Andy and Mai's Love Delusion
7:39 p.m.
"AAAAANDYYYYYYY"
"AH SHIT!"
Andy Bogard was scrambling down the street trying to get away from Mai, who had been chasing him all over South Town for the last half-hour.
"How the hell did Mai find out where I was?! Somebody HAD to tell her my secret training place…" Andy says, stopping to take a breath next to a telephone booth. "I can't go on a date with her! I don't even like her to begin with! I gotta find a way to get her off of my back!"
Andy then had an idea.
Quickly ducking inside the telephone booth, Andy gets on the phone and calls the police station.
"Maybe I can have Officer Blue Mary put a restraining order on this woman," Andy says as he dials the number and waits for a dial tone.
CLICK!
A snap was heard nearby, cutting off the call before it could even get out.
"What the?!" Any says, looking down to see that the phone line had been literally cut.
"You can't get away from me, Andy my love!" whispered Mai, who was now standing inside the now cramped booth with Andy. "We're going to have many children together, aren't we?" Mai says with a very seductive tone.
"AUGH!" Andy yelps as he crashes through the glass windows and runs away from the booth as fast as he could.
Seconds later, Andy runs up toward Terry's apartment, and bursts inside.
"TERRY! TERRY ARE YOU HOME?! MAI IS AFTER ME AGAIN!" Andy calls out.
No response.
"Damn, Terry must be out on errands or something," Andy says, walking over to his refrigerator to get something to drink.
As he opens the fridge, he jumps back and yelped when he saw Mai sitting in the fridge giving him a very sexy look.
"Looking for something too…drink?" Mai says, caressing her chest.
"AUGH! GO AWAY!" Andy yells as he turns around and darts out of the apartment.
Andy continues his escape from Mai, now darting around a building to take cover, only to trip and fall over Iori. Iori stands up first and growls at Andy.
"You're dead meat pal!" Iori says, ready to assault Andy for falling onto him.
Before Iori could react though, Mai appears out of nowhere and smacks Iori away with her fan.
"Are you hurt, Andy my love? Let me heal you with some…sexual healing!" Mai says to him, moving onto him.
Trying to think of a way out that situation, Andy points to something behind her in hopes to divert her attention.
"Hey look! It' Ryo Sakazaki!" Andy exclaims!
"Ryo?!" Mai says, turning around, giving Andy enough time to escape.
To Mai surprise, Ryo was indeed standing there, watching the whole scene of Mai trying to get cozy with Andy.
"…I saw nothing…" Ryo says with wide-eyes, before slowly turning away to leave the scene.
Mai turns around to see that Andy had given her the slip.
"AAANDYYYY! YOU WILL BE MINE BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER!" Mai yells at the top of her lungs.
Poor Andy. Hopefully he can shake of Mai before she traps him in a tight spot and gets lubby dubby on him!
I wonder what else is happening around South Town right at this moment…
Continue on to the next chapter!