Gah! My eyelid keeps twitching when I write this story!

Prepare for some references of other anime, BTW

I don't own Pokespe.

"Whoa!" a staff member said. "That's a lot of boxes!" he told the staff member carrying two large boxes. "It's just two." I said, leaning on a nearby wall. "Yeah, but there's like...ten more outside." the first staff member pointed out. "And there's already five more here." a third staff member called out. "What's in them anyways?" the staff member shifted his load. "You know that store over there that sells random knickknacks with weird side effects?" I said. "You mean the one Harold often frequents?" the staff member said. "Who doesn't know that store? That store's practically as popular as the weirdo store."

"Well, the boxes contains the cookies from that store." I replied. "Oh, BTW, that knickknack store has officially became a cookie store, but still sells some other stuff it usually sells. Apparently the previous owner retired and now his son runs it." I added. "So basically the main selling point is cookies..." the staff member carrying the boxes said as he set them down. "No changes there, really."

"Yeah? You should have looked at the welcome sign then." I deadpanned.

"So...let's see..." a staff member opened a box and looked at one of the packages. "...Pokemon Move Set Cookie Collection Number 23? Talk about a mouthful. There's a series of this thing?" she said after reading the title. "Apparently they sell ten of four types of cookie in each set." I said. "You know...like how a pokemon can only know four moves in the game?"

"Yeah, I get that, but I'm surprised they sell." the staff member raised her eyebrow. "Well...Harold helped." I said. "No kidding." another snorted. "I'm surprised he's alive after all those orders." he said. "Apparently he ate a cookie with the side effect of being immune to all poisonous things orally. Give him rat poison and he'll be laughing his head off soon after." I said. "Wow...the effects last?" a staff member whistled. "Well...it's not like they wear off on their own much..."

"Hold on, doesn't that mean that the cookies are poisonous then?"

"True but then...who cares?"

"I do." several hands shot up. "Yeah, yeah. This is a world of idiots we're talking about." I said. "Anime doesn't care about the details."

After all the Boxes got Unpacked and Set Up

"There! Done!" I said happily, hands on hips. The right hand side of the warehouse was lined with tables and the tables were filled with cookie sets in an assorted order.

"What now?" a staff member asked. "First, make sure Harold doesn't eat some. Then...I guess we wait for the them to arrive." I answered. "But still..." another staff member scratched his head. "There's so many types...The Pokemon Ability Series, The Move Set one, oh? What's this?" he picked one up and read the title. "Fairy Tail Magic Set, Limited Edition?!"

"I want it!" several Fairy Tail fans said and tackled the poor guy. "Wa-wait!" he said to no avail. "What do they do?" one asked. "I think it's supposed to make you have their magic for a while...although they were originally made to be Fairy Tail themed..." I said, sweatdropping. Most of the ideas they come up with are innocent, until during production where the side effects come...it made it popular, so I guess that's a plus...I guess...

"Which one's the Natsu one?"

"I claim the Wendy cookie! I wanna have Dragon Slayer Power!"

"Happy's cookie looks so kawaii!"

"What does the guild mark one give you?"

"Eat it!"

"No, it's mine!"

"No, mine!"

"Don't eat any of it!" I said. "And burn every one of those cookies! I don't want to find Gold spitting out fire or Silver freezing Green or Blue having telepathy!"

The staff members reluctantly obeyed, but not before some ate a cookie or so. One sprouted wings, another did nothing, and one ate the guild mark cookie and had the guild mark all over his body. "Where's the celestial keys?!" the staff member with no effects said excitedly, looking around for some keys to suddenly appear. "I can fly~!" the one who ate the Happy cookie said as he started to fly around. "Someone shoot him!" a staff member outside who was looking in said suddenly. "No, don't!" me and a few staff members who aren't going crazy over the cookies said. "Don't you dare!" the flying staff member yelled. "Cool! I'm part of Fairy Tail!" the third staff member said, looking inside his shirt to see the colorful marks. "Somehow you look creepy." a staff member commented with dark lines over his head.

After the Effects Wore Off (they're the rare ones that wear off! Yay!)

"Any other sets that are based on non-pocket monsters worlds?" I asked with frown. "There's one called the Devil Fruit Cookie Set." a staff member said. "Burn it." I said fiercely while One Piece fans said "Give it!"

After I managed to burn every single other anime world based cookie sets

"You meanie!" a staff member cried. I ignored her. I didn't really watch that many of those popular anime anyways so it's not like I'm that tempted or anything. I had to have one of the staff members who's knows a good chunk of anime to help me pick out the ones. As a result, several fans of different anime stated to chase him with pitchforks and torches. "Waah! I'm sorry!" he exclaimed. "And don't burn the warehouse!" I called out. "At least show some concern for your employees!"

"We're here! I heard we're cookie tasting today?" Blue said with a loud voice, signalling the dexholders entrance. "Of course, I bet it came from the place where Crystal lost her voice from." Silver said. Right on target... a few staff members outside thought. "What's the pile of ash for?" Red asked, looking at the said pile outside the entrance. "Just leftovers." a staff member waved the question off. "Why are there people glaring at you?" Yellow asked me. "I basically took away their fantasies." I replied. "Why are there people chasing after the guy?" Ruby pointed at the group of people who's still chasing the staff member. "He's an accomplice." I answered for him.

