It has been brought to my attention that the pacing in my stories have been a little fast. So I'm going to slow it down a bit. No then, back with our heroe-
No.
Oh come on! You broke out of the fourth wall again?
Silly human. You cannot contain me. But don't worry. I have my sights set on the Nintendo dimension instead of yours. I also only made a small crack in your precious 'fourth wall', so be thankful.
Um, thanks?
Now then, today, I want you to shift the perspective on someone else. Not your heroes. Nor my minions. Write on someone else for a change.
What? You're not the boss of me!
Do you want me to completely destroy the fourth wall?
Oh please no! I'm doing it, I'm doing it...
Chapter 9: And Now For Someone Different
Alternate Name: Giygas is Blackmailing Me
Alternate Name 2: Rebellions and Idiots
I would very much focus on our heroes, but I'm currently under the threat of the fourth wall breaking forever. So, we shall seek out someone different. Besides, they're probably flying through space, sleeping and stuff. They deserve it. Hmm... Link fleeing for his life in Icicle Glacier? No, don't feel like it. A scene with Marth and Ike? Ew, no. That's grounds for yaoi. Oh! Hello, what's this?
Several ChuChus sit together, gathered for a supposed lecture. They're not sure what the lecture was quite for. They were invited by an odd trio that washed up along the shore of their deserted island. They faced each other, discussing important topics.
"Have you seen the new Homestuck update, slurp?" asked a ChuChu. For story reasons, we shall name his Slimesy.
"Nope, but I heard it's pretty good, slurp." said his friend, who shall be named Goober. Why am I giving them names? For no reason. It's not as if they'll show up later on or anything.
"Attention please." said a woman. She came up to the ChuChus, wearing odd armor. Following her was a guy that seemed to be immitating a Rito and.. . er... is that one of Tingle's brothers? She gave a formal introduction, "I am Samus Aran."
"Um... Pit." said the Not Rito.
"I am Solid Snake, a tactical stealth master and certified encyclopedia salesman." said the Not Tingle Brother. He squinted his eyes, "No one buys my encyclopedias, so I have to sneak up on them."
"Any questions before this lecture begins?" asked Samus. Some of the ChuChus rose up, signifying that they wanted to ask a question, "And no, this is not a trap to mass slaughter you for jelly." All of them goes down. "Good, now then, Pit, bring out the drawing."
"Okay." he said. He brought out a large canvas. On it was a picture of Pit kissing Samus. Some of the ChuChus snickered before Samus noticed. She blasted the canvas apart with her arm cannon. The ChuChus gasped.
"She's a witch, sluuuurp!" cried out Slimesy. Everyone started muttering, wondering if the 'witch' would use their material in a potion. She shook her head.
"No, no, I'm not a witch. Bring out the real picture, or this time I'll actually aim for you." threatened Samus. Pit gulped and took out another canvas. On this one was ominous red clouds with many of them swirling to the center of the picture, which had a horrific face. The ChuChus looked at the picture, perplexed.
"This is our enemy, Giygas. He is a ruthless villain that wants to take over everything." she pointed at the picture and then glanced at the crowd, "You may all think, 'Oh! A new villain! What an exciting employment opprotunity'! Well it's not! Other than a band of lackies and their subordinates, he doesn't need minions. In fact, when we were escaping, he simply willed some monsters into existence. When he comes to this universe, don't expect to join up with him. Expect to be slaughtered for health pickups for the minions he already has." Goober rose up. Samus acknowledged him. "Yes, question?"
"What do you mean 'this universe'?" he asked. Many of the ChuChus nodded, equally as confused as him.
"There are many universes in this dimension. In fact, me and my friends here come from different universes. I come from a universe where I hunt monsters." before anyone could gasp, she added, "Not like you."
"Yeah! I come from a universe where the underworld keeps trying to take over the world! It's pretty annoying." said Pit.
"Other than the constant fourth wall and weirdness, mine's pretty normal." said Snake.
"There are many universes out there, not just yours. And this monster wants to rule it all! We witnessed stuff he did to our friends! The slightest annoyance will cause your death. Do you want him to conquer your universe?" yelled Samus. All of the ChuChus yelled, "NO!" Apparently, they're pretty patriotic. "I'm not sure about the rest of my friends, but we're not going to take this lying down! We're planning to fight against the threat known as Giygas, but we'll need your help!"
