Author's Note: Hi again! Loved my four reviews. Thank you :D.
miraculasacies Thanks for the Ashlee Simpson thing. Lol. I don't listen to her so I didn't know. I fixed it though!
ArwenEvenstar83 Lol. I know. But Drew just wanted to get Zig Zag off her back about being a liar and really, how could you not love Zig Zag? Lol. And thanks for being my faithful first reviewer once again!
Here's Chapter 10!
Chapter 10
A week passed and Drew was sitting in the rec room between Zig Zag and Magnet having another argument with X Ray. "Look, X, I don't know where you're talking about! I haven't seen your shovel and I never touched it!" She had, in fact, stolen it from the Library two nights earlier when Mr. Sir had carelessly failed to lock it. It was currently stashed under the rec room deck, somewhere X Ray would never think to look.
"I know it was you, Baby Girl!" he stated firmly, unwavering in his accusation.
"No it wasn't!" Dre rebutted and yelled over to Squid, "Squid! Have I ever touched X Ray's shovel?"
"nope!" Squid shouted back as he shot the three ball into a pocket on the pool table. He had actually helped her hide it.
"Fuck's sake!" X Ray yelled, kicking the corner of the couch and crying out in pain. "Shit! Fuck that hurt!"
"Watch your language, Rex!" Pendanski scolded. He was waltzing in the doorway with a taped and wrapped cardboard box and a handful of letters.
"But she-" X Ray began.
"Now, now, Rex," Pendanski chided. "Don't blame Drew for your stubbed toe. She didn't kick your foot into the couch."
"How do you know that?" X ray asked defiantly. "You just walked in!"
"Jose, did Drew kick Rex's foot into the couch?" Pendanski questioned Magnet, who grinned broadly.
"No, sir," he confirmed in his Hispanic accent.
"See, Rex?" Pendanski said before flipping through the letters in his hand.
"Harvey!" he called. "You have a letter!" A C tent boy slunk over to Pendanski to receive his mail. Pendanski continued to cal names and the stack of letters became smaller and smaller until the only thing he had left was the box.
"Drew, this is for you," he told her and walked out of the rec room, leaving the box by Armpit. The large boy picked it up easily and brought it over to Drew, placing it at her feet.
"Yo, man, what d'you think you're doing?" X Ray demanded angrily.
"Nothing, dawg," Armpit defended himself. "I was just bringing her the box."
"Thanks, Armpit!" Drew said appreciatively while X Ray glared at the bigger boy.
"What's in it?" Zig Zag asked cautiously.
"Let's take it back to the tent and we'll see," Drew said, rising from the couch and picking up the box. T wasn't as heavy as she'd expected, but not light either. She led the way back to D Tent, the boys following eagerly behind her. They probably rarely got mail.
"Open it!" Squid chanted as soon as Drew set it down on the tent's floor. "Open it!"
Drew laughed and began picking at the tape with her fingernails. As soon as it was open the eight D Tenters looked into it and then the seven boys dove at it. Drew laughed as she found herself squished beneath Carp.
"The pillow's mine, don't eat everything, and someone give me the letter!" Drew yelled over the turmoil. Someone dropped a pink envelope into Drew's lap. Yep, definitely Sora Drew confirmed, snatched the letter, and pushed her was out of the group of scrambling boys and over to her cot.
She tore it open, unfolded the powder blue paper, and read:
Hey Drew,
I can't believe you're at an all boys camp! What happened? They run out of girls camps to send you to? You know what? I don't wanna know...
Cute nickname you got, though. Any hotties there? Zig Zag sounds a bit odd and so does your counselor. All I could think of when I read his name was my house key jumping up and pole dancing on the pencil beside it!
I'm not even going to ask about the fight you already got into. It would be a waste of my valuable time. Digging holes doesn't sound like much fun, though.
I sent the things you asked for and a couple other things. The shoe box has everything you need to make a scrap book, I want to see it when you get home!