"That's a lot of cookies..." Gold and Sapphire looked over the tables with watering mouths. I dragged them away. "Well...I doubt you'll like 'em." I said. "Anyways." I let go of Gold and Sapph and snapped my fingers. Immediately, two restaurant tables appeared in the middle of the warehouse, five chairs each and five plates to go with the five seats. "Cool!" Gold said. "Ah...I love Writer's Ability." I sighed with content. "Is it really a writer's thing though?" a staff member commented.

Silver and Green looked at the cookie sets suspiciously. Crystal is also cautious thanks to her little accident with a cookie. I ushered them to sit at the table. Your choice on where they sit, although their dialogue will probably make the choices a bit narrower.

"...what are we eating exactly?" Yellow asked. "You guys are gonna eat some cookies from the store that's way over there." I replied. "The first one is..." I looked at the boxes the staff members are carrying. "...Pokemon Ability Cookie Set number 15!"

"What?" was most of the replies.

"Can I assume we're getting the Pokemon abilities?" Ruby said. "Pretty much." I said. "That's so cool!" Sapphire, Gold, and Emerald said. "That's just weird." Silver narrowed his eyes in suspicion. "I'll say it's kinda cool." I smiled. "A staff member tried it once. He got the Super Luck one and started to win in every gambling corner he could find. Not exactly what the actual ability does, but it's nice, huh-"

"Where's that cookie?" Gold stood up and looked around excitedly. Crystal grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him back down with a kick for good measures. "You're not even supposed to gamble." she scolded.

"Anyways..." I said as the staff member started to pass the cookies out.

"These look regular chocolate chip to me." Green commented. "Can I have your vanillla?" Yellow asked Blue. "Here you go!" Blue said as she traded the vanilla for an oatmeal. Sapphire stared at Ruby's cookie with glinting eyes. "...What to trade?" Ruby asked, lifting the cookie to Sapphire. "Thanks!" Sapphire snatched the cookie and gave Ruby hers.

Silver stared at his raisin cookie. "Do you not like raisin?" Crystal asked him. "I don't care either way." he replied.

Gold and Emerald were bickering with each other about how Gold keeps trying to steal Emerald's cookie. "You have your own cookie!" Emerald said. "And I want yours!" Gold replied. "Gold, you're supposed to be the older one." I said, sweatdropping.

After everyone finished trading and staring, they ate their cookies. "...nothing happened." Blue said after waiting for some sort of tingling sensation.

"I have the paper that tells me what kind of cookies are in each set. Let's see..." I looked at the paper in my hand. "Apparently there's ten types in each set. This particular one has..."

"Has?" Red repeated. I motioned the staff members in charge of props and whispered in their ears, knowing full well that Blue is leaning towards us to hear better and Sapphire can hear me just fine. The staff member nodded and went off to get the props needed to show the abilities. "Since the paper doesn't tell us which cookie has which ability, we're just going to have to get some props to show it." I told the dexholders. "Can't you just tell us?" Green said. "It's way more fun like this!" I said happily. The rest just stared at me with "Seriously?" faces.

"It's raining!" a staff member called out. "Alrighty then." I said. "One of you has the Drizzle Cookie." I told them. The dexholders looked at each other as if they could tell who. "Eh, we'll figure out who soon enough." I said. "We're back with the props!" the staff members said, a little soaked. "BTW, I made sure none of you has the same cookie so you won't have the same abilities." I added. "Ok." some answered. "What's that?" Sapphire pointed at a fake gun a staff member is holding. "That's a gun." I replied. "I know that." Sapphire snapped. "But for what?"

"To shoot poison darts with." the staff member said bluntly. "And the pecha berries?" Blue asked. "In case the person doesn't have the Immunity Cookie."

"So we're all gonna have to go through the same stuff." Gold said. "Duh." I answered. "How else are we going to figure it out?"

"What's the radio for?" Green looked at the radio in another staff member's hand. "You'll see." she replied.

"Alright, first off...let's try the radio." I said. I gave ear plugs to all the staff members and put them in my ears. the staff members did the same. "Uh oh." Emerald said as I played the radio. Loud, and I mean like Hyper Voice loud, music came out of the speakers. I raised it full volume and the volume of the rock music got louder. The dexholders covered their ears in vain attempt. "Ani!" Blue yelled at furiously. I just grinned and gave her a thumbs up. Silver, Gold, Green, and Blue glared daggers at me. The earplugs I had are specially made for Hyper Voices, so I pretty much hear nothing but a whisper of rock.

Only one dexholder had no problems with the insane volume.

Red looked around at his friends who seem to be in major pain. "The heck?! Why are you fine?!" Blue screamed at Red. I could only tell what she said from her mouth and thoughts. Red, who can hear Blue perfectly fine replied "I don't know. The music seems fine to me."

"YOU SHOULD GET YOUR EARS CHECKED!" nearly everyone yelled. Apparently, they could guess what Red was saying perfectly fine too.