"Why don't you use your wit-" began Slimesy.
"I'M NOT A WITCH! This is quality technology! ...Forget it, the point is, I want you all to unite with us. Try to get the word out to many of your bretheren and other creatures! If this guy comes here, we're going to fight back!" yelled the not witch.
"YEEEEAH!" shouted the ChuChus. Some didn't cheer however. Several arm-cannon blasts in the air helped convince the non-believers of different universes. Samus rose her fist in the air.
"What will we do?"
"STOP GIYGAS!" yelled many of the ChuChus, many of them making victorious slurps. Snake, who had been chilling around the whole time, congratulated Samus.
"Nice speech."
"Thanks."
"..."
"Can I go out with you?"
"NO!"
And so began something new. A union between good and evil to fight a common cause: Giygas. The bounty hunter, the angel, and the professional continued to talk about different universes, as well as the extents of Giygas' powers. The worried ChuChus became the first members of the GAG (Galaxies Against Giygas). No one didn't like the name, since it was likely to turn people off, but it was the only thing they could think of. On that deserted island, a sprawling underground cave base wwas built. ..Okay, Snake just discovered an entrance to a cave while blowing up rocks for fun, but nevertheless, it became a base. The ChuChus began bringing other creatures to the island. They remained skeptical until they showed off technology that didn't belong in their universe. Soon, a grand resistance would be formed, and it will not just be based in the Wind Waker universe, but many others as well, as the threat of Giygas becomes more and more apparent.
One day, Slimesy and Goober went onto the surface of the island. The surface of the island was required to not show any signs of civilization, so Giygas would not notice it. As a result, the island seemed empty. To an outsider anyway.
"I wonder if our universe will ever have that arm cannon thing Samus has, slurp." said the curious Goober.
"Meh, I still believe it's witchcraft." muttered Slimesy. They looked up into the sky, seeing the clouds move freely in the air, as well as that thing falling toward them. Wait, what?
"AHHHHHHHH!" shouted the thing. The two ChuChus realized that it was not bird poop falling toward them, but a person. They yelled, diving away as the person fell onto the ground. They walked up to the person, examining him. He was Hylian, but he looked different. His tunic was vastly different than the version that parents haned their kids when they become of age. They looked into his pack. He seemed to carry stuff that was present in their universe, but it was slightly more advanced. It was as if this man was from the future, or...
"An alternate universe." finished Goober. Slimesy gave him a look. "Hey, it looks like this guy's from an alternate universe, slurp."
"Hey." said a voice. They turned, seeing one of their leaders, Pit, emerging from the hideout. "You guys can't leave unless you're recruiting or searching for the secret, remember?" said Pit. He noticed the unconsious man and widened his eyes. "Link!" Goober made a confused look.
"Link? Like the Hero of Winds?"
"No, no. This Link is from an alternate universe and is one of our friends!" he shouted. Goober gave an, "I told you so", look to Slimesy. Pit ran over to Link, checking his pulse. He was relieved to find that he was still alive. "Help me lift him."
"Urgh..." groaned Link. He wakes up and spazzed out a little; there were monsters surrounding his bed. He looks around for his sword, but didn't find it. So all he could was make a pathetic threat. "Back you fiends! I have hands to.. um... punch you with!"
"Relax kid." said a familiar voice. Link looked up to see Snake, who was leaning against a wall and having a smoke.
"Oh god! Help, there's monsters swarming this place!" he cried. Snake took out his cigarette in order to explain things more clearly.
"These guys? Don't worry, their allies. Did you get that paper Meta Knight sent everyone?" he asked. Link nodded. "Well, after reading that, Samus, Pit, and I decided to form a group to fight this guy. We got a lot of monsters as recruits, so don't be surprised to find a giant hog beast in the bathroom."
"But... Wait! Where am I?" asked Link.
"The Great Sea, slurp!" said a ChuChu, who was among some of the creatures examining Link. It's not everyday that a man from an alternate universe falls out of the sky. Link brightened up.
"This is Toon Link's place, right? Man, it's so colorful and peaceful. I wonder how Hyrule is..." he said. Everyone suddenly got awkward looks. A Moblin leaned over to Snake.
"Should we tell him about Hyrule?"
"As a friend of mines would say, "Some things are better left unsaid."" stated Snake. His codec beeped.