Love,
Sora XOXO
P.S. Don't let the boys open the small, square, wrapped and duct taped package.
"What's this?" she heard Carp ask the other boys. He was holding up a small, square, duct-taped package in his hand.
"Uh oh," Drew muttered to herself.
"I dunno," Zig Zag said. "Open it." Drew leaped off her cot and grabbed for the package. Carp moved it out of her reach a smile creeping across his face slowly.
"What's this?" he teased. "Something Baby Girl doesn't want us to see? What is it?"
"I don't know, that's the problem," Drew replied truthfully, making another grab for it.
"Too slow," Carp taunted. After four more tries Drew finally succeeded in recovering it but was immediately tackled to the ground by Magnet and then jumped on by Carp, Zig Zag, and Squid. She was on the bottom of a very heavy doggy pile and was not happy about it.
"Ow," Drew moaned. She felt them shifting on top of her and tried to wriggle out from under them. It didn't work as Magnet grabbed her arms. "Get off! You all look like homos!" It was a lie; she couldn't even see them from her vantage point facing the floor. She just wanted the five hundred plus pounds off of her. The lie, none the less, worked as the three boys on top scrambled off of her, leaving Magnet to hold her down himself.
"Hey, Pit, where's that camera you found?" Carp laughed. Drew scowled at him and Armpit handed him the camera. Magnet allowed her enough movement to prop her chin up on on of her hands, the other one still clutched the package tightly. Ca4rp pointed the camera at Magnet and Drew. Drew stuck her tongue out at him and the flash blinded her. She blinked repeatedly, attempting to banish the annoying, bright white square from her sight. She was so preoccupied she didn't notice Squid standing beside her until the box was pried from her fingers.
"No, Squid!" Drew screamed. "Give it back! I don't know what's in it and my sister sent it! Knowing her its probably a collapsible vibrator!"
"Oh?" Squid laughed. "I'll give it back if you let me watch."
"Fine!" Drew agreed.
"Really?" Squid asked, completely taken by surprise.
"No, I'm not going to use it you retard!" Drew snapped and struggled underneath Magnet.
"Ah ah ah!" Magnet scolded teasingly. "Bad chica!" and slapped her lightly on the forehead, but hard enough to make a satisfying smack sound. The boys laughed.
"Magnet!" Squid groaned. "Give it back, Squid!" she yelled, returning to her current problem.
"No, I wanna see what it is," he refused, picking at the duct tape with a thumb nail.
"No, really, Squid," Drew pleaded. "I would really appreciate it if you would just give me that back!" She stressed the last four words. Squid's response was a wicked grin as he stripped at piece of tape off and let it fall to the floor. Drew resumed her screaming and struggling, adding in he odd curse, as Carp snapped two more pictures.
"Carp! Stop it!" Drew's arm shot out at his ankle to yank him down beside her but he side stepped her, Drew's hand barely missing his foot.
"Baby Girl's vicious today!" Carp laughed. By that point Magnet was struggling to keep her pinned under him and Squid was close to completely unwrapping the box. She felt bodies shifting over her and suddenly her arms were pinned to her sides and the weight on top of her had increased considerably. She was completely retrained and helpless.
"Curiosity killed the cat, Baby Girl," Zig Zag's voice said above her head. She could see a lock of his blond hair out of the corner of her eye. "You wouldn't want us dead, now would you?"
"At the moment, yeah, I do!" Drew shot back irritably. She was nervous about what Sora may have put in that box. "Got off of me Zig Zag!"
"Actually I think I kinda like it here," Zig Zag told her smugly. "Maybe after we see what's int hat box." Drew groaned and relaxed under him, accepting defeat. Carp snapped a fourth picture and Drew watched Squid peel off the last layer of tape and rip off the brown paper. The tent fell silent and Drew's eyes widened in horror as the boys burst out laughing, even Twitch.