I stopped the music. Green, Silver, Gold, Sapphire, and Blue started to lunge at me even though their ears are still ringing. "I'm sorry!" I said, trying to run away and failing miserably. "Are you okay, Yellow?" Red asked her worriedly. "Wh-what did you say...?" Yellow said, spirals as her eyes. "Damn you!" Sapphire yelled at me as she punch me. "Ow! Mercy! Mercy! OW! Uncle! Unc-OWWWW!" I said as the group continued to beat the life out of me. "Sorry!"

After everyone can hear again and I used my Writer's Ability to heal myself ('cause you know what, screw life's rules)

"Well...Red has the Soundproof Cookie." I said. "Let's go on to the next prop..."

"Not a chance!"

"It's not like I'm going to do anymore of painful music!"

Red stood aside since we found out which ability he ate. "Next is the poison darts!" I said, holding up the gun. The dexholders except Yellow and Ruby are already at a fighting stance. "I swear it's not going to hurt you!" I said, backing away. "They're poison darts. What do you mean they're not going to hurt us?!" Blue yelled. "I mean it's not like you're going to die or any-look! I have pecha berries so we can heal you right away!" I said when Silver took out a switchblade knife.

"I have a question." Crystal glared at me. "What makes you think we'll just stand here while you poison us, huh?"

"Um...I mean...unless you want to figure out who has the Immunity Cookie..."

Sapphire growled at me and I flinched. "Let's just do it so we can move along...shall we?" I said. I aimed at Sapphire and...

I missed entirely. The dart went past Sapphire and Blue before hitting the wall. The dexholders stared at the dart. Emerald turned to me. "That's lame." he deadpanned. "I never actually took assassination classes or anything." I said with a tick mark on my head. I aimed at Silver this time who simply dodged it. "Oh come on!" I complained. "We have pecha berries!"

"So?"

"...okay fine." I aimed at Sapphire again, who growled. I switched target to Yellow, who gulped and hid behind Ruby, who used his plate as a shield. I sighed a lowered the gun. "...who wants to go first?"

No one answered. "Fine then." I gritted my teeth. I snapped my fingers and two staff members tackled Sapphire. Sapphire put up a fight but the skilled staff managed to tie her up (it's a miracle!).

I aimed at her again. "Let me go!" she yelled. I managed to hit her ankle. "Ow! That...hardly hurts at all." Sapphire said dumbfoundedly. "I kinda expected more sting."

"You're supposed to be poisoned immediately." I replied. "Looks like we found our person." Gold said. "Yes!" I air punched the air. "First try too!"

"You technically got her on your second shot." Green said. "I wasn't talking about my accuracy." I snapped.

"What's next?" Sapphire said when the staff members untied her. She yanked the dart out of her ankle and handed back to me. I simply tossed it away. "Next is..." I looked at Blue. "Can you sit at that chair for me?" I pointed at a chair that's normally used for living rooms. "Why me?" Blue said. "Because." I said. "You're not going to tie me up are you?" Blue said suspiciously. "I promise." I said. She cautiously sat on the chair and immediately her wrists and ankles are trapped in the built in handcuffs. "Ani!" Blue yelled. Silver glared at me. "What? Kept my promise." I said, inching away from Silver. "Oh, very funny!" Blue said angrily and sarcastically.

"Right." I took out a pokeball and out came a Jolteon. "I'm borrowing this from my OC. Jolteon use...whatever electric type move you have!" I said. Yellow, Gold, Emerald, and Crystal anime fell. Jolteon sweatdropped but did it anyways. He used thundershock on Blue who screamed. However, the thundershock swerved to the left and hit Emerald. "Argh!" he said as he got shocked. "Jolteon, return." I returned the Jolteon. "You okay?" Crystal asked. "Yeah..." Emerald murmured. "Just felt a little shock."

"Then don't scare us." Gold said.

"So you have the Lightning Rod one?" Green said. "Duh." a staff member said but became quiet when Green cast a sideways glare at her. "Well, think of it this way." I held up a shield and told Emerald to punch it. He did and the shield dented. "You became more powerful." I said. Emerald glanced at Gold who took a step back. "Get back here!" Emerald tackled him. "This is for that time when you called me a shortie!"

"But it's true-ow!"

"Emerald, stop it." Crystal said sternly.

"You can free me now." Blue said. I pressed a button at the back of the chair and released Blue. Gold grinned and got his Pichu out. Crystal noticed this and whacked Gold in the head. "Don't you dare." She hissed. "I wasn't gonna do anything." Gold said. "Yeah right." Emerald huffed.

"Let's just move on, okay?" I said. "By the way, how are we going to be back to normal?" Emerald said. "I don't feel like being the target of every electric type pokemon."

"These sets are supposed to last for a while...they'll wear off soon." I replied. "Aw." Sapphire said sadly. Ruby looked at Sapphire. "This way I won't have ta worry 'bout some stinkin' poison types!" she said. Ruby just shook his head and looked away.

"Hm..." I looked at the remaining dexholders. "Green, Silver, don't run away." I said. Blue dragged both of them back to the group. "Who carried everyone before?" I asked. "Huh?" everyone said. "Okay...no one...Red! Who did you carry before?" I called out to the guy. Red looked up from the mini tv he was watching with the rest of the staff members. "Yellow and Blue at one time!" he called back. "Carry them again please." I turned to the two girls. "You didn't like...gained weight, right?" I said. Blue put her hands on her hips. "Excuse me?" she said, offended. "Sorry." I turned to Red again. "Nevermind!"

