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Bonnie continued walking down the street alone. Some guy tried to grab her arm. His friends laughed when he "accidently" went flying into a green shutter on the side of the building. Bonnie sped up a little when she noticed a Santera watching her curiously, a knowing smile stretched across her wrinkled features. Bonnie threw her a quick grin then continued on her way. She was about to walk into another jazz club when something caught her eye. She paused, that old protective instinct flaring to life.

Bonnie couldn't ignore her gut. She walked past the club door, and peered into the alleyway on the side of the building. She walked into the thoroughfare and could hear muzzled screams. Bonnie sped toward the sound. She found herself speeding around a corner and staring at a woman her mouth covered by a pale hand. A vampire had the woman pinned to the building its head buried in the crook of her neck. Without thinking the Witch closed her fist and the figure flew backwards into the building. The woman being attacked was dropped on the ground.

The disheveled woman glared at Bonnie. "What the fuck are you doing?" The woman spat, tottering over to the creature lying in various bits of debris on the ground. "Are you okay, baby?" She said desperately trying to wake her assailant. Bonnie was confused. She was being used as a meal. Bonnie could clearly see blood dripping down her neck.

"Not everyone hates vampires like you do, darling." A familiar voice said from behind her. Bonnie groaned as she turned and faced the original. She glowered at Kol's smirking expression.

"I'm going to kill you bitch." The vampire said getting to its feet. Bonnie turned, staring at the creature. It was a woman. Bonnie noticed both women were scantily dressed. It was clear now she had interrupted some kinky dark alley vampire sex. She bit her lip in embarrassment.

"Uhh, sorry." She said backing away.

"I'll show you sorry, whore." The vamp sped over to her. Bonnie moved back to get a spell off, but Kol had grasped the vamp around her neck.

"She's with me." He growled at the vampire. "Matter of fact. Spread the word. Bonnie Bennett is under Kol Mikealson's protection." Kol released her. The woman still glowered at Bonnie.

"Understood," she said grabbing her lover's hand and slinking out of the alley.

"Under your protection? Kol." Bonnie began.

"You don't write. You don't call. You just destroy the other side and forget about our torrid love affair." Kol said walking around the witch. The air outside was suddenly very warm.

"I heard Klaus got a witch to get you out in time. I'm glad I could help him when he called." Bonnie said easing back toward the street. Towards people who weren't crazy, and towards people she hadn't let fuck her every which way on the other side despite their mental state.

"It's the least you could do after you left me stranded there, twice." Kol said pinning her against a building. He inhaled her scent. Bonnie ducked under his arms and walked towards the street.

"I thought you were over that." Bonnie said walking ahead of him. Kol swaggered after.

"I was. I am. Don't be cross with me, darling. You're in my city. Let's have some fun." Kol said pulling her onto Bourbon Street.

-o0o-

Bonnie shook her head as Kol compelled the vendor to hand over two cones of chocolate ice cream. "Your favorite. If I remember correctly." Bonnie took the cone and huffed. "Remember the time I ate it off your stomach after we…"

"Kol! What happened to what happens in limbo stays in limbo." Bonnie whispered, hoping no one heard him. She was pretty sure the hobo did because he was giving her a leer she didn't like.

Kol rolled his eyes. "You with all your rules. Kol don't burn down the boardinghouse. Kol you can't kill Jeremy in his sleep. Kol tell me when you're about to come. Silly, Bunny."

"I told you not to call me that. My parents call me that." Kol shrugged finishing off his cone. He grabbed her hand as a group of drunken frat boys walked by and bumped into the witch.

"Excuse you." Bonnie said turning back to group.

"What did you say, hoe?" A particularly tall guy replied. His friends laughed. Bonnie recognized the guys from earlier.

"She said excuse you." Kol said stepping in front of Bonnie. His eyes narrowing into hardened slits. His mouth twisted into a sneer.

"What the fuck are you going to do about it faggot? I bet this black cunt has got you pussy whipped." More laughter erupted from the drunken crowd. Bonnie grabbed Kol's hand.

"Kol. Let's just go. You said you wanted to show me the batting cages." Bonnie pleaded. The guy was an asswhole but nobody deserved the fate Kol would have in store for him.

"Just a minute darling. I'm talking to my friend over her." Kol said pulling away from her. Bonnie watched in silence as vampires appeared from the shadows. Kol had obviously proceeded with his plan to rebuild his family, his legacy as he had called it while he was ranting in the past.

"Just a minute darling." The obtuse man mimicked. He had no idea that death was near. The attack happened so fast Bonnie didn't no what was happening until Kol was wiping blood from his mouth, and bodies were being carried into the alley they had just left. You could barely hear the men's screams over the traffic in the streets. Sloshed humans continued wading up the boulevards as if five men weren't just brutally murdered. Look what I got, Kol said holding up a small black rectangular object.