"Shit!" Drew screeched and squirmed uselessly under Zig Zag. "What the fuck? What the fuck?" She stared in horror at the box of condoms in Squid's hand. "Lemme up, Zig! Fuck!"
"Drew!" Pendanski's voice reprimanded from just outside the tent. Everyone froze.
"Put them somewhere!" Drew hissed at Squid, who looked around the tent wildly before tossing them haphazardly behind himself. They landed on the far side of Carp's cot in the back corner of the tent. Not a moment after Pendanski stalked into the tent.
"Watch you lang-" he began and then stopped abruptly as he spotted Zig Zag lying on top of her, pinning her arms to her sides. Well this is a very compromising situation, Drew thought dryly. The look on Pendanski's face was priceless and Drew almost laughed aloud when Carp raised the camera to his eye and snapped a picture. The bright flash seemed to snap Pendanski back to reality.
"Ricky! What are you doing on top of Drew?" he demanded.
"Well we were uh... Well you see... Um..." Zig Zag stuttered, unmoving.
"We were just uh...wrestling," Drew supplied. "Zig Zag won, as you can see."
Pendanski seemed to consider the explanation for a moment but seemed to accept it. "But that's still no excuse for your language, Drew." He was pointing a reprimanding finger at her.
How dense can you get? Drew wondered. "Sorry, Mom, won't happen again," she promised.
"Well alright," Pendanski said warily and then added, "And get off of Drew, Ricky!" Mom waited for Zig Zag and Drew to stand up, side by side, before turning on his heel and strolling back outside.
All seven boys and Drew whipped around as son as he was out of sight and charged at Carp's cot. Drew was the first to reach it, diving over it and knocking it onto it's side accidentally. She didn't have any time to breathe, though, before she was hauled to her feet by Zig Zag and dragged out of the fray and away from the condoms, narrowly missing her grab at them.
"Zig Zag," Drew whined. "Put me down."
"No, I don't think I will," Zig Zag laughed and hauled her over his shoulder.
"Zig Zag!" Drew screamed.
He ignored her. "Free spanks!" he called.
"No, Zig Zag!" she yelled a split second before one of the boys slapped her bottom. "Ow!" she protested. Carp appeared in front of her face, grinning.
"I'm sorry, did I hurt you?" he teased. She scowled at him and he laughed and blew her a kiss. She lunged at him over Zig Zag's shoulder but Zig Zag had a good hold on her and Carp skipped out of her reach. She beat on Zig Zag's muscular back to no avail as the other boys took turns spanking her with the exception of Twitch, who'd retreated to his cot and watched on with quiet amusement. Drew's anger soon turned from anger into pain-induced laughter as she watched Twitch watch her and the other boys.
Zig Zag gave her one last slap and she half-laughed, half-screamed, "Ouch!" He let her down and stood in front of her grinning.
"I hate you!" Drew proclaimed, laughing.
"That's okay, I can live with that," he decided and kissed her forehead before bounding away to his cot. Drew stood frozen in place, Zig Zag's kiss, even if it was only on her forehead, had unsettled her. Drew didn't like being touched; she wasn't used to it. I guess I'm gonna have to get used to it, she thought reluctantly. She watched Zig Zag lie down on his cot, grinning, and be bombarded by condoms. There wasn't much she could do about the condoms now. There wasn't a chance in Hell Drew was going to even attempt to take them back from the boys, who seemed to have divided them up amongst themselves.
Drew smiled as an unwrapped condom hi Zig Zag in the mouth and he jerked away from it yelling, "Dude, that was lubricated!" The boys erupted in laughter around her. Squid caught Drew's eye and the smile slowly faded from her face. There was Jay again; or at least it looked like him. Drew knew it was Squid, and as much as she enjoyed his friendship, she found a part of her wishing he really was Jay.
Author's Note: So there's Chapter 10. Sorry about the kinda angsty ending. My day took a turn for the worse when I was finishing writing this. And I know the condom thing is kinda over done but I just had to have her sister send her something funny. Review please! Asta!