Author's Note (Awoken): Hello, our lovelies. You guessed it, Monster helped me with this fic. I feel like his presence is very much there when I write a fic with him. To be honest I was a bit jealous this week. My fic got 4 new reviews after an update while PTP also got 4 new ones without updating. I guess it rubbed me the wrong way cause I've always been a sidekick, even when I write my own stories. So Monster is still studying for finals which means he's in study mode (grumpy, tired, etcetera. Maybe because I've been calling him the next Cynical Brit). Next week we'll be getting a different update, possible Songfics or PTP. Reply to the reviews below. Please enjoy.

Funny Man x Charlie Scene

"If any of us would have a gay three way, I think it would be Danny", J-Dog stated in all seriousness. That's when the whole bus fell silent. You could literally hear a needle fall to the floor.

"What?"

J-Dog shrugged. "Danny would totally have a gay three way if any of us had to do it."

The singer blinked a few times. "Come again?"

"Yeah, that would probably be one of your lines", J-Dog replied with a grin.

Danny scrunched his nose in disgust. "I'd never do that."

"No, I'm not saying you would but I think you would if any of us HAD to. Like. If we'd die and you had to have a three way to save us, would you do it?"

"Depends with who."

"Funny and Charlie", Johnny joined the conversation.

The Mexican and bandana rapper looked up disturbed. "Why the fuck are you bringing us into this?"

"Come on!" Johnny expressed. "You think Danny's hot, don't you?"

Charlie raised an eyebrow. "Did I ever say so?"

"No, but you're always staring at his butt."

Funny Man burst out laughing when his best friend shut his mouth as if he didn't want to make matters worse.

"Oh, you have no right to laugh", Da Kurlzz scoffed. "You always have to touch him."

"What?!"

"That's true. You're always wrapping your arms around him", Johnny joined.

The Mexican folded his arms. "Thanks a lot. I just like to hug."

"Me too!" Danny tried to defend but he only made it worse. Instead he sat down quietly next to the baritone voiced rapper. "I'm just trying to help."

"I'm just saying if you had to have a three way to save us, you'd do it with Funny and Charlie", J-Dog said truthfully.

Danny looked at Charlie, then at Funny Man. He turned his back to both of them. "No."

The Mexican poked his sides, making him jump and fall back against him. "Don't do that! I'm ticklish."

Funny Man chuckled and put an arm around his waist as he lay his head in his lap.

"Nooo, you guys would certainly not bone", Charlie sarcastically stated. "I'd be one hell of a third wheel in your three way."

Danny laughed and reached out to smack Funny Man's head. "No, I'd never be able to do it with this idiot."

"Get a room", Da Kurlzz coughed as he unlocked his phone with a swipe. "Someone needs to push you guys together in a room so you can finally get together."

Funny Man scoffed. "That's disgusting. He's my friend."

Danny turned to his side in his lap. "This is tiring."

"I think Danny might be the third wheel in their three way", Johnny said.

"Why?"

"Because there's a ton of Chunny Man fanfiction."

"Chunny Man?"

"Yeah. Funny Scene? Charlie Man? I don't know! I don't ship them!"

"I only ship Fanny."

All five of them stared at Danny. "You ship Fanny? You ship yourself with Funny Man?"

"Yeah, I mean. It's false but we would totally be a cute couple", Danny laughed, petting Funny Man's arm because he was staring at him in horror. "No, Danny, no."

Charlie folded his arms. "I would NEVER bone Funny Man so yeah, go bone Danny."

The singer laughed and tried to punch Charlie's leg but the rapper avoided the hit. "Anyway, what kind of fanfiction is there about us?" Funny Man asked Charlie.

He shrugged as an answer. "Johnny said it."

Johnny looked up at the sound of his name. "What?"

"What kind of Funny Scene fanfiction is there?"

"Basically just you two being best friends with benefits", he murmured. "Not really that interesting. Most pair Charlie up with Da Kurlzz and Funny Man either with me or with Danny."

"With you? Like hell I would! I'd rather do it with Danny than with you."

"How would Funny 3 Tears even work?"

"Very rough sex", Danny chuckled to which both men scrunched their nose. "Danny!"

"I'd rather have sex with Charlie than him", Funny Man said. "This makes me feel sick to my stomach."

Charlie scratched the back of his head. "Wrong choice of words."

"Why?"

"Your birthday 2005."

The Mexican shot up and scooted away from Charlie. "Dude, why are you bringing that up now?"

"Because it's relevant!" Charlie hissed.

Danny, Johnny, Da Kurlzz and J-Dog both gazed at them in wonder. "What happened on your birthday 2005?"

Funny Man's face reddened. "Just forget about it!"

"No! I'm curious!" Danny begged to which the Mexican caved in.

