It had taken some time and quite a bit of Margo's breath, but she had finally reached her destination; the South Park Colorado Catholic Church. She smiled, knowing that they wouldn't hesitate to convert her and that she would get the love of her life back for sure. She timidly approached the altar, where a large, concrete statue of Jesus being crucified was perched. She stared up at it in awe because it seemed to tower over her, in all its greatness.
"Hello, how can I help you Ms.?" Father Maxi interrupted Margo from her thoughts as he approached her. Briefly startled, Margo quickly turned around to face him, but then relaxed once she realized that it was only the church's priest.
"Y-Yeah, I-I'm Jewish but I wanna convert to Christianity..." Margo timidly explained as she twiddled her thumbs nervously.
"First of all, It's Catholicism, not 'Christianity', and secondly, this is a very serious matter; in order to convert, we will have to preform an exorcism on you right away! Wait here while I get my Bible, Holy-Water and Crucifix!" Father Maxi panicked before rushing off to the back of the church. Margo couldn't help but feel a bit empty inside as she stared back up at the statue of Jesus. Did she really want to give up everything she knew for someone she was dating?
She did believe in God and she did hear the story of Adam and Eve. She knew that her relationship with Cartman was meant to be. Maybe she was meant to convert. Maybe there was more to Jesus than she initially though. She examined the statue closely and took notice of the nails driven into Jesus' hands, his starved, thin body and the crown of thorns he wore upon his head. Did he really make that big of a sacrifice just to spare the soul of someone as insignificant as her?
She kept her eyes in contact with the statue's eyes as she sank down to her knees. She then gradually closed her eyes and lowered her head, before beginning to pray from the bottom of her heart.
"Please...Jesus...I just want to know you...I don't just want to convert...I want it to mean something...Please...
Just show me the way, the-truth and the light..." Margo prayed as she looked back up at the statue. Just then, the clouds had parted, allowing the moonlight to shine down upon the statue's face. The statue's eyes reflected the light, shining it down upon Margo, like a spotlight. The light felt cooling but somehow warming at the same time and she could feel the light seeping into her body, cleansing her, healing her.
"You are ready to have your veil removed..." A deep but soothing voice spoke as Margo could now see a black, stringy veil, draped over her face, that she had never noticed before. The veil then lifted from her face and floated above her head, turning into a golden halo. She could see everything clearly now. Margo looked up toward the skylight and allowed the healing, cleansing light to pour onto her face as she raised her arms up toward Heaven, acceptingly, surrendering herself to Christ.
She then began to float off of the ground and into the air as two bright-white, angel wings sprouted from her back. Seven, large, thorny vines then began to sprout from the ground around her in a perfect circle as she opened her now-white and glowing eyes.
"Okay, I'm back! Are you ready for...?" Father Maxi began until he saw the sight in front of him, causing him to drop his Bible, Holy-Water and Crucifix as the Holy Water's glass vile shatter into pieces onto the floor. One of the thorny vines that had sprouted from the ground then slashed Father Maxi across the chest, causing him to scream in pain and agony. It burned because he was never a true believer.
Margo then floated out of the church's front door with the thorny vines still circling around her. Meanwhile, Cartman had just finished packing up all of his belongings. He let out a sigh of defeat and questioned if he would ever truly be happy. He was so hurt by Margo's betrayal that he decided to runaway to a place that would be more accepting of him. He planned on going to Germany since he figured that Jewish people weren't allowed there as he headed out of his room and toward the staircase. He was surprised to see Kyle standing at the top of the stairs, waiting for him though.
"You son of a bitch...Margo cared about you! I may not have thought you deserved her, but breaking up with her over her religion?! That's a new low, even for you, Cartman!" Kyle scolded, but Cartman merely rolled his eyes.
"Look Kyle, I'm runnin' away to Germany, where Jews ain't welcome; ya won't have to worry about me anymore..." Cartman explained as he shoved his way past Kyle. He then gasped in horror once he had tripped over the top step and had begun to tumble down the stairs.
"Cartman!" Kyle cried out as he watched Cartman roll all the way to the bottom of the stairs in horror. Just at that moment, Stan had burst in through the door that Kyle had left open to see Cartman unconscious at the bottom of the stairs and Kyle standing at the very top. He then glared up at Kyle as it had begun to click within his mind that Kyle had pushed Cartman down the stairs.
"Again Kyle?" Stan growled in disapproval.
"N-No! No! I didn't; I swear!" Kyle defended in vain. Kyle and Stan's conversation was interrupted however, when a large, thorn-covered vine reached in, through the front door and wrapped itself around Stan.
"Stan!" Kyle gasped as Stan was snatched out through the front door and flung through the night sky. The same thorny vine then knocked a large hole into the wall, revealing Margo and all her glory.
"Margo?!" Kyle gasped.
"I know whatcha really are...the veil has been lifted..." Margo growled Darkly, narrowing her brightly-glowing eyes at him.
"W-What do you...What?!" Kyle questioned in confusion. He had no idea what was happening. Before he even had time to think, one of Margo's vines shot up the staircase after him and slammed him against the wall, hard enough to crack it slightly. Kyle screamed in great pain as the vine's thorns pierced his skin, causing a stinging sensation to ring throughout his body.
Kyle wailed in pain until he had finally become dizzy from the pain and had passed out. Once Kyle was unconscious, Margo's angel wings, halo and vines had all disappeared as she gently lowered herself to the ground. She quickly rushed to Cartman's aid.