I got a weighing scale. "Blue, please step on this scale." I said calmly. "Why?" Blue asked. "It's either this or maybe get embarrassed in front of everyone." I shrugged. "Supposedly one of you guys have the Heavy Metal Cookie, which makes you heavier so..."

"Why do I have to go first?" Blue complained. "It's not like it matters." I argued. "Just do it!"

Blue reluctantly put herself on the scale. "...ok...I have that cookie." She muttered, stepping off the scale. "Alright, next-wait what?" I said. "What did you weigh?" Gold asked with a grin. Silver and Crystal punched/kicked him in the gut. "Oompf! S-sorry..." Gold staggered to the ground, clutching his stomach. "You're lucky I didn't go between your legs." Silver and Crystal said.

"Crystal," I said. "Have Gold stand on the scale. Or at least be on top of it."

Crystal dragged Gold to the scale, who promptly laid on top of it. I moved his head a bit to see his weight. "...What's his normal weight, anyways." I stared at Blue. "Why are you looking at me?" she raised an eyebrow. "Because you seem to be the most likely person when it comes to personal information." I answered back. "Ani, it's not me." Gold muttered. "Hm? Oh...well.." I stared at Gold. "...You must have eaten a lot of sweets then." I said. "Oh, shut up." Gold said bluntly. I whacked him on the head. "I was brought up on that term being a curse word." I said. "How?!" Gold said. "Just kidding." I stuck out my tongue. "Although someone told me that one time, it's not like I hear it everyday."

"Anyways, who's next?" I stared at Green. Green stared back. I looked away. "...Yellow! Why don't you go." I said. "You usually don't weigh much so..." I stopped when Yellow glared at me with a red face. "...Sorry. I forgotten how girls can get so touchy."

"You're a girl!"

"So what?!"

After confirming that Yellow has the Light Metal Cookie

"I must be a genius if I could guess so correctly like that." I said with tears in my eyes and a weird aura around me. Emerald had fun lifting up Yellow with one hand, just saying. That is until Crystal whacked him on the head. Oh well.

"Let's see...what should we do next?" I hummed to myself, getting a bit excited. "What do you have?" Gold asked Silver. "How should I know?" he said in a monotonous voice.

"Here you go." I gave Ruby a pokeball. "This one's for you." I handed Silver another pokeball. "What about me?" Blue said. "We already know what you, Yellow, Emerald, Sapph, and Red have." I said. "No need for you to participate."

"We already have pokeballs of our own." Silver said to me. "Oh yeah..." I sweatdropped. "Then...would the remaining people please try to open their pokeballs please." I said. They raised their eyebrow in question but complied. Gold's Explotaro came out, Silver's Weavile came out, Green's Charizard came out, and Ruby's Nana came out. "Why are they glaring at me with an attack ready?!" I said. "Because it's all your fault." the trainers replied bluntly.

"Crystal, why don't you get out your Mega?" Gold asked. "What does it look like I'm trying to do?" Crystal said irritably. She kept pressing the button on the pokeball, but it won't open. Mega from inside looked at Crystal worriedly. "Is it broken?" Silver asked. "Doubt it." Crystal said, still pressing like crazy. "Ta da! You got the Klutz cookie!" I cheered. Crystal glared at me. "A-at least I didn't ask you to try to use a computer or something...right?"

"What do you mean?"

"It would be very embarrassing to be unable to turn on a computer after using one for so long, right?"

"I hate this." Crystal muttered. "Hey, it's your fault for taking the cookie." Gold grinned. Crystal turned to Gold and kicked him. "Ow! Jeez! I was joking! Don't need to take out your anger on me!" Gold said, clutching his thigh. "I don't know...I kinda like it when I see a girl turn you to a pancake." I commented. "Oi!"

"Let's see what's left..." I looked at the paper again, making sure Blue or Silver can't see. "Hmm...hey Red." I called out to the temporary staff member. He set down the boxes he was carrying. "Yeah?" he asked. "If you're not too busy helping us out, can you punch...Gold, Silver, Ruby, and Green for me?"

"What?" Red blinked at the weird request. "Excuse me?" the four boys glared at me. ""What?" I took a step back. "Uh Ani?" Red said. "Can I ask why you want me to hit my friends before I actually do?"

"...Crystal, hit Gold for me." I ignored Red. "Just because I hit him for being a idiot from time to time, it doesn't mean I'm bloodthirsty." Crystal folded her arms. "Time to time?!" Gold commented at the understatement. "I'm never an idiot-"

"I never said you were bloodthirsty." I cut off Gold's statement. "But someone here has the Pickpocket ability...so..." I took out a punching gun (from another of my OC) and pulled the trigger (so to speak). Out of the barrel came a punching glove of sorts and punched Gold right in the face. Ah~ if only this thing had that 'baka!' effect like Hotaru's Baka Cannon...

