I have way too much homework to do real chapters in the week, so this is like the old chappies.

Leo: My buddies didn't think I'd get up the courage to talk to you, they also thought I wouldn't be able to get a kiss. Want to help me prove them wrong?

Ella: Hell no!

Leo: Aw, come on, please.

Ella: Stop following me you freak!

Leo: Never!

Leo: I have an owie on my lips, will you kiss it better?

Ella: Sure, stand still.

Leo: Really?

Ella: Just stand still. (walks up to him and head butts his face)

Leo: Aaah, what was that?

Ella: That is a Glasgow kiss, it's what Scottish people do when you annoy them. Well, bye bye then.
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Leo: Hey baby, I need to ask you, will you go out with me, or do I have to stalk you?

Ella: Sheeermaaan!

Leo: Oh shit (sprints away)

Ella: Mwhahahahah.

Leo: Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle?

Ella: Sure

Leo: What? you were supposed to say no, so I could say 'well, then how about a kiss?"

Ella: Well you said arm wrestle, so thats what we're gonna do, now come 'ere.

Leo: Aaaaahhhhh, you're breaking my arm!

Leo: My friend told me you and I would make a good couple. He told me to come over and talk to you. Is it a problem if my friend and I are the same person?

Ella: Someones a schizo...
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Leo: I think we were together in a past life; you were a princess, and I was a farmboy.

Ella: Have you been reading the Princess Bride?

Leo: No (smirks evilly), but obviously you have, and if you don't go out with me I'll tell everyone you have.

Ella: You wouldn't dare!

Leo: Try me.

Leo: Let's make love like pi, irrational and never-ending!

Ella: Let's make love like spiders, the male will approach the female, and the female will eat him.

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Leo: If I were to rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Ella: If I were to rewrite the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

Leo: Archimedes cried 'eureka' and ran around naked filled with joy when he discovered how to calculate the volume of a solid. 15 minutes with me, and you'll be doing the same.

Ella: Kronos was chopped into a million pieces and thrown into Tartarus after he tried to kill the gods, 5 minutes with me and you'll be in the same situation
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Leo: Give me a kiss and I'll be your math tutor for the night, we'll subtract your clothes, divide your legs, add a bed and multiply.

Ella: You've used that one already, retard.

Leo: No I didn't, that one had a different intro.

Ella: Its still the same.

Leo: No its not

Ella: Whatever, loser.