/FANFARE/
Falcon- The legendary tenth chapter..................
Libra- Yeah, and?
Falcon- Twenty reviews............This is so cool.
Hueso- She's lost it.
Falcon- Thanks for reviewing so far, everybody! Oh, Volinde, instead of the H2, here's extra sugar!
Libra- And BB and AD, here's your sugar!
Hueso- Is it safe to give these people all this sugar?
Falcon- No.
Hueso- Then why are you giving it to them?
Falcon- Because it's not safe. Anyways, where's Raptor?
Raptor (pops out behind them)- Falcon-sama doesn't own YuYu Hakusho!
Falcon- Franklin University.
Raptor- Beware, crossover starts this chapter!
Falcon- SHUT UP!
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Kurama walked in his house quietly, too used to being sneaky. He closed the door behind him and looked in the kitchen. Shori was making dinner, while a saddened look was plastered on her face.
"Mother, I'm back." Kurama smiled, holding a grocery bag in one hand and had his arm wrapped around a pumpkin. "They were out of pumpkins, so I had to go look everywhere." He froze when he heard something move upstairs. "Is Hiei up there?"
Shori looked up and smiled weakly. "No, its just people collecting your father's things. We're going to have them taken to our summer house." There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it."
She opened the door, standing there were two men wearing ties, dress pants, and jackets. The man closest to her held up a badge. "Are you Ms. Minamono?" The one with graying hair and grey-green eyes asked. She nodded. "I'm Detective Jones, this is Detective Riley," He indicated the black haired brown eyed younger man next to him. "Mind if we come in and ask a few questions?"
"Um, sure, come on in." She moved out of the way. "Have a seat," The two detectives sat down on the couch. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Water, please." Jones said. Shori walked into the kitchen. Jones and Riley looked at their surroundings. Kurama stood silently looking at them. "Hey, kid, what's your name?"
"Suuichi." He answered emotionlessly. He looked up the stairs as Hiei trotted down, never looking at the detectives. He was wearing a blue sleeveless shirt, which showed his bandaged arm. He looked up at Kurama now that he was standing next to him. "Detectives?" He asked, making it not even sound like a question.
"Yes, Hiei." Then, to the detectives, "Here about his murder, I suppose," He said, just as Shori walked back with the water. She sat down on a chair across from the couch.
"Yes, we are." Riley replied. "Do you know anything"
"He was a jerk." Hiei interrupted bluntly.
"Hiei, when did you get here?" Shori asked.
"Been here."
"So, Hiei, do you know of any enemies he may have had?" Riley asked the vertically challenged 'teenager'.
"I keep my nose out of people's business, so they don't have incentive to get in mine."
"I see. Had he been acting strangely before his death, worried, unnerved?"
"No." Shori said, "He was perfectly normal."
"Had he been having an affair of some sort, was he seeing another woman?"
"Blond hairs were in his comb." Kurama said quietly, worried about his mother's reaction. "They still are."
Jones nodded and Riley pulled a bag and gloves out of his pocket, he got up to go into the bathroom to get the comb. He came back with the comb in the bag.
"Is it okay if you come to the station later, so we can document this?" Jones asked Shori.
"Sure. But, can it wait until tomorrow?"
"No problem." They stood up. Jones and Riley shook Shori's hand, then reconsidered Kurama and Hiei from the solid stares they had been receiving.
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/NEXT DAY-ISH/
"And people wonder why I don't get along with cops." Yusuke said, after being informed about the detectives. "They're so damn nosy. 'Where were you this day on this night at this hour and minute, at the year 2005?' And then you gotta go and say, 'its '04, baka.'"
"Don't mention detectives in my presence," Hueso sighed. "They always end up thinking I did something."
"Did you ever think it was because, you did?" Raptor smirked. They were all on the school rooftop, standing around in various places. Raptor was sitting above the door, ready to smack someone in the head with his cane or tail if they said something stupid.
"The tire was already popped, that man FELL into the river, and I saved that baby, so back off!" Hueso laughed. "They're probably going to look for Hiei to talk to him about it."
"Well, they're going to have to check every tree in Tokyo for that." Kurama smiled. "They might look his name up in residential computers and find out it's like Hiei doesn't exist." He looked at the apparition, who was staring through the fence. "You haven't been arrested in this world, have you?"
"Hn. Please." Hiei scoffed. "This world is below me."
"No need worrying about that, then. Sangre, did you...Sangre?" Kurama looked in the doorway. Nothing but a small mumbling sound. Kurama walked down and turned the corner to see Sangre covering a blue-haired Botan's mouth, about to bite her.
"Sangre, that's Botan, the ferry girl." Kurama pointed out. "She comes to us with missions." Kurama froze. Great, a mission.
Sangre looked at Kurama for a moment, frustrated. He let Botan go, pushed her towards Kurama. "She shouldn't be so quiet, sneaking up on us." He said.
"My apologies, Sangre. I didn't mean to startle you."
"Hmm."
Kurama, Sangre, and Botan walked up the stairs and back onto the roof.
"Raptor, please kill her." Hiei said, monotone.
"Very funny, Hiei." Botan said. "Well, demons and Kuwabara, I present to you your next mission!"
Dead silence. (Except for the cricket!)
