Disclaimer: Do not own pjo.
I'm back, and I think I'm drunk. I stole some unidentifiable liquid from some tall dude in a Starbucks. I'm beginning to think it was alcohol. Guys, I swear I'm tripping. I have to type this fast, before I pass out or go insane... 0_o Dear Hades, help me.
OH [INSERT CUSS WORD] IT'S STARTING !
Why is there nyan cats all over the wall?
Ooooo, sparkly kitty.
Hehe, high high hobos in the sky...
Flying on little plushie ducklings.
HEY! GET OFF OF THOSE DUCKS!
OH NO! POOR DUCKLINGS! NOOOOO!
Hehe, they just died. Down to the underworld they go...
Wait a second, why are there little ballerinas everywhere? They're telling me my name is Nico Di Angelo. No it's not. It's...um...Emily. Yeah. Emily. I'm a little girl playing dollies in her room. They are staring at me like they want to eat my soul. I'm feeding them tea...why are they not drinking the tea?
HOW INSULTING!
I MEAN THEY CAME TO THE TEA PARTY! THEY SHOULD DRINK THE TEA! IF THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DRINK TEA, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THE TEA PARTY!
Wait...where are the dolls?
Why am I in Thalia's cabin?
OH DEAR HADES NO! NOT HER! NOT HERE! OH [INSERT CUSS WORD]! LET ME OUT! PERCY! ANNABETH! GROVER! SOMEBODY HELP ME! NO, NOT THE SPEAR! NOT THERE! AHHHHHH!
( is gouged with spear in a tender area)
Owww...
FROM A DRUNK AS [INSERT CUSS WORD] EMILY!
SeaweedBrain789:
I honestly think there was n more than alcohol in that Nico...
RE: SeaweedBrain789:
MY NAME'S NOT NICO! IT'S EMILY, DAMNIT!
SeaweedBrain789:
0_o