I'm not Rumiko Takahashi and I don't own Urusei Yatsura.

Darling save me

Chapter 10 The Wrestlers

"Hey s'up man" Started Osamu "Hey nice way to use resources. Using Slave for pleasure last night, nice." "Yeah yeah now where's the locker room?" Ataru asked. "Right down the hall." Osamu answered. "Thanks man." Ataru said. So Ataru started going down the hall toward the locker room. When he walked in the first thing he said was "Everyone remember the plan?" Ataru asked. Megane and Mendou nodded.

"This bout is scheduled for one fall and it is a triple threat match." Then Ataru's music hit.

If you feel so empty

So used up, so let down.

"Introducing first weighing in at 232bs: Johnny Doom!"

You're not the only one
So get up

Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot

If you feel so filthy
So dirty so f***** up.

His music stopped, then a new one came on.

In one moment I'm goin all the way.

"And one of the opponent's weighing in at 210 lbs: Sheriff Hawk!

I make my poetry everyday.
And I'm frozen, comin right on time I froze my mind with that serious rhyme.
And I'm open comin up inside you know my mind has got a grand design
and I'm flowin, goin all the way I make my point to be everyday come on.

And I wanna take you down, but your soul cannot be found.
It doesn't matter much you see cause your disease is killing me.
And you know its only right cause it feels like paradise.
I know nothing is for free cause your disease is killing me.

My minds broken, I'm goin up in smoke if you breathe my toke I'm guaranteeing you choke

The music stopped slowly and a new one and the last one came on.

They fall in line
One at a time
Ready to play
I can't see them anyway

"And Introducing last weighing in at 199 lbs Cyclops."

No time to lose
We've got to move
Steady your hand
I am losing sight again
Fire your guns
Its time to run
Blow me away
I will stay unless I may
After the fall
We'll shake it off
Show me the way

Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die
I have a shadow on the wall
I'll be the one to save us all

"RING" The match had begun. Lum had a shock collar on her neck to make sure she didn't screw up, she really didn't need a ref uniform since her bikini already had stripes on it. Ataru had remembered buying that Wrestle mania PPV, convenient. And he picked up some moves. "RING!" Ataru, Mendou, and Megane were circling the ring. Ataru then started a lock-up with Megane and Mendou clothes-lined them both. Mendou then lifted Megane and tossed him out of the ring. Mendou then started kicking Ataru while holding on to the ropes. Lum wasn't paying attention and got zapped. "AH!" Lum yelled as she was in pain. So Mendou scooped up Ataru then irish whipped him to the ropes. Ataru was running and quickly grabbed Mendou's arm and put him in the cross-arm-breaker. Then Megane broke it up and code breaked Mendou near the ropes. Megane then went for the cover. "1! 2!" Lum said. Mendou then grabbed the rope and Lum called the rope break. "COME ON THAT WAS 3!" Megane shouted. "No it was only a 2 come on go fight." Lum said. Megane then pretended to shove Lum. When Megane turned around he was kicked in the gut by Ataru. While Megane was bent over Ataru then hooked both arms, and put Megane's head in between his legs. Then Ataru jumped in the air and gave him a Pedigree. Ataru then went for the cover. "1! 2! 3! ring the bell!" "Ring Ring Ring"

Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot

If you feel so filthy
So dirty so f***** up.

Right then Ataru was on the turnbuckle in the Osamu's direction. Then he jumped off the top rope towards Osamu. "AH!" Osamu shouted.

Authors note: Sorry to leave you hanging but hey it's reaching the climax so it leaves suspense. But Those three songs are the best in the world. Please review