Chibi: Woo! Rockin' out to FMA opening theme (the ready steady go one) and the living end! we have been spurred to do another one sooner, because of people adding it in reviews a lot... I think someone metioned they might die so I hope you're still alive now.
Noodle: It wasn't as soon because I've been ill (again) Oh and I wrote this when I was slightly drunk, not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

Kakashi's answer phone!

Hey it's Kakashi here, mmph! mmph mm!
SHUT UP RIN I'M KEEPING YOU SAAA-AAAFFFE! I promised Obito I'd KEEP YOU
SAFE! mm-mmm... Get back in your SAFE cupboard! Thank you. Ehem, so
yeah if you're ringing about me being late I'll be there in five minutes,
I'm helping a cow out of a tree right now. Unless this is Jiraiya, in that
case, yes I would love to help you write your new book and I'll be there
a.s.a.p!

#1 Hi it's yamato, I want to know when you will be back to take charge of
those LOSERS, I'm sick of wasting chakra chasing that weirdo snake dude,
putting my life on the line for a couple of brats and stuff... Have you ever
had your ass kicked by Tsunade? She's a total bitch, I mean, and then she
takes it out on nice people like me! Ugh, I totally need a holiday. It's
been fun chatting, ring me again sometime!

#2 Hey there, it's.… uhm... eh ... Naruto? I was uh.. ringing you...
Carrie?... Kisame?... oh, yeah, Kakashi-sensei, to.. um... to ask you, ...
wotsit... coz, like, I um... can't remember stuff much... and its
annoying, and... people.. are like, getting ... sore... no, hurt and
stuff...
But, more importantly, What was it... I can't remember where I put my...
my... my um... my cup ramen! Or where...that place ... ichi...ra ...
ramenroo?...ichi...but it sells ramen... so... wait, who am I ringing?

#3 Hello. I am the new and improved kazekage, Gaara of the Desert. I am
mature, calm, ...'rustle' dignified, distinguished, ...'rustle' respected
and in no way stupid. I am telephoning you to ask whether Haruno Sakura has
moved house. What with you being her sensei, I assumed you would be able to
share such knowledge. Thank you, and 'rustle' with regards, Gaara of the
Desert.('click' - the phone hasn't been hung up properly in case you're
wondering)
PHEW! HEY! TEMARI, DIDYA HEAR THAT! DIDJA, DIDJA! On the phone! I
was MATURE and CALM! HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN do it!
"Anyone can use big words when they have a thesaurus open in front of them,
Gaara."
Not if they can't read ...'rustle' or are dyslexic!. Nyarr! Kankuro, go
away, no fatties ..'rustle' or OBESE people allowed... 'rustle'
PERMITTED!
" He's got a theasaurus AND the phonebook... it's best you leave, Kanky"
"Kanky? What's with that?"
HAH KANKY WHAT A STUPID NAME!
"You'll have to leave and go into hiding to protect your reputation now,
Kanky."
"ARRGH! YOU'RE RIGHT!"
I'M GONNA BREAK ALL YOUR DOLLIES AGAIN! MOOOHAHAHAHA
woah.. I am a cow... GASP! COWZEKAGE! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL COWZEKAGE! MOOOHAHA! MOOHAHAHAHA!

#4: Kakashi-sensei, it's Sakura, I need your help. All week Neji fan girls
have been trying to kill me. I don't know why! I mean I thought one was
going to kill me with a red hammer the other day but it was just Tenten and
she would never kill me! So could you please scare them away with your
perverted-ness, or old man smell... If not I'll get Naruto or Lee, but your
book scared Sasuke when he read it so it must be scary.

#5: This is the branch house, we have noticed your hair is rather, mop,
duster or even BROOM like. Could we borrow you for the broom fight, perhaps?
Just don't tell Tsunade, or that little grass Hinata! "We need to go now!
Hisashi's bunions need massaging!" Coming! Thank you.

#6: Kakashi-sensei it's me Naruto again. I lost my memory earlier cos
Sakura-chan hit me real hard! I have a bit of a dent in my head now... Ero-sennin has some big package for you, I'm
sort of scared to open it…. Can I see your face?……..

#7: HELLO IS ANYBODY THERE! I used redial on the phone, SOMEBODY HELP
ME! My brother's so mean, he killed all me puppets. Everybody thinks he's all
good now but he's not! I can't find Mr.pringle! Please rescue me!

#8: Hello there this is eggy bread and I murdered your pork chops,
"PARKLIFE! ALL THE PEOPLE, SO MANY PEOPLE, AND THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND,
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR PARKLIFE." Kabuto! Turn off the radio I don't
like it 'sniffle' I want to dance to mr.blobby! Blobbyyyy Mr blobbyyyyy!

#9: ULTIMATE RIVAL! I CHALLENGE YOU ONCE AGAIN! THIS TIME WE MUST SEE WHO THE LITTLE FLUFFY KITTENS PREFER!

#10: This is the ugly patrol, a new section of the Happy Smiles Organisation! We were formed when we found out how unhappy ugly people make pretty people feel! I would like to say how ugly your eyes are!
They so don't match! Mine do, oh yes they're so pretty, take that kakashi!
I'm right aren't I Tobi? Don't you mumble at me you one eyed freak! Ugly!

#11: Hyuuga main house calling, have you seen that Hinata, if you do see her
bring her to us so we can…..do something really nasty... Mayeb steal all of her left socks? Or is the right one more important? ODD SOCKY WRATH!

#12: Kakshi, I need you to do a mission with Yamato to make sure the broom
fight doesn't go on. I know he's a whiny bitch, but if you don't do it I will outlaw everything to do with Jiraiya!

#13: Yamato calling, to talk about the mission. I don't want to do it… d

Do
you? Oh wait it's the answer machine. Why does nobody ever answer!

#14: WONDERFUL NEWS RIVAL! Our students are in love! Well Lee's going to try
asking Sakura! I'm coming round for a celebration! I know you're there!

#15: Kakashi-sensei! Sakura's gone crazy! Lee tried to kiss her, I'm
hiding in a phone box, I think he's dead... OH MY GOD IM IN A PHONE BOX WITH A CORPSE!

ARGH!

#16 : Gai-sensei are you there at Kakashi's still! Oh please I need your
help. When Sakura attacked me, my clothes ripped, her and Naruto have
fainted…. Please help I'm naked in a phone box! Oh hello little squirrel,
NO! THEY'RE NOT ACORNS! GAI-SENSEI! AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

#17: Kakashi-sensei me and Naruto are blind we need eye spray and quick!
Because I think we're not alone... something is making squeaky noises near the floor...

#18: Kakashi-sensei! It's Sasuke…. You know stuff about women, right? There's a naked black haired girl in my
bed…. Pale skin... purple eye-shadow…..wait... ARGH! NO GET AWAY PLEASE…..
"But I'm your wife! Sasuke - kuun!"

GET OFF! ARGH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

"Kabuto put on a love song."

'music' "Girls who are boys, Who like boys to be girls, Who do boys like they're girls, Who
do girls like they're boys"

WRONG SONG!

#19 MOOOOOO! COW STYLE DOOM!

explanation The song is girls and boys by blur... check it out and you will understand...