Plots Weren't Provided!
Episode 10: This page has moved!
By: Sovios Falchion Romantic!
Scene: Some room in Figaro Castle. Kefka and Celes are standing in the middle,
looking at the audience. Kefka's dressed like he usually is, and Celes is
dressed like a dominatrix, complete with whip.
Kefka: Welcome, friends!
Celes: Shut UP, Kefka! --Whip-crack!--
Kefka: But SoFaRo wanted us to introduce the chapter!
Celes: Then I'LL introduce it, you just go... I don't know, go hump that
goddess statue you seem to love so much!
Kefka: O-KAY! --Runs offscreen--
Celes: Much better. --Sweetly-- Oh Terra, could you please come out here?
Terra walks onscreen, dressed like a submissive--
Terra: You called, mistress?
Celes: Yes, I did. --Hits Terra with the butt of the whip-- On your knees,
bitch!
Terra: Sorry, mistress! --Kneels--
Celes: Now, slave, I want you to help me introduce this chapter!
Terra: But mistress, didn't Sovios tell you?
Celes: Didn't he tell me WHAT?
Terra: This chapter was SO risqué, he decided to post it exclusively on his
website!
Celes: WHAT! --Whips Terra-- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO! --To the audience--
YOU HEARD MY SLAVE! GET YOUR SORRY, WORTHLESS ASSES OVER TO
SOFARO'S WEBSITE IMMEDIATELY! YOUR MISTRESS COMMANDS
YOU! --Whip-crack!--
--Fade to black (it's a great Metallica song, by the way)--
Okay! The next chapter will probably be written differently. You'll see why
when it comes up. Just don't call "abuse" on me when you see it, mmkay?