"Fine, but I just want to remind you guys that Johnny and Charlie have kissed each other over three times!"

"And you have kissed me", J-Dog murmured, whipping out his phone. "So get on with the fanfiction already."

Charlie laughed. "It's stupid really. You guys weren't there for his birthday but we were all going to celebrate the day after. I was there so we decided to go clubbing. He was twenty, I was nineteen. We got fucking drunk."

"Shitfaced", Funny Man corrected. "Completely shitfaced. Dude, we don't even remember half of it."

"Shitfaced then. We met these cute brunette twins and we hung out with them at the bar and they were like complaining how guys think it's hot when girls kiss but hate it when guys kiss."

By now the guys were staring at them wide eyed and Danny had got up and out of his lap. "That's just a kiss so what?"

"Let me finish", Charlie complained. "We told them it just had to be that way because guys were animals and they said that if we kissed, they'd do it for us as well. I mean, come on… twins making out? Who would turn that down? And we were drunk."

"Shitfaced", Funny Man nervously said. "So we did as they wanted to but of course, this drunk fucker had to go a little bit too far and too long so I shoved him away after a bit."

"Dude! You know how clingy I get when you give me booze. So yeah and then they kissed but we were kinda out of it. I don't know, it was weird."

"Yes, it was like we wanted to go home just like that."

"So we did."

"But of course Charlie stayed over for the night."

"And I get clingy."

"So some things happened."

"What kind of things?" Johnny asked with a disgusted expression. Danny patted his shoulder. "They fucked."

"We did not!" Funny Man called out.

Charlie hid an awkward smile as he looked away. "At least, we don't know."

"What?"

"We can't remember what happened."

"So nothing happened?" J-Dog asked as if he just heard the worst anticlimax possible.

Funny Man rolled his eyes. "Something happened. Last thing I remember is fucking falling over with Charlie on top of me."

"SO you're a bottom!" Danny called out with a grin. "Then you won't fit with me, Funny. I can be bottom too."

All five turned their eyes to Danny. "You're a bottom?"

"What? I have drunk stories too, you know."

Funny Man patted his head. "So we woke up half naked in the same bed."

Charlie clapped his hands. "Ok! Enough awkward stories. Who wants to get pizza?"

"No."

"What?"

"You're not getting out of this. Were there no signs of what you did?" Johnny asked.

"Like someone's butt hurting", Da Kurlzz chuckled, earning himself a punch from Charlie. "No signs."

"So you didn't get it on?"

"We don't know."

Johnny jumped upright. "Now we can get pizza!"

"I still want to know what kind of fanfiction is out there about us", Funny Man wondered aloud. Danny pulled his friend upright. "No. I'm still on team Fanny."

"Why are you on team Fanny?"

Charlie rolled his eyes and stomped his shoulder. "Because he likes you, you dense dickhead."

The singer turned bright red. "NO I DON'T!"

"Then why are you on team Fanny?"

"Because he's mine", Danny argued, sticking out his tongue.

Da Kurlzz whipped out his phone. "You're not the one who had sex with him."

"Birthday sex even", Johnny laughed.

J-Dog sent a link to Da Kurlzz who smirked when he opened it. "Dude…"

"What?"

"Too far."

"What is it?!" both Funny Man and Charlie asked.

"Nothing!"

"Is it fanfiction."

"Oh yeah."

"About?"

"The two of you fighting over Danny."

The singer looked at both of them. "Oh no, not gonna happen. Not even for a million dollars."

"Not even for a million dollars?" Charlie asked.

"Fine. I'd have a three way for a million dollars."

"I told you you'd be the one having a three way!" J-Dog shouted in victory as the others shook their head.

Please Review, they're our heavy fuel. Which pairing should we scar next?

WCDragonS. : It is slightly unfair how Monster gets all the slashfics and I get a realityfic so that's why I included a tiny amount of slash. Besides, Danny is shipable with everyone. Glad you liked it.

Ro: It is good to be back but I don't know for how long I'll be here this time. Winter has the habit of putting me in the hospital. For now, I think this was a better Discovery fic than the ones I've done before, if only for the ending.

HU4LIFEBITCHES: You know how Monster ships Fanny most but always kinda includes Channy? It's because of me. I keep telling him Channy would be better, although my obsession with Channy is disappearing and I'm more into Fanny again.

Zev: I can't stable out because it's permanent but don't worry, I'm not dying just yet. I did love the ending as well. I believe in multiple shippings but in a different light. I ship Danny and Johnny as true love in a quite poetic light, I ship Danny and Funny as the pair who would stop hunting for girls only because they fell for each other by accident and I ship Charlie and Danny as the flirty pair. It all depends on how you see their personality at that moment.