Title: The Stories of You & Me

Author: Keir

Rating: M for swearing and sexual situations

The Gist of Things: Haru knows how to make any situation sexual.

Kyou laid on the horn, the noise a blast of sound through the hot summer air. "Asshole!" His hands clenched on the steering wheel so hard that his knuckles went white.

Hatsuharu watched placidly from the passenger's seat as his boyfriend went on a spectacular fit of road rage. On second thought, perhaps the ox should have elected to drive this one time, but then again he wasn't sure they would reach their destination in a timely fashion, if at all, with him behind the wheel. During the most recent visit to the doctor they had learned that Kyou had high blood pressure and it was recommended that his temperamental significant other would do well to partake of more relaxing activities once in a while. Hatsuharu had thought that a weekend getaway to the hot springs would be just the thing, just the two of them, half-naked and taking a dip in their own personal pool in their suite...

Grey eyes glanced at a snarling tanned face. Well, perhaps Kyou would settle down once they got there.

The older man growled again as he had to slow for a semi pulling a manufactured home, a large yellow banner on the back proclaiming it an oversized load. Restless fingers clenched and unclenched on the wheel. When the semi forced them to a lower speed with no way to get out of the lane, Kyou shouted in frustration. "I hate oversized loads!"

"I'd have to disagree," the ox said.

Kyou glanced over with a glare. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Without compunction, Hatsuharu put his hand on his boyfriend's knee and slid it up to the other man's inner thigh, making sure he got the cat's attention. "You don't seem to mind when I give you an oversized load," the ox said, voice velvet soft and deep. Kyou stared at him wide-eyed for a moment until Hatsuharu reminded him, "Watch the road."

Kyou jerked the wheel, startled, earning himself a few honks. He shot an accusing glance at his boyfriend but the ox was nonchalantly looking out the window. "What the hell!"

The ox squeezed the cat's thigh. "When we get there I could give you a nice big one."

Kyou blushed as his mind was flooded with mental images of carnal pleasure. His boyfriend's hand sliding higher made him recall himself and he slapped it away with a snarl. "You're the reason I have high blood pressure!"

A/N: Driving home the other day on the freeway there were hella oversized load trucks everywhere, and that spawned this snippet. 8D