"I never said that Snake." said a voice.
"It's probably something you would say anyway Mei." shouted back Snake. Link groaned, getting off of his bed, ignoring the stares of the various people surrounding him. He seemed to be in a clinic of some sort. He looked around, seeing that he was in a vast cave, which was full of unfamiliar people. He then recognized a familiar woman in a power suit and chased her down.
"Samus!" he yelled. Samus turned around. Through the visor on her helmet, Link saw that she was shocked.
"Link! We didn't expect you to recover this fast!" said Samus.
"She used her witchy-powers!" shouted Slimesy from far away. Samus ignored this.
"Link, how did you get here?"
"Well... I was running from Giygas..." murmurred Link, who was suddenly acting nervous.
"Oh good. We need someone other then me and those idiots Snake and Pit to tell about Giygas. Another eye-witness account will surely open eyes." she said. She turned away from him when Link grabbed her shoulder.
"Samus, is there somewhere I could be alone?" asked Link.
"Take the stairs above-ground." she said. Link thanked her, searching for the stairs. He ascended upwards, and saw a vast sea and a beautiful night sky. A wonderful place. Link walked away from the entrance to the base. As soon as he was far enough away... he laughed. Hs laugh wasn't in an amused tone, but a full out crazy one.
He made an evil grin, one that no one would see. What naive idiots, he thought. They simply greeted him, not asking if there was anything wrong with him. Fools. He thought about the Summit, where Giygas had been chasing him, or at the very least, an extension of him. He had run for his life, trying to evade the abomination. However, Giygas eventually caught up to him and devoured him.
It wasn't a pleasant feeling. Pain was surging throughout his entire body, causing him to scream. But no one could hear him. Everytime he screamed he inhaled some of Giygas' gas, corrupting him on the inside. At first, he resisted it. But eventually, he welcomed the corruption, as the more corrupted he felt, the less pain that was dealt to him. His thoughts began turning more twisted, dark, and psychotic, pushing away thoughts of hope and survival. Link no longer cared about the good things in life such as friendship, but instead began caring about evil things like Giygas. Finally, the pain went away, as did the red dark realm he was trapped in.
Instead, he was directly inside the grand hall of Smash Castle, which had been turned to a throne room for Giygas. Due to the now twisted state of his mind, Link kneeled to Giygas, saying that it's an honor to meet him. This was exactly what Giygas had been counting on: brainwashing the great Hero of Time to his side. Wait, it wasn't brainwashing. More like making him have a relevation. Giygas welcomed him to his side, telling Link that the Smashers were the enemy and had to be destroyed. Link did not object to this of course. Brought to a plot hole, the fallen hero was told to survey the Wind Waker universe, to search for the secret as well as report Smasher activity.
Glad that he no longer has to pretend to be the hero he once was, he took out an amulet, which had been gifted to him. He spoke directly to it, in an insane like manner, "Ha... Sir, there's a resistance brewing up over here... Those idiots are still looking for the secret here..."
The amulet shook, conveying Giygas' voice. "A resistance huh? Well, having people directly defying me will make conquering of that universe harder, but I presume you could take care of the problem."
Link grinned. "Of course I will." He put away his amulet, prepared to do his first act of evil. But there's only one problem: where the hell was his sword?
Giygas chuckled, thinking of what horrible thing Link will commit to the resistance. Kill it's leaders? Burn their headquarters down? The possibillities are endless. Hmm? Ah right. The boy finally had enough. Briefly turning into his abominational form, he threw Porky Minch out of his realm. Unlike poor Link, Porky is already a villain, and wasn't very affected by the punishment other than mass trauma.
"Had fun?" said Giygas sarcastically.
"Oh sure. I went to have a girly tea party with all of the demons inside you, and we wore stupid hats and crap!" shot back Porky. He left the throne room, muttering to himself. Giygas looked at a screen, which showed his prisoners (Falco and Jigglypuff; not ROB though, since he's a robot and robots are stupid) sleeping, with troubled looks on their faces. He briefly considered brainwashing one of them to act for his side, but the other Smashers would be suspicious, considering the last time they saw their now imprisoned friends was them turning into trophies and Giygas' darkness directly consuming them. He decided to have a little fun with them. He floated up to the screen and pressed a button.