"Ow! What the hell was that for?!" Gold yelled at me, red in the face. I punched him again to knock him to Red (who got pushed back to a staff member carrying boxes who got-yeah, you get the idea). I aimed at Ruby. Ruby gulped and stood behind Emerald. Emerald tried to go behind Ruby but Ruby kept going back. "...ok, fine!" I aimed at Silver who glared at me with a 'try me and you're dead' aura. I gulped and looked at Green who had the same aura. "...Oh come on!" I whined. "Silver." I said. "What?" he growled. "Punch Green for me." I said simply. Silver looked at me with a 'Really?' face but then thought about it and decided to punch Green, who blocked it easily. Silver frowned at that and tried to punch again but to no avail. "Just wait." Silver said in a low tone. "Hmph." Green gave him a small, irritating smirk.

"Notice anything missing?" I asked the redhead, who is still glaring at Green. Silver looked at me and his hands went in his pockets. "...My pokegear." Silver answered shortly. Green reached in his pocket and felt an unknown object and pulled it out. "You mean this?" he lifted the pokegear back. "When did you...?" Silver snatched his pokegear back. "I found it in my back pocket if that's what you mean." Green said. "Lucky...I wish I had that cookie..." Blue said wistfully. You don't need it several thoughts echoed in my head. "Seems like an hassle to me." Green mumbled. "Really?" Ruby said. "Why's that?" Sapphire asked. "Because people now have an excuse for accusing me a thief." Green replied. "Eh, you'll get used to it." Blue shrugged like it's no big deal. Easy for you to say!

By this time, the first five people whose abilities were known had their abilities wear off. "I guess that means that the cookies effects wear off at different times." I said thoughtfully. "Yes!" Blue cheered. "Aww..." Sapphire sulked.

"I believe only Gold, Ruby and Silver's left right?" I asked. "Right." Emerald nodded. "Let's see..." I took out Jolteon again. "Emerald, grab one of the remaining people's arm for me." I told the shortie. "Why me?" he pointed to himself. "Because your ability didn't wear off yet." I answered. Emerald grabbed Gold. "Why me?" Gold asked. "Why not?" Emerald answered bluntly. "Alright! Jolteon, use thundershock!" I said, pointing at Emerald and Gold. Jolteon used the attack as it hit Emerald as well as Gold. "OOOOOOWWWW!"

Emerald let go of Gold and Gold glared at me, a bit scorched. I returned Jolteon and looked at Gold. "Sapph!" I called out to the girl who is also helping the staff members out by pretty much carrying 10 people's worth of boxes. "Yeah?" Sapphire asked. "Race with Gold for me." I said. "What? Why?" Gold asked. "She's obviously gonna win."

"So?"

Sapphire put down the boxes looked at Gold. "Alright, senior! I'm ready to go!"

"I'm not." Gold muttered.

The other dexholders went outside to help the staff members too. Besides Ruby and Silver of course. "What about umbrellas?" I asked a staff member. The staff member shrugged. "They don't seem to mind the rain." he replied.

Gold and Sapphire raced and Gold's speed improved to the point of being neck to neck at one point. "Ok! Gold has the Motor Drive Cookie!" I clapped my hand gleefully. That was what? My third time in guessing correctly or something?

"Which means..." I looked at Ruby and Silver. "...Gold." I looked at the guy after they finished racing. "Do me a favor and punch Silver and Ruby for me."

"Why me?!" Gold pointed to himself. "Don't you dare." Silver glared. "No thanks." Ruby took a step back.

"Fine. Sapph?" I looked at the brunette. "I'm all for Ruby, but not Silver." Sapphire replied, getting ready to punch Ruby. "Whoa, hold on." Ruby took a few more steps back as Sapphire advanced towards him. "Nope." Sapphire punched Ruby in the face. Ruby grunted and fell to the ground. Sapphire looked at her accomplishment with a satisfied nod. Ruby is now KOed.

"...Feel anything Sapph?" I asked. Sapphire shook her head. "Then..." I looked at Silver. "What cookie do I have?" he asked. I grinned a smug grin. "I would tell you, but..." Blue came in (sensing a new blackmail-worthy picture) with a camera in hand. "It'll be more fun to just show you!" I pushed Gold onto him. Silver punched Gold away. "Ow! What the-" Gold stopped in mid rub when he looked at Silver. Sapphire made a questioning face. "What happened?" she said. Silver looked at Gold suspiciously.

Gold continued to stare at Silver with a slight blush on his face. Silver, realizing what happened, slapped his forehead. "Ani..." he glared at me. "You ate the cookie." I pointed out. "Wait, what's wrong with senior Gold?" Sapphire asked. Blue prepared to snap a picture. Gold then stared at Silver with a lovestruck face. "...The heck?" Sapphire said. "Congrats Silv! You have the Cute Charm Cookie. Hope it helps you find a girl!" I said. Blue snapped a photo when Gold decided to tackle Silver in a hug (and possibly a kiss). Silver, who isn't going to take this "hell" (as he would call it), punched Gold until he fainted. "Which leaves Ruby to have the Drizzle Cookie." I finished.

"Something wrong?" Red popped his head in. "Nope! Everything is just peachy!" Blue said happily. Red looked at the camera at hand and sweatdropped.

After I got everyone to go back for the next round of cookie tasting (that was a long time, wasn't it?)

"The next one is Side Effects Cookie Set number 3!" I announced as I handed everyone a vanilla cookie. "What is it now?" Green glared at me. "Enough with the glaring already! And how should I know? This is very first original cookie set they made, and has been selling since then. Of course...this is also the set where Crystal lost her voice..."

