Mentally
Disclaimer: I am neither Andrew Lloyd Webber, nor TS Elliot. Thus, there is no way I could own CATS. *Pauses* WAAAAAAA!
A/N Probably the last update for a while (two or three days) because I'm going to my Granny's house and she has no computer.
Chapter 9: The Rum Tum Tugger
{Hey, more music!}
[That is why it's called a ball!]
{I knew that!}
"Meow,"
{Oh no.}
"Meow,"
[SUEEEEE!]
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat,"
{By curious you mean stupid. Right?}
[*Growls menacingly*]
"If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse,"
{Ugh. Make up your mind would you? You're driving me crazy!}
[*Snickers* You are already crazy!]
{*Sticks tongue out*}
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat,"
{By curious you mean stupid-}
[Shut. Up. Or you'll have Cettie and Electra on your tail.]
{ARRRRRRGH!}
"And there isn't any call for me to shout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!"
[*Sigh* He's so handsome!]
{Handsome? He looks like a rag mop!}
[*Waves knife from cockroach dance* Cori, shut u-up!]
{*Gulp*}
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore,"
{Ha-ha! Good one Quaxo!}
[I'ma kill that little tuxedo kit!]
"When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door,"
{Yeah, because your mistress keeps locking you out!}
"And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer,"
{Bahahahaha! With all the other bottom dwellers!}
"But I make such a fuss if I can't get out!"
{He makes such a fuss about everything!}
[I'm seriously going to kill you.]
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!"
{Oh I hate him!}
[Oh I hate YOU!]