"My late night snack has excellent taste in automobiles." Bonnie just stared at the original. She shouldn't be shocked. She knew he was a lunatic before, during, and after she slept with him.

"Are you really going to act like that just didn't happen?" Bonnie said curling her arms around herself.

"What, the part where I protected your honor, or the part where I ridded the world of one less git." Kol said grabbing her hand.

"Who's going to rid the world of you?" Bonnie lobbied at the original. Kol turned staring into her eyes.

"My bet is on you, darling or one of your ancestors. You are after all our creators. But, not tonight. Tonight we celebrate." Kol clicked the key and watched as a sports car down the street sprung to life.

"Come on, Bunny. Let's go for a ride." Kol smiled at her. She tried to fight it but his joy was infectious. She smiled back at him.

The original was bad, and dangerous, and everything Bonnie wasn't. She knew she was courting disaster being with him, but she didn't care. She couldn't care not in this moment. She just wanted to hold on to the excitement. It was alluring, and sexy, and totally addictive.

Kol pulled into the street like a bat out of hell. He swerved around a few tourists who were stupid enough to get in his way. He stopped at the light turning on the stereo. Bonnie thought he was going cream his pants when Eminem's voice burst into the car. Kol loved Slim Shady. She had cursed the day she let him listen to Lose Yourself in her bedroom on the other side. She groaned, embarrassed as he rapped to the lyrics. She knew her face was red when a couple of guys blasting death metal pulled up beside him. They had a muscle car, and Bonnie knew all too well were this was headed.

She clung to the side of the car, as Kol sped off at the green light. She was certain they were going over the rail as both cars turned for the highway at breakneck speeds-break every bone in your body speeds was more like it. Bonnie prayed to God for forgiveness as the world sped by outside of her window.

She just had to be a horny little freak in limbo. She just needed the D. Now, look where her afterlife choices had gotten her. Beside a psychopath, laughing maniacally as he left his competitors in the dust. She sat back and tried not to think about dying in a fiery crash as Slim Shady rapped his misogynistic bullshit.

Bonnie could finally breath again when Kol stopped trying to mimic Vin Diesel in the fast and furious. He was slowing down and turning into a park, the batting cages. Kol loved baseball. He had some strange obsession with bats. He had told her once, post-coitus, besides his fangs and magic, bats were his weapons of choice. She ignored it then and let him eat her out.

Kol reached for her hand as he helped her out of the car. At the front of the park was a hut that housed equipment, and had bathrooms. Kol unlocked the door to the equipment room and took out two bats and a helmet. He placed the hat on Bonnie's head and stole a quick kiss.

"Who did you compel to get a key?" Bonnie teased. Walking after the original.

"No one, love. This is my place. We have miniature golf just over that hill. I'm kind of a multi-millionaire, now. You should get off your high horse, and consider being my girlfriend in this life." Kol said unlocking a gate to one of the cages. Bonnie examined her sandals.

"Fine by me love. I have my pick of beautiful woman. I had two women who could be your twins just like week. Actually, they were twins. They had bigger tits, though." Kol said leering at her chest. Bonnie shook her head and huffed.

"What's your point, Kol?" Bonnie said sitting on the bench inside the fenced in area. The original went over to the machine and switched it on.

"My point is, Bonnie. Who's keeping your bed warm at night?" Kol said taking aim and sending a ball careening into the fence.

"I thought we were supposed to be having fun. I'm not having fun watching you play with your big stick and balls." Bonnie smirked.

"Well come here, love. I'll let you play with my big stick and balls, too." Kol smiled at her. He walked over to her pulling her off the bench.

"Stand here." Kol commanded as a ball zoomed past them.

"I don't want to get hit." Bonnie said flinching away as another ball flew past.

"You're not going to get hit. I got you." Kol positioned Bonnie with the bat, his arms around her setting up her swing. When another ball came close Bonnie and Kol both swung. There arms hands connected on the bat. Bonnie watched in glee as the ball went sailing back towards the machine.

"Okay, I want to do it by myself." Kol buried his face in her neck.

"I don't know. I think you need a bit more practice. I kind of like it like this." Bonnie pushed her butt back into his pelvis to get him to back away. The action had the opposite effect.

"That's not helping, darling. You know how much I love that arse." Kol said slapping her bottom.

"Kol stop. I want to play baseball." Kol groaned stepping back. He watched the witch swing and miss, laughing his ass off. He had to stop when she started knocking the dust off the balls.

"Okay. Let's play a little game shall we. Strip baseball." Kol said rubbing his hands together.

"Um, that's not a fair game. Don't you think the game is stacked in your favor?" Bonnie said turning to the original. Kol shrugged.

"I believe that's the point, darling. To get you naked and playing with my bat." Bonnie groaned.

"I suppose you want to get to home base." Bonnie said. Kol chuckled.

"You said it. Not me." Kol said. Bonnie thought about it, a mischievous glint shown in her eyes.

"No, I don't want to play that game. It's unfair." Bonnie proclaimed.

"So what game do you want to play?" Kol said knowing either way his dick was getting wet tonight.

"You promise you won't use vamp powers?" Bonnie questioned.

"I promise." Kol said making a crucifix. The witch half expected him to burst into flames.

"Well in that case. Catch me if you can." Bonnie sprinted, dropping the bat with a clamor.

Bonnie shot out of the cage running up the hill towards the golf park. She ran passed a mini windmill, and then a mini pyramid. She passed a number of miniature version of famous landmarks. She kept running looking back to see if the original was behind her. She stopped in front of the miniature version of Buckingham Palace. Kol was nowhere to be seen. Had she ran that fast? She was on the track team her freshman and sophomore year in high school. The witch yelped when the original tackled her from behind. They both landed on a grassy knoll.

"You cheated." Bonnie said out of breath trying to escape his grasp.

"You said no vamp powers. You said nothing about using the short cut from the batting cages to the 18th whole." Kol said tightening his hold, coping a few feels as he went.

"I didn't know about the short cut, Kol." Bonnie said elbowing the original. Kol grabbed her arm pinning it above her head.

"Maybe you should have done your research before making up the rules. I certainly would have done mine." Kol said settling himself on top of her. He leaned down capturing her lips.

"Kol, were in the middle of a mini-golf park." Bonnie said in between his kisses.

"So, you let me fuck you in the middle of your high school cafeteria, the mall food court, and on the city hall steps." Kol said.

"It was just us on the other side." Bonnie sighed as Kol's tongue trailed down her neck.

"It just us here now. The park closed hours ago." Kol said pulling up her top placing kisses on her stomach.

"Aren't there security cameras?" Bonnie asked looking around.

"Everywhere." Kol lifting up her skirt, and yanking down her underwear. "But you like that Bonnie, don't you." Kol said blowing on her wet heat. "You like the idea of people watching me fuck you."

The witch gasped as Kol's tongue flicked over her clit. His long tongue licked her slit lapping at the juices that were starting to flow from her. He bit playfully and slurped causing the woman to quiver. Bonnie's hand grappled at his hair, guiding Kol deeper inside her folds. The original took this as a sign to plunge his tongue inside of her. He loved her taste. Bonnie's legs locked around the original head, her bottom leaving the ground as she rode his face. Bonnie came hard crying his name. Kol quickly stripped the rest of his and her clothes off.

Kol rubbed himself against the witch, and then slowly entered her. "Oh Darling. I missed this tight wet pussy. Did you miss my cock?" Kol said pushing into her. Bonnie nodded quickly. Kol pulled out and slammed into her again. "You love to take my cock don't you Bonnie. You wanted my cock everywhere. In your ass. In your mouth. Remember, when I let you suck me dry on a picnic table in founder's park." The original boasted, pumping into her.

"Say it darling. Tell me you want my cock." He said moving at a punishing pace.

"I want your cock." Bonnie moaned as he filled her. Kol grabbed her hips roughly just the way she liked. The little witch could be kinky when she wanted. He was surprised at first when she asked him to fuck her on top of the bar in the grill. After that they kept inventing more ridiculous and disrespectful places to have sex. His favorite was in Klaus's bed at his abandoned mansion. The thought made his dick harder.

"I've got you on tape witch, being very naughty. Show the world how much you love my cock." Kol teased. Bonnie matched Kol's stroke grinding into the original. Bonnie was about to lose herself at the thought of people seeing her fuck Kol, to see them rutting like animals. Kol's pounding was brushing her swollen clit. She couldn't hold on at this pace… she couldn't… she drowned in a sea joy, her orgasm spurring Kol on. Kol fucked into her until pleasure over took him. He slipped out of her watching his seed spill across her stomach. He opened her legs wide. Her pussy was glistening he used his fingers to pry her open.

"They can see your cunt, Bonnie. They can see it twitching for me. They're watching you come for me." He chuckled when the witch came all over again.

-o0o-

Bonnie was packing her bags. By some miracle she got back to the hotel suite before her dad. When she went to the wedding all the groomsmen looked tired as hell. She wondered what they had got up to the night before. If it was anything like her night, they had had a blast. Bonnie smiled as she tried to put Kol out of her mind. It was time to return to reality. There was a knock at the door. Bonnie peeked out of the peep whole tentatively.

"Yes?" She said through the door.

"Package for Ms. Bennett." Bonnie opened the door for the bellman. Taking the large envelope in his hands.

"Thank you." She said closing the door ripping into the package. A cd fell into her hands with a note scrawled across the top.

Just a little something for you to remember me by. You and I in my directorial debut. No worries, I deleted the video after I made this for you. Maybe we can watch it again together one day. If not, we'll always have the 18th whole. Have a safe flight back home, Bunny. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.


A little Kennett never hurt anybody. I hope it was to your liking, if not you could always go back and find a more suitable paramour for Bonnie. ;-)