Phineas' P.O.V.

I sat in Ferb's lap, leaning into his chest while we waited for the lady to come back with the papers. Isabella sat next to us, Adyson in her lap.

Okay, okay. Backtracking time, right?

It's been at least 3 months since college REALLY ended. Well, for US (Ferb and myself), it's only been 2 months, considering we graduated pretty quickly. This makes no sense. Fern and me are still 18 (YES, I HAD MY BIRTHDAY), but we graduated all of the college courses in 2 weeks. So to us, we've been in the college dorm, going to different classes in case we ever hated one of our jobs. Now we can have any job we want. Everyone else has at least… 6 years? before they can graduate. Ferb, Isabella, Adyson, and I are all adopting a baby (or 2, because Izzy might want her own with Adyson) for the house we all share.

Adyson and Isabella got together at least a month ago. Adyson finally had the courage to tell her how she felt, and, well, this was their outcome. They've been together ever since, and nothing would tear them apart. They're almost as strong as Ferb and me.

Don't worry about the baby thing. We found a courthouse (and an orphanage) that would give children to homosexuals and lesbian lovers. Hell, as long as they didn't abuse the kids, they passed as parents.

"Hey, Phin?" Isabella called softly to me.

"Yes, Pink Princess?" I called back. She rolled her eyes and shuffled nervously.

"Are- Are we all ready for a baby?" The already quiet room went silent. I looked at Izzy in astonishment.

"We're here, aren't we? We all got jobs to pay for the large house, and maybe way more than what we've got now, Izzy. I think we can handle a little kid." Ferb's (somewhat) reassuring speech surprised us all. I looked back at him and smiled like an idiot.

"Have I ever told you how much I love you?" I giggled out as I wrapped my arms around his neck as I swiveled around to look at his beautiful eyes. He gazed back with an intense passion.

As much as we love you two together, could you NOT hump in a public area?" Adyson whispered. I quickly shot my gaze to her, clearly looking pissed off that we were interrupted.

"Eep!" She cried as he hugged Izzy. Izzy glared at me. I smiled sheepishly.

"Sorry, Adyson." I replied, even though we were all joking. She looked back at me, and smiled sweetly. She really was too precious to be tainted. Too late.

The woman came back with the adoption papers. Her noirette hair swished as she walked, falling to the bottom of her shoulder blades. Her Chinese descent gave her her facial structure, but her American descent gave her her bright green eyes. They shone like emeralds, with a hint of toxic waste. They were pretty, but nothing special. Her American heritage also gave her her large chest, but she was a little chubby around the edges. That didn't stop her from having rockin' legs, though. Her warm smile and straight, bright teeth were good enough for me to trust her. Her suit consisted of a white tank top underneath a dark green blazer. Her dark green pencil skirt went down to her knees, and her white tights ran down from there to her black heels. They were thick, but she worked them perfectly. Her desk name tag read 'Hui Zhong Sun', or 'beautiful on the inside, and smart on the outside' with Sun added in there. Her name was pronounced 'hoy zong'. It was really quite beautiful.

"Hello," she said softly. She handed the paper to Ferb's extended hand and began speaking.

"Today there is 2 little boys and 4 girls waiting for someone to adopt them. Half of each are Asians of many descents- Koreans, Japanese, and Chinese- and the others are American."

"Alright then. May we see them one at a time then?" Izzy asked. Hui Zhong nodded vigorously.

"They can't wait to see you. They want to know if you'll be their savoir. Well, 2 of them said that. The others don't really care." She whispered the last part. As if SHE should be ashamed for their thinking.

"May we see the Asian ones first?" I asked. She nodded. We walked into a room where a girl- about 3- was sitting in a tall chair that STILL needed books for her to sit on. She looked Chinese.

"Hello there!" She called out in Chinese. Her hair went down to her shoulders while her bangs went to her eyebrows. It was a light brown, and her eyes were a- white. You could see flecks of blue, but they were colored contacts. Interesting…. Her Dora shirt, pants, and backpack were practically the exact replica of the child whore herself. Even her socks and shoes were like Dora's!

"Ni hao, xiao nuhai!" I chirped back. She seemed a little surprised to hear that I spoke Chinese, but cheered up quickly and started a conversation with me.

"Ruhe ni gege?" She asked sweetly. I smiled, glad I was having a decent conversation with my fluent knowledge of Chinese.

"Wo mi yiji ni shi ruhe?" It went on like this for about 15 more minutes, milking out as much as I could about her, learning what her attitude, personality, and brain capacity was like. There was so much I wanted to teach her. She was DEFINITELY on the list.

We moved onto the next child. She was a little more shy, but still just as sweet. She was Korean, and about the age of 6. The only difference with her was that her hair was…. Blue-ish white. More white, but definitely had blue in it. Like those girls' eyes…. Her eyes were a dark red, though. She was albino. An albino Korean….. The only thing remotely dark on her was her skin/clothing.

This was Ferb's girl from the second we spot her.