The Knight Stooges
In Frozen battle
At the frozen mountains far away from Canterlot City, there is a pipeline that flows oil through the pipe. But then a snow monster appeared and twisted a pipe into a knot.
"I've trained you well my pet." Said Nightmare as he walked out of a secret passage way. "Now finish the job." Then the snow monster punched the knot up pipe and then oil start leaking out. And Slice brought the tube and put it into the pipe.
"Now to sifen that precious fluid." Said Slice, and in that hidden lair there are a dozen oil barrels in there.
"Soon I will own all the oil in captivity. And then my monster friends I King Nightmare shall be the wealthiest King in the world." Said King Nightmare as he laughed evily including his minions and the snow monster.
Meanwhile at the park the stooges are going for a picnic.
"This looks like a perfect spot for a picnic." Said Connor. "I brought the blanket."
"I brought the pickles." Said Georgia as she's holding a jar of pickles.
"And I brought the ants. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Owen joked as he poured ants on the blanket.
"You don't need ants to bug people. Just for that you can be the hammock." Said Connor with a devious smile on his face. Then Owen sighed and he uses his extendo spell and grabbed tow branches.
"Ready your not here I come." Said Connor and he jumped on Owen.
"Doohh!" said Owen as he was laid by Connor.
"This is what I call comfort." Said Connor while being relaxed. Then he was launched into the air like a slingshot and he screamed in fright.
"And this is when I call an ambulance." Said Georgia in fright. Then Connor is falling down and down and Owen and Georgia grabbed the blanket on each side.
"Don't worry Connor we'll catch you." Said Owen but he was wrong, and Connor fell down through the blanket and landed on the ground.
"I hope he has insurance for this." Said Georgia.
"Certainly. He's got a blanket policy nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Owen joked.
"Why you clumsy cluttses, I'll." He said. As Connor was about to pound them, Twilight appeared on a tree.
"Attention Stooges!" she yelled. "King Nightmare has been getting into Canterlot City's oil supply, his accomplice is a now monster."
"Into our armors." Said Connor, and they used their miniballs, pressed the buttons and their in their armor.
"Knight Stooges away woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo." They yelled their battle cry and they ran over their picnic basket and they fell down all over their picnic. Connor has a pickle jar on his head, Owen has a picnic basket on his butt, and Georgia has a banana peel on her head.
Meanwhile at the snowy depths of Canterlot City. The stooges used a sleighed and Owen is mushing and barking like a dog, and Georgia's whipping him.
"Keep your eyes pealed for a snow monster." Said Connor. Then Owen tripped on a ditch and because of that it flung Connor and Georgia.
"Now that's what I call getting the cold shoulder." Said Owen. "Nnnaah! Oh my gosh it's the snow monster." And that snow monster has four arms. But it turns out to be Georgia (on the bottom) and Connor (on the top).
"It's no snow monster you egghead it's us." Said Connor with a nasty look on his face.
"Well at least it's something monstrous, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Said Owen as he joked as the other stooges glared at him for making fun of them.
"O.k. what's the idea of falling down." Said Connor glaring at Owen.
"I couldn't help it, I tripped over that hole." Said Owen pointing at a ditch.
"That's no hole! It's the snow monsters pawprints and his feet are headed that way." Said Connor.
"Nnnnaaaah! And I'll be headed this way." Said Owen with a scared look on his face. Then Owen and Georgia fled in fear. But Connor catched the two chickens with his floating spell, and pulled then and ran him over and they barged into the secret passage way and fell down the stairs and slide the ice.
"Look at all those drums." Said Connor. "This could mean only one thing, we've found the hideout of King Nightmare." Then Nightmare appeared crossing his arms.
"It can mean another thing, King Nightmare has found you." He said as he snapped his fingers. "Come my large friend." Then the snow monster came towards the stooges and they yelled in fright and the snow monster roared.
"Well what have you got to say now." Said Nightmare with a sinister grin.
"Just one thing." He said bravely. "Knight Stooges away." He said being a coward and they ran away and because of that the snow monster began to spin around and he stopped being dizzy. "Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo." And they ran through the door to the secret entrance and they slide on the snow and ran through a wall of snow and their heads popped open.
"That was a close call." Said Connor in relief.
"Yeah the caller the wild." Georgia said in agreement. Then a seal appeared playing with a ball and it opened up and magic appeared then Twilight appeared on the snow with an angry look.
"Well!" she said in anger. "Why haven't you stopped King Nightmare."
"He's being guarded by a huge snow monster." Connor said.
"you mean your afraid of a merely 5 foot hairy monster." She said.
"Most thing are dangerous when they're angry." Said Owen.
"I've got news for you. SO AM I!" she screamed in anger. Then the magic went back into the ball and closed and it and the seal went back into the water.
"We just got the seal of disapproval. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Owen joked as Connor and Georgia glared at him.
Then the stooges have an idea, Owen is on an excersise bike that is hooked onto a heater.
"Why do I have to be the one to crank of the electric heater?" said Owen in confusion.
"How else are we gonna melt the door. Now start pumping." Ordered Connor.
Then Owen did as he was told. He started peddling and the electric heater is being activated.
"That's it Owen faster." Said Georgia, then Owen start to peddle faster. But he peddled to fast and the excersise bike broke loose and it started to move forward who went back and the electric heater fell down and Owen sat on it, and it melt the floor and the stooges fall down.
"When did you learn to ride a bicycle." Said Connor in anger and annoyance.
"I took a crash course, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Joked Owen.
"Somepeople never learned." Said Nightmare in anger. "Take care of these intruders, my pet." Then the snow monster came towards the stooges.
"Let's blow Connor." Said Georgia in fear.
"I can't the ice is too slippery." Said Connor correcting Georgia as they were running on ice. Then the snow monster caught them.
"Help Owen." Said Connor asking for help. But Owen is running ontop of a barrel containing stolen oil.
"Leave me alone. I've got my own troubles." Said Owen, and he tripped on the barrel and the snow monster gives them a bear hug and the two idiots slipped upward away and the barrel landed on it's arm and squeezed it and now, he's covered in oil. Then Nightmare walked towards him in anger.
"After then you fool!" he ordered. Then the snow monster tried to catch them. But because of the oil it slipped. Then the ice cracked and it heads towards the ceiling and the icicles fall down and landed around the snow monster.
"I demand to see my lawyer." Nightmare said, then Nightmare and his goons retreated. Then the snow monster whimpered while trying to get the oil off of his fur. Then Connor uses his sword and levitated the discord jewel out of his mouth, then Owen uses his frails and smashed the discord jewel to pieces.
"Discord jewel destroyed." Said Owen with a victorious smile on his face. And the snow monster transported back to Equestria.
"I guess we've finally put Nightmare on ice." Said Connor.
"Like I always say." Said Georgia. "Oils well that ends well."
"I got a better one. A fool and his fuel are soon parted. Nyuk, Nyuk, nyuk." Owen said while he laughed. Then a pile of snow fell down and covered Owen up with it.
"Oooh! Well if you didn't like it all you had to do is say so." Said Owen being covered in a blanket of snow.