"Right. Okay. Well, anyways, Tomorrow night, there is going to be a party at Meiou high, correct?" Kurama nodded. "Well, there are going to be several vampires and low class demons there, planning to make havoc, and you boys need to stop them, okay?"
"How low class?" Libra raised a brow. He was a minion, generally real low class, but he was about a B to A.
"C's and D's." (I know some people don't like the class thing, so bye forever!)
"And we're worried?" Yusuke asked. "Weak demons and vampires."
WHACK!
"OW! DAMMIT!" Yusuke looked up at Raptor, who whistled innocently, his tail moved around behind him. "RAPTOR!"
"He did it." He pointed at Hueso, who slapped the back of Raptor's head, he then proceeded to wrap his tail around Raptor's neck.
"I don't breathe, stupid."
"Yeah, but if you squeeze hard enough your head will come off." Hueso smirked. His tail unwound from his neck.
"Well, tomorrow, don't forget, these are demons that will hurt the students. Guaranteed." Botan smiled. "Well, I have to go, those souls won't ferry themselves."
"Oh, please, don't go." Hiei said sarcastically. "Please stay."
Botan rolled her eyes and left.
"So, Halloween party." Yusuke grinned slyly. "What to wear, what to wear."
"You can't go as an ugly person, that's for sure." Libra said thoughtfully.
"Ha-ha, you should go as an intelligent human." Yusuke smirked.
"That's Kuwabara's costume." Raptor grinned.
"Oh, yeah, sorry, buddy." Yusuke said to the carrot top.
"Seriously, though."
"I dunno."
"Hiei?"
"None of your business."
"Kurama?"
"I must say the same."
Yusuke rolled his eyes. Someone needed to tell him what they were going as! "Fine. I'm going as Rando."
Kuwabara looked at him curiously. "Rando? You want to go as Rando?"
Kurama smiled. "That is a good idea. Go as our old foes. What do you think, Hiei?"
"It's like dancing on their graves. I'm in, maybe." Hiei smirked.
"Okay, I feel left out." Raptor said, confused.
"Seriously." Libra scratched his head with a clawed hand.
Kurama smiled at them. "We could help, if we think of someone for you to be."
"Cool." Hueso jumped down. "We might think of something for us by ourselves, though."
"Hn." The commenter was obvious. "Whatever."
"I'll go as Hiei!" Raptor chirped.
"You do, you die."
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"Hey, mom, where's the stupid sewing machine?" Yusuke asked, walking in his house, with Kuwabara in tow.
"The closet. Why, do you plan on making your own clothes, instead of buying them?" Atsuko said from the living room. (Which wasn't very lively)
"Halloween's tomorrow, that makes this the eve of 'all hallow's eve', also known as 'quit naggin', I gotta make my costume!'" Yusuke grabbed the sewing machine and went in his room, and closed the door.
"Something's going on in that greasy head of yours, Urameshi, what's up?" Kuwabara said, sitting on Yusuke's bed.
"I know who you're gonna be."
"Uh, who?" Kuwabara's mind flashed through images of him dressed as Rinku, Chuu, Byakko (funny image!), Seiyaru, Hiei, Kurama, Jin, Touya, Karasu, Bui, Elder Toguro, wait!
"You want me to dress as Toguro!?" Kuwabara blurted.
Yusuke pulled a wallet out of a jacket in his closet. "Yep. Think about it, he's tall, you're, kinda tall. And we could dye your hair black for tomorrow only. Get you some sunglasses," Then, under his breath, "a tan. Sound good?"
"Uh, sure. Sounds good. But you said you'd go as Rando. His hair is more like Kurama's."
"Which makes it all the more challenging! Let's go, I need to buy a wig, fabric for pants, and face paint. You need to get Toguro's outfit, hair dye, and shades. Wonder what Kurama and the others are going as."
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/KURAMA'S HOUSE/
"Get that near me and I kill you." Hiei said, looking at what Kurama was holding. He pointed his katana at the black clothes.
"Hiei, this is made too tall for you, it's mine." Kurama picked up his long black wig. "Don't judge someone until you walk a mile in his shoes. Well, I don't have his shoes."
"Conquering your fear of bombs?" Hiei asked, he slid the katana down his shoulder, then put it in its sheath. "You're an idiot."
"And your love for me remains undying." Kurama joked. He looked at the black costume. It was perfect, identical to Karasu's. "What are you wearing tomorrow, Hiei?"
Hiei simply took off his bandanna in response.
"Not funny." Kurama smiled and threw the wig at Hiei. "Figure it out, Hiei. You need to dress as someone, at least."
"They will think I'm a child." Hiei said darkly.
Kurama shook his head slightly. Poor Hiei. He opened a drawer and pulled out a bottle with a grey-blue liquid in it. He handed it to Hiei, who took the cap off to sniff it.
"What is it?" He asked.
Kurama took the bottle and put a tiny drop of it on Hiei's hand. The drop turned the small area of skin green.
"Hn." Hiei mumbled.
"You're welcome, Hiei."
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/PARTY CITY/
"Dammit. How are we supposed to pick a costume? I got an idea, let's go as demons, but wait, we ARE demons!" Raptor exclaimed. "Okay, let's dress up as saints, no one will expect that!"
"How about you shut up, no one will expect that." Hueso growled. He rummaged through the bin of items that ranged from camouflage to Spongebob. "Here." He threw a robe and a cross at Raptor.