"So one of us is going to lose their voice?" Yellow said. "Um...maybe." I answered hesitantly. No one tried to eat their cookie.

"...fine, we'll force you to eat it." I huffed and snapped my fingers. A group of trained staff members appeared and forced the dexholders to eat it by shoving the cookie to their mouths despite the resistance. Green and Silver basically knocked their 'helper' out while Blue kicked her male 'helper' in the...you know...sensitive place.

Sapphire punched her 'helper' and Emerald used his extension arm to punch his away. Red used his hands to block his 'helper's hands towards him. Yellow closed her eyes and blindly whacked her 'helper' on the head with the plate. "Sorry!" she squeaked. "I-It's fine..."

"That turned out swell." I muttered sarcastically.

After I finally managed to get to them to eat their cookie (this, by the way, took about two hours to get half the dexholders to eat it, and I'm talking about the easier peeps)

Gold snored as he slumped over the table. Silver refused to talk and have someone (anyone) record his quacking. Crystal tried to stop Baby Emerald from crying while her pigtails turned to um...S-N-A-K-E-S. Blue, who's now stuck in a child's body, jumped up and down to try to get to eye level with Green, who couldn't talk at all (but if you think about it, is it really all that life changing?). Red is also in a child's body, but unlike Blue, he doesn't have his memories of his older ages (or maybe any age). "Maybe you shouldn't try to calm Emerald down with your...attachments on you." Sapphire said, except in a boy version of her voice. Ruby squealed in a girl version of his voice as he practically spun around with a dress at hand, his ponytail flying. "I always wanted to be a girl and wear a dress!"

No you didn't. I thought. "Nice haircut." a staff member snickered at Sapphire's short and messy hair. "At least now I don't hafta worry 'bout my pants." Sapphire grinned.

"You know..." I said to a staff member. "Am I supposed to call Sapphire 'she' or 'he'? Sapph's technically a girl, but has a boy's body."

"Why don't you ask those people from Kokoro Connect? They're practically experts on identity and body switching."

Four year old Red looked at Crystal with innocent eyes. Okay, so maybe he was staring intently at the...S-N-A-K-E-S and was thinking of how they feel like and thought about grabbing them (his visual thought I picked up had him practically pulling at Crystal's hair and strangling the poor things).

"Here, Sapph." Crystal handed Baby Emerald to the Hoenn dexholder.

A/N: I going to try my best to no use 'her' or 'he' or any of that when referring to Ruby or Sapphire

"Why me?!" Sapphire asked. "Because you're pretty much the only other person who's close to Emerald and is available." Crystal replied, her 'hair' hissing and looking around. "What about Prissy Boy?" Sapphire pointed to Ruby. Sapphire stopped when she (he) saw that Ruby is still twirling with a dress in Ruby's arms.

"...Ok, nevermind." Sapphire muttered. "WAAAHHH!" Baby Emerald cried out. Red, who was now next to Crystal, jumped back in surprise. Sapphire tried to stop Emerald from crying but patting him on the back but it made it worse. "Damn it," Sapphire muttered. "This is harder than I thought."

"..." I backed away from Crystal, eyes on her 'hair'. "You really should get over your fear. " a staff member commented. "I don't see you doing anything about your fear of spiders." I shot back. "Th-that's different..."

"Here, Sapphire, give him to me." Blue said in her young voice. "Here ya go." Sapphire squatted and gave the still crying baby to Blue. Blue expertly calmed Emerald down using her soothing voice and slightly bouncing him. "Ya pretty good for being a nine year old." Sapphire commented. "Well...I still have my experience in teenager days." Blue said. "What's that got to do with anything?" Crystal commented. Red left Crystal after attempting to touch the snakes but failed when they snapped at his finger. Good thing they didn't catch their target.

Red looked up at Green this time and Green stared back with cold eyes. Red blinked. Green stared.

Stare~

Red pointed at Green. "Weirdo!" he said loudly. Everyone (except for Gold and Emerald) stared at Red. Green twitched.

Bam!

Red whimpered slightly and he rubbed the top of his head with his hands. Green towered over him, fist still clenched. "Green!" Blue scolded despite being a lot shorter. "You should treat children with care!"

Green just stared at Blue with cold eyes, as if saying "I don't care."

"You should care!"

"By the way," a staff member said. "What happened to Yellow?"

"Oh, she's here." I lifted up my cupped hands. The staff member leaned to get a closer look. "Hi." Yellow's squeaky voice said as she waved. "...You're tiny!" the staff member commented.

Crystal tried to wake Gold up but due to the cookie, he continued to snore away despite Crystal's kicks and Silver punches. They even closed his mouth and nose to make him wake up (but let go because there was no sign of waking up and they didn't want to suffocate him).

"How long does the effects last?" Crystal asked. "It better not be forever." Blue grumbled. "I like my original body, thanks."

As soon as she said that, Crystal's hair slowly morphed back to normal. "Oh, it's gone." Crystal said in relief. "Lucky!" Blue said. Emerald then decided to wake up and started to cry all over again. Blue continued to calm Emerald down. "Here, I'll do it now. The effects are gone anyways." Crystal said, getting Emerald. "Thanks." Blue said.

I felt someone pinching (hugging?) my leg and looked down to see Red poking me. He stared at me and I stared back, lost in those big innocent eyes. That is until he started to speak his second word.

