SIDE BIT: DANZO GOES 'TRUMP' IN KONOHA.
Good evening viewers, I am Moegi, welcome to our daily broadcast revolving around the First Democratic elections fully put in place by the Sixth Hokage, Hatake Kakashi-sama.
"Huh?" Boruto looked from the dining table to the flat screen in the sitting room. He was seen munching in a toast, while preparing tea. Oh, those election interviews huh.
"Hey Dad!" Not hearing an answer, he shrugged, listening while making breakfast.
Today we have a special guest who is hoping to ramp up votes for the upcoming elections as well as point out why voting him is the best way to go. He is fighting for the seat alongside Uzumaki Naruto the hero of the elemental nations.
"No way." Boruto muttered out with a widened gaze.
Please welcome-
"Dad!"
-Shimura Danzo.
"What is it?" Naruto groaned stepping out of the door. Boruto gestured to the tv to which Naruto blinked a bit. He sighed seeing the smug smirk on the warmonger's face. "This shouldn't be good."
Boruto smirked. "Coffee?"
"Hell Yea."
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"So Mr. Danzo, you are running against the toughest opposition ever, I mean, it's Uzumaki Naruto."
"Of course you are in love with him."
"Wha-"
"Everyone is in love with him. Who wouldn't? I mean, it's the hero right?" Danzo asked with a smirk.
Moegi looked bewildered. "Uh."
"You all cheer for him when he goes oh I am going to keep peace and order in the nations, blah blah blah. Oh come on! Seriously aren't you people seeing the conspiracy?"
"Conspiracy?"
"Naruto, Kakashi, Obito and Madara and heck even Tsunade were all in the Infinite Dream Plan. It was just a big political gamble from the start."
"Huh?!" Moegi looked with a slacked jaw.
"Don't be deceived by those smiles." Danzo exclaimed. He then further buttressed his point. "And yes, my credible sources in ROOT told me all of his plan."
Danzo leaned forward as if sharing a secret. "And I can even prove, he wasn't born in the village."
Moegi looked incredulous looking around. Am I being pranked or something? I knew there was something fishy when Konohamaru begged me to hold this show. His stupid reporter girlfriend…
"Um sir." She chuckled, pointing out. "He is the Son of the Fourth Hokage."
"Or is he?" Danzo whispered, looking to the camera. He then used his hands to indicate an explosion in his head. He whispered again. "Mind blown."
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Naruto looked with a gaping jaw. "What the f…" He halted his statement knowing Boruto was in the room.
Hinata stepped into the parlor, a disapproving frown emerged from her face. "You guys started breakfast already?"
"Yo, Hinata come check this out." Naruto muttered ignoring her last statement.
She blinked looking at the screen. "Is that Danzo-san?"
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"Okaaay." Moegi drawled, feeling amused about the whole thing. "Is it possible that all you've said now is false?"
"Naruto is a bloody immigrant!" Danzo exclaimed, slamming his fist on the table.
"Wow."
"His real parents were. The Fourth couldn't place the Nine tails in his child because as a result of the Kyuubi being extracted from Uzumaki Kushina, their child died! So he quickly flashed to the slums, found a child and took him from the parents who were all glad to let him go. I'm sure they are in Tetsu no kuni now, enjoying the benefits of their sacrifice. And funny thing? They were blonds! Minato is very articulate, even in the time of peril."
"And the Infinite Dream?"
"My credible source dates back to when the kid was a genin. The current Sixth Hokage was his sensei then, and so they came up with a well thought out plan to eliminate the potential candidates aiming to impede their control over Konoha."
"Really?"
"Yea." Danzo affirmed. "Kakashi then went to meet Obito who had reconciled with him after the Third Shinobi war, but decided to stay away from the village because the loss of Nohara Rin was too much on him. So Kakashi spoke to Obito, who knew Madara, who advised him to create the Akatsuki, in summary, it's a fuckin' big spider's web! The entire Fourth Shinobi world war was brought about by a couple of politicians. I know, sounds like a bad fanfiction huh? That's the trick. You'd never know, you're never supposed to know. Hiruzen knew, and guess what happened to him, Orochimaru killed him. My life is actually in danger. I know this from my sources."
Who the hell are these fucking sources?!
Moegi looked on with widened eyes, unable to comment. She was slack jawed completely.
A cough from the camera man made her to blink and look towards him before coughing and sighing. She looked to the script she was holding.
"So what are your plans for Konoha?"
"It's because of Naruto we are having this problems now. Had Hashirama built a bigger wall, we would have been safe. We need a bigger wa-"
Naruto switched off the television looking shocked. Hinata and Boruto looked at the screen in puzzlement.
"I think I need to speak to Kakashi."
"Yea, you do that."
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Kakashi was seen speaking to Tsunade in alarm.
"Oh shit! I think he's on to us!"
Tsunade was seen shocked looking at the muted screen. "But this should be impossible! Who would have told him?! We were very careful!"
"This was a close circle. Jiraiya freaking died for this! I'm sure it's Obito, that asshole loves conspiracies."
"What do you think we do now?"
"Oh I know." Naruto spoke stepping into the room with a darkened gaze.
"We kill Danzo, then, we start another shinobi world war."
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NOTE: No political jibber jabber involved here. Just meant to be fun. I'm not even American so I don't really care about their politics. Heck, I don't even care about mine. Trump though, is hilarious.