Shinobi being at a nightclub, especially knowing how anti-social a certain Abu captain was, came out absurd.
Fuck those two!
Inned was currently having a temper tantrum, and Sakura was getting ever so use to the return of her other personality.
"Shishou, yes we did destroy kohnoha", Ino's teal eyes gazed at Sakura, undetectable emotions in those orbs. "But, believe me when I say, that we weren't the only hands in this, I swear to God! Itachi Uchiha and Shisui Uchiha had contributed to the situation.",
The golden haired Hokage just sat in that signature chair of hers.
"I find that hard to believe..", she said almost sighing, while laying her head on her left hand. "Well... I could see Shisui doing such a thing. However, Itachi-san? One of my most trusted ninja? I think not.",
"Can't you just think about it..Why the hell would we just randomly cause chaos in some random nightclub?", Sakura retorted, her anger rising as heat filled her body.
"Not sure.. But I can't just imagine my most powerful Shinobi doing something to irrational.",
Sakura couldn't believe this..utter bullshit...
"Matter of fact, the two of those damn Uchiha should be here an-",
"Hey there Hokage-sama", Sakura's emerald eyes turned towards the window to the side of the Hokage's desk, they narrowed in anger.
Two tall, darked hair Uchiha's entered.
"What's with you guys and Kakashi's obsession with entering through the damn window? There are doors for a reason..", the female sannin complained.
"Well, ya see we would have just teleported here.. On account of Itachi's new space-time ninjutsu, or because of my body flicking.. But that probably would have caused way more issues...", Shisui answered Tsunade's question, causing her to roll her eyes.
"We apologize Hokage-sama, it won't happen ever about.", The raven haired Anbu captain told her, approaching the desk, but not before giving a side glance to the pinket.
"Yeah, Yeah...",
"I'm sorry... Hokage-sama, we'd never want to upset the legendary sucker herself.", Shisui retorted, chuckling to himself before following Itachi.
"Shisui. I'd be more than willing to place that suspension back on the two of you.", She threatened, her hazel eyes glaring daggers into Shisui.
"Right..", Shisui, replied while Itachi shook his head, rather annoyed obviously.
Both Ino and Sakura were boiling with anger, and ready to combust at the entrance of the two.
"Hokage-sama, believe us please. We shouldn't be the only one's being punished.", Ino complained her eyes staying keen on Shisui.
The knuckle head Anbu member raised an eyebrow..
"And who are you?", he questioned.
Oh hell no... Sakura felt chakra releasing from her hands.
"YOU KNOW EXACTLY, WHO WE ARE!", Sakura roared letting her frustration be known.
"Sakura-...", Tsunade began.
"Why would my beloved cousin and I ever even want to be affiliated with, such excuses for Shinobi's as yourself.",
Ino then interjected. "How dare you fucking undermine our skills after what you witnessed!",
Sakura five seconds away from breaking Shisui's other rib with that insult. Who the hell did he think he was? She'd shown him today how good of an excuse of a shinobi she was earlier.
Shisui smiled cockily "You guys are delusional..Probably fangirls.. Right, cousin?",
"Hn", was the impassive yet beautiful, Shinobi's response.
"Fangirls?",
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING FANGIRLS?!",
WERE'RE EXPLODING IN THREE...TWO...-
"Everyone SHUTUP!", the godamie yelled. Sakura shook herself. Rational thought keeping her from pouncing on Shisui.
"Itachi! Have you at all, ever once, seen and or spoken to these two Kunochi, in any way or ways?!", She asked the tall dark silky haired Anbu captain.
Sakura turned to Itachi, his face impassive obviously not interested in the situation.. Or was he? Sakura could never tell with this man.
She awaited his response, wondering if he'd actually tell the truth. Utterly making everything Shisui said invalid..
"No.",
THREE...TWO...One...
* Just a quick update for you guys, :3! Hope you guys enjoyed this short chapter.
Shisui: Oh we're assholes...
Itachi: Indeed.
* That's what I sort of intended you guys to seem like. Anyways please REVIEW. Gives me a small amount of inspiration.
Naruto: Really? Still not one dialogue in this whole God damn story!
- Mr. Those-Carrots