You know…I'm beginning to run out of things to say up here…man wtf am I going to do when I finally have nothing to say? Damn it…Leo, you're being a BAD editor AGAIN!
From: Bakuras.newest.fangirl.
To: Bakura the spirit thief.
Subject: Two Questions.
Dear Bakura, the sexy, awesome, kick ass duelist, and did I mention sexy?
I admit I was a Seto fan girl before, but I've changed! I'm now a fan girl of you! Me loves you! Anyway, I wanted to know two things:
1. Can I help you take over the world?
2. How many more fan girls do you think you have than Yami or Seto?
Signed the newest Bakura Fan girl,
Vannessa
P.S.- You rock! You should rule the world already. Baka Pharaoh.
XxX
Good Questions! First yes you may help me take over the world. Though you must promise not to be angry when I allow all 3.7892347 billion fan girls, currently stalking my every move, to also help me. I need a leverage you know. And there's nothing more powerful than a ridiculously large hoard of psychotic fan girls. Seriously, it's considered lethal to say you don't like me around 50 million of my loyal and devoted fans.
Also it is okay to both be devoted to Seto and me at the same time. (Of course that is if you like me more…just kidding!) Seto is one of my partners in crime therefore we fight off our rabies infested fans together! With baseball bats occasionally… But only the ones that bite or try to take limbs…Yami once lost his hair to a deranged fan…but it regenerated. The only other person I know who can regenerate is Heero Yuy…
(Which I will note, DO NOT FUCK WITH THAT MAN! He's psycho…Seriously! I mean MY GOD! He once single handedly escaped Alcatraz, AND built the ice cream stand at the entrance, with only his bare hands and an unfired pistol made of prison leftovers. How do I know this? One of his buddies is the vice president of the Bad Ass Thieves Corporation.)
But all points aside, I think its safe to say that we are well on our way to domination. One word to the general public and I could have the world in the palm of my fist! (Yes I realize what I just typed made no sense, that's why I left it…Do not patronize me.)
Also I do believe that MAYBE Seto and I are equal in fan girls…MAYBE. I give him the benefit of the doubt with that. However…Yami's hair makes him lose five for every six that he once had. Therefore…sorry pal I'm being honest! Your HAIR (or what ever it REALLY is) SUCKS ass! And quit whining at me Yami.
So I hope I answered your questions…If not then invite me over to your house so I can chew on your furniture.
Xxx
Leo: I'm sorry guys! I HAD to add that Heero bit in there! The regeneration thing reminded me of a conversation a friend and I were having! And I just couldn't bring myself to NOT put it in there! And since this is like a 'talk to the character' fic, I may make other references to other anime characters, so don't be mad at me xD! And to the one who asked, yes,I am a girl.