"Baka!"

"That's it!" I said as I tried to stomp Red to oblivion. Two staff members held me from my arms. "Calm down Ani!" one said. "How would you like it if someone called you an idiot like that?!" I hissed at him. "W-well...you don't care much about that anyways!" he countered. "Oh yeah." I said and stopped thrashing. Yellow, who was clutching my shirt at the time, sighed in relief. Looks like she isn't gonna fall to her death anytime soon. Red noticed her and tried to grab her. He jumped to no avail.

I plucked Yellow ("Hey!") and put her on Red's head, who covered Yellow with both of his hands before moving Yellow so he can see her better. She timidly waved at him. "Hi Red..."

Needless to say, I stopped Red from gobbling her up. "He's a four year old, right? Stop acting like a toddler!" I said. "Actually, he is a toddler. Right now anyways." a staff member commented. "Oh..." I said.

Hey, I never was great at guessing someone's age.

"But he can walk perfectly fine." I commented. The staff member shrugged. "Then he's not a toddler. I don't know these kind of things."

Oi.

Seeing as how most things was really boring, after five minutes later

Other than Crystal, it seems that Silver, Gold, and Green's side effects wore off. The rest (who all are changed physically in some way) are still...altered.

"So...Red's a kid now, huh?" Gold said, inspecting the boy. Red looked at Gold. Gold pointed at Yellow who's sitting cross-legged on top of Red's head. "Straw Hat Gal, you're shorter than ever, huh?"

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Even your voice is all high and squeaky." Gold laughed a bit. "Gold." Crystal said with a frown on her face. "Don't worry. I already have a bump from Silver." Gold muttered. "You did made fun of Blue so..." I said. "Anyways...I'll go find some sort of antidote. Physical changes are so common, they developed an antidote for that since they physical side effects seem to last for at least a year."

"A year?!"

"Yeah, so be quiet and help me find it."

"I prefer to be like this for a little while longer..." Ruby said. "Me too." Sapphire nodded. "Too bad." I stuck my tongue out as I went to a pile of boxes where various props are.

"Red, let's help Ani-san." Yellow said. Red seemed to understand her and followed me, watching me. Yellow tried to help to by looking at things I might overlook.

Blue walked over outside and looked for the antidote there in case there was a misplacement. Green followed to help out. Silver followed too because of Blue.

"But you know." Gold looked at Emerald in Crystal's arms. "...Odd boy didn't really change, did he?"

After finding the antidote

"So...I was a baby, huh?" Emerald said. "You don't remember?" Ruby said. "Nope." Emerald replied.

"I don't know what got you mad...but sorry." Red apologized to Green while scratching the back of his head. "Hmph. Whatever." Green said. "In any case, Silver was quacking?!" Gold said and laughed before getting KOed by Silver's punch. "Shut it." he said in a low tone.

"That being said and done..." I checked the clock. "...We missed lunch." I commented. In response, several tummies growled. Mine included, and the staff members. "We only have time for one more cookie tasting...so choose your pick." I gestured at the boxes on the tables.

"...Can we...not eat one?" Emerald said. "Nope." I said. "You guys can try the pokemon move set one..." a staff member said. "Or eat the ability one again." another suggested.

The dexholders walked aimlessly to the cookies, none actually happy about eating another cookie. Crystal shook Gold to wake him up. She told him the orders and he immediately went to the Ability Cookie Set, hoping to have the Super Luck Cookie.

In the end, the Kanto dexholders got the Pokemon Move Set Cookie Collection number 7 ("For good luck!" Blue said sweetly), the Hoenn Trio got the Unova Pokemon Cookie Set number 4. Crystal and Silver took an Animal Cracker Set. Gold obviously took a cookie from the Pokemon Ability Cookie Set number 12.

When they eat their cookies (rather reluctantly), Gold immediately asked what ability he has right now. The staff member read the piece of paper and got some props ready. "Just tell me already!" Gold said, backing away from a flamethrower one of the staff member has. "Fine." he replied. "You either have Heatproof, Iron Fist, Magma Armor, or Magician."

"Dammit." Gold said. "But the Iron Fist one is good." one said thoughtfully.

I turned to the Kanto dexholders. Green is asleep, lying on the floor like that. Blue has Pay Day and is happily showering herself with gold coins. "I can get used to this!" she said happily. "No more stealing for me!"

Yellow has the Agility Cookie, which is good, since she needed to avoid a Purrloin who's chasing a Gothita.

"Ga! Ga! Thita!" the Gothita said while crying. "Purr...loin!" the Purrloin growled, obviously happy to be chasing the pokemon. "Gothita! Ta thi Gothita!"

"What are they saying?" I asked a staff member. She shrugged. "I kinda left the pokemon translator somewhere in the pile of boxes..." she pointed to the said box. "Um...where'd you get it from? Maybe we can get another." I suggested. "From the weirdo store."

"Oh...I guess they don't always sell weird stuff, huh?"

