Sam decided to take Daniel's advice and take Jack out golfing. Jack walked on ahead to see where his ball went while Sam teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward Jack.

Indeed, the ball hit poor Jack, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

Sam rushed up to the Jack and immediately began to apologize. Sam quickly remembered a book Janet had given her on physical therapy: "Please let me to help.", she begged him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and finally he allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"

To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

Whack!

Jack really had to find a way to stop Sam from hitting him.

Please review :)