"Happy birthday, Professor Peach and I'm sorry that I'm late, got caught in a traffic jam." Said Oobleck holding a drink.
"Thank you and it's fine though you probably could of just walked here, would of been faster." Said Peach taking a drink from a plastic cup.
"Indeed it would of been." Said Oobleck with Ozpin walking up the two.
"Hello Bartholomew, I see that your late." Said Ozpin walking behind the two.
"Yes, got stuck in a traffic jam and what are you doing?" Asked Oobleck.
"Hiding from Miss Goodwitch, she's had one too many drinks." Said Ozpin keeping a calm face.
"Where's the delicious thing of a headmaster go?" Slurred Goodwitch in the distance.
"Glynda plus alcohol is scary." Said Oobleck taking a drink from his cup.
"How would you chap's feel about a friendly drinking contest against me." Said Peter walking up to the group.
"It would keep Miss Goodwitch away from me, so I shall join you." Said Ozpin.
"Hahaha, trying to stay away from Glynda so she doesn't kiss you again." Asked Peter.
"Wait she kissed him and we all know you want to kiss her back." Said Oobleck smiling.
"The fact remains that it is unprofessional regardless if I want to kiss her back or not." Said Opzin with a straight face.
"If Ozpin is joining, I think I should join as well." Said Oobleck walking to the bar.
"Let us begin! DRINK OFF!" Said Peter handing Ozpin and Oobleck drinks before chugging his own.
A small crowd appears after a couple drinks and starts cheering "Drink! Drink! Drink!".
Professor Port is passed out on the floor with Oobleck and Ozpin chugging glass after glass.
"Port's such a light weight." Said Oobleck before chugging another glass of alcohol.
"Indeed." Replied Ozpin drinking another glass and looking as if he has drank nothing at all.
The crowd has grown so everyone in the nightclub was chanting "Drink! Drink! Drink!".
"Best night ever." Said Junior smiling and watching the event, sadly for him, Yang destroys his night club a few day's later.
"I refuse to lose." Said Oobleck drinking faster.
"It's only a matter of time before you do though." Said Ozpin his face slightly flushed, drinking another glass.
The rate that these two were chugging their drink had the Malachite Twin running back and forth to get alcohol.
Oobleck was drinking beyond his limit forcing Ozpin to go beyond his limit as well, both red faced and gravely impaired they continued drinking.
Obleck finally falls back and passes out spilling his drink on to the floor next to him.
"Victory drink." Said Ozpin doing a captain Morgan pose on the bar drinking his drink all at once before holding his glass up and falling back.
His glass still in the air as he laid passed out on the ground with Miss Goodwitch dragging him off to who knows where.
The Party continued for a couple hour's in till screams were heard from the direction of where Ozpin was dragged off too, no one helped him though.
Everything continued without a hitch after that though Peter and Oobleck were dragged home by their co-workers.
"Did I win?" Asked Oobleck being dragged home by Professor Peach.
"Almost, if it makes you feel any better Glynda got Ozpin." Said Peach failing to keep a straight face.
"That's good enough for me." Said Oobleck before passing out again.
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