Inside the cell, a trumpet sounded off loudly. Falco and Jigglypuff woke up, freaked out. Upon realizing that this was the trumpet prank that Giygas had used on them 12 times already, they got pissed off.
"The hell's your problem!" yelled Falco, who shook his tiny fist on the screen.
"I may still be a prisoner, but I deserve beauty sleep!" shouted Jigglypuff. Her and Falco bitterly laid back down and went back to sleep. ROB looked over his friends, trying to process what they're doing.
"MOTION - SLEEPING. DOES NOT COMPUTE. MY SYSTEMS WILL NOW EMIT A LOUD NOISE IN ORDER TO GET SOMEONE TO NOTICE AND FIX THIS PROBLEM." said ROB. A slot slid off of his body, revealing a speaker. The speaker began emitting an alarm noise, causing Falco and Jigglypuff to cover their ears, clearly disturbed. Giygas smiled. This never got old.
...And now he was bored again. There was not much going on other than plotting and scheming, and most of his minions are probably asleep, and Porky was probably going back to his universe to torture Ness and his friends with a terrible movie marathon. Hmm... Oh right, King Boo is a ghost. He doesn't sleep. He summoned King Boo, who had been in the process of watching a soap opera.
"Fight for your man Goombella! ...Oh hey boss." said King Boo. He threw away the tissues he had been using to wipe his tears and tried to make a scary face. It was an overwhelming failure.
"King Boo, just a thought but, HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING THIS WEEK?" yelled Giygas. King Boo flinched.
"Well.. I... was stalking Link."
"...I was doing that and I brainwashed him hours ago."
"...Pokemon Trainer?"
"I don't believe you." said Giygas, taking out a clipboard to see what King Boo had accomplished. Other than being a fat useless sack of crap, his section of the evaluation was empty. "I need you to go out and actually do something for my side. Go look for the secret in your world, or the next time you come back without doing anything I shall devour your soul. Forever."
"But Princess Daisy said that if she ever saw me in the Mushroom World again, she'll blast me to pieces!" cried King Boo.
"I don't care." said Giygas. He then realized what the ghost king had said. "Wait, Daisy?"
"I tried to take over the world while Mario was off at the Brawl tournament but things went horribly wrong." explained King Boo. Giygas threw the clipboard at him.
"I'm honestly not sure why I recruited you in the first place. Oh that's right, I thought you were a ruthless successful ghost king. BUT YOU'RE NOT! You're just a pathetic floating soul, which will be devoured unless YOU GET GOING!" yelled Giygas. King Boo yelped, flying off. He then floated back in.
"Uh, which way are the plot holes?" he asked.
"...I'm not going to tell you. Figure it out yourslef." growled Giygas. King Boo, deciding that asking stupid questions would probably lead to his demise, left the throne room. Giygas sighed, bored once again. He then got another brilliant idea. He spewed out a boy out of his void. This boy had done the worst thing that anyone, including him, would ever do: insult Nintendo. He looked down at the squirming kid. "Now do you think Nintendo is impressive?"
"No! Never! Microsoft's and Sony's technology is much better!" Jeff shouted. Those words formed another horrible taboo that everyone heard. Giygas twitched a bit, horrified that this stupid child still dares to insult Nintendo after days of torture. Fox briefly woke up, only to go back to sleep muttering something about killing Jeff. The entire GAG organization freaked out until Samus calmed all of them down with her witchcraf... I mean technology. Jigglypuff and Falco stirred in their sleep, hoping very much to god that this was just Giygas trying to psyche them out. Iwata, who was reconsidering the future of the MOTHER series, heard this as well and decided that MOTHER should never be brought to the states. Ever. Everyone had a strong urge to hunt down the being known as Jeff, whoever he was.
"...Guess who's going to spend another day inside the darkness?" said Giygas, a portal opened up, ready to suck Jeff in. However, Jeff began crying.
"I don't want to go in there! I-It hurts and the demons inside want to beat me up!" cried Jeff. "I'll do anything! Just don't send me back there!" Giygas was ready to suck him back in... but then realized that this kid could be another potential recruit.
"Really?" said the demon, "Then I suppose you won't mind killing your friends?"
"Yes! That jerk Ness let me get beaten up by almost everyobody in the forest, Paula thought my Jeffmobile was stupid, and Poo never liked me in the first place!" cried out Jeff. Giygas smirked. This boy would have no qualms about killing his only friends. He had to admit that the Jeffmobile was stupid though.
