Christmas at badguy house
The baddies were up until 1 in the morning, but that didn't stop them from getting up early on Christmas day. Voldemort had a bad hang-over and didn't feel like getting up the next day but the other villains had other ideas.
"You can't spend Christmas day in bed" Dr Evil said. "Go away" Voldemort grumbled, pulling the covers over his head "I have a banging headache".
"That's because you drank a whole bottle of vodka last night" Olaf stated. He was rolling around the room on his new roller-blades and crashed onto Voldemort.
"Get off me olaf" he shrieked, shoving him off. He tried to go back to sleep but he was jumped on by the Joker.
"Get up Voldy, you can't stay in bed, not today" he giggled then attempted to pull Voldemort out of bed.
"Ok, Ok, I'll get up, now stop tugging on my arm Joker" the dark lord barked. "I'm off" the Joker replied "now, it's time for you to open your pressies, heeheeheehee" and he grabbed Voldemort by the arm again.
"Will you stop doing that, it's getting irritating now" he barked. "But Voldemort, wait until you see your presents and they are waiting to be opened". He dragged Voldemort into the room and shoved him to a pile of presents.
"Are they all for me?" he asked. "Well Duh" came the Joker's response. A grin spread across spread across Voldemort's face and like a little kid, he dived into them and instantly began ripping them open.
"I have never seen Voldemort act like this before" said Dr Evil. "I think it's because he acts like a big kid when it comes to christmas time (breath)" Darth vader added. "Look, I got roller skates" Voldemort giggled as he put them on and started rolling around the room on them, but had no control over them.
"Voldemort, watch out for the bookcase" Olaf yelled. "What Bookcase?" asked Voldemort, clearly unaware that he was heading straight for the bookcase.
"That...." Olaf said before Voldemort crashed into the bookcase and a whole pile of books fell on top of him "never mind".
"WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME THERE WAS A BOOKCASE THERE?"Voldemort shrieked.
"I did try to warn you" Olaf protested, throwing his hands in the air.
That afternoon, they were all piled in the kitchen, making the Christmas dinner.
"Yeuch, Brussel sprouts, I hate Brussel sprouts" the Joker pointed out when he saw Darth vader putting Brussel sprouts in the pan. "Tough" said Darth vader, pointing a spatula "everyone is having Brussel sprouts, even you, now make yourself useful and cut those carrots up". The Joker stuck his tongue out at Darth vader when he had his back turned before going to cut the Carrots up. He looked to see if Darth vader still had his back turned. He did, so the Joker started eating a full carrot.
"How you getting on with them carrots?" Darth vader asked. Het urned around and saw the Joker still eating a full carrot.
"What's up Doc?" he asked, taking the carrot out of his mouth. "I thought I told you to cut those carrots up, not eat them" Darth vader boomed. "I was hungry Darthy" the Joker said simply then putting the carrot back in his mouth. "Arrrrrrrrrgh, you useless scum, get out of the kitchen" Darth vader growled.
"Fair enough" the Joker said as he sauntered back into the front room.
Darth vader spend an hour doing the dinner. When It was done, all the villains sat around the table.
"Oh man, I got Brussel sprouts" the Joker moaned "Darthy, you a really mean, I told you I hated Brussel sprouts".
"Shut up" Darth vader barked "I slaved for an hour making this, including the Brussel sprouts".
"I'll eat everything else on the plate, but not the Brussel sprouts" the Joker replied. When Darth Vader wasn't looking, the Joker tipped his Brussel Sprouts into his pocket and prentended that he did eat them.
That evening, Voldemort got bored so he decided to let out his 176 pet snakes loose.
"Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" the other Villians screamed when they saw all the snakes.
"That's it, enough is enough, I've had it with these Motherfucking Snakes in this Motherfucking house" the Joker pointed out who had proceeded on the shelf to get away from Voldemort's Snakes.
"Fricken hell Voldemort, why did you have to let out all those fricken snakes, honestly, throw me a fricken bone here" Dr Evil added.
"They were all cooped up in their tank" Voldemort protested.
"Put them back, they're trying to eat my feet" Jack yelled.
"Ok" sighed "Ok Snakes, time to go back in your tank" said Voldemort, geting out his tank. The Snakes all slithered back in their tank.
"Phew, now I can get down" Dr Evil said.
"Now, no more getting Snakes out their tank again Voldie" the Joker said, patting Voldemort's face "we've already got one Snake loose".
"What, who?" asked Voldemort, clearly confused. "You my friend, your the Snake that is loose, hahahahahahahahahaha" the Joker cackled then running out the room.
"How dare he compare me to a serpent" Voldemort hissed. "Well" stated Olaf.
"Well what?" Voldemort demanded angrilly. "You do look like a snake".
"Arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Voldemort screamed, brandishing his wand and chasing Olaf around the house with it.
"Well, this has been one heck of a Christmas" Dr Evil sighed. Mini-me nodded in agreement.