J is for Jail

For the town Jail, seeing a member of a certain household in their cell every Friday wasn't a new thing; what was new was that it wasn't the self-obsessed albino man but his slightly calmer, Hungarian girlfriend…

"Bruder, your phone's ringing." Ludwig yelled to Gilbert from where he was sitting at the desk.
"ELIZA CAN YOU GET THAT?!" Gilbert yelled.
"SHES OUT!" Ludwig yelled back. Feli had insisted he had his brother over so they could have an "Italian chat" so that meant he had to leave, as Lovino wasn't the burly german's number one fan. Gilbert grumbled and he left his room to descend the stairs and pick up the phone from by their couch.
"Ja?" there was silence.
"Ja, I'm Gilbert."
"Ja, I'm Elizabeta's partner."
"SHE WHAT?"
"OKAY I'LL PICK HER UP SOON…!" Gilbert dropped the phone before dropping onto his stomach and "Kesesesesesese!"-ing his face off. Ludwig appeared at the top of the stairs, worried by his brothers yelling and laughing.
"LUTZ LUTZ! ELIZAS IN JAIL!" he laughed.
"whats so funny about that?"
"SHES IN FREAKING JAIL!"
"what so funny about that?" he repeated.
"Lutz, its ELIZA in jail! Not me! C'mon, let's go pick her up." He made his way to the door, and seemingly dragged his brother behind him.
"why am I coming?"
"SO YOU CAN BACK ME UP WHEN I TELL FRANNY AND TONI!"

Eliza sat on the bench, muttering to herself in Hungarian. She'd been arrested for apparently trying to grope a bouncer, which she couldn't remember doing. Feliks was sitting opposite her, saying that the colours in the cell clashed.
"Feliks!" the Pole's Lithuanian boyfriends head popped round the corner. "You're free to go." He'd tried to punch the bouncer after Eliza had tried to grope him, according to the officer. "I think I saw Ludwig pulling up when I got here, Liz." He added. Elizabeta groaned.
"Why did he have to come? Roderich will be here next." She moaned. Toris shrugged, before pulling his boyfriend away with him after the officer had unlocked the door.
"You may as well come with me to the front, you'll be let out in a moment." The officer motioned for her to follow and she did; she'd sobered up a lot in the cell.
"HEY LIZ!" Gilbert glomped her as she came round the corner. Ludwig frowned at her as she approached.
"Hey Lutz." She grinned slightly.
"You groped an officer?"
"I can't remember…"
"I'm not going to let you go out with Feliks more – I don't want you to beat my record!" Gilbert pouted. Eliza smirked as they left the station doors.
"HEY FELIKS!" she called to her friend, who was moving towards his own car with Toris.
"JA?"
"SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?"

A/N: sorry for OOC-ness, I just thought this one would be a funny idea XD
also sorry for slow update time D:
And I don't own hetalia