Me: What's up rebels! First of all I would like to say how sorry I am that I haven't updated in so long. I was having some serious writers block. And I've been reading the book Divergent. Spoiler Alert: IT'S AWESOME!
Leo: Is so awesome that you might consider kidnapping that guy Four, and releasing me?
Me: No.
Leo: Why not?
Me: Because Four is more like the strong silent type, and that type is no fun to kidnap. Besides, if I tried to kidnap Four, he could just jump out of the window, or kiss me on the cheek and he'd be good as free.
Leo: I could do both of those things.
Me: First of all, Four is constantly doing stuff like jumping out of windows, so he wouldn't break a leg in the process of escape. Secondly, if he kissed me, I'd probably die on the spot from happiness.
Leo: Well let's call this Four guy!
Me: *punches me a stomach* Anyway, I've just been very busy.
Leo: Yeah making out with a book.
Me: You say one more thing and I'll hang you by your toes.
Leo: Brutal much?
Me: Yes, now be quiet.
Let's get down to the important stuff. I'd like to warn all you rebels out there. There is a fan fic user out there who is constantly reporting users who right in script form. I haven't been discovered yet but I'm kinda freaking out about it. The founder of the rebellion, TheUltimateBookNerd, has recently been reported for her story. But don't worry she has a backup plan. Go check it out.
Leo: You talk a lot.
Me: I can talk way more than this, but I'm tired so I'm going to bed.
Leo: You're gonna dream about Four?
Me: *scowls* Don't be surprised if you're hanging upside down from the ceiling in the morning.
LET THE REBELLION LIVE ON!
P.S. Please tell people about the rebellion the more rebels we have, the better of a chance we have at beating Fan Fiction.