"AGH! Grrr......bastard." Raptor snarled, his hand had burn marks on it.
"So, you're not going as a priest. Bummer. Oh, well. Oh, idea!" Hueso held up a black cape, lined with red. "A vampire."
"Move, children." Libra pushed his master and the hanyou aside. "Here, Raptor." He held up white, black, and grey camouflage pants and jacket. He found the hat and set it on Raptor's head. "Okay, that's one of you nutcases." He moved on to the next bin. He comically tossed costumes around, then he stopped.
"Uh, Libra, what's up?" Hueso asked, Sangre was looming over his shoulder.
"IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" Libra blurted. The others tried to see what he had. "You take me too seriously. Look." He held up a black grim reaper robe. There were red tears made in it, to look like the person was cut. Sangre rolled his eyes and made an annoyed growl in his throat. He grabbed a costume that looked like silvery-white leather with metal pieces on the collar and shoulders, it also had a black long sleeved shirt and black pants. He tossed it to Hueso, disgusted. (It's Kaiba's battle city outfit)
"You're paying for it, Sangre." Raptor said, still no respect.
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/HALLOWEEN! HOORAY!/Meiou High
"Any sign of them, Hiei?" Kurama, fully clad in his Karasu outfit, mask and all.
"All of my eyes are on the front, baka. And all they do is enhance the Jagan's power." Hiei muttered, shirtless. (oooohhh, ahhhh.) "What the?"
"What is it?" Kurama looked in the direction Hiei's red eyes looked. He saw a tall figure looking around. He was wearing a green jacket, black pants, and sunglasses. His black hair had an almost unnoticeable orange gleam to it. Kurama couldn't help but laugh. "You should go home and dress like the elder Toguro, Hiei, we'd have the full set, Yusuke changed his mind."
Hiei spotted the figure next to the Toguro attempted clone. He was wearing lots of ancient style armor. "Bui." Hiei surprisingly had a slight smile on his face. They jumped down from the bleachers and walked up to them.
"Well, well, Hiei. Scaring little children again?" Yusuke smirked under the helmet. "And big ol' Toguro?" Hiei looked up. Kuwabara twitched a little. He had never seen Hiei like that.
"Very creative costumes, Yusuke." Kurama said silkily. "Too bad we're missing a member of the team."
"Nah, I thought ahead." Yusuke handed Hiei a bag. "Elder Toguro costume." He explained.
"Hn." Hiei vanished.
"Pay up, Kurama." Yusuke jeered. "Told you he'd do it."
"For once I was wrong." Kurama handed Yusuke twenty dollars.
"Well, well, well. Is that you in there, Yusuke?" Raptor tapped on the helmet, which made a slight thump. "Well, I give the helmet credit for not being empty."
"Team Toguro. Very clever." Sangre walked up to them, he was wearing black pants and a trench coat, no shirt. His wings were out, but pulled close to his body. The long orange-red feather hung from the back of his head. "Tell me something, Toguro," He joked. "How did you make your muscles so huge?"
"Well, first of all," Kuwabara said, mocking Toguro's voice. "I take steroids, but those don't help too much, so, I get an air pump, stick it in my mouth, then my muscles look big, but when this Yusuke Urameshi attacked me, he popped a hole in them, making them go back to being pathetic." Everyone laughed, Kuwabara did a good impression of Toguro. "And then- jeez, Shrimp! When did you get up there!?" Kuwabara shouted, just noticing Hiei was standing on his shoulder.
"C'mon, Kuwabara, the Toguro's stuck together, the tall, air-inflated one, and the creepy one with the spinal disease." Yusuke laughed.
"Yeah, 'little brother'." Hiei kicked Kuwabara's head. "We stick together. Even if that means my sword through your gut."
"Guh, anyone wanna trade costumes?"
"Sorry, 'Toguro', you're the only one tall enough, and Hiei's short enough." Kurama smiled under the mask. "You're stuck."
"So, vampires, anything yet?" Hiei said from his new perch.
"Nope." Raptor grinned. "What's it like to be tall, Hiei?"
"Dunno. What's it like to be stupid?"
"Ask your new brother." Raptor received a glare from Kuwabara under the sunglasses. "Heh." Raptor lifted his head up, sniffing the air. His pupils shrunk to as small as possible. A growl escaped from his throat. "Heheheh......I think I found one." He sang. He ran off towards under the bleachers, the others followed him.
"No, please don't, please." A girl dressed like a cat begged the boy who was, dressed as a vampire.
"A vampire dressed as a vampire, real uncreative." Raptor sighed. He licked his lips hungrily. "Good choice, though, real cute."
"You think I'm a real vampire? Please, we're just playing." The 'vampire-that's-not-a-vampire' said.
"Oh, okay, my mistake."
"Yeah."
"Oh," Raptor put his hand in his pocket. "Have you met my friend? I'd like you to meet holy water."
"What?" He stammered, then Raptor threw the entire vial at him, breaking it. A few tiny drops hit him in the face, scalding where they hit. The vampire hissed and lunged at Raptor, going for his throat. He bit him as hard as he could, which was pathetic.