"Excellent. That was just a test to see if you have any morals, and clearly you don't." said Giygas. He rose from his throne and went over to Jeff, extending a hand. "Are you willing to work for me?"
The boy briefly considered his options. On one hand, Giygas is a horrible evil and doesn't deserve any help whatsoever.
...On the other hand, Giygas might protect him from the hordes of people out for his blood.
He grabbed Giygas' hand, letting the demon pull him up. They shook their hands. The deal had been accepted. Giygas went back to his throne.
"Welcome to the dark side. If you stay here, I'll protect you from all of the people trying to kill you. Oh yeah, and one more thing..." said Giygas.
"What?" asked Jeff. He was suddenly tackled by Pichu and Dr. Mario, who began beating him up.
"Take this you punk!" yelled Pichu. No one could take him seriously, considering that Pichu had a child's voice. However, that made anyone who heard the fight believe that a toddler was beating up Jeff, which made the situation more sadder than it already is.
"Your prescription calls for extra death! Take a beating three times a day!" yelled Dr. Mario.
Giygas just watched the one-sided battle from his throne, sighing. He really missed Mewtwo and Ashley, who were arguably the sanest and least idiotic of all of his minions. He picked up his clipboard from the floor and began writing positive notes on them, while ignoring his new recruit's screaming.
"WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME!" he screamed as Pichu shocked him.
"I never said I would protect you from my other cohorts." uttered Giygas. He looked over his evaluation:
Vaati
-Weird and very flamboyant. His power over wind is impressive.
-Went to the Animal Crossing universe with Mewtwo. Called in saying they got the secret, but they're currently being forced to work for a raccoon. May possibly recruit raccoon.
-Grade: B-
Ashley
-Cruel but is young. Isn't quite strong enough.
-Placed Giygas bomb in F-Zero universe. Results were disappointing.
-Currently grooming Lucas to become another potential recruit.
-Grade: C+
Ridley
-Quite spacey, but is dangerous when he's focused.
-Failed to capture three Smashers.
-Grade: C-
King Boo
-The greatest disappointment ever.
-Has done nothing.
-A fat useless sack of crap.
-His delivery of cupcakes is the only thing preventing me from killing him. Finding someone to willingly cook and bring food to the meetings is hard.
-Grade: D
Mewtwo
-Leader of the Melee cast.
-One of the most sanest people here.
-Has found a secret.
-Grade: A
Link
-Turned over to our side; completely crazy at the moment.
-Found resistance brewing in Wind Waker universe hours after deployment.
-Grade: Too early to be certain.
Jeff
-Everyone hates him.
-Grade: A+
He frowned at the evaluation. Only Vaati, Mewtwo, Link, and Jeff (although the urge to kill him is high) has left a nice impression on him. He could only hope for the others to work harder. Especially King Boo. He put away the clipboard and saw a bloodied Jeff cowering on the floor. Pichu and Dr. Mario wiped their hands of his blood and went off to do their own thing.
"...Breathing... not working..." he moaned.
"Dr. Mario, I know you hate that boy but can you fix him?" asked Giygas.
"...Can I combine his limbs with machines?" asked Dr. Mario.
"An arm cannon thing would be nice." said Jeff.
"Shut up!" yelled Pichu, who kicked him in the head. Ouch.
"Fine." said Giygas. Dr. Mario jumped up with glee and told Pichu to help carry Jeff's body to his office. Making sure no one could see him, Giygas quickly wrote in something about Dr. Mario:
Dr. Mario
-Mad scientist. Watch out for him.
To be continued...
There, are you happy?
I'm pleased.
Now thanks to you, the readers know Link is evil more earlier than planned! And I was going to make GAG secret and stuff, but now everyone knows who they are! Ugh, it feels weird to write something other than my usual mindless dribble. Now, get out.
Very well.
Ugh, my poor fourth wall. Now then, I am aware that this chapter might not be up to my usual standards, but hey, it's a chapter. Now then... oh hey, Giygas left me a list of questions. Ahem... Will the great Giygas take over the universe? Will King Boo stop being a disappointment to everyone? Will Jeff be a great recruit? Will those foolish heroes die horribly? Find out next time when I win! ...What the hell. Ugh, this is stupid. Well, see you later.