"Eric? Eric?! Speak to me!" She shouted, but there was no response since Cartman was unconscious. Margo quickly carried Cartman into her arms. She was fairly strong so his weight didn't effect her as she carried him to the nearest hospital.
When Cartman came to, he had awoken to Margo, worriedly standing over him. Even after he had broken up with her over her religion, she still stayed by his side and rescued him from his sworn enemy. Cartman couldn't help but feel both touched and guilty as he was now beginning to realize that maybe Jews really weren't as bad as he thought they were.
"Y-Ya saved me...After everything I did...After everything I said...Ya still saved me...Maybe Jews ain't so bad after all...
I'm sorry, Margo..." Cartman apologized with tear-filled eyes but Margo only hugged him tightly in response.
"I-It's okay, Cartman...I converted to Christianity...For you...I've seen the way, the truth and the light now, and I've been saved..." Margo explained.
"Y-Ya converted...for me? Oh Margo...Ya really are my perfect match, made in Heaven..." Cartman sniffled as he hugged her back just as tightly. He then hissed, lightly in pain from his injuries and released her.
"Goodnight in the mornin'! I haven't been this sore since Wendy Testaburger beat me up..." Cartman sighed.
"Who beat you up?" Margo asked, darkly as she narrowed her eyes. The next day, Kyle and Stan had managed to survive their dangerous encounter with Margo, having only suffered minor injuries. Stan was covered in scratches and cuts since a briar patch had broken his fall and Kyle had a cross-shaped, burn mark on his forehead.
"I'm really disappointed in you, dude...I told you if you didn't stay out of it, that something bad would happen, I told you that things would get too out of hand!" Stan growled as he got himself ready for school.
"I said I was sorry!" Kyle defended.
"Sorry doesn't mean anything if you keep doing it!" Stan snapped, before storming out of his house and slamming the door, hard enough to make Kyle flinch. Kyle sighed sadly. Stan was really angry with him now. Maybe he really did go too far and let things get out of hand with Cartman.
He made his way to Stan's kitchen to make himself some breakfast, unaware that Margo had somehow snuck into Stan's house and was now watching him. She watched as Kyle used a knife that was a bit too sharp to spread jelly onto a piece of toast. She then waited for him to leave the kitchen and head back upstairs, to Stan's room before exiting her hiding spot and retrieving the knife with a small snicker. She was currently wearing a pair of latex gloves to keep her finger prints from mixing with Kyle's finger prints that were on the knife's handle as she quickly but stealthily exited Stan's house and quickly hurried off to the school that Cartman went to. There, she caught up with Stan's girlfriend, Wendy, tapping her on the shoulder to get her attention.
"Oh, hey Margo!" Wendy smiled. She thought Margo was sweet and was glad that Cartman finally had someone in his life to ease his constantly-fowl mood. Because of this, she was unaware of Margo's true nature and was currently unaware of the fact that Margo was about to make her pay for what she had done to her boyfriend.
"Hey, Wendy! I got somethin' cool to show ya in the school's cellar!" Margo explained with false excitement. She then lead Wendy down to the school's basement.
"Okay, what did you want to show me?" Wendy questioned. She gasped in pain, surprise and horror however, when Margo had pulled the knife that Kyle had used from her skirt pocket and had used it to stab Wendy to death. Once Wendy was dead, Margo had dropped the knife, before quickly heading over to the school's incinerator, being careful not to be seen by any of the other students. She then removed the gloves and her bloody, cashmere-sweater, revealing her orange and black-frilled tank top, before tossing the evidence into the incinerator and burning it. She then began to laugh manically as the evidence burned within the incinerator.
Later that day, the corpse of Wendy Testaburger was discovered by Tweak, who was quick to panic and frantically tell everyone in the school. Principal Victoria issued a school lockdown and called the police. During the investigation, the police found a knife stained with the blood of Wendy Testaburger and covered with the finger prints of Kyle Brofloski. The police were quick to locate Kyle with the help of an enraged Stan and were quick to arrest the Jewish boy.
"You're goin' to Juvie for a long time, kid..." Officer Harrison Harris Yates growled, Sternly as he forced Kyle into the back of his police car.
"What?! But I didn't kill her; I swear!" Kyle defended.
"Tell it to the judge, kid..." Yates growled as he slammed the car door in Kyle's face.
"Come on, Stan; you believe me, right? Tell them I didn't do it!" Kyle begged as he pressed his face against the car's window.
"K-Kyle...I'm done..." Stan snarled as he fought back tears.
"Bebe?" Kyle questioned as he glanced over to his soon-to-be ex girlfriend.
"S-She was my best friend...It's over Kyle..." Bebe sniffled. Kyle then looked over to see Margo smirking at him, sinisterly while waving 'goodbye' to him.
"NOOOOOO!" Kyle screamed as he finally realized what had happened, but it was too late because he was taken to Juvie and he would be staying there for a very long time. As time went on, Cartman was finally released from the hospital and he and Margo went on dates regularly, whether it was dinner or lunch at a nice restaurant, a quiet game on the playground, a walk in the park or simply just hanging out at the other's house. Margo eventually convinced everyone that Cartman really was a good person and was able to raise his reputation within a month without Kyle or Wendy around. Cartman had gained the popularity, friends and girlfriend that he had been craving for so long within a month and if Kyle were to ever get out of Juvie somehow, he would quickly discover that he and Cartman had switched places on the reputation chain.
THE END...