"Pansage?" the Pansage said, looking at his arms/paws and touching his head sprout thingy. "Pan?" the Pansage looked up and Silver and tried to hold back its laughter for three seconds before laughing like crazy. I looked too I tried to hold my laughter. Silver punched Pansage in the face, effectively making him faint. Silver then glared at me and I turned around and tried to stop my shoulders from shaking. Gold looked at Silver and wasted no time in laughing. "Haha! You look so...hahahahaha!" Gold openly laughed in Silver's face. Silver smacked him with his trunk and Gold was sent to the pile of boxes.

Yes, Silver at the Elephant animal cracker and now has elephant ears and trunk. Tusks included.

"It's...okay, Silvy." Blue said, trying to hold her laughter in herself. Silver breathed out with his nose in anger, effectively making an elephant noise. Everyone else laughed while Silver's face became a tomato. Silver glared at the pokemon to make them be quiet first.

"Cheer up, it'll wear off soon anyways." Crystal tried to comfort Silver. "Hmph." Silver said, ears flapping with every turn of the head. "At least your nose isn't a long Donphan nose."

"At least you don't look like a Bunny Girl." Crystal said, her nose twitching. "And you don't have whiskers!"

"But you don't have these tusks!"

"Yeah well...the Bunny Girl still stands!"

"I always wanted to feel a bunny's ear..." I said and I reached and touched Crystal's ears like Kagome did with Inuyasha's. "Stop it, Ani." Crystal slapped my hands away. "Sorry..." I muttered. I looked at Crystal's bunny nose. "...Nice change." I said, stiffling a giggle. Crystal rolled her eyes. "Whatever." she huffed. "At least Gold's too busy with the staff members to notice." I pointed out. Gold and the group of members are currently outside after chasing Gold around.

"But do you guys have like...enhanced hearing or smell?" I said. Silver and Crystal shook their heads. "Nope." they replied. "So it's just for show huh..." I commented.

Silver noticed Green to be asleep and had an idea. Sure, he couldn't do anything about the side effects, but that didn't mean he couldn't have some fun with a sharpie...

"Ga..." the Gothita cried at his own corner. "Pan, pansage." the Pansage tried to comfort the Gothita. "Ga! Ga! Gothita! Ta!" Gothita cried. "Gothita ta! Ta!"

"Pansage..."

Gothita suddenly stopped crying and looked at Pansage intently. "Pansage?" Pansage blinked, a bit weirded out. "...Gothita ta Gothi ta." Gothita said and walked away in relief and sadness at the same time. "Gothita gothi..."

"Pansage pan sage sage..." Pansage huffed.

"What did I miss?" Red suddenly appeared next to me. "Where did you come from?!" I yelped in surprise. Red scratched the back of his head. "I got the Teleport Cookie, I guess, and I teleported outside for a while before coming back here. I don't think I got the control of it yet..."

"Purr?" the Purrloin looked at Red. Red looked back. "...was it here before?" Red said. "Yes and no." I replied. "Meet Sapphire the Purrloin!" I said gleefully. "What happened? No wait, nevermind. I can kinda guess it already."

After the effects wore off (Gold had the Heatproof Cookie. Have fun imagining what his face looked like when they turned on the flamethrower)

"That was a nice change, wasn't it?" I said. "No." was some of the replies. "I guess..." was the others.

Green, by the way, is in the bathroom area, trying to wipe the sharpie graffiti off his face ("Stupid Rest." Green muttered on his way).

"Now what?" Sapphire asked. "Now you guys can go back and get dinner. No need for the randomizer hat right now 'cause a) the hat got burned when it actually went in the incinerator, b) we're waiting for the new one to arrive, and c) you guys can rest for a day or so since I'm doing a Side Story Special of some sorts next." I replied. "Yes! Food!" Sapphire yelled and ran out. "Yes! A shower!" Ruby said at the same time and ran out with Sapphire. "Don't follow me! And don't copy me!" their voices yelled in the distance. The rest walked out with chitter chatter. "I think I'll go wait for Green." Yellow told me. "Okay." I nodded. "Right now, it's editing time!"

I admit that I didn't feel like writing about Gold being all love struck and lovesick over Silver. Let your imaginations run free, if you want, about the alternate versions that could happen.

And I'll also admit that the ending is a bit rushed.

Translation of the PokeTalk:

(First chat)

"Wah! This body is so ugly!" Gothita cried.

"Serves ya right! Get back here!" Purrloin said.

"Stay away! And why do I keep saying Gothita!?" Gothita yelled.

(Second Chat)

"Wah...this is not pretty..." Gothita whimpered.

"It's okay." Pansage said.

"No it's not! Just look at these lips! These eyes! I'll never be able to win a contest again!" Gothita cried.

"Oh brother..." Pansage said with an annoyed look.

"On second thought, it's better than being as ugly as you." Gothita said.

"But I'm still so..." Gothita whimpered

"I'm sorry for having this face." Pansage said sarcastically

That's about the rough translation (I forgot the original in my head)

Also, about the Side Story Special or whatever it's gonna be called, I think I said this before but just to make sure:

I basically make stories on events that were probably mentioned or time skipped over (Examples: the sleepover and the first night)

If you want a particular moment to be written, let me know in the reviews! Although I already have an idea...it could wait 'cause I really don't feel like reading all the chapter again.

Besides, I'll just use your suggestions for the next Special, anyways.

That aside, Review!

*Sigh* I hope there's no mistakes...I edited it, but my brain's all mushy from typing and thinking...