Raptor laughed. "Funny story, I'm already dead." He pulled a stake out of his pocket and stabbed the vampire with it, turning him into dust. He looked at the girl, who cowered in a corner. "Go home." Raptor said, he saw the blood on the ground, a calling card for vampires. "Look, there's more here, so get out before they come after you."
"Am I..."
"No, you're not going to. I speak from experience, you're fine, go home." She obeyed and crawled out, then grabbed her friends and ran out the door. He crawled out, and noticed something very strange.
No one was moving.
"Uh, Yusuke, what's going on?" Raptor whispered to the tantei.
"We ran over here and they all froze." Yusuke said nervously. "Kuwabara, do you see Libra and Hueso?"
"No, think they did it?" He asked.
"Three girls, coming this way, they've got them." Hiei said, still on Kuwabara's shoulder.
The girls walked up to the tantei, dragging the unconscious demons behind them. They were American, that was obvious. They each had dark brown hair, each at a different length. The one with the middle length hair had pale skin and red lipstick that seriously conflicted with each other. The other two were more reasonable, and had on wedding rings. (Hiei notices this first, its jewelry!)
"You better explain what you want here, before your pals here go up in smoke." The one with short hair said.
"Witches." Hiei hissed. He took the wig off.
"We were told to come kill off the demons and vampires that were supposed to be here." Kurama scowled.
"Suicide mission, huh?" The one with long hair said, "Planning on hurting innocents, right?"
"Innocents, what're you talkin' about?" Raptor scoffed. "I knew someone spiked the punch."
"Shut up. Why are you here? Who sent you?" The one with red lipstick demanded.
"What I want to know is who the hell you three are!" Yusuke took his helmet off.
All three of them looked dumbfounded. "You don't know who we are?" The long haired one spoke. "Piper, Paige, and Phoebe?"
Silence.
"The Charmed ones? The power of three?"
"Hate to tell you lady, but we have no clue." Kuwabara said.
"Oh, my god." Piper sighed, putting her hand on her head. "They have nothing to do with it."
"Then, how come they weren't frozen?" Paige asked.
"Yeah, how come you weren't frozen?" Phoebe said.
"Oh, I got an idea!" Piper pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. She scribbled something down and handed it to the other two.
"From America we have traveled far, show us what they truly are!" The sisters said together.
They looked as Raptor turned into a dinosaur they couldn't identify, Kurama into Youko, (YAY!), Hiei's shirt and bandanna burned away when he turned into his green form, Yusuke got weird etchings on his body, Sangre into a phoenix, Libra into a HUGE scorpion, and Hueso into a very big Komodo dragon. Kuwabara looked at them. "Okay..."
"Oh, god." Paige gasped.
"This is new." Piper said nervously.
"So all of them are demons, except for him." Phoebe said.
"Never seen demons like that."
"We aren't deaf, communicating amongst yourselves is pointless." Hiei muttered. "Hey Youko."
"What's up." The fox grinned.
Raptor walked up to the sisters. He sniffed them carefully, then snorted loudly, blowing their hair. He started growling at various pitches, adding a snarl occasionally. Hiei laughed. "Nervous bunch, aren't you?" He jumped down and walked up to the girls and stood next to Raptor.
"Well, you might be a BIG problem." Phoebe joked.
"I sure don't think too HIGHLY of myself anymore." Paige added.
"I would shut up if I were you. I could kill you just by thinking it." Hiei whispered darkly, even though he didn't need to whisper. "Take control of your heart, make it stop." He tilted his head, signaling Raptor to head towards a girl who was frozen while talking to her friends. Hiei snatched the paper from Piper's hands. He burned it in black fire. "Say farewell to your spell." He said, mocking their 'rhyming abilities'. His skin turned back to it's normal pale color. All of the eyes on his body vanished, except for the one on his forehead. "Who sent you, because we were sent by Koenma, ruler of the Spirit World."
"We were sent by the powers that be." Piper said.
Sangre walked up to them, glaring at them in a way that made them feel so inferior. "You bore me." He said simply. "I hate witches for that reason. They are nothing but humans who found a way into a demons power. That's all you are. Warlocks too, stupid as hell, I know, I've been there, nice place. Get out now. Go back to America and deal with their problems, because we can handle ours ourselves, a bunch of weak demons like the ones here are nothing."
"Those were weak?" Phoebe stammered. "We couldn't even vanquish"
"Kill."
"We couldn't even KILL the ones outside. We had to freeze them, then these two came outside, and we knocked them out."
"Sure. Libra, Hueso." Both said demons stood up. "Quit faking unconsciousness. Go take care of the ones outside."
"Hai, Lord Sangre." They bowed and left.
"This is too weird." Kuwabara muttered.
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Falcon- I'm tired! I started at seven and now it's almost four! Jeez. If you don't like the witches in here, don't worry, they'll be gone soon.
Raptor- Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Falcon- (Kicks Raptor under table)
Raptor- Sorry. Coughdiephoebecough.
Falcon- Raptor......You're hopeless.
Raptor- I'm not the one who has been listening to Linkin Park religiously during this ENTIRE FIC!
Libra- He's right.
Falcon- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!? YOU WORK FOR HUESO, NOT RAPTOR!
Libra- So? He's still right.
Falcon- WHY YOU! (Chases Libra around house with a shoe)
Hueso- =sigh= Oh, well. R&R!
Raptor- Plushies of me and Sangre if you do!
Falcon- The legendary tenth chapter..................
Libra- Yeah, and?
Falcon- Twenty reviews............This is so cool.
Hueso- She's lost it.
Falcon- Thanks for reviewing so far, everybody! Oh, Volinde, instead of the H2, here's extra sugar!
Libra- And BB and AD, here's your sugar!
Hueso- Is it safe to give these people all this sugar?
Falcon- No.
Hueso- Then why are you giving it to them?
Falcon- Because it's not safe. Anyways, where's Raptor?
Raptor (pops out behind them)- Falcon-sama doesn't own YuYu Hakusho!
Falcon- Franklin University.
Raptor- Beware, crossover starts this chapter!
Falcon- SHUT UP!
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Kurama walked in his house quietly, too used to being sneaky. He closed the door behind him and looked in the kitchen. Shori was making dinner, while a saddened look was plastered on her face.
"Mother, I'm back." Kurama smiled, holding a grocery bag in one hand and had his arm wrapped around a pumpkin. "They were out of pumpkins, so I had to go look everywhere." He froze when he heard something move upstairs. "Is Hiei up there?"
Shori looked up and smiled weakly. "No, its just people collecting your father's things. We're going to have them taken to our summer house." There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it."
She opened the door, standing there were two men wearing ties, dress pants, and jackets. The man closest to her held up a badge. "Are you Ms. Minamono?" The one with graying hair and grey-green eyes asked. She nodded. "I'm Detective Jones, this is Detective Riley," He indicated the black haired brown eyed younger man next to him. "Mind if we come in and ask a few questions?"
"Um, sure, come on in." She moved out of the way. "Have a seat," The two detectives sat down on the couch. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Water, please." Jones said. Shori walked into the kitchen. Jones and Riley looked at their surroundings. Kurama stood silently looking at them. "Hey, kid, what's your name?"
"Suuichi." He answered emotionlessly. He looked up the stairs as Hiei trotted down, never looking at the detectives. He was wearing a blue sleeveless shirt, which showed his bandaged arm. He looked up at Kurama now that he was standing next to him. "Detectives?" He asked, making it not even sound like a question.
"Yes, Hiei." Then, to the detectives, "Here about his murder, I suppose," He said, just as Shori walked back with the water. She sat down on a chair across from the couch.
"Yes, we are." Riley replied. "Do you know anything"
"He was a jerk." Hiei interrupted bluntly.
"Hiei, when did you get here?" Shori asked.
"Been here."
"So, Hiei, do you know of any enemies he may have had?" Riley asked the vertically challenged 'teenager'.
"I keep my nose out of people's business, so they don't have incentive to get in mine."
"I see. Had he been acting strangely before his death, worried, unnerved?"
"No." Shori said, "He was perfectly normal."
"Had he been having an affair of some sort, was he seeing another woman?"
"Blond hairs were in his comb." Kurama said quietly, worried about his mother's reaction. "They still are."
Jones nodded and Riley pulled a bag and gloves out of his pocket, he got up to go into the bathroom to get the comb. He came back with the comb in the bag.
"Is it okay if you come to the station later, so we can document this?" Jones asked Shori.
"Sure. But, can it wait until tomorrow?"
"No problem." They stood up. Jones and Riley shook Shori's hand, then reconsidered Kurama and Hiei from the solid stares they had been receiving.
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/NEXT DAY-ISH/
"And people wonder why I don't get along with cops." Yusuke said, after being informed about the detectives. "They're so damn nosy. 'Where were you this day on this night at this hour and minute, at the year 2005?' And then you gotta go and say, 'its '04, baka.'"
"Don't mention detectives in my presence," Hueso sighed. "They always end up thinking I did something."
"Did you ever think it was because, you did?" Raptor smirked. They were all on the school rooftop, standing around in various places. Raptor was sitting above the door, ready to smack someone in the head with his cane or tail if they said something stupid.
"The tire was already popped, that man FELL into the river, and I saved that baby, so back off!" Hueso laughed. "They're probably going to look for Hiei to talk to him about it."
"Well, they're going to have to check every tree in Tokyo for that." Kurama smiled. "They might look his name up in residential computers and find out it's like Hiei doesn't exist." He looked at the apparition, who was staring through the fence. "You haven't been arrested in this world, have you?"
"Hn. Please." Hiei scoffed. "This world is below me."
"No need worrying about that, then. Sangre, did you...Sangre?" Kurama looked in the doorway. Nothing but a small mumbling sound. Kurama walked down and turned the corner to see Sangre covering a blue-haired Botan's mouth, about to bite her.
"Sangre, that's Botan, the ferry girl." Kurama pointed out. "She comes to us with missions." Kurama froze. Great, a mission.
Sangre looked at Kurama for a moment, frustrated. He let Botan go, pushed her towards Kurama. "She shouldn't be so quiet, sneaking up on us." He said.
"My apologies, Sangre. I didn't mean to startle you."
"Hmm."
Kurama, Sangre, and Botan walked up the stairs and back onto the roof.
"Raptor, please kill her." Hiei said, monotone.
"Very funny, Hiei." Botan said. "Well, demons and Kuwabara, I present to you your next mission!"
Dead silence. (Except for the cricket!)
"Right. Okay. Well, anyways, Tomorrow night, there is going to be a party at Meiou high, correct?" Kurama nodded. "Well, there are going to be several vampires and low class demons there, planning to make havoc, and you boys need to stop them, okay?"
"How low class?" Libra raised a brow. He was a minion, generally real low class, but he was about a B to A.
"C's and D's." (I know some people don't like the class thing, so bye forever!)
"And we're worried?" Yusuke asked. "Weak demons and vampires."
WHACK!
"OW! DAMMIT!" Yusuke looked up at Raptor, who whistled innocently, his tail moved around behind him. "RAPTOR!"
"He did it." He pointed at Hueso, who slapped the back of Raptor's head, he then proceeded to wrap his tail around Raptor's neck.
"I don't breathe, stupid."
"Yeah, but if you squeeze hard enough your head will come off." Hueso smirked. His tail unwound from his neck.
"Well, tomorrow, don't forget, these are demons that will hurt the students. Guaranteed." Botan smiled. "Well, I have to go, those souls won't ferry themselves."
"Oh, please, don't go." Hiei said sarcastically. "Please stay."
Botan rolled her eyes and left.
"So, Halloween party." Yusuke grinned slyly. "What to wear, what to wear."
"You can't go as an ugly person, that's for sure." Libra said thoughtfully.
"Ha-ha, you should go as an intelligent human." Yusuke smirked.
"That's Kuwabara's costume." Raptor grinned.
"Oh, yeah, sorry, buddy." Yusuke said to the carrot top.
"Seriously, though."
"I dunno."
"Hiei?"
"None of your business."
"Kurama?"
"I must say the same."
Yusuke rolled his eyes. Someone needed to tell him what they were going as! "Fine. I'm going as Rando."
Kuwabara looked at him curiously. "Rando? You want to go as Rando?"
Kurama smiled. "That is a good idea. Go as our old foes. What do you think, Hiei?"
"It's like dancing on their graves. I'm in, maybe." Hiei smirked.
"Okay, I feel left out." Raptor said, confused.
"Seriously." Libra scratched his head with a clawed hand.
Kurama smiled at them. "We could help, if we think of someone for you to be."
"Cool." Hueso jumped down. "We might think of something for us by ourselves, though."
"Hn." The commenter was obvious. "Whatever."
"I'll go as Hiei!" Raptor chirped.
"You do, you die."
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"Hey, mom, where's the stupid sewing machine?" Yusuke asked, walking in his house, with Kuwabara in tow.
"The closet. Why, do you plan on making your own clothes, instead of buying them?" Atsuko said from the living room. (Which wasn't very lively)
"Halloween's tomorrow, that makes this the eve of 'all hallow's eve', also known as 'quit naggin', I gotta make my costume!'" Yusuke grabbed the sewing machine and went in his room, and closed the door.
"Something's going on in that greasy head of yours, Urameshi, what's up?" Kuwabara said, sitting on Yusuke's bed.
"I know who you're gonna be."
"Uh, who?" Kuwabara's mind flashed through images of him dressed as Rinku, Chuu, Byakko (funny image!), Seiyaru, Hiei, Kurama, Jin, Touya, Karasu, Bui, Elder Toguro, wait!
"You want me to dress as Toguro!?" Kuwabara blurted.
Yusuke pulled a wallet out of a jacket in his closet. "Yep. Think about it, he's tall, you're, kinda tall. And we could dye your hair black for tomorrow only. Get you some sunglasses," Then, under his breath, "a tan. Sound good?"
"Uh, sure. Sounds good. But you said you'd go as Rando. His hair is more like Kurama's."
"Which makes it all the more challenging! Let's go, I need to buy a wig, fabric for pants, and face paint. You need to get Toguro's outfit, hair dye, and shades. Wonder what Kurama and the others are going as."
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/KURAMA'S HOUSE/
"Get that near me and I kill you." Hiei said, looking at what Kurama was holding. He pointed his katana at the black clothes.
"Hiei, this is made too tall for you, it's mine." Kurama picked up his long black wig. "Don't judge someone until you walk a mile in his shoes. Well, I don't have his shoes."
"Conquering your fear of bombs?" Hiei asked, he slid the katana down his shoulder, then put it in its sheath. "You're an idiot."
"And your love for me remains undying." Kurama joked. He looked at the black costume. It was perfect, identical to Karasu's. "What are you wearing tomorrow, Hiei?"
Hiei simply took off his bandanna in response.
"Not funny." Kurama smiled and threw the wig at Hiei. "Figure it out, Hiei. You need to dress as someone, at least."
"They will think I'm a child." Hiei said darkly.
Kurama shook his head slightly. Poor Hiei. He opened a drawer and pulled out a bottle with a grey-blue liquid in it. He handed it to Hiei, who took the cap off to sniff it.
"What is it?" He asked.
Kurama took the bottle and put a tiny drop of it on Hiei's hand. The drop turned the small area of skin green.
"Hn." Hiei mumbled.
"You're welcome, Hiei."
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/PARTY CITY/
"Dammit. How are we supposed to pick a costume? I got an idea, let's go as demons, but wait, we ARE demons!" Raptor exclaimed. "Okay, let's dress up as saints, no one will expect that!"
"How about you shut up, no one will expect that." Hueso growled. He rummaged through the bin of items that ranged from camouflage to Spongebob. "Here." He threw a robe and a cross at Raptor.
"AGH! Grrr......bastard." Raptor snarled, his hand had burn marks on it.
"So, you're not going as a priest. Bummer. Oh, well. Oh, idea!" Hueso held up a black cape, lined with red. "A vampire."
"Move, children." Libra pushed his master and the hanyou aside. "Here, Raptor." He held up white, black, and grey camouflage pants and jacket. He found the hat and set it on Raptor's head. "Okay, that's one of you nutcases." He moved on to the next bin. He comically tossed costumes around, then he stopped.
"Uh, Libra, what's up?" Hueso asked, Sangre was looming over his shoulder.
"IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" Libra blurted. The others tried to see what he had. "You take me too seriously. Look." He held up a black grim reaper robe. There were red tears made in it, to look like the person was cut. Sangre rolled his eyes and made an annoyed growl in his throat. He grabbed a costume that looked like silvery-white leather with metal pieces on the collar and shoulders, it also had a black long sleeved shirt and black pants. He tossed it to Hueso, disgusted. (It's Kaiba's battle city outfit)
"You're paying for it, Sangre." Raptor said, still no respect.
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/HALLOWEEN! HOORAY!/Meiou High
"Any sign of them, Hiei?" Kurama, fully clad in his Karasu outfit, mask and all.
"All of my eyes are on the front, baka. And all they do is enhance the Jagan's power." Hiei muttered, shirtless. (oooohhh, ahhhh.) "What the?"
"What is it?" Kurama looked in the direction Hiei's red eyes looked. He saw a tall figure looking around. He was wearing a green jacket, black pants, and sunglasses. His black hair had an almost unnoticeable orange gleam to it. Kurama couldn't help but laugh. "You should go home and dress like the elder Toguro, Hiei, we'd have the full set, Yusuke changed his mind."
Hiei spotted the figure next to the Toguro attempted clone. He was wearing lots of ancient style armor. "Bui." Hiei surprisingly had a slight smile on his face. They jumped down from the bleachers and walked up to them.
"Well, well, Hiei. Scaring little children again?" Yusuke smirked under the helmet. "And big ol' Toguro?" Hiei looked up. Kuwabara twitched a little. He had never seen Hiei like that.
"Very creative costumes, Yusuke." Kurama said silkily. "Too bad we're missing a member of the team."
"Nah, I thought ahead." Yusuke handed Hiei a bag. "Elder Toguro costume." He explained.
"Hn." Hiei vanished.
"Pay up, Kurama." Yusuke jeered. "Told you he'd do it."
"For once I was wrong." Kurama handed Yusuke twenty dollars.
"Well, well, well. Is that you in there, Yusuke?" Raptor tapped on the helmet, which made a slight thump. "Well, I give the helmet credit for not being empty."
"Team Toguro. Very clever." Sangre walked up to them, he was wearing black pants and a trench coat, no shirt. His wings were out, but pulled close to his body. The long orange-red feather hung from the back of his head. "Tell me something, Toguro," He joked. "How did you make your muscles so huge?"
"Well, first of all," Kuwabara said, mocking Toguro's voice. "I take steroids, but those don't help too much, so, I get an air pump, stick it in my mouth, then my muscles look big, but when this Yusuke Urameshi attacked me, he popped a hole in them, making them go back to being pathetic." Everyone laughed, Kuwabara did a good impression of Toguro. "And then- jeez, Shrimp! When did you get up there!?" Kuwabara shouted, just noticing Hiei was standing on his shoulder.
"C'mon, Kuwabara, the Toguro's stuck together, the tall, air-inflated one, and the creepy one with the spinal disease." Yusuke laughed.
"Yeah, 'little brother'." Hiei kicked Kuwabara's head. "We stick together. Even if that means my sword through your gut."
"Guh, anyone wanna trade costumes?"
"Sorry, 'Toguro', you're the only one tall enough, and Hiei's short enough." Kurama smiled under the mask. "You're stuck."
"So, vampires, anything yet?" Hiei said from his new perch.
"Nope." Raptor grinned. "What's it like to be tall, Hiei?"
"Dunno. What's it like to be stupid?"
"Ask your new brother." Raptor received a glare from Kuwabara under the sunglasses. "Heh." Raptor lifted his head up, sniffing the air. His pupils shrunk to as small as possible. A growl escaped from his throat. "Heheheh......I think I found one." He sang. He ran off towards under the bleachers, the others followed him.
"No, please don't, please." A girl dressed like a cat begged the boy who was, dressed as a vampire.
"A vampire dressed as a vampire, real uncreative." Raptor sighed. He licked his lips hungrily. "Good choice, though, real cute."
"You think I'm a real vampire? Please, we're just playing." The 'vampire-that's-not-a-vampire' said.
"Oh, okay, my mistake."
"Yeah."
"Oh," Raptor put his hand in his pocket. "Have you met my friend? I'd like you to meet holy water."
"What?" He stammered, then Raptor threw the entire vial at him, breaking it. A few tiny drops hit him in the face, scalding where they hit. The vampire hissed and lunged at Raptor, going for his throat. He bit him as hard as he could, which was pathetic.
Raptor laughed. "Funny story, I'm already dead." He pulled a stake out of his pocket and stabbed the vampire with it, turning him into dust. He looked at the girl, who cowered in a corner. "Go home." Raptor said, he saw the blood on the ground, a calling card for vampires. "Look, there's more here, so get out before they come after you."
"Am I..."
"No, you're not going to. I speak from experience, you're fine, go home." She obeyed and crawled out, then grabbed her friends and ran out the door. He crawled out, and noticed something very strange.
No one was moving.
"Uh, Yusuke, what's going on?" Raptor whispered to the tantei.
"We ran over here and they all froze." Yusuke said nervously. "Kuwabara, do you see Libra and Hueso?"
"No, think they did it?" He asked.
"Three girls, coming this way, they've got them." Hiei said, still on Kuwabara's shoulder.
The girls walked up to the tantei, dragging the unconscious demons behind them. They were American, that was obvious. They each had dark brown hair, each at a different length. The one with the middle length hair had pale skin and red lipstick that seriously conflicted with each other. The other two were more reasonable, and had on wedding rings. (Hiei notices this first, its jewelry!)
"You better explain what you want here, before your pals here go up in smoke." The one with short hair said.
"Witches." Hiei hissed. He took the wig off.
"We were told to come kill off the demons and vampires that were supposed to be here." Kurama scowled.
"Suicide mission, huh?" The one with long hair said, "Planning on hurting innocents, right?"
"Innocents, what're you talkin' about?" Raptor scoffed. "I knew someone spiked the punch."
"Shut up. Why are you here? Who sent you?" The one with red lipstick demanded.
"What I want to know is who the hell you three are!" Yusuke took his helmet off.
All three of them looked dumbfounded. "You don't know who we are?" The long haired one spoke. "Piper, Paige, and Phoebe?"
Silence.
"The Charmed ones? The power of three?"
"Hate to tell you lady, but we have no clue." Kuwabara said.
"Oh, my god." Piper sighed, putting her hand on her head. "They have nothing to do with it."
"Then, how come they weren't frozen?" Paige asked.
"Yeah, how come you weren't frozen?" Phoebe said.
"Oh, I got an idea!" Piper pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. She scribbled something down and handed it to the other two.
"From America we have traveled far, show us what they truly are!" The sisters said together.
They looked as Raptor turned into a dinosaur they couldn't identify, Kurama into Youko, (YAY!), Hiei's shirt and bandanna burned away when he turned into his green form, Yusuke got weird etchings on his body, Sangre into a phoenix, Libra into a HUGE scorpion, and Hueso into a very big Komodo dragon. Kuwabara looked at them. "Okay..."
"Oh, god." Paige gasped.
"This is new." Piper said nervously.
"So all of them are demons, except for him." Phoebe said.
"Never seen demons like that."
"We aren't deaf, communicating amongst yourselves is pointless." Hiei muttered. "Hey Youko."
"What's up." The fox grinned.
Raptor walked up to the sisters. He sniffed them carefully, then snorted loudly, blowing their hair. He started growling at various pitches, adding a snarl occasionally. Hiei laughed. "Nervous bunch, aren't you?" He jumped down and walked up to the girls and stood next to Raptor.
"Well, you might be a BIG problem." Phoebe joked.
"I sure don't think too HIGHLY of myself anymore." Paige added.
"I would shut up if I were you. I could kill you just by thinking it." Hiei whispered darkly, even though he didn't need to whisper. "Take control of your heart, make it stop." He tilted his head, signaling Raptor to head towards a girl who was frozen while talking to her friends. Hiei snatched the paper from Piper's hands. He burned it in black fire. "Say farewell to your spell." He said, mocking their 'rhyming abilities'. His skin turned back to it's normal pale color. All of the eyes on his body vanished, except for the one on his forehead. "Who sent you, because we were sent by Koenma, ruler of the Spirit World."
"We were sent by the powers that be." Piper said.
Sangre walked up to them, glaring at them in a way that made them feel so inferior. "You bore me." He said simply. "I hate witches for that reason. They are nothing but humans who found a way into a demons power. That's all you are. Warlocks too, stupid as hell, I know, I've been there, nice place. Get out now. Go back to America and deal with their problems, because we can handle ours ourselves, a bunch of weak demons like the ones here are nothing."
"Those were weak?" Phoebe stammered. "We couldn't even vanquish"
"Kill."
"We couldn't even KILL the ones outside. We had to freeze them, then these two came outside, and we knocked them out."
"Sure. Libra, Hueso." Both said demons stood up. "Quit faking unconsciousness. Go take care of the ones outside."
"Hai, Lord Sangre." They bowed and left.
"This is too weird." Kuwabara muttered.
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Falcon- I'm tired! I started at seven and now it's almost four! Jeez. If you don't like the witches in here, don't worry, they'll be gone soon.
Raptor- Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Falcon- (Kicks Raptor under table)
Raptor- Sorry. Coughdiephoebecough.
Falcon- Raptor......You're hopeless.
Raptor- I'm not the one who has been listening to Linkin Park religiously during this ENTIRE FIC!
Libra- He's right.
Falcon- WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!? YOU WORK FOR HUESO, NOT RAPTOR!
Libra- So? He's still right.
Falcon- WHY YOU! (Chases Libra around house with a shoe)
Hueso- =sigh= Oh, well. R&R!
Raptor- Plushies of